I know people like Battinson (or Robat Battinbat, as some call him) and want him to stay this weird little creepy gremlin man.

And, sure, that’s great and all—BUT, I really want him to develop Brucie Wayne because the fact that Battinson needs to create an entire fake person so that people who see him won’t find him skin-crawlingly awkward is very appealing to me.

Also, he should definitely go about it like “how do rich people act?????” and binge watch a bunch of Real Housewives of New Jersey for inspiration.

(Okay I might just want Battinson to have the Making it Wayne Brucie persona, I APOLOGIZE for nothing!!!)

Black & White Portrait #4 - Robat Battinbat as Batman.

I loved this dark noir version of a street-level Batman & thought Zoë Kravitz was an excellent Catwoman. Excited to see what HBO does with The Penguin!

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Robat Battinbat Confirmed!

Drew a Robat Battinbat in celebration of the film! I'm gonna see it tonight so no spoilers please!

Robat Battinbat when the Gotham rogues gang up to beat the crap out of Robin in The Batman (2021)

Honestly Amy Adams is such an amazing Lois Lane. Her and Henry Cavill have great chemistry. And we love a relationship where the woman is older than the man. Cause that basically never happens.

I wish the movies gave her more to do! Like give me a man of steel 2 where Lois is like a co-protagonist.

God Ben Affleck is probably the best Bruce well ever get.

Although is it weird that I’m kind of excited for Robat Battinbat because he doesn’t take the role too seriously? Like he’s not afraid to take chances? It might also be the promise of Catwoman too tho...

So true about your point on amy and henry, and their age gap is so unique for movies like this now, but it really fits well for the clois dynamic too. I really want MOS2 too but idk if we’ll ever get it 😩 Ben’s Bruce means everything to me and i dont just say that because i think he’s hot (and i really do) but his character arc in bvs and now zsjl is so important and very integral for the plot of both films...

I am still tentatively excited for battinson too but i cant get over the fact that it was supposed to be ben’s movie for his batman and deathstroke was supposed to be in it as well so joe manganiello got screwed over as well 😭😭

So Robat Battinbat looks like he idk if i’m completely sold cause i can’t identify exactly what part of the gun it would be but a lot of people think his Bat symbol looks like it was made from a broken down gun 

Which if that’s true it’s almost assuredly the gun that killed his parents because i mean you know how Bruce is anyway that would be really fucking cool

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I appreciate the characterization of Battinson as the *pictures falling out of pockets* meme but with orphans.

I think that The Batman should have been split into two individual movies.

The first would be Catwoman, based around introducing Selina/Gotham/the mob scene/etc. We’d get bits and pieces of Batman’s existence, and there would be an understanding that he was looking into things from the shadows. The movie proper would mostly follow Selina’s investigation from The Batman but expand upon it to her destabilizing the mob world.

The second movie would be The Batman, and that would essentially cover the plot of the movie, but illustrate that Selina’s destabilizing of the mob world led to exposing the corruption of the “legitimate” political entities of Gotham.

(Oh and also I would give Selina female characters to interact with who don’t exist to be murdered. For example, maybe she gets injured and visits Leslie Thompkins’ clinic.)

(And each movie would be a cool 90 min, which would still make them only 15 minutes longer than The Batman.)

how have you not witnessed battinson yet.

IT’S JUST.

SO.

LONG.

This has been my philosophy lately when it comes to movies.

(I also have STRONG objections to the portrayal of The Riddler and I dislike some of the plot elements I heard about.)

(AND BY THE WAY DID I MENTION HOW LONG IT IS???)