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Star Wars Omegaverse Recs
Here's a couple solid omegaverse fics. This list is shorter than most of the ones I write but Meh.
Stars are for my favorites.
⭐ The Rain Fell Already by @loosingmoreletters: variation on Jedi Indentured AU containing omegaverse. Xanatos is omega Qui-Gon's bio kid but nothing changes, depressing but poignant
House Call by @elthadriel: two idiots knot while on medication that requires no knotting because it can get stuck for literal hours. Kix has to help and he is very annoyed about it
Status Quo by @captainkirkk: (G-rated) Anakin responds to Obi-Wan in a "you are my dad" way and the clones are surprised pikachu about it
⭐ Temporary Like Achilles by @intermundia: standard-ish fuck-or-die scenario where both sides are like "I can't take advantage of you/I just took advantage of you" because of course they are. (This author has a lot of solid Obikin, but they have me blocked (no I don't know why) so I can't tag them.)
⭐ He Said Yes by @threebea: (G-rated) B!Quinlan and O!Obi-Wan get mated for Obi-Wan's safety, the nature of their relationship is unclear to basically everyone (romantic? qp? other? unclear)
venus flytrap by IntoThineHands: Sith!Obi, role reversal of trope standard (omega deliberately takes advantage of an alpha)
Bite of Caramel by @thewriterowl: A!Jango needs a date to the family reunion, asks O!Obi-Wan to accompany him
⭐ good things in threes by @galateagalvanized: Codywan accidental pregnancy after O!Obi-Wan's implant gets nullified by an overpowered EMP (along with Cody's brain chip)
all my roads lead back to you by @tennessoui: idiots to lovers comedy (modern au, Obi-Wan got pregnant in a one-night stand across the country with a bartender who kind of looked like Anakin, because he's in love with his roommate but can't come clean and so hooks up with guys who look like him, and Anakin is in love with Obi-Wan enough that he's decided to be the Dad Who Stepped Up to this kid because anything Obi-Wan makes is part of Obi-Wan and obviously deserving of adoration)
The Theory of Letting Go by @ifonlyweknewwhatiwasdoing: never a Jedi!Anakin, Padme dead of uterine rupture, Obi-Wan hormonally addled and insistent on taking care of the twins like they're his own
The Swan Serenade by @shatouto: heavily AU, Mando!Anakin and Jedi-but-more-like-real-world-monks!Obi. (Has the most adorable art in the end of chapter notes, btw)
For Safekeeping by @glimmerglanger: Sith O!Obi-Wan feels safe because of the army of clones, which is the first time he's felt safe enough to have a heat, ends up fucked by his army of betas
when the snow falls we will wrap ourselves in furs by @hornet394: the fic I reread that had me going "I want Rex with O!Anakin but being in character" because this is one of the few omegaverse Rexwalkers that hits that button for me (though it's technically Anakin/501st poly stuff)
⭐ Find a little stranger by @obimanletkenobi: Villain!Obidala, both alphas, find Anakin at an omega auction, decide to ask him to play surrogate for their child since they can't do it themselves (with the offer to drop him off on a random planet with a wiped memory and enough cash to start a new life as a free man if he doesn't want to get pregnant), followed by smut
Belonging by IronCannon: this is the OTHER solid omegaverse Rexwalker
⭐ Conceal Me by @himboskywalker: longfic that is VERY good imo and builds the tension incredibly. Anakin is an omega pretending to be an alpha (literally the only people alive that know he's omega are his mother and the midwife). Senator Obi-Wan is an alpha pretending to be a beta (for weird reasons relating to his parents being kind of insane). They get married for politics, suggested by Palpatine because he found out about Obi-Wan being an alpha but not about Anakin, and decided a forced alpha/alpha marriage was going to self-destruct and help destabilize the Republic further.
Both by @obimanletkenobi: Anakin is the omegaverse equivalent of intersex and this explores the ways he's fetishized and discriminated against by the culture around him.
Peachy the Series by @the-writing-mill: IDK what to say, if you want 15k of O!Obi-Wan getting absolutely railed by two alphas, this is the fic for you
⭐ Packed Together Like Test Tubes also by @the-writing-mill: Jangobi, forced on both sides. Neither of them wants to mate, but the Kaminoans are forcing the issue with synthetic pheromones. It takes several weeks to get to that point and they are both fighting it with every ounce of willpower they have.
⭐ [Only] Think of Me by @inferior-fairy: Empress Amidala and Emperor Kenobi need Anakin to not go off the rails again, but they need a reason for him to want to stay because they love him too much to force the issue (and make him hate them) with chains or the like. So they give him Babies.
⭐ unfortunately it seems I have written more by @gaily-daily: Look at me. LOOK at me. This is fucked up and ugly and horrible and awful and messy and triggering and so incredibly well written as a dawning horror situation. Dead Dove at its finest. It is incredibly good as a story, but it is also really bad, and you need to go in accepting that. Without details, it's messy/triggering in the GoT sense.
⭐ terribly inconvenient and incredibly terrific by @tennessoui: A classic "Anakin wants to do something he is in no way qualified for and then suffers the consequences for his idiocy" plot, very fun.
I can fill those places in your heart no else can by @pontah: modern au post-breakup revenge sex I guess???
Ba’jurir by @mockingjay34: Rex/Fives, explores the intersection of anti-clone bigotry and anti-omega sexism.
Out in the Corner of the Dark with You by kazmir: a 5+1 fic about Anakin giving Obi-Wan a bunch of soft things as courting gifts
instincts by amidnightlove: just some fun and funky 'cycles make people go a little feral' stuff
EDIT: I missed a bunch so there's a Part Two!
#star wars#phoenix recs#the clone wars#obikin#rexwalker#codywan#obianidala#IDK the fives/rex ship name#codex#quinobi#jangobi#obidala#anidala#omegaverse#shipping#dubcon mention#fuck or die
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Hello!Can I please ask for a request for generator rex with Rex and a male (or gender neutral if you prefer) evo reader jealous of Circe? Male reader thinks he’s not worthy but he’s still very protective of Rex and always stays beside him making sure he’s safe and happy. Thank uuu so much for writing for this fandom btw~
Hello sweety! Thank You for the Request!
Rex Salazar x Male! Evo! Reader who is Jealous of Circe
Genre: Headcanons
Reader: Male
Warnings: Jelousy, insecurity, Fluff.
okay, technically you already knew Circe.
It was hard not to when every time she and Rex were in the same place, Rex would run to her and try to convince her to leave Van Kleiss.
and that's why I don't bother you.
for a while.
At first your own relationship with Rex was somewhat similar, him trying to convince you to join Providence.
and you found it fun in a way, it became a kind of game that you really enjoyed because you honestly didn't trust Providence, but you trusted Rex.
He seems like a good guy after all.
and in a way Rex thought the same about you, an Evo boy who had a lot of potential but seemed to be "wasting" it instead of helping people.
He tried to make you see things from his perspective, but he could never make you trust Providence. But he already assumed it, but he was fine with at least having you as an ally.
and thus a beautiful friendship was born.
Noah may be Rex's "normal" best friend, but you were his Evo best friend. best friend, yes.
For the first time in a long time you had a friend, which made a new side of you awaken, wanting to protect him, if Rex ran into you on a mission, you would make sure he finished it and suffered as little damage as possible.
Rex always wanted to protect you too, but you never gave him the chance, you would always be the one to throw yourself into danger with a smile on your face knowing that your friend would be okay. friend.
Why did this word start to bother you?
Rex would OBVIOUSLY scold you afterwards, especially if you threw yourself in front of some dangerous Evo like the Pack or even Van Kleiss, he is already reckless enough, why would you be reckless too? Youre supose to be the smart one! He says.
It's around these moments that you realize that you see Rex in a different light. and understand WHY referring to him as a friend bothers you.
Damn.
You see him MORE than as a friend.
and you also realize something else.
You don't feel like you can do anything about it.
Rex is a great guy, a great MAN, who constantly helps people and tries to save the EVOS even when the government wants to exterminate them. Even when the world is against him, he is a good person.
and you...you only live your life causing problems and you only started to do something useful when he arrived, but apart from that you don't feel like you are someone...worthy.
But when you see when Rez goes after Circe trying to save her from Van Kleiss.
Circe, the same one who has saved his life on several occasions. a person who does have a chance to live a good life with him.
You're not lying to yourself, you're obviously upset when Rex drops everything to go after Circe, but if you were in her situation you'd do the same thing.
However, you don't realize that Rex himself also begins to see you in a different light.
Only unlike you, he's pretty determined to do something about it.
Rex greatly appreciates your protection, he is used to being the one who protects others, so seeing that you treat him like someone who also deserves that same care warms his heart.
In general, he really likes being able to be a normal teenager around you and being THE SAME with you. Seeing how happy you are with just his happiness gives him a serotonin boost.
He also fell hard.
but at the same time he is dense, he does not realize that his efforts to help Circe can be seen as a further interest, and yes, perhaps at the beginning it was like that, but because of how time has passed and he has met more people , has met you, can tell that Circe doesn't interest him in the same way.
But he wants to help her, he won't let Van Kleiss mess with vulnerable people.
but then he notices that you get bitter every time the topic of Circe comes up.
It's not that you get defensive or anything like that, but that you....shut down so to speak.
and he tries to find out what's wrong with you, but either you change the subject or you simply don't respond, which rather than taking him away from the topic makes him cling more.
It's a day he talks about it with Bobo and Noah that makes the connection.
You are jealous.
LIKE OF HIM-
IN THE SAME WAY HE LIKES YOU!
Very happy.
Rex is quite direct, so as soon as he realizes this, he will go straight to telling you everything that is on his mind. It doesn't matter the answer, you have to say it.
and when you tell him your reasons why you were jealous or insecure, he will be quite confused.
Why would you think that you are not worthy? YOU? NOT BE WORTHY OF LOVE? Partly he can't believe it, because you always seemed confident, but he understands that one can pretend a lot beneath a smiling face.
He assures you that, first of all, Circe is nothing more than a friend who he should help, because she was an important part of his investment in society, but that you should never EVER feel jealous of her, you are you, after everything and he loves you.
(It would be quite ironic if you and Circe became friends after she left with the Evos in Hong Kong, in a quieter environment and with the passage underfoot. Rex doesn't know whether to be relieved or scared).
In general, Rex tries to make the relationship equitable, both protect and take care of each other, both physically and mentally.
Regardless of everything, You two handle it very well.
Thank you for Requesting/Reading❤️
#headcanons#male reader#rex salazar#generator rex#generador rex#man of action#cartoon network#rex salazar x reader
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Can i ask for "need a shoulder to cry on?" for Xiao x reader pls? ❤️ I'd love if reader could say the prompt but either way is fine
You have no idea how glad I am that someone requested this prompt for Xiao! The new quest made me so emotional, so I'm happy that I got the chance to write some hurt/comfort for our beloved Yaksha. With that being said, I really hope you like the fic! <3 This doesn't contain any spoilers for the new quest, btw.
Prompt: "Need a shoulder to cry on?"
I’ll stand by you – Xiao x gn!reader
Dihua Marsh always seemed to be one of the most peaceful places at night. A wide plain, softly illuminated by the light of the full moon that reflected in the rippling water. It could have been a beautiful sight, really. But Xiao knew exactly that Dihua Marsh was far from peaceful, even in a night like this. Somewhere out there, well hidden in the shadows of the night, evil was always lurking, patiently waiting for him to let his guard down. He needed to be prepared to fight – even more so when he knew that you were sound asleep in the room behind him.
With a quiet sigh, Xiao crossed his arms in front of his chest. For so many years, he had guarded this land, determined to protect it from all harm. He still remembered that once upon a time, he hadn’t been the only one to guard Liyue. Now, he was the only one left. And sometimes, it really felt like he was carrying the weight of the entire world on his shoulders.
Of course, he had you, and you had become his new reason to fight long before he had realized that he had fallen in love with you, but there was only so much you could do to support him. And while he was incredibly thankful for everything you did for him, Xiao knew that you would never be able to fully understand him and his struggles. Not that he blamed you for it – if anyone were to blame, it would probably be him since he had never told you the whole story. Not because he didn’t trust you but because it wasn’t your responsibility to carry this burden. It was his, and his alone, and he’d rather suffer on silence than put his frustrations on struggles on someone as precious as you. You deserved nothing but happiness – and he would never allow himself to destroy that happiness, even if it meant that he had continue hiding his pain from you.
And yet, he couldn’t deny that it was hard living like this. Sometimes, even the Vigilant Yaksha, the praised Conqueror of Demons, felt like it was all too much to bear. Perhaps – no, most certainly – it would help to talk about it but the other Yakshas were gone, and he didn’t dare burdening Rex Lapis – or Zhongli, as he called himself now – with his sorrows. Although he probably wouldn’t mind lending Xiao a listening ear… but no. He tried to live an ordinary, mortal life now, and listening to one of the Yakshas pouring out his heart was far from ordinary, at least in Xiao’s opinion.
The sound of footsteps behind him snapped him out of his thoughts. In the blink of an eye, he tensed up, spinning around, ready to lunge at the unexpected intruder but when he recognized you, sleep still in your eyes, his muscles relaxed, gaze turning soft. “Shouldn’t you be sleeping?”
“I could ask you the same thing,” you replied with a quiet yawn. “I woke up and you weren’t there, so I decided to check on you. It wasn’t too hard to figure out where you’re hiding.”
A moment he contemplated telling you that he wasn’t hiding but it would be more than nitpicky to argue against your choice of words. Besides, the genuine concern in your voice was already enough to make him melt on the spot, and he wasn’t sure if he could form a proper sentence now anyways. He just wasn’t used to someone caring about him like you did, and the fact that you got up in the middle of the night just because he hadn’t been lying next to you almost made him tear up and burst into a smile at the same time. It was a weird feeling, really, but it was a nice change from the restlessness he had felt just a couple of moments by you.
Feeling loved by you was indefinitely better than the constant worries and doubts that usually occupied his mind.
“What’s wrong, hm?” you asked softly, taking another step towards him, so that you could get a better look at his face. “It’s way past midnight, and you should be resting.”
“It’s nothing,” Xiao replied. “I was just… thinking about something.”
You hummed in response as you let your hand trail over his back until it rested right between his shoulder blades, warm and comforting on his skin, even through the fabric of his shirt. He leaned into your touch ever so slightly, his eyes fluttering closed for a couple of seconds. “I’m fine,” he eventually repeated quietly. “Really.”
“You don’t have to pretend when you’re with me, Xiao.”
“What do you mean?”
“I know that there are a lot of things that keep you awake at night,” you said with a frown. “Yet, when I ask you, you always tell me that you’re fine, even when you’re clearly not. I know you want to protect me and everything but… you don’t have to. I just – listen, you can be vulnerable with me, okay? I might not be much of a help with solving these issues but at least, I can be there for you and listen to you if you need someone to talk.”
There was a long silence, then. Xiao stared out into the night once again, gaze focused on something only he could see, clenching his fists by his side. As it seemed, he hadn’t been as good at hiding his feelings as he had always thought. But then again, it wasn’t unexpected that you were able to see right through him. You were an acute observer, unlike most people he had met, so he really shouldn’t be surprised. But he couldn’t deny that your words took him by surprise.
“I don’t want to be a burden,” Xiao finally said. You shook your head at his response. “But you’re not. Not in the slightest. Xiao, I love you with all my heart and I want to be there for you. You don’t have to deal with everything on your own. I’m here.”
He sighed. “I know.”
“You can put all of these things on me if you need to. I can handle it, I promise.”
Now, it was his turn to shake his head. “It’s not about that. I know you can handle it – but you don’t have to. These are my problems, not yours.”
Your hand trailed down his back, then to his waist to pull him closer to you. “I know,” you said, your voice still so soft, yet determined, that it sent a shiver down his spine. “I’m just saying. Need a shoulder to cry on? I have two.”
Xiao couldn’t quite hide the smile that flashed over his face. “Thank you.”
“Of course,” you replied before leaning in to press a kiss to his cheek. Xiao wrapped his arm around you as you snuggled up against him, indulging in the warmth and comfort you always felt when you were near him, while his gaze wandered over Dihua Marsh again.
Maybe you didn’t understand everything that had happened in the past or why he’d never be able to forget it. Why it sometimes kept him awake at night or why it would never stop haunting him. But knowing that you were there by his side, no matter what, ready to offer him your comfort if he ever needed it, was way more than enough to pull through all of this.
After decades, even centuries, of being on his own, he finally didn’t have to be alone anymore.
Thank you so much for reading! If you enjoyed it, please consider reblogging and/or leaving some feedback. I'd really appreciate the support! <3
Taglist: @the-gayest-sky-kid @shanmie @stunningstratagem @somemothgoingferal @the-fifteen @xiaogens
#xiao x reader#adeptus xiao x reader#xiao genshin fluff#adeptus xiao fluff#xiao x you#genshin impact x reader#genshin impact fluff#gender neutral reader#gn!reader#reader insert#genshin impact imagine
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Rex’s Gardening Service here.
Loamy Soil:
Hi Lucas! You are seriously so much fun and such a delight to talk to! We haven’t spoken much OOC, but the few times we have, you are so authentically kind. Sometimes, when a mun isn’t posting for a while, I can notice, because they bring a certain flair and type of fun to the dash. You are one of those muns! You’re going through it, and I can only hope that life begins to be more gentle to you, because you deserve it.
Sunlight:
Man. Man oh man. Where to start. Most of the IC content I’ve seen and engaged with comes from your Lance blog, and let me tell you, I think you write my absolute favorite take on Lance. To me, that was such a— plain character? But your love and intrigue with him has really made me reconsider my thoughts and opinions on the champ! I really love whenever you post your headcanons, you always look like you’re enjoying yourself.
Drizzle from the watering can:
Give us a childhood headcanon about Lucas.
rex where do I even BEGIN with this? I've been holding onto it since you sent it, trying to rattle my brain in a way to word things as amazing as you have in this - but my brain is mush. every time I read this it just makes me so 🥺.
you're such a genuine, kind person, and whenever you write something on the dash or the discord groups we're mutuals in, it's been an absolute pleasure. you're a really cool person and I'm so glad we do talk and see each other on the dash. it'd be so quiet and different without you there.
also, thank you for your words on Lance. you're totally right he was flat and annoying because pokémon writers don't know how to write my oc 😔
A FANTASTICAL LUCAS CHILDHOOD HEADCANON!
oh god I was a little rascal. I grew up with two brothers who definitely influenced how I saw the world and how to grow up in it. I used to make hammocks in this special bush? tree? on the edge of my parents property because it was strangely hollow inside and the branches were really thick - I was the only person who could crawl through the entrance to get there. wild bats made their nest in it one year and I vibed for YEARS with them until my parents found out. the bats still live there btw, it just meant I couldn't hang out anymore with them.
also my oldest brother has a missing leg so one year my mum bought us small peddle go-karts so we could race him in his wheelchair but that promptly had to stop because my brother kept aggressively driving into us to push us over and broke his own wheelchair.
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it’s my birthday soon and i’ve always felt lonely during my birthdays— so if it’s alright, can i request headcanons for scaramouche, xiao, and albedo with an s/o who only locks themselves in their bedroom because they don’t feel special enough to even celebrate their birthday? thank you 🥺
S/o’s birthday but locks themselves in their rooms because they don’t feel special [Genshin Impact]
Characters Included: Albedo, Scaramouche & Xiao
Notes: 👁👄👁 the title is so long- i don’t know how to shorten it- hshshs. Btw, HAPPY ADVANCE BDAY ANON-!! I KNOW THAT FEELING ANON- SO UR NOT ALONE 🤧🤧 if you want to talk, you can msg me anytime-! You deserve to be showered with love-! Hope ya’ll like this!
Reader’s Gender: Neutral
Warning: none
[aether, childe, diluc, kaeya, venti]
Albedo
As much as Albedo wants to remember your birthday, he just forgets because of many things running through his mind. Especially when it comes to new discovery. He’ll be so sorry when he remembered that your birthday was today-
At first, Albedo had a hard time looking for you. He asked everyone- yes even Diluc, Kaeya, Jean, Klee, everyone- but no one has seen you. Which made him worried since no one has seen you the entire day—
He would literally tear down Mondstadt trying to find you until he remembered that he hasn’t check your house yet. When he finds that you’ve been locked up in your room the entire day, it literally broke his heart- ;w;
He would feel like it’s his fault that you don’t feel special, like bro- he would have a sad puppy face on. He will put his hands on either side of your face and make you face him-
“You are special. You are like the sun. You are like a (God/Goddess). Even if you don’t feel special yourself, you’re special to me. And since you’re my beloved, my (prince/princess), you deserve all the happiness and love in the world. You deserve to feel special on your special day. So smile, I don’t want to see any tears.”
Albedo would do anything you want, probably to make up his forgetfulness- :p if you want cuddles, then cuddles you’ll get. If you want a cake or something, he’ll try to bake something, no promises though. (Its the thought that counts, right? 👀).
Albedo would use his ability of drawing and bringing them to life. He would draw all sorts of things, bunnies, squirrels, flowers, and others. He knew that you love watching him draw and bringing them to life. It honestly warms his heart knowing you love what he’s passionate about.
If you want, Albedo could talk to you about all the things he found out recently. All of the research and things he discovered. If you ever question some things regarding about what he discovered, he would happily try to explain it. (It’s honestly adorable seeing him explaining the things he discovered in his research- 🤧)
At the end of the day (around 11-), he would cuddle with you while laying beside you. Every so often, he would press a kiss on your head.
“Happy Birthday, my love. May many more to come... the next time your birthday come, I promise we’ll celebrate it together properly.”
Scaramouche
If you think that Scaramouche doesn’t care about your birthday, then you’re right-! 😃 I’m joking- (unless-). He honestly wants to spend your birthday together with you, but his duty as a Harbinger comes first.
Believe me when I say he feels guilty. Leaving you alone on your special day is honestly low, even for him. He would definitely try to finish all of his missions immediately to get back to you. He would do whatever means necessary to finish them all immediately (he might or might not have sacrificed some people in the process- 👀).
You can imagine his confusion when he couldn’t find you anywhere. He already has something set up for you, all he needs is the birthday person themselves. But he couldn’t you anywhere.
Someone better tell him to check your room or else he would literally tear down the Fatui headquarters just to look for you-! He seriously need to manage his anger- 😓
Scaramouche would find it weird to he finds out that you’ve been in your room for the entire day. At first, he didn’t understand why you’re doing this. But soon, he’ll understand. Afterall, he might’ve done that before..
This guy has no manner whatsoever as he just entered your room like he owns the place- one look at you and the next thing you know is that he’s pampering you- like he’ll be preparing a bath for you and choosing an outfit for you (he’s a fashionista, change my mind 😃). Like bro, who are you and what happened to Scaramouche?
“Tsk. You’re quite a handful, you do know that, correct? Making me go through all this effort to comfort you. Now tell me, who put that idea on your head? Was it your family? Was it someone else? I honestly want to murder whoever put that idea in your pathetic head. ‘Not special to celebrate your birthday’? Ha! Don’t make me laugh. Everyone deserves to feel special, even if its for one day. Now, stop being stubborn and enjoy it-!”
Scaramouche would pamper you so much, like his personality did a 180- he would be pressing kisses all over your body and praising you like theres no tomorrow. He would help you dry yourself and put on the outfit he chose for you. If your hair is long, he would help styling it.
He would take you on a fancy dinner date (this guy is also rich, fite me—). He would honestly spoil you lmao- so enjoy it while it lasts- 😃
“Don’t expect this everyday, okay? I’m not gonna put much effort the next time... still.. happy birthday, my beloved. Don’t ever feel like you’re not special when you’re special to me.. if you ever feel sad, come to me. Thank you for putting up with me.”
Xiao
(Yes I’ve remade the Xiao banner again- 🤧🤧 im very indecisive ik-)
Celebrating birthday? What’s that? Xiao honestly didn’t think much of it since centuries pass by with his day of birth passing each time, he never really thought much of it. Never bothered celebrating it.
But when he found out (from Verr or Rex Lapis/Zhongli) that the mortals celebrate their birthdays, he honestly doesn’t have a clue on how to celebrate it. So he might seek the help of Verr or the Traveller.
He does his best. Please give him credit for trying- ;;w;; He’ll try his best to make something for you. It won’t be anything grand. A simple picnic near Wangshu Inn with some Almond Tofu and other food-
So when the day of your birthday came, Xiao is nervous. He doesn’t know if you’ll like the surprise or not. But when he started to look for you, he was confused when he couldn’t find you before growing worried.
Unlike the other bois, he would immediately check your room before tearing the place down- when he finds you there, he’s honestly confused again- (poor bby, always getting confused- ;;w;;). When you explain to him that you just don’t feel special during your birthday, Xiao would get worried and upset-
The first thing he does is hug you. Like this is the only thing he knows about comforting someone- its not like he encountered humans that needs comforting- ;w;
“I.. don’t really know what it feels like to not feel special on your day of birth but.. you’re special to me. Isn’t that enough?”
Like broooo, he looks like a sad puppy- he’s honestly lost on what to do. You might as well need to comfort him too 😅. He would try to shower you with affections before dragging you to the picnic he set up.
He would be so relieved if you like or love the picnic he set up. As much as its embarrassing for him, he would allow you to feed him and, if you let him, feed you in return. He will continue to press some kisses on your face, head and hands. Because, like, u really deserve it- 🥺🥺
He would bring you to the highest mountain just near Wangshu Inn and enjoy the view, and possibly go stargazing with you. I can see him knowing how to make a flower crown for some reason :pp so he’ll make a flower crown out of Qingxin flowers and place it on your head-
“Happy day of birth, my love. Even as more days of birth come, I promise to make you special. Even though it’s not the grandest, I hope that my efforts and love will be enough.”
[x] Main Page || [x] Mondstadt Page || [x] Liyue Page || [x] Fatui Harbingers Page
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HAPPY NEW YEARS’ EVE!!
to celebrate the new year and to say goodbye to 2021, i want to talk to those who i met this year who mean the world to me. i love you guys.
(i don’t ever do appreciation posts like i want to but i really want to for you guys. i hope you all have an amazing new year)
Angie - @angivariety
HEYYY ANGIE I HAVE A FEW WORDS TO SAY TO YOU.. well, maybe more than just a few. idk how to say this without sounding stupidly corny but i mean it when i say i’m so happy to have met you. i can tell you i didn’t expect to meet my best friend here and i’m so grateful i did. i love how we can turn a perfectly normal and random stupid conversation into a suddenly serious conversation where we throw compliments back and forth to each other. i love how we always recommend games and animes to the other but we RARELY ever get into them. (you’re lucky you got me into pj sekai hehe). i love teasing you LOVINGLY and saying funny things when you’re high (all the things i said i said were true btw). i love how close we are. i adore your voice, your beauty, kindness, and creativity. AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON HOW TALENTED YOU ARE AT WRITING???? either way, can i just say i love you so much and i’m so so happy i can call you my best friend. you always can make my day better and you’re definitely one of the notifications i always look forward too. i love you so much angie, have a happy new year, you deserve it. <3
Riv - @satans-beloved-riv
RIV CAN I JUST SAY I ADORE YOU?? you were one of the first people i met on tumblr and even then, i feel like i liked you a lot then. there was even a time before we became wives where i knew i love being your friend already. i love your personality, it’s always so funny and amusing. i always smile back on the times where we tried to get #1 on the score thing for discord or when we tried getting rico to stop talking in her OWN server for 48 hours but we ended up missing her too much so we were the ones who forfeit. i’m glad you are one of my wives hehe and we shall be wives forever. i love you so so much rivera. i hope you have a happy new year!
Evie - @vanillawrites
HII EVIE i don’t think we talk as much as we should but ilysm <33 im glad to have you as a wife too because it might’ve been just some stupid kinda thing we did at the time but it’s really important to me. i love how funny you are and how sweet you are. i love how you can match the group chats energy, no matter how chaotic it may be. i love how amazing you are and i’m so so glad i met you. thank you for being apart of the wife cult hehe ily and happy new year <3
Ami - @fluffy-ami
AMIII HEYYY i love you!! did you know that?? well, you should because im here to say some things in light of the new year. THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIEND. you’re so nice and even though we don’t talk as often, you always brighten my day. you’re so unique and funny and i always look back on those mutual post things you make. ami i love you so much and im so grateful you’re apart of our wife cult as well hehe have a good year <3
Patty - @rattypattyy
hiii patty!! we don’t talk that often but you have a special place in my heart. you’re so fun and entertaining and i’m always laughing when we get into those weird conversations even when they’re totally random. we haven’t known each other long, but i think it would be pretty cool if we stayed friends for a long time hehe i’m happy i met you, if only it were sooner. thank you for kissing my forehead when i had a headache the other day even when it didn’t work. happy new year patty <3
Dani, Rico, Leo, Rex - @danibby @tickly-trashcan @eulafan420 @bashfulpinata
YALL ARE SO SWEET AND FUNNY. you always make the server to exciting and entertaining. dani, you’re so nice and you’re always there for someone when they need it. you reply to people when no one else isn’t and you always try to stay engaged. i think that’s really nice and i love you for that. rico you’re so fun and i’m always comfortable when i’m speaking to you. when i talk to you, it feels like i��m talking to someone i can trust and i always enjoy our conversations. and leo, you’re so unique and funny and sweet. i can tell you care a lot about your friends and are always looking after them. and rex lapis, YOURE SO FUN AND YOURE SO SWEET. you always make me laugh and you have an amazing personality. i’m totally jealous of your awesome drawing skills hehe. you guys are awesome and i’m so happy you guys are in the server (well, rico’s a given but i’m happy either way) I LOVE U GUYS HAVE A GREAT NEW YEAR <3
AND JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, i wanted to add a couple more people here but some of their urls have been deleted or i didn’t know their @ or some other reason.
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I know you're currently into tf2 but you're my only mgs mutual and I really need someone to explain to me the order of the games to me PLEASE
+"Also can you add an explanation of each I BEG"
Oh fuck okay pop quiz time for me i guess, in order of when they take place + little explanation [spoilers i guess???] added a cut bc this got long
1. Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater - happens in the 1960s, the one where Naked Snake/the Big Boss goes to Russian jungle that 100% exists. Also Ocelot is gay
2. MGS: Portable Ops??? - Never played it and is one of the only games I know absolutely nothing about
3. MGS: Peace Walker - takes place like early 70s I think? this is the one Kaz gets introduced and him and Big Boss have gay sex :)
4. MGSV : Ground Zero - uhh you gotta save Paz and Chico from a camp in Cuba??? you get back to the MSF base as its being attacked and leads into-
5. MGSV : Phantom Pain - my personal favorite. Takes place in 1984. You play as Big Boss after waking up from a 9 year coma, but you dont. you aren't big boss. But you are? who are you? no one knows. Ocelot knows. Fuck Ocelot. He's hot tho. Him and Kaz both try to fuck Big boss/not Big Boss. Venom sweetie you deserved so much more.
6. Metal Gear - yes the og 1987 NES game. takes place in like 1995. Solid Snake infiltrates Outer Heaven and fights Big Boss :)
7. MG : Solid Snake - Another one I never played and know nothing about what happens?? tho I do know this is where Solid Snake kills Venom Snake who is not the Big Boss (but everyone thinks it is).
8. METAL GEAR SOLID - The og of the solid games. Solid Snake goes to Shadow Moses in 2005 and has to fight his twin brother/fellow clone Liquid Snake. Ocelot is here and gets his hand cut off. Solid Snake meets Otacon who pees his pants. Liquid Snake dies and it turns out Ocelot was working for the third clone: Solidus Snake who is the President of the United States
9. MGS2 : Sons of Liberty - Part 1 of this game takes place in 2007 with Solid Snake infiltrating a oil taker transporting Metal Gar Rex (???? correct me if I'm wrong). Ocelot is now Liquid Ocelot because he stole Liquid Snake's arm after he died and the arm lets Liquid possess Ocelot (thats how arms work btw). Part 2 takes place in 2009 where you play as Raiden who's a twink. There is a Vampire named Vamp, but not because he's a vampire rather because he's bisexual. Solidus Snake is Raiden's adopted dad and there is a meta about the internet
10. MGS4: Guns of the Patriots - Solid Snake comes out of retirement in 2014 and the Patriots (who have been the villain this entire time??? I never mentioned this???) have control over the entire world or something. Otacon and Solid Snake have a daughter named Sunny. I dont know anything else that happens in this game besides that Ocelot and Solid Snake make out before Ocelot dies. Oh and Ocelot lied the entire time, he wasnt possessed by Liquid he just hypnotized himself to act like he was :) We learn that Big Boss has been alive this entire fucking time and just ????
11. Metal Gear Rising : Revengence - game takes place in like 2018 I think and uhhh Raiden is a cyborg now?? Thats all I know about this game.
#fuck what everyone says PP is a good game#also feel free to yell at me if i got any of this wrong I havent played most of these in YEARS#anon#ask.mebs#playing games: mgsv#mgs#long post#I typed this out in one sitting and no references#all dates I pulled out of my ass i hope theyre right
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hihi i hope you're doing well! can i get a matchup the gender doesnt really matter. i use he/they prns btw.
personality categories (idk what to call them) scorpio, intp 5w4, chaotic neutral, and my hogwarts house is slytherin if that matters.
Im a pretty introverted person and will only talk to ppl that i am friends with, even then if we arent really good friends i still wont talk to you unless you spark conversation because i dont like bothering ppl. My sense of humor is mostly sarcastic and dirty. Im also mean as a joke but, i only am to ppl i know who are comfortable with it bc i dont want ppl to genuinely be hurt by anything i say (making ppl uncomfortable/annoyed is my worst fear ngl). i have random burst of energy which usually makes me rant about literally any topic i can come up with. some bad things about my personality tho is i do have a lot of self doubt. its not that i hate myself i just believe that ill never live up to other ppls expectations. its also hard for me to believe someone actually enjoys my presence.
some of my hobbies are dancing, watching anime, gaming, and watching random science vids that pop up on my youtube recommended.
I look for humor and intelligence in a partner. especially humor because i dont take things seriously unless its something im interested in or its a serious issue. also intelligence because i like ranting about things and getting good feedback and thought provoking responses/questions whether the topic is serious or not, and understanding because i will admit im not the easiest person to be with.
my love language is mostly physical touch
im black, 5'3, have short ear length hair (i keep them it in mini twist), im curvy, have sharper features on my face, and have dark skin
random stuff: my fav music genres are alternative rock, rap, hyper pop, r&b, and kpop. my current favorite song is Pretty little birds by SZA and not allowed by TV girl. i also used to do ballet and i love it so much
Aot Matchups
A/n I love these so much, thank you for your ask
I match you with Levi
Levi and you are an all or nothing relationship, the second you two start dating it's all-consuming and absolutely everything
Levi was never one for affection of any kind let alone physical but when you sat down and talked about the things that made you feel loved he made sure to try and incorporate physical affection even in the smallest forms.
After a little while into your guys relationship when you started getting a bit more comfortable you started giving him little kisses on the forehead which he loved more than anything else in the world.
Before missions he would always pull you aside into his office before hugging your for dear life while muttering sweet nothings in your ear, “I love you, you know that right? You mean the world to me, if anything happens I need you to know that.”
When you got injured on a mission, he lost all self-control, this man is a killing machine on a good day but when he thought you were gone the world deserved to burn. Every titan he came across was slaughtered in a matter of seconds.
On the other hand when he found out you were fine, he fucking broke “I thought you were dead, I-I thought I lost you.”
“Baby, you're never losing me”
PET NAMES, this man will fucking die if you call him “baby” or “honey” he loves it so much.
Levi doesn't like PDA in the slightest but if someone tries to get a little too flirty like Petra (sorry Petra) he will purposely kiss you or wrap his arm around your waist In front of them as long as your comfortable with it.
He loves your dirty jokes, even if they're not the best it'll still earn a grin maybe even a chuckle.
YOUR HAIR, he loves it so much. I can't emphasize how much he loves your hair, it's one of his favorite things about you.
He adores your laugh, the first time her heard it was after his own attempt at a dirty joke causing you to spend a solid five minutes laughing your ass off.
He thought it sounded angelic
Mood board:
Playlist :
Love song - The Cure
This side of paradise - Coyote Theory
Hate Yourself - TV Girl
When Am I Gonna Lose You - Local Natives
Corduroy Dreams - Rex Orange County
July - Sir Chloe
Always Forever - Cults
Sanctuary - Joji
Alrighty Aphrodite - Peach pit
3005 - Childish Gambino
Love Letter :
Darling, I love you. I cant say enough , nor can I ever get tired of you saying the same. You loved me, I am loved. By you of all people, wonderful angelic you. In case I don't get a chance to tell you this, or in case I don't say it before we leave, you're my everything, all I've ever needed or wanted. I plan on marrying you , maybe not right now but soon. There's a ring in my office drawer, I almost proposed last night. I'm worried that I m moving to fast and somehow every time I get worried, you find a way to reassure me that I'm not. Just as I will always do for you. I don't know if you remember this but the first night you stayed in my room you fell asleep muttering "please don't leave me." Darling there is nothing in this world that could separate me from you. I am with you always and forever.
#snk levi#captain levi#levi ackerman#levi x you#aot s4#levi angst#aot matchups#aot matchup#snk matchup#shingeki no kyoujin levi#aot imagines#aot fluff#eren aot#aot anime#aot headcanons#levi headcanons#levi attack on titan#attack on titan#attack on titan matchup#aot x reader#levi x reader#character love letters#levi fluff#levi x y/n#aot eren#aot mikasa#aot fanfiction#levi ackerman fanfiction#levi ackerman headcanons#levi ackerman aot
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Little Gems
Hi all ... it’s been awhile ... but i just can’t leave Mulder and Scully alone for long ...
Sorry about that ... the kid has a new baking business she’s running out of our kitchen (she’s 16, btw) ... we COVID-quarantine finished our basement ... I rewrote my entire third novel ... I’ve had things to do :)
Love and hug and enjoy ...
@today-in-fic
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Little Gems
It was the look that made her stumble on her words, stutter through two syllables, hesitate on the third before rallying to pull herself back to the courtroom. Face flaming hot in an instant, she hid her clenched fists below the wooden barrier and carried on, trooper that she was.
His look.
In the middle of her sentence, she’d looked at him, the quickest of glances to see his encouraging lip twitch or the barest of nods �� instead, she’d gotten popping jaw muscle, flaring nostril, and furrowed brow. She’d done her stumble because, without thought to present day for half a second, she’d rewound the past two minutes in her head. What the hell had she done to deserve that pointedly angry look?
For the next 43 minutes, she steamed slowly while her demeanor revealed nothing, back to calm, cool, collected, cadence smooth, sentence structure sound. Finally free, she moved past Mulder, dodging the crowd in the hall and slipping through his fingers as he reached for her arm, elbow, to turn her, yell at her for not saying some theory or other of his that would have gotten the case thrown out but allowed Mulder the righteous indignation of his truth.
“Hang on.”
“I’ll see you tomorrow.”
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Continuing through the crowd at a pace not meant for five o’clock on a Thursday afternoon near a Metro station, she didn’t care that he’d driven her there. She didn’t care that her ring of keys was in his pocket. She didn’t care that her stomach needed food, her brain needed a drink, her sweet tooth needed several dozen peanut M&Ms. She did care that she had approximately $10 in her pocket, which was more than enough to get her home and she had no room for anymore cares at the moment.
She always knew that house key tucked and forgotten behind her badge would come in handy.
She would be seeing his ass tomorrow and not a moment sooner.
Mulder, on the other hand, stood there watching her storm away. Not quite sure why she was so angry with herself over a few misspoken words but the set of her shoulders and the way she threw out the ‘see you tomorrow’ told him if he did indeed see or talk to her before tomorrow, he’d possibly and probably walk away with one less appendage, be it finger or more important things.
Watching her until she disappeared into the Metro Station, he noted it contained a Blue Line so, knowing she’d get home via either Foggy Bottom or Rosslyn station, he let her go, knowing she had a key behind her badge and her emergency cash behind that.
His mind wouldn’t let it go, however. She’d been good. Damn good. Until her stumble, which, for reasons unknown to him, had made her angry. She had hesitated on two words, taken a quarter second deeper inhale than usual before she gathered and continued. He highly doubted anyone but himself had noticed but given it was Scully, she probably imagined she’d screwed everything up completely.
He chewed on this as he returned to his car, unhurried because, regardless of if he ran or crawled, he’d still be stuck in some kind of traffic between here and there.
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Scully, for her part, hated the crowds in the Metro, disliked strangers pressed this close to her, shuffled together with the unwashed masses of society, tourist and native alike, all collectively tired from their day and frustrated same as she with the swaying train and the endless wait to put on comfortable clothing and take a deep breath.
And it afforded her time to analyze Mulder’s look.
Which is exactly what she did not need at this point in time.
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Both moved several times during the evening to pick up the phone, find out what the other was thinking but in the end, Mulder fell asleep on his couch, worried about her, and Scully fell asleep on hers, angry at him.
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He honestly thought the next day would be okay. She would have spent the evening picking apart her testimony and should have, logically, arrived at the conclusion that she’d done nothing to hinder anything. He would be telling her that today when she walked in, deciding at 5:42am, while shaving, that a little reassurance would be an appropriate thing.
She walked in still irritated but hiding it … not so very well ... but well enough to return his greeting and nod when he told her she’d done fine the day before and not to sweat the stumble.
Her mug got set no so gently down on the edge of the desk , tea splashing out the sides.
All right.
Plan B.
Waiting until she’d wiped up the carnage of her very own personal DC Tea Party, he handed her her keys from the day before, “come on. We’re taking the day off.”
With a sigh, “we can’t.”
“After your stellar week with Kersh and Skinner, you deserve diamonds and ice cream. Come on.”
Fuck it. It was Friday. Why not follow? God know, she could just as easily be irritated with him outside as she could be in the confines of the basement.
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“Are you kidding?”
“When is the last time you touristed DC? I mean, like, looked around and went to stuff and stared at it and read the little signs and learned something from what you read on those little signs?”
Another sigh, “it’s been awhile.”
“Then come on.” They walked over to the Mall, then Mulder tuned them to the Museum of Natural History.
Seeing the building and the crowd, “Mulder, it’s going to be packed in there.”
“Not where we’re going.” Up the steps, weaving through throngs in shorts and gym shoes, flipflops and sunglasses, they stood out like a tandem sore thumb, leather heels and barely there hose, Trinity tie knot and tartan pattern socks.
They drew more than a few stares. Thank God he’d left his suit jack behind.
Once they’d dropped the donation fee and flashed badges for guns, he led her past the dinosaur bones and then up to the second floor. Even though she wasn’t exactly happy, she had to ask, “um, you realize you passed the T-Rex, right?”
“He’s not going anywhere, Scully. I’ll see him on the way out.”
She hadn’t been to the second floor since, well, she wasn’t even sure what was on the second floor or if she’d ever been there at all, to be honest. Mulder turned her when they got out of the elevator and before she knew it, she was in a quiet area, glass cases surround her, a few people milling but the majority still downstairs with the bones and fossils.
“There’s nothing like the gem room in the morning.”
She fell in love as she took her first good look around. Minerals and elements and crystals along the walls, lights dimmed in spots, a sign for the Hope Diamond beckoning. Looking up at him, “how long has this been here?”
He laughed, quietly of course, because the area felt akin to a church or other place where silence and low murmurs were preferred over screaming children and echoing chaos, “the building, since around 1910, but the contents,” pretending to do some heavy math, using all his fingers and some of hers just for fun, “longer than that.”
Her crank meter dropped like a rock but some remained, “one day I’ll find you funny.”
Taking her elbow and feeling happy she didn’t jerk away from him, he led her towards the wall, “first, I’m going to take you on a tour of the blue section.”
“Are we dispensing with scientific names today? Will it be the green shiny ones and the square yellow ones and the ones that look like table salt but will kill you instantly if you ever tried to put them on a piece of corn on the cob?”
“One day, I’ll find you funny as well.”
They wandered in somewhat comfortable silence, sharing the oft-comment of ‘this one’s pretty’, ‘this one’s three trillion years old’ …
“Three billion, Mulder.”
“Once you get above a couple million, it’s all just really damn old and doesn’t matter anymore.”
“Are you sure you passed your science classes in high school?”
“Cute girls helped me cheat.”
She didn’t doubt it.
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Round about an hour later, while looking intently at the diamonds, Scully finally had to ask, her anger drained away, an empty hole left behind waiting to be filled with some kind of explanation. Standing beside him, hand resting lightly on the edge of the case, she asked in a soft voice, “why did you get angry at me yesterday while I was on the stand?”
What?!
“What?!”
“Right before I humiliated myself by not being able to say the word ‘epiglotal’, I looked at you and you were pissed at me.”
What?!
“God, Scully, no. No. I wasn’t mad at you at all. You were doing great.” He was leaning into her at this point, the intensity radiating off him enough to send world leaders to their knees in fear and her cheeks to warm at his proximity, “I wasn’t mad at you at all, I swear.”
Still quiet, “then what were you mad about?”
Talking at the glass but catching her reflection beside him, he felt like an idiot but didn’t think this was the time to attempt a lie, “um, the little shit paralegal behind me was whispering to his buddy about things he could imagine doing to you if he could get you alone in the closet in the hall for a few minutes.” She stayed silent as he stood there, feeling his stupidity growing in leaps and bounds, until he had to do something. Moving his hand closer, he reached out until he found her pinkie, hooking it with his momentarily, “I didn’t mean for you to see that. I’m sorry I messed things up.”
Sliding her hand out from him a second later, she moved it to his back, running fingers along the indent of his spine, up and down, down and up, stopping to palm his side before letting her arm dangle between them, “it’s okay. I’m just glad you weren’t irritated with me. I should have asked you sooner, I guess, instead of letting things fester in my head.”
Her touch sent his skin buzzing, his hand always on her back, but hers rarely on his, and he knew she felt his quick breath in but both ignored that for now, “just to let you know, I’d have throttled him had we not been sitting in front of that many lawyers and the judge.”
She finally smiled, the left side of her mouth turning up, “I’d have liked to have seen that.”
Going for broke, he moved his hand to her elbow, then slid it down, working his fingers into hers, as he leaned in a second time, a little bit closer, a little bit quieter, “jealousy is an ugly thing, Scully, let me tell you.”
“I wouldn’t worry too much about it.” Finally, finally, finally meeting his reflection, “I’m here with you, aren’t I?”
Now warm from head to toe, “since I’ve already showed you the diamonds, how about I go get you that ice cream now?”
“In a few minutes.” Wrapping her free arm around the one holding her hand, she whispered over to him, “I kind of like it here.”
#msr#xfiles fanfic#x-files fanfic#no mama scully but peanut M&Ms so that's something#i miss the smithsonian and dc and travel#diamonds and ice cream#i think i like it here too#My writing
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Just got “Sad Dad (honorary)” on your latest quiz (so many kudos for those quizzes btw they seriously give me life) and am very proud of being an (honorary) Sad Dad but now I am Very Curious™️ what the “Sad Dad (disaster)” result description was. Din Djarin immediately comes to mind. I guess I’m just glad I haven’t been marked as a disaster (yet lol).
aaaaah i’m glad you enjoy the quizzes, because i certainly enjoy making them!!
and while i’m at it, i think i’ll just list all the options that you could have gotten, including sad dad (disaster)!!! (and lol yes, din djarin was.....def. sad dad (disaster) in my head sdafdsf)
sad dad (disaster): dude. you're probably right up there in the ranks with characters like din djarin and lowkey kanan jarrus. as in, you've got a lot of stuff on your plate already, and you're just doing your best. you put on a brave face and you're kind of awkward, but you've got a heart of gold and just wanna make sure everyone's okay and protected. you're doing your very best, and i see you. love you, sad soul. people love you too.
sad dad (honorary): you probably vibe with characters like plo koon and obi-wan kenobi, as in,,,you're just dad shaped. kids love you a lot for some reason, but that's okay, because you love kids too. you're very soft and gentle, and you're a big fan of giving love and comfort when needed. sometimes it feels like you're the only one ever giving love or comfort or hope or whatever it is people turn to you for--and that can be hard sometimes, because you're human too, and you deserve someone to look out for you every once in a while too. anyways, love you. i'm the one looking out for you today! i hope you get all the love you give returned. have you had something to eat yet? maybe you should take a nap.
GayTM: like it says. you're the certified gay cousin. sabine wren and you would vibe. also luke and poe. they would just vibe with you. you've got a rebellious spirit and there's no one else like you, and not just because GayTM vibes, obviously, but just because you've seen enough of the world and just kinda shrug and go "okay cool but im gonna do my own thing", and that's very cool of you. you probably have excellent fashion and music taste because duh. keep being cool, dude.
spunky child who outlives everyone: you're cool by default because i was thinking of ahsoka tano and ezra bridger when i wrote this answer. you're the kiddo who everyone adopted and there's probably people out there who think you're overrated but they're lame and just saying that to look cool. you're awesome. you're brash and loud and got a lotta things to do and a lotta people to see, so keep doing you. can't wait to see whatever the heck you do later, because i know it's gonna be awesome.
Mom-shaped: ily. you're the best. that's all there's to say. you give great advice (even though your own life can sometimes lowkey be in shambles), but you've got a good head on your shoulders. you're nice to people and you're hella good at planning things, but also you're not afraid to go off the rails a little bit. someone hurts someone close to you, and game's over for them. you also regularly check in on people because, see title: you ARE mom-shaped, but also good mom. solid mom friend who's nice to everyone but also would not be afraid to cut a man. good for you.
chaotic bastard who we mostly love but jury’s still out: simply put, you're the hondo ohnaka of the family. stupid chaotic person who keeps dragging the rest of the family into trouble and may be morally grey but it's fine because you have good stories and tell good jokes and deep, deep, deep, DEEEEEP down care a lot for your family / friends, but god help the world if you ever have to actually ADMIT that ohhh no you just cover everything up with jokes and a good time. that said, MOOD, and i hope you're having a weird, fun, chaotic day, you stupid bastard.
Certified Big Brother: idk whether you're rex or anakin or zeb, but you fit in that category of chaotic big bro who kinda is sometimes dumb but is actually super smart and actually gives good advice despite NOT FOLLOWING IT THEMSELVES. you're very fun to be around, very supportive, would not hesitate to punch someone's lights out if they're bothering your family / friends. kind of a disaster. kind of has a lot of deep down sad stuff, but you're working on it. love you, big bro. you can barge into my room and shout "NERD" at me anytime, and i'll do the same because ily.
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kaishznaka akiii your music taste is really cool kaudjsk
hamilton songs are sooo good, and obviously disney songs too, I love mulan and moana songs especially and the circle of life qjushzja
the anime intros are so good too, i don't have many songs in mi playlists of them but the anime intros are so cool
i don't listen to kpop tbh but I want to!!
and omg i love lewis lewis capaldi and rick montgomery, i created scenarios in my head with their songs hahahah
your music taste is so good!! i love it and i'm gonna listen de songs you put in kpop akusjsnq
have a good day or night akii and stay hydrated!!!
btw i'm sorry if you don't understand what I say, english isn't my native language and i'm bad at it
OMG MY HEART,,, THE WAY I MF MELTEDMFLSKSMSNANA so cute 😭 the fact that you took the time to type this out even tho english isnt your first language i— have the whole world sweetheart you deserve it ♥︎ (you're english is really good tho !! keep up the good work)
also yes rick montgomery supremacy !! his new song "talk to you" is just *chefs kiss* very very relatable. makes me daydream how the anime world's just somewhere in front of me but i can't get to it sobbing rn so i can't talk to my comfort characters,,, i forgot that i also listen to a few of rex orange county and OH MARIPOSA TOO PLEASE I LOVE THEM
HIHI IT MAKES ME HAPPY YOU THINK MY MUSIC TASTE IS COOL EVEN THO ITS LIKE ALL OVER THE PLACENFKDJSMSJAKA really nice of you to say that, it made me smile and made me kick my feet in the air like a 12 year old bc of glee ♥︎ have a great day or night too and take care of yourself !!
#anon ♡#one of my favorite soundtracks in pixar is the how to train your dragon#ugh– just chefs kiss#KPOP'S REALLY NICE TOO#altho im not an army i just like dynamite and butter bc they're catchy#YES HAMILTON PLS BUT I ONLY LISTEN TO IT TO VIBE#i cant work w it playin the background bc i WILL rap the whole play#and ill get nothing done#asks.#moots °~☆
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Two can play this game! 8,38, and...
44 (you can use kiss instead of fuck) with Nozel, Inosuke, and Kirishima~! 😏✌
Steph... You really coming after me like this?
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I can respect that. Let’s do this.
8. Favorite fanfic trope?
OBLIVIOUS TO LOVE~!
I‘m guilty of consuming and creating this one 9/10.
Eri from Nameless? Every route. All the time. She’s love blind but it’s fun to see her eventually go “ooohhh.” (BTW: best route is Lance.)
Lucette from Cinderella Phenomenon? Oblivious in each route but that’s because she has Emotional Baggage(tm). (Karma is the best route here.)
Katara x Aang? How long did it take for Katara to pick up on Aang’s feelings? Like, until the latter half of season 3? Come on, girl! I know there was a war but he used Sokka’s fishing line to make a replacement necklace for you!
Izuku x Ochaco? Have you seen these two blushing together because of each other?! They’ve got to become Heroes, I understand, but they really gotta learn how to pick up on those cues.
Kyouhei x Terumi? They are childhood friends and both mutually crushing each other but so deep in denial. They’re in deeper than the Mariana Trench. At least they’re cute together.
Ryouko x Okami? Okami doesn’t know anything, much less feelings of love. Ryouko knows that she finds some people pretty but she hasn’t wrapped her head around the idea of actually being in a romantic relationship.
Nozel x Helia? Helia cannot for the life of her see how Nozel loves her (mostly because he’s terrible at showing it but that’s beside the point)! Nozel is full aware Helia loves him but I doubt he’s aware of his own feelings.
Inosuke x Shizuka? Inosuke was raised wild so he’s got no idea what these soft, fuzzy feelings Shizuka makes him feel are. As for Shizuka, it’s half she doesn’t realize she’s in love and half she doesn’t want to be in love.
Eijirou x Haruka? distant, hysterical laughter Everyone but them can see how much they love one another! They both go: “Wait, they like me? Wait, I like them?” Children, please, you are worthy of love and your feelings aren’t a burden to others!
So yeah, you could say I’m familiar with this trope.
38. What’s your OTP?
Hey wait a minute... Didn’t I already answer this one?
*checks posts*
I did. But I can’t not answer the question, can I?
I’mma change it up. Here’s my OTPs involving OCs! (Hey, that rhymed.)
Yuno x Alexandria (Rex) by @argent-aviis. Youths in love with a truck load dash of tragedy thrown in thanks to ol’ Bone Daddy. Argent, thank you for creating such a cool oc and giving Yuno the love he deserves. Their dynamic, the conflict in their relationship, just them! I’m excited to see where you go with this ship! Please, continue with it!
Suzume x Takayuki by you, @cringeyvanillamilk! Okay, okay! Maybe I’m really a tiny bit biased towards this ship because I’ve written content for this ship before but I can’t help it! They’re such lovely characters and the things you’ve shared about them with me just makes me stupid with love for your characters. These two bring out the best in each other. These two find love in one another despite the frightening reality that brought them together. Their awkward start and eventual happy ending get me so soft!
44. Fuck Kiss/marry/kill?
Between Nozel, Inosuke, and Eijirou?
I’m just gonna kiss, marry, and kill Nozel. I would kiss Nozel with all the passion in the world. Then I’d marry him with an extravagant royal wedding (given it’s Nozel, it would have to be that way). And finally, I’d kill him in his sleep and run away with the money.
Am I allowed to do that?
Look, I love Inosuke and Eijirou. They’re my favorites in their respective series, but I love them platonically.
Okay but if I have to involve all three: marry Nozel (sorry Helia), platonically kiss Eijirou on the forehead/cheek (he’s still with Haruka), and try to kill Inosuke (not sure if I should be more scared of him or Shizuka in this scenario).
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I really went off with these answers didn’t I? Sorry if I blabbed too much. I just... Have feelings!
#questions from the ask box#nameless eri#lucette riella britton#katara#aang#izuku midoriya#ochaco uraraka#nozel silva#inosuke hashibira#eijirou kirishima#soda's ocs#steph's ocs#argentaviis OCs#sharkologydesigns OC#gayrhyas oc
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The BNHA Group Chat Fic Nobody Asked For
Pairings: Todoroki Touya (Dabi)/Mr Compress (Sako Atsuhiro), Shimura Tenko (Shigaraki Tomura)/Chisaki Kai (Overhaul)/Kurono Hari (Chrono), Yamada Hizashi (Present Mic)/Aizawa Shouta (Eraserhead)/Shirakumo Oboro (Loud Cloud), Fukukado Emi (Ms. Joke)/Kayama Nemuri (Midnight), Bakugo Katsuki/Kaminari Denki/Kirishima Eijiro, Iida Tenya/Monoma Neito/ Aoyama Yuuga
Word Count: 1,529 Words
Summary: Hitoshi goes home, an Aizawa-Yamada fashion show happens, the Todoroki-Yukimura family is having issues, and the Provisional Licensing Exam happens.
Warnings: Injury Mention, Food Mention, Cursing, Fire Mention, Trauma Mention, Arranged Marriage Mention, Caps, Half Blind Character, Deaf Characters, Mostly Mute Character (due to a different medical issue), Selectively Mute Character, let me know if I should add anything else.
Notes: Yes, I know they met The Big 3 already, but I'm rearranging and Aizawa introduced 1-A to The Big 3 before the Provisional Licensing Exam because he wanted to inspire them to achieve their best in the exam, even the L.O.V. kids. Also, the fight between Midoriya and Bakugou never happened.
Usernames: We Are Number One™ Aizawa: Dadzawa, Aoyama: immafiringmahlaser, Ashido: princessbubblegumknockoff, Asui: Galvan, Iida: Emergency Exit, Uraraka: 9.8, Ojiro: tailfloof, Kaminari: Pichu, Kirishima: baby shark, Koda: youredoingamazingsweetie, Sato: GuyFieriIsGod, Shoji: Cthulhu, Jirou: Jack Skellington, Sero: Spider-Man, Tokoyami: EdgarAllanCrows, Todoroki: WHERE?, Hagakure: cena, Bakugo: WHAT?, Midoriya: SmolMight, Mineta: Mineta, Shinsou: exhausted, Yaoyorozu: TheGreatCreator, Kurono: stopwatch, Chisaki: donthugmeimscared, Yukimura: choticgaydisaster, Bubaigawara: shadowclonejutsu, Shimura: idontfeelsogood, Awase: illrememberyouallintherapy, Kaibara: IDOWHATIWANT, Kamakiri: scyther, Kuroiro: itsmeyaboy, Kendo: Akimichi, Kodai: deadinside, Komori: shroomgurl, Shiozaki: wElCoMeToBiBlEsTuDiEs, Shishida: furry, Shoda: cryptid, Tsunotori: mylittlepony, Tsubaraba: airbender, Tetsutetsu: Iron Man, Tokage: t-rex costume, Fukidashi: glorifiedtextbubble, Honenuki: Eren Jaeger/spookyscaryskeletons, Bondo: Slimer, Monoma: HopeSummers, Yanagi: iLiEdImDyInGiNsIdE, Rin: snek, Toga: mystique, Sako: lostmymarbles, Hikiishi: queenofmagnetism, Iguchi: eye gucci, Shinokanri: stardust
Usernames: Emos Anonymous Kaminari: blackcloakedbrides, Shoji: fryingpan, Jirou: greentwentyfourhours, Tokoyami: myscientificinfatuation, Todoroki: twentyoneplotpoints, Bakugo: immobileinwhite, Midoriya: falldownboy, Shinsou: stabtheveil, Kurono: inhalecarolina, Chisaki: plummetingininverse, Yukimura: anxietyintheclub, Shimura: nappingwithsirens, Kuroiro: thousandfootcane, Kodai: marianaspit, Monoma: entiretimelow, Yanagi: recentyearsday, Sako: halfminutetomars, Aizawa: hollywoodlivingdead, Shouji: fryingpan, Kurono: inhalecarolina, Aoyama: phantomtown, Honenuki: visualizedragon, Sako: halfminutetomars, Awase: distressparade, Shinokanri: simplestrategy
Usernames: UA Teachers Are Tired™ Eraserhead/Aizawa: grumpy scarf cat, Present Mic/Yamada: screeching cockatiel, Midnight/Nemuri: chaotic goth gay Ingenium/Iida: gotta go fast, AllMight/Toshinori: actual sunshine, Vlad King/Kan: bloody hell, Power Loader/Majima: speechtotext, Ectoplasm: needalegup?, Snipe: kazoo cowboy, Cementoss: concrete block, Blackmist/Kurogiri: goth portals
Shopping, Licenses, and Interships-Chapter 7
7:45 AM
We Are Number One™
exhausted: I'm goin home today bitches! they're finally releasing back upon this pitiful world after a week!
Dadzawa: and he's getting transferred to 1a today too.
chaoticgaydisaster: do you remember who did this, Hitoshi?
exhausted: no, I wish I did, but I don't. I only get flashes. My head got hit too hard I guess but I don't remember what happened well enough to know who did it.
exhausted: can we talk about literally anything else?
WHERE?: kay. how bout, do you want to go to the store with me and Touya later? we're getting our foods for the week. we can pick you up some stuff too.
exhausted: coolio. I need to pick up some stuff.
WHERE?: tell me a list so you don't forget anything, Hito. me and Tou always write our lists down, we'll write your stuff down too.
exhausted: kay. so I need rice, eggs, onions, scallions, tsuyu sauce, beef, chicken, shrimp, and pork for my lunches and you can bet your ass I'm picking up at least two other meal things but I haven't decided yet because the rest are dinners and I need my Mom's input.
Dadzawa: today's dinner is takoyaki and gyoza, tomorrow is your choice, Tuesday is oden and tempura, Wednesday me and your Dad need to agree on, Thursday is yakisoba-pan and ramen, Friday is your choice again, and Saturday is soba and curry bread.
exhausted: Eri already picked her two dinners?
stardust: yup!
exhausted: I'd have to say Monday is soba and yakitori and Friday is okonomiyaki and korokke.
Dadzawa: News from your Dad, Wednesday will be katsudon and onigiri.
stardust: WOOHOO!
exhausted: Yayy!
exhausted: let's go shopping, bitches.
WHERE?: Woo! Shopping day!
chaoticgaydisaster: We're going to the mall also btw.
exhausted: good, I need to get more clothes, half of mine are gone because of M****a.
WHERE?: time to spend my dad's money on nice clothes for my best friend.
exhausted: I love you, dude.
WHERE?: Love you too, Hito, now, let's go shopping.
2:46 PM
We Are Number One™
Dadzawa: Ah, that's where my son went today.
exhausted: it was fun, I got new sports bras.
Dadzawa: finally, we can burn the ones that are so old they're falling apart.
exhausted: they were spares!
Dadzawa: still burning them. love you, kid.
exhausted: hey, wait for me. I wanna burn them too!
3:17 PM
Izukrew
SmolMight: Is anyone else really concerned about Hitoshi? I mean, he got attacked and he won't say anything about it.
WHERE?: Izuku, I'm concerned, but it's none of our business.
SmolMight: You know what happened, don't you?
WHERE?: I may as well. But I'm not at liberty to say and Hitoshi doesn't need this right now. He went through something traumatic and I won't have you dredging it up again yet. He deserves to have more than a week to recover.
SmolMight: He'll be fine though, right?
WHERE?: He'll be okay. He's got all his friends and we'll help him no matter what happens.
SmolMight: We'll be the best damn friends to him ever!
4:41 PM
We Are Number One™
tailfloof: what's with the radio silence from all the former L.O.V.?
Emergency Exit: Kai had an allergic reaction so Tenko and Hari are with him in the ER. Atsuhiro had a meltdown and Touya is with him, Jin got hurt during a training drill yesterday and is being healed by Recovery Girl still, Himiko and Eri are at the their doctor today, Tami is working on changing her name legally today, and Shuichi is accompanying Tami.
tailfloof: Thank you inspector Iida for this enlightening information.
6:52 PM
We Are Number One™
exhausted: Mom, fashion show. I got new clothes.
Dadzawa: I know, I'm waiting in my room, Toshi. so is your Dad, Eri, and Ayane.
exhausted: Hells yeah! Family fashion show. I got a bunch of leggings.
Dadzawa: you can't just wear leggings, Toshi.
exhausted: And yet I do.
Dadzawa: you are an insufferable little gremlin child and you're lucky that I love you.
exhausted: That's the point.
8:39 PM
Trauma? Yeet. Memes? Yoink.
lapis: So how are the girls?
vulpix: All are good, they went to the store with us for food shopping.
wine: all happy.
thermostat: Good, I was worried because we haven't seen any of you in a week.
vulpix: yup. How are things back home?
thermostat: Well, it's okay. Nothing's changed much.
wine: what happened?
thermostat: Dad's setting me up for an arranged marriage now.
lapis: time to come home and beat our father's head in.
thermostat: Please don't, I don't want any of you going to jail over this.
wine: fine, but only because I respect your choices. but I will intervene if shit goes down.
vulpix: How are you okay with this?
thermostat: I'm not, but I don't want my brothers getting in trouble for me and me having to visit you idiots in a prison instead of at a school.
vulpix: As long as you know you can come to us if anything. And I mean ANYTHING happens to hurt you.
thermostat: I will, don't worry. And I'm taking care of the girls tomorrow because of you two's exam so I'll take them to school for you boys.
8:16 AM
We Are Number One™
cena: WHO'S READY FOR THIS LICENSING EXAM!???!!!!
Cthulhu: literally everyone???
spookyscaryskeletons: Good luck, you guys!
princessbubblegumknockoff: good luck yot you guys too! have fun at y'all's exam!
exhausted: Have fun you guys!
Dadzawa: Child, you fill M****a's place. You're going to take the exam today with 1-A.
exhausted: Gimme a minute. Just a minor heart attack.
exhausted: WHAT THE FUCK!? I'm not ready! Mom, you gotta pull me from it! I can't do this!
donthugmeimscared: And all of us LOVs started at UA less than a month ago! You can't expect us to be able to pass!
Dadzawa: I'm sure you'll all be fine. I have faith in you. Now get on the bus, I'll be down with my son's present in a few minutes.
8:25 AM
We Are Number One™
cena: Todoroki is asleep again. Both of the twins are.
EdgarAllanCrows: what have I done to deserve such adorable goth best friends?
shadowclonejutsu: And I thought one twin was cute, turns out both are.
lostmymarbles: Firstly, they're IDENTICAL twins. Secondly, don't you hit on my man, Jin, or you'll lose an arm.
shadowclonejutsu: Alright, alright. Not flirting, just saying. I'm with Iggi.
eye gucci: Dam straight.
shadowclonejutsu: *Dam gay.
eye gucci: You right tho.
4:17 PM
We Are Number One™
WHERE?: I can't believe we failed.
WHAT?: It wasn't even my fault! I was a nice bastard! I didn't scare them, they're just wimps!
chaoticgaydisaster: I can't believe I need to retake that.
idontfeelsogood: I only failed because of a technicality, why are you all complaing!
Akimichi: What technicality?
idontfeelsogood: I may have blown up the rock beneath me by accident because I got startled by Gang Orca showing up and hurt one of the fake civilians a little bit...?
stopwatch: Darling.
idontfeelsogood: And then I broke my left knee and sprained my right from falling and couldn't continue to compete.
stopwatch: There we go. The fake civilians said they weren't mad, they know they startled you and it was fine, but you hurt yourself and couldn't continue so you had to be disqualified to prevent you from injuring yourself even more.
idontfeelsogood: I woulda been better as a villain. I can't even save someone without something going wrong.
Dadzawa: I already told you that you all can retake the exam soon so there's no harm done. And your legs should heal up by the time of the next exam, Tenko, don't worry. You are not better off as a villain, you do have good in you, I can see it. You're doing your best, keep doing it, and we'll all be here for you when you aren't able to.
idontfeelsogood: Hang on, I'm gonna cry really quick.
stopwatch: I am hugging my boyfriend as we speak!
donthugmeimscared: As am I!
HopeSummers: Only me and Himi failed from our class, didn't have enough power to get through it all.
Iron Man: we're all proud of you both for trying your hardest, though!
mystique: And we all appreciate your support, guys.
9:14 AM
We Are Number One™
cena: 3 of the Big Six!
mylittlepony: The other three from the Big Six are here!
cena: INTERNSHIPS!
donthugmeimscared: Great, another thing that none of us are gonna be able to do because no agency in their right mind would ever want us.
Dadzawa: I've already matched you all to agencies that would love to have you there. It's tapes to your dorm doors. Have fun picking, children. And Toshi, you're in my agency with Light Splitter and Biolumina and all of the like.
exhausted: I love my Mom. Have I ever told you all how much I love my Mom? Because it's a lot. And entire fucking lot.
Dadzawa: yes, you have. you brag your Mom is the best ever a lot. you've done it since you were about two.
exhausted: And my point still stands thirteen years later. Must be a winning arguement.
Taglist: @logan-sanders-enthusiast @luckyicekitsune @whippedbel @lgbtforeverything @pinecone-chomper @mikmacmoo @wasinotwantedatthisexactsecond @purplespiderstormcloud @stankyratman @king-of-the-oranges @headcannons-and-random-things @fear-ze-queer @turtleluv799 @ymmm-someone
#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#bnha#mha#snoweywrites#the bnha group chat fic nobody asked for#league of misfit heroes au#tw injury mention#tw food mention#tw cursing#tw fire mention#tw trauma mention#tw arranged marriage mention#tw caps
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Yo, really late to the “Nascent” game (btw I love Pandora so much, I agree with Dam she deserves the world!) but I just want to acknowledge our favorite pianist’s ongoing love for dinosaurs. I wanna how she came to love dinos? Has Dam taken her to a fossil museum or maybe even a digging site? If she really loves them dinos, I bet Dam tried to buy her a full T-Rex fossil.
He did. Pandora politely asked him to return it to the museum where it belongs so he said if he found one himself, would she take it? Pandora’s high key terrified he will find it and it’s been awhile but Damian still has a secret excavation team working on finding dinosaur fossils. He’s thought about bringing one back but she pointed to Jurassic Park and he was like, fine, tt.
Pandora’s really fond of dinosaurs because she didn’t know what animal to like since she felt like dogs and cats were all kinda wary of her and she wasn’t partial to any animal. Hal gave her this really ugly green dinosaur plush when she was just a baby and her mom’s always kept it for her so Pandora said y’know what, I can vibe with that.
Her pencil case is a stegosaurus.
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Super Mario Bros. (1993)
Thanks to the awesome people who donated to Extra Life (you still can, btw!) y'all will now be treated to a retrospective on the 1993 classic movie, Super Mario Bros. When I took on this milestone, the first (and only) person I messaged for ideas on terrible (but wonderful) films based on video games was my friend Max, who has a history of viewing and talking about bad movies. He suggested this, and while I was aware of this magnificent piece of cinema history, I had not had the pleasure of viewing it myself. He hooked me up with a copy, and to say this film lived up to my expectations would be an understatement.
I couldn’t help but be charmed by this movie. It is filled with so many questionable creative choices that were fucking ridiculous. Mario and Luigi not being blood related? Sure. Cheesy Italian accents replaced with a New York ones? Yeah, why not? Having all the enemies in Super Mario Bros. be canonically dinosaurs? I mean... It's a choice informed by the great media dino wave of 1993, but whatever. Yoshi is a dinosaur, if we want to extend that to goombas and Koopa for whatever reason, I'm down. Having these dinosaurs live underneath New York City in a parallel dimension? It's based on a video game, why the fuck not? Everything is so goddamn bonkers.
The opening credits roll, and we’re told that 65 million years ago, a meteor created said underground parallel universe dinosaur land. We witness a human-looking woman, who is really a dinosaur, leaving an egg baby on a church doorstep. Don’t think about it too hard, the logistics of a human giving birth to an egg that size are just... it’s gross to think about.
We’re then introduced to the titular characters, Mario Mario and Luigi Mario. Yes, their last names are Mario. Making them the Mario brothers. Because this movie is interested in answering the important questions. Mario is the owner of a failing plumbing business, while Luigi is a conspiracy theorist who would have really enjoyed modern-day YouTube.
While they’re out trying to find work, they run into Miss Amy March herself, Daisy, who is an archeologist in charge of digging up dinosaur bones from a New York City construction site. She’s being forced off the property by the mob, who apparently are annoyed that a blonde lady in cargo shorts is coming between them and whatever the fuck they’re building.
They try and intimidate her, she storms off to use a payphone to call for security, and is almost picked up by two inconspicuous bozos in a cab who apparently are stealing Brooklyn women off the street for no reason. Their plan is quickly thwarted by a random moving pane of glass.
Instead, Daisy runs right into Luigi, who forgets how to human once he sees her pretty face. He asks her on a date, where she reveals even more exposition. She believes the meteor that destroyed the dinosaurs landed in New York City. Oh, and also, she’s the abandoned egg baby. Luigi is also an orphan, and this shared trauma apparently gets them both hot and bothered. They wander off to the dig site, because an underground pit attached to a sewer is so romantic, and it is also where Daisy feels the most comfortable.
What if we made out at the bone pit?
Their touching moment is cut short when the mob sabotages the plumbing in the sewer and water starts flooding the area. They run to get Mario, because he is a plumber, to fix the pipes, which is so fucking clutch, I love it so much.
While the Mario brothers are distracted, Daisy is captured by the weirdo twins and dragged into the alternate dinosaur universe. Mario and Luigi follow, and we’re treated to the most fucking amazing transition scene of Bob Hoskins spinning wildly through colorful rocks.
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Turns out, parallel dinosaur world, or Dinohattan, is fucking lit as hell. I am convinced that Futurama based their sewer city on this movie.
King Koopa, who is a dinosaur with badly bleached hair gelled back in an effort to look like Michael Douglas in Wall Street, has taken over Dinohattan. He is the one who asked the goons to kidnap Daisy, because of the tacky crystal necklace she wears. Apparently, it is a piece of the meteorite that crashed into earth, and once he puts the piece back into the original space rock, the dinosaur world will merge with the mammal world after 65 million years of his people being sequestered underground, and Koopa will have endless resources at his disposal. Also, Daisy is a princess, and her dad is a giant fungus taking over the city, so that’s totally normal and not at all weird.
Problem is, the two idiots he sent to grab her didn’t think to check if she was wearing the necklace. Turns out, Luigi has the necklace, or had the necklace, as they are quickly mugged by a granny, who is then robbed by a lady with a bright red spiky latex coat and springy robot feet. The brothers are then arrested by the dinocops and are grilled by Koopa for the whereabouts of the rock. When they play dumb he uh... reacts in a proportionate way.
I am not even going to attempt to explain the devo process... It is a combination of insane and fucking disgusting. Whoever in the costuming department looked at the cute fucking mushroom Goombas in the video game and decided to translate them into this scaly, jagged-teethed nightmare fuel deserves to be committed.
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Also, there’s only one lizard king, and that’s Jim Morrison, so back off, buddy.
What is hilarious to me is this is the story the screenwriters came up with. Super Mario, as a video game, doesn’t have much lore, right? You slide down pipes, you jump on mushrooms, and you save the princess from a spiky turtle. They took that game and created... This. A parallel underground dinosaur universe that has a sentient fungus as a king, taken over by a human-like t-rex that devolves other lizards into tiny-headed night paralysis demons.
The middle of this movie alternates between a slog of expositional scenes about Daisy being a princess, and pretty entertaining action scenes of the Mario brothers running from Goombas while trying to find and save Daisy. Mario and Luigi steal a cop car and drive it off a cliff Thelma and Louise-style; They cosplay as Ketchup and Mustard to steal the necklace back from Big Burtha while asking her to stomp on them; They jump off a bridge into a garbage truck; They break the pipes in Koopa’s building to freeze everything, and get past an elevator full of Goombas by making them dance.
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Watching Daisy damsel-in-distress-it in Koopa’s high rise office building and fend off advances by a long-tongued dude who devolved her father into a mushroom was pretty boring and disturbing. Alternatively, witnessing Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo pretend to jump on giant sheets of fungus really sold this movie for me. It succeeds when it tries to be ridiculous and fun, and fall flat when it attempts to integrate any sort of drama that I’m assuming was added to make this story more appealing to adults.
Mario and Luigi eventually find Daisy, and she introduces them to her father - a giant dripping blob suspended from the ceiling. Luigi wants in her pants badly enough that he pretends this is a reasonable thing to do. Mario heads further into the building to free the other ladies kidnapped by tweedle dee and tweedle dum that they initially thought were Daisy, but weren’t. The newly assembled group are able to escape by sliding down the frozen pipes on a mattress before they are green-screen launched out of the pipe and back into the greater Dinohattan area.
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The amount of times Mario and Luigi use their plumbing skills to overcome obstacles may be my favorite part of this movie. The plot goes out of its way to justify a really bizarre character trait for the original game.
Anyway, the end of this movie comes at you fast. First, the sentient fungus king gives Mario and Luigi a bomb, and they decide to wind it up and aim it at Koopa. This takes about 10 minutes of screen time to matter again.
Koopa’s second-in-command tries to merge Daisy’s stolen necklace with the meteor, and instead gets skeletoned to bits, prompting the best line delivery reaction from Daisy, a deadpan “Yikes”.
Because the necklace has now been returned to its resting place, the worlds start to merge Infinity War style.
“Mr. Koopa, I don’t feel so good.”
Koopa and Mario end up back in Manhattan, and Koopa just starts shooting his devo guns at human mobsters, turning them back into primates, and giving their wardrobe a whole new literal definition of monkey suit.
Luigi uses his super plumbing powers to drill the necklace back out of the meteor, separating the worlds again. The bomb finally goes off, they devo Koopa into slime, and the citizens celebrate by immediately painting over his ever-prevalent propaganda.
The king evolves back into a mushroom person or something, and Daisy stays in Dinohattan to get to know her father better. Mario and Luigi return to their lives in Brooklyn as plumbers, and their heroic acts make them conspiracy community famous, as they now refer to our heroes as the Super Mario Brothers. Roll Credits.
Except not, because Daisy returns to ask for the help of a couple of great plumbers, setting up a sequel that will never, ever happen because there is no god and we’re not allowed to feel joy.
Honestly, Super Mario Bros. is great. It owned every bold plot and visual choice it made, and I have to respect it. I could listen to John Leguizamo say Mario like 700 more times. Y’all are missing out if you think you’re too cool to watch this movie.
I’ll be back to musical reviews later this month. I have a few seasonally appropriate movies in my big red sack waiting to be placed under the tree... Yes, I meant to phrase it that way.
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Genshin Impact || A Week of Giving
Basically the Teyvat equivalent of Christmas! (And thanksgiving I guess) First time writing a fantasy holiday, thought I’d give it a go. Also I’m not that read up on that much lore I don’t have the brain energy to read?? So if you find anything contradicts canon somehow... idk
Btw there’s not much headcanons for Liyue as I haven’t actually... Finished Liyue’s story yet... One more level tho..
Every year, there's a week long festival to celebrate the snow that falls apon every region. Even in the most extreme weather it still falls, coating every inch of land it can. It's know as a time of generosity and peace since the snow drives away all monsters from the cities, a gift from the sky. People create homemade trinkets and treats to gift to their fellow man. Restaurants and taverns close so they can bring their businesses outside to the centre of town, creating an intricate feast for all. Entertainers of all walks of life come to showcase
their talents, and after their shows they sit and talk with the other performers, sharing stories of their travels and their love of the craft. Travelers recount their heroic, and not so heroic, feats. Outsiders are welcomed in regardless of background and party with new friends.
Mondstadt's festival is notorious for being wild, not a surprise, who can resist Diluc's wine? Of course Diona hates the whole event but she still serves her famous mixed drinks.
The Knights of Favonius let loose and enjoy themselves, even letting Klee out of solitary confinement on the agreement she gets patted down before leaves HQ.
This year, the young traveller became the main story teller of the adventure's tales event, painting pictures of the worlds they've travelled to with just their words. Venti got up half way through and walked towards the stage, with the traveller not stopping, too emerged in the memories of their missing twin. He began to play a tune on his harp, complimenting the stories perfectly. Once the story ended, no one could applaud, they were all in too much shock. "D-did they hate it?" Traveller muttered as they sat down. "Certainly not! You could be a bard, y'know?"
Every year Albedo sketches a picture of the feast and gifts it to the town on the last day. The Jean hang it on the upper floors with a silver plate marking the year. Razor gets invited in, usually by Bennett or Amber. While he only stays for a few hours, he takes a table's worth of food to his wolf family since boars tend to hide during this week.
Diluc tends to avoid the feast, preferring to over look everyone, until Kaeya drags him to the table, offering him a drink. Diluc takes it and they toast. While there's certainly still a distance between the two, they try and bare it. Fischl has mentioned that this holiday is akin to an ancient celebration in her home world but refuses to say more than "an immortal man comes and gifts blessings in a time of unrelenting winds".
Mona enjoys this time more than the average person due to the free food and people come to see
Barbara puts on a very flashy and energetic concert so people use up their energy before the drinking gets that bad.
Jean gives a speech at the start and end of the festival but other than that, she can take a break from her duties, and if she tries to leave she's dragged back by either Kaeya or Lisa.
The itinerary for this year is (Events in written order but we are unable to confirm how long each event will last):
Day 1: The beginning, Jean's blessing, Idol Barbra's heart and snow melting hymns
Day 2: Adventurer's Tales, Winter Gilding Fest
Day 3: The first day of gifts, The hour of thanks, Archery contest, A small play (that has yet to be chosen)
Day 4: General Talent Show (anyone can enter, and there's no preregistration), Eating contest, Venti's Ballads
Day 5: Art and Craft for the children, , Helen's songs from the heavens, Drinking contest
Day 6: Free constellation readings by the Marvellous Miss Mona, Snow ball fight (PLEASE be sober this time, we don’t want any accidents this year!!!)
Day 7: Collect leftovers and prep, walk down to Wangshu inn and meet with the people of Liyue, The second day of gifts, The collaboration concert, Final feast, The story’s of other worlds, The dance until frost melts into the earth, Jean’s
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The people of Liyue commonly grow a large, magnificent bonzi tree and have the feast surround it. They decorate it with gems that glow in the lights of the lanterns and candles. Of course Xiangling adores this time, it allows her to test her newest recipes and taste other's cooking for inspiration. Her food also warms the mouths and stomachs so it’s perfect to combat the harsh cold.
The itinerary for this year is (Events in written order but we are unable to confirm how long each event will last):
Day 1: The beginning, Ninggaung’s wisdom,
Day 2: Adventurer's Tales,
Day 3: The first day of gifts, The hour of thanks
Day 4: General Talent Show (anyone can enter, and there's no preregistration), Eating contest, Xinyan heats up the arena!!!
Day 5: Art and Craft for the children, Story teller’s show
Day 6: A day of rest for the journey, feel free to do whatever you please
Day 7: Collect leftovers and prepare, walk down to Wangshu inn and meet with the people of Mondstadt, The second day of gifts, The collaboration concert, Final feast, The story’s of other worlds, The dance that brings back our golden landscape
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You may have noticed that the people of Mondstadt and Liyue meet on the last day. Barbatos and Rex Lapis were known to meet a few times through the years. Apparently gifting each other small things, like tea leaves and bouquets of flowers. While it’s only a rumour it became accepted as truth, and who knows, maybe it is?
It's a well deserved break from the madness of unpredictable life.
#i wrote this in a day shhhhhhhh#Genshin#genshin impact#genshin headcanons#i guess???#just an idea i had that i dont have the time nor energy to draw#so yeah i guess we're branching out to writing too
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