Soap : Let's play two truths one lie, me first : I falsified my birth certificate, I beat up a superior officer before locking him in the trunk of his car, and I was arrested when I was 12 on account of suspicion of terrorist intent.
Gaz :
Soap : It was the last one, I wasn't actually arrested, they just paid a visit to my house to question me.
Ghost : My turn, I can't get married because I'm legally dead, my favourite colour is black, and I went to prison for murdering my family.
Gaz : I'm very scared because I know your favourite colour.
Ghost : Yep. I didn't stay long in prison though, don't worry, I had an alibi.
Price : I once caused a diplomatic incident that almost led to a war, I shot someone in the foot because he annoyed me, and I've been secretely married for ten years.
Gaz : I'm not sure I like this game, actually.
Ghost : I'm pretty sure I was to your wedding and it doesn't feel that long ago.
Soap : Wait, you're married??
Price : Yep! But it was only 6 years ago.
Gaz : Okay, my turn then : I don't think you're all fucked in the head, I'm scared for my own mental health and I want to go home, guess which one is the lie.
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Had a funny thought but imagine RSA meeting middle school!reader, and seeing how absolutely feral they are.
But some see past that, and see just a child and immediately go to pick them up and hold them like a stuffed animal saying:
"Awww look at the little baby!!!"
❤ anon
HOLY SHIT YOURE SO SMART ❤️ NONNIE ONG
So.
Apparently selected students of RSA were allowed on a field trip to NRC.
And you being one of the most popular students at NRC Crowley said that you'd be giving the students a tour. You of course couldn't go against Crowleys word or else you wouldn't be eating for the week 😔.
You had to wait in the mirror chamber for the RSA students to come through and when they did you had introduced yourself. "My Name is Y/n, I will be giving you all a tour of the school, and after that I will lead you to where you all will be staying for the next three days." You said, trying to stay professional like Crowley said so he doesn't take your allowance.
Neige
Before you couldn't say anything else the student named Neige Leblanche had tilted your head up so he could take a look at you. "Aww! When I heard Vil talking about you he showed me a picture of you and you look even cuter in person!! You have to see this!" Neige squealed as he squished your cheeks and showed you to the dwarfs
That's how it was for the whole tour, even when you got into a small fight with a Savannaclaw group Neige squealed over you.
"Oh, look at how brave you are! I'm sure Vil is so proud of you! I seriously wish I met you sooner!" Neige said as he hugged your head. Dawg his hands were so soft and warm it took you everything in your being to not sob and cry in his arms right there.
And when you lead them to ypur dorm where they were staying Neige was CONCERNED FOR YOU.
"Oh, so you stay here by yourself?" Neige asked. "I stay here with a Cat named Grim, I'm sorry about how dirty the dorm is. Crowley left me on a short notice so I could only clean three rooms decently." You said calmly to Neige. "Really? I've taken care of a cottage by myself but not a whole dorm building! That must be so tiring for you to clean so much!" Neige said with a concerned face. "I'm used to it. Anyways I have to go make dinner for you and the others." He looked at you with a shocked face as you walked into the kitchen.
10/10 would recommend but he insisted that he go to have a conversation with Crowley with how he treated you. In the end you got him to stay and he gave you cookies. His dwarfs also are the bestest of friends with you and have given you flowers to press in a book that Neige gave you for the inconvenience.
Chen'ya
You and him immediately locked eyes and smirked. Y'all are the bestest of the silliest of people. Literally you can tell when he is with you that is how close y'all two are like fuck.
You were dubbed as Chen'ya's younger sibling with how you two will mess with people by the RSA students who went on the trip
And genuinely he like cares about you that he refuses to let you sleep on the couch while he slept in your room he had to roll you up in blankets and place you on the bed while he slept in the room you cleaned for him.
Even when you got into a fight with the Savannaclaw group he backed you up and scared the students away with you.
During the tour he gave you the most randomest things that he claimed to have found lying around. You ended the day with 1,000 more madol in your pocket.
If you're seen as feral on a normal Tuesday then wait for when Chen'ya appears. Riddle and Trey will be jump scared so much by the two of you you were so close to being burnt by fresh tea and getting hit with a whisk.
10/10 outta pocket fella and you two harassed Crowley into giving you more allowance. (MC has magic after their own overblot) He even taught you how to appear and scare people the way he does using your magic.
My Spotify was fucking up and I got annoyed but I genuinely liked writing this even if it seems to not have any energy to some people.
I would've added prince Rielle but I don't know anything about little man but if I find out more about him to be able to write him I will do it.
I might write when you met them for the first time maybe. 🧍♂️
Anyways here you go my ❤️ anon pookie ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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this is something that is forever on my mind and i am gonna do my best to articulate it here.
so i grew up in a small old mining town in yorkshire and when we did shakespeare at school it was seen as this very old very posh thing to study. most of the kids gave up before we even started looking at the actual text and most of the teachers had given up trying to engage the class in it anyway. but not a lesson went by where someone didn’t pipe up saying ‘why is it written like this nobody talks like this!!!’ which BAFFLED ME because LAD !!! YOU TALK LIKE THAT !!
yorkshire as a dialect is FULL of shit that fell out of standard english use DOWN SOUTH due to a rising middle class population. up here where there has always just been mostly common folk doing mostly common work a lot of it stuck around. when we speak we still use stressed syllables that we don’t write down as accented words anymore (blessèd / blastèd etc). we still use thou (tha) and thy (thi) as informal ‘you’ and ‘your’. and don’t get me started on contractions, it’s so common to shorten “over” to “o’er” we hardly ever say “the” if we can help it.
like obviously there’s so much more to it than this but from my experience the things that were constantly tripping the class up was attempting to read lines aloud in a RP / news reader voice because they thought “it’s posh so i need to do my posh voice”. it’s not going to work like that! you need the rhythm of natural speech to fully get what is being said. and the english accents with the best hope of getting that right are typically northern accents, particularly a yorkshire accent.
it’s just so interesting to me that because shakespeare’s work has been played thousands and thousands of times and developed this air around it of being pompous that you got kids in the north of fuckin england saying that it’s just flat out incomprehensible now when really we’re the ones speaking it day in day out.
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