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spn-lesbian · 10 months
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Cas: that’s ridiculous. Dean doesn’t love me back
Sam: yes he does
Bobby: yes he does
Gabriel: yes he does
Lucifer: yes he does
Crowley: yes he does
Rowena: yes he does
Eileen: yes he does
Jody: yes he does
Dean: yes I do
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captainchilly · 7 months
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One Castiel Quote per Episode 90/136 → 12.08 “LOTUS”
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echos-scomplink · 9 months
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Y/N: *dies*
Sam: Timer starts now! When are they coming back? I say two months!
Dean: Bullshit. One month
Rowena: half a month
Jack: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Y/N JUST DIED!
Cas, scratching his chin in thought: One week
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swampstew · 4 months
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Kid: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Rowena: Kid no. Killer: Mistlefoe. Rowena: Please stop encouraging him.
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Dean: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Jack: ...I did. I broke it.
Dean: No. No you didn't. Cas?
Cas: Don't look at me. Look at Sam.
Sam: What?! I didn't break it.
Cas: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Sam: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Cas: Suspicious.
Sam: No, it's not!
Crowley: If it matters, probably not, but Mother was the last one to use it.
Rowena: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Crowley: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Rowena: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Fergus!
Jack: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Dean.
Dean: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Sam: Dean... Gabriel’s been awfully quiet.
Gabriel: rEALLY?!
Sam: YES REALLY
Gabriel: OH MY DAD
*Everyone starts arguing*
Dean, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Dean: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Dean:
Dean: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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420technoblazeit · 8 months
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the wiki page for the season 11 finale team makes me lose it every time. cringeass loser club. theyre all hatefucking each other. not a single normal person there
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SPN as Kelly from The Office
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Y/N: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Rowena: How am I supposed to know?
Dean: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Rowena *sighs*
Rowena: You wouldn't be trapped.
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wisefoxluminary · 3 months
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Castiel when he confronts AU Michael in the apocalypse world to protect Jack -
Castiel: See you messed with my son and now I'm gonna fuck you!
Michael: 😳
Sam: 🙄
Mary: 😐
Bobby: 😑
Ketch: 😒
Rowena: 😏
Charlie: 🤭
Lucifer: 🤨
Gabriel: 😉
Dean: Well, this just got interesting!
Jack, whispering into Cas's ear: It's fuck you 'up' dad.
Castiel: Wait, what did I say?
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spn-lesbian · 1 year
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["What are you most afraid of?"]
Sam: global warming and clowns
Gabriel: the phone ringing in the middle of the night
Charlie: I'm too much of a perfectionist
Rowena: this isn't a job interview
Charlie: oh man and job interviews
Crowley: nothing
Bobby: yeah, right. What about cockroaches?
Crowley: oh, I don't like them. They're shifty
Dean: losing Cas
Cas: awww
Cas: hotel bedspreads
Dean:
Claire: never getting my driver's license. Or getting one and the picture sucks
Jack: dying alone
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gijsoo-helion · 6 months
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Godric Gryffindor: I AM the bravest.
Rowena Ravenclaw: Always work to be the most knowledgeable, skilful and wisest of them all.
Salazar Slytherin: Greatness is MY~middle name.
Helga Hufflepuff: Talk about adventures, research studies and ambitious plans when they don’t even know how to prepare meals for themselves every day.
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nobodymitskigabriel · 7 months
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Gabriel: So...do you wanna watch a movie?
Rowena: ...not one of those gratuitous displays of bravado that Dean calls cinema?
Gabriel: No, nothing like that. Actually, I picked this movie because it reminds me of you ☺️ 🥀
Rowena: Alright then...
Gabriel: *puts on Hocus Pocus*
Rowena:
Rowena: *brings Asmodeus back to life.*
Rowena: Here he is. You can have him back.
Gabriel: Wait! No! Please!
Rowena:
Gabriel: You don't want to put a spell on me? 🥺
Asmodeus: You see why I sewed his lips shut now?
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scarred-serafina-fan · 3 months
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This generator somehow makes more accurate ones than me???
Rowena: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Waysa: Um...Neat.
*later*
Waysa, lying face down on his bed: I said "Neat," Braeden . Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Braeden , reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Waysa. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Serafina confessed her love for me?
Waysa: Didn't you thank her?
Braeden : *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked her.
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swampstew · 1 year
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Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker Kid: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Rowena: ...I did. I broke it. Kid: No. No you didn't. Luffy? Luffy: Don't look at me. Look at Nami. Nami: What?! I didn't break it. Luffy: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Robin: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Luffy: Suspicious. Nami: No, it's not! Law: If it matters, probably not, but Franky and Jinbe were the last to use it. Franky: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Law: Oh really? Then what were you two doing by the coffee cart earlier? Franky: I was just hanging out, trying to enjoy the company. Jinbe: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Killer: That's not sanitary... Rowena: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Kid. Kid: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Law: Kid... Luffy's been awfully quiet. Luffy: rEALLY?! Everyone starts arguing and screaming over each other Kid, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Kid: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Kid: Kid: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here. Zoro: nods in background.
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elasgottoomuchfreetime · 11 months
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Sam: Time for plan G.
Dean: Don’t you mean plan B?
Sam: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Cas: What about plan D?
Sam: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Charlie: And plan E?
Sam: I’m hoping not to use it. Crowley dies in plan E.
Rowena: I like plan E.
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