How dare this mall goth use the phrase of medieval twinks to piss off my favourite ex firefighter

*heaving sobs* He's. So. Dumb. But. He's. So. Hot.

the first iteration of the dream team is so funny.

imagine youre a regular new yorker and you’re being attacked by santas or bugs or devils at an art show and things are weird but you also can’t quite tell what’s actually happening (got to love umbral arcana) ? but you’re scared out of your mind until a drunk lady punches the scary monster in the face and the guy who’s clearly a drug dealer starts blasting fire out of his hands?? maybe he’s got a lighter and some hairspray, though he’s also holding a gun? and then a very nice and serious older guy is keeping everything calm and encouraging his friends and you think everything is going to be okay, especially because this nice sweet firefighter is making sure everyone’s safe. and you think he looks like mr march from the calendar!

then a massive rat man summons some crocodiles or a pack of rats or a cockroach that is unusually juicy and then broadway legend misty moore literally insults a monster to death whilst indiscriminately flirting with her friends.

and when it’s all over they’re acting like this is business as usual. and maybe you’re confused for like three minutes until you remember this is new york — who else would save you but a broadway star, a rat, a firefighter, a drug dealer, an alcoholic and kingston brown from uptown who helped you jumpstart your car three months ago

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Okay, I know Zac Oyama is sharp. I know he’s smart. But as Gorgug and Ricky Matsui he has so much fun playing admittedly less brilliant characters (especially considering I’ve only seen S1 of both), that I, like, I just forget.

But as Lapin Cadbury, like, FUCK. Zac is SO SMART. Zac is, I am convinced, is like fucking brilliant. His piecing together Keradin and looking to the Pontifex and the church people and all of his deception… I am FASCINATED

the gang’s all here!!

Gorgug Thistlespring, Ricky Matsui, Skip and Colin Provolone are like the opposite of "same guy different font". Different guys same font.

the long awaited sequel

the two ends of the dm spectrum are brian murph murphy (emily jokes that pawpaw takes the dagger for gemma and he stands up and shouts EMILY AXFORD HOW DARE YOU) and brennan lee mulligan (zac pets ox on the middle of the fight and brennan stands up, makes eye contact with the camera and goes I'm gonna kill that dog)

let's be entirely clear: if he's a Zac Oyama character, I love him. frankly, he has never ever missed.

two sides of the same coin

ftr i know this isnt how coins work, but honestly im not sure cody does so i think its fine

Sorry I was dead for over a month, but I made this while watching The Unsleeping City

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18/10/2023

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🌙 what, if anything, stays? 🐉

[for @d20megazine]

ricky matsui will never cease to be funny

God bless Ricky Matsui