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I’ve getting my fiancé caught up on the Great British Baking Show, and his conclusion after watching about six or seven seasons is that, “Gold leaf fixes everything.”
Biscuits slightly over baked? Gold leaf.
Tray bake messy? Gold leaf.
Three tear cake leaning? Gold leaf.
Steak burnt? Gold leaf.
Soup under-seasoned? Gold leaf.
Car engine not turning over? Gold leaf.
He just sent me a link to buy a 24 pack of gold leaf on Amazon, so we can have one on hand to solve all of our problems. 🤣
#he’s ridiculous and I love him#XD XD XD#great british bake off#great british baking show#gold leaf#life hacks#life hax#ridiculousness#ridiculous#ridiculous nonsense
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Pawn
After sex I began feeling forlorn,
When Emet-Selch turned to me with a yawn,
Saying "Forgive the intrusion,
But I required your collusion,
Since I so wanted to be in a pawn..."
Silliness intensifies...
(Also, I tried googling "sexy Emet-Selch" for an illustration for this... never again... it was too much for my innocent mind...)
#ffxivwrite2022#ffxivwrite#ff14 ffxiv#ffxiv#ffxiv wol#ff14#ridiculous nonsense#I mean really#mimble silliness
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so funny story last night i carpooled and took out a bag of carrots from my hoodie pocket and the guy driving turned and looked at me and then THIS happened
driver: did you bring enough for everybody?
me, confused: uh... they're carrots??
driver: yeah, did you bring enough for everybody?
me: *confused silence*
*few seconds of awkward silence*
other guy in the backseat: ...did you bring ranch?
me: *confused-er silence*
guy riding shotgun: you have any other vegetables?
so anyways that's the story of how i'm going to bring an onion next week and eat it like an apple
#yes i somehow got to carpool with three cis guys#dont ask me how#i think it was witchcraft#carrots#ridiculous nonsense#carpool
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I ignore about 95% of the conversations surrounding Arya having killed people because, outside of Arya stans, people refuse to include the context of the very violent circumstances she experiences + her trauma which influences her actions. She wasn't destined to be a killer and her being forced on the run, having to survive during a war (at times on her own), having to witness countless people being tortured and murdered, being enslaved as a prisoner of war, having to witness the deaths of her family, etc. are all hugely important factors. Not to mention the times when her life is literally on the line and she has to make tough decisions to ensure her survival. The only time her trauma is acknowledged is when people are using it to prove she's "too far gone", otherwise it's essays on how she hasn't suffered that much. It's so boring how people ignore well-developed characters just to reduce them to one or two aspects of their story. And this treatment is only for certain characters; let someone mention Sansa being part of the plot to poison Sweetrobin and all of a sudden, people can understand being forced to make questionable decisions under difficult circumstances.
#arya stark#asoiaf#fandom nonsense#I'm just so uninterested in the same boring repetitive conversations where people debate fanon characterizations...boring! yawning! sloppy!#Sorry?? I guess that she hasn't had the benefit of being in a castle the whole story with relative safety#but people trying to demonize a child who has one of the most harrowing and violent journeys for the decisions she's been forced to make#is ridiculous cause why are you more worried about how Arya reacted then to the actual situation she's in??#If they're feeling especially faux-progressive they'll pretend to care about Daeron and cry about how innocent he was#but of course this never leads to criticism of Ned or Westerosi society...nope just calling Arya a psychopath and nothing else#At this point it's just jealousy because they know their fave never would've survived what she did and not only did she survive#but she showed off incredible skills and intelligence + has only learned and grown more + constantly gets her importance reinforced#yeah I'd be mad if she wasn't my fave either 🤭#the disconnect between Arya antis and George is so funny cause they twist themselves in knots over how /evil/ she is and then there's#George calling her a character everyone will love ooooh shouldn't have picked one of the author's faves to hate on 🤷🏾♀️
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I think Dazai, while young, became attached to Natsume when Natsume was lonely and so was he (which is why he calls him Sensei in the Dark Era, like the protagonist in Kokoro); that Natsume brought Dazai to Mori after Dazai attempted suicide (which is why Dazai never touches him in Bar Lupin, why Natsume follows him from the Port Mafia to his meeting with Taneda and then to the Agency, why Dazai knows Natsume well enough to allude to his history to Tanizaki and to recieve the jump drive Natsume brings him in the Cannibalism arc— Dazai knows him); and that Natsume performed a partial skill transfer similar to Kyouka's mother to ensure it could not come that close ever again (and that's why Dazai is one of the few if not only touch/contact-based skill users whose is involuntary).
I think No Longer Human isn't merely nullification, I think (similar to how Bram's skill reverses death but through the framework of vampirism and Atsushi's slices skills and regenerates in addition to his transformations), there is more to Dazai's skill such that it precludes him from dying (which is why he can stand in front of a hail of bullets and be thrown by Chuuya through several buildings in the Port Mafia, why he can't seem to commit suicide successfully, why Kunikida and Chuuya remark on his preternatural inability to die, why Dazai says to both Atsushi and Fyodor with such certainty "you can't kill me," and, cheekily, why Kunikida tells Dazai in 55 Minutes "You're no longer human! You've lost that right!" when Dazai says he finally managed to die, however briefly).
I think Natsume's skill bends reality in the shape of the narrative structure over which he had such mastery and he decided that whoever he failed to snatch from the cyclical jaws of misery and suicide before (again, borrowing from Kokoro), he would not let this boy die; and how cruel that must have felt at first (which is why Dazai hates pain— he's been denied the easiest escape from it that he knows), but how reality bent to weave a narrative such that Dazai could be saved again and again in such a way that might shatter Koroko's inescapable loneliness (this is why, in 55 Minutes, it's implied HG Wells might not have existed, might have been an apparition from an earlier era, as if reality itself rippled space and time to reconjure someone who made sense to protect Dazai when it seemed unlikely anyone else could; why Akutagawa happened to have business there; why Akutagawa and Atsushi happened to cross paths).
It's well known that the titular cat in I Am a Cat is a calico. But, the story was based on Natsume's IRL cat, who was a black, striped cat. And aren't Dazai's bandages a little like stripes?
#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bsd dazai#bsd natsume#bsd meta#It's utter nonsense#But it would fracture the cycle presented in Kokoro#the plot is nonsense and the power scaling is silly and the escapes from certain doom are ridiculous because reality bends to save dazai#but while protected#dazai is frozen and unable to move forward#not unlike sleeping beauty preserved in her coffin of glass#and its atsushi's tiger#his relentless tiger that never lets him stop#that drags him forward#and akutagawa whose ability can eat space and who relentlessly strives to progress forward#who will conclusively shatter the cycle of loneliness imprisoning the narrative#anyway#is it anymore ridiculous than the rest of the story#because i dont think it is
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aaron bushnell set himself on fire outside of the israel embassy in washington d.c. yesterday as an act of protest to palestinian genocide and died for the cause, yet so many of y’all were whining and complaining all of last week because participating in the global strike for gaza.
#i will never forgive y’all for the nonsense y’all were trying to pull last week#absolutely ridiculous and disgusting#rest in peace aaron#i’m planning on going there this weekend to pay my respects#belle speaks
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sorry i know this might be controversial but bullying and being bullied is often just a normal part of growing up. there are exceptions, obviously, but i think the ubiquity of anti-bullying campaigns has created a generation or two of people who act like being teased was a catastrophic trauma and who use it as an excuse to be a nasty spiteful and unempathetic adult who makes uncharitable assumptions about strangers and refuses to acknowledge that they are not the world’s most special and most important baby. grow up peter pan!
#was in search of a link for the rosenblatt doc nominated this year and was reminded all over again of the ridiculous backlash#to we were bullies#which they are still fucking crying about#like this is definitely a precursor to the overtherapized everybody is toxic self care culture nonsense
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it's the way we were so close to getting the ideal Tim-Damian dynamic and then Nicieza had to go ruin it in the same arc
#Tim: *casually steals Damian's food* Damian: 'are you touching my food??????' Tim: 'BYE!'#like THEY'RE BROTHERS YOUR HONOR#and they were SO CLOSE to getting to the 'petty sibling fight' stage before Tim's stupid Hit List nonsense happened 😭#tim drake#damian wayne#dc comics#the ridiculously contradictory feelings I have about the hit list arc......whew
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people who say benvi was "out of no where" and "forced" should never have an opinion about romance ever again
#also people saying ethan was the best love interest like.... he's hot don't get me wrong but saying he and devi should've ended up together?#absolutely ridiculous and absolute nonsense#never have i ever#benvi#jaiden rants
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So.
Watched The Giggle.
Guys.
Guys.
About 10-15 years ago I went on an Old Who binge. Like, raided Daily Motion, downloaded the full episodes list from Hartnell to Baker and then every episode with the Master or the Rani
And went for every “lost episode”, a bunch of which are on Audible
And
You know who my favourite was?
My most favourite Old Who thing that I went on a jillion tweet rant about how they should bring back immediately?
The fucking Toymaker
I LOVED him
Favourite guy
And you know the other thing? That… complicates the memory?
I don’t visualise. At all, ever, so I also don’t really remember things in visual aspects, so not being able to visualise what those episodes looked like? Meant nothing to me
That’s normal
I spent the whole damn episode with just the very most nostalgia and delight and also yes, the feeling of “this is so very familiar but I don’t know what it should look like”
Like… I knew it was black and white cuz it was Hartnell
But I couldn’t remember a single visual aspect of those episodes, but it still felt so… perfect. So right
Guys
Guys
There fucking ISN’T video of the first three fucking episodes in that arc. There just isn’t. It’s gone. We have the audio and some stills and some saint has made a kinda audiobook version and then shackled themselves to Audible for some ungodly reason and given us the arc that way
I WAS TRYING TO REMEMBER VIDEO FOR EPISODES I KNEW I LOVED BUT HAD ACTUALLY NEVER SEEN BUT I COULD NOT TELL BECAUSE I AM GODDAMN APHANTASMIC AND CAN’T VISUALISE THE EPISODE I JUST WATCHED
this is all the Toymaker’s fault and Neil Patrick Harris was so fucking perfect and I loved that he came in to do a musical number and then left for no fucking reason
He gave me life and also epic catch was Fine I Guess but someone needs to challenge the Toymaker to a ttrpg, particularly one like DnD or Pathfinder that does not have a win condition because I feel like that would upset him so much but also he wouldn’t notice for like 8 years
#dw spoilers#doctor who spoilers#the giggle#it was the full magic of childhood man#like a christmas special has never given me such pure nostalgic joy#the toymaker was just… iconic#fucking ILLEGAL they never brought him back before now#the salt thing was ridiculous fuck that nonsense just gimme that trickster bitch i’ll fold him into a paper airplane#the toymaker#the celestial toymaker#he was q before there was q#the light in my life the star in my sky#give me one (1) silly bitch with a penchant for deadly games#fucking daily motion lost all the good who too#and my fucking download app died#i lost all of it
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