Oi, e ai?
Kurzes Update zu einer kurzen Nacht: Bin heute morgen, ja richtig gelesen!, ins Bett. Für Frühschichtverhältnisse ein halsbrecherisches Himmelfahrtskommando. Aber keine Panik, das gehört alles zu meinem ausgeklügelten Plan mich auf nächste Woche, wenn es wieder heißt, sich die Nächte um die Ohren zu schlagen, vorzubereiten. Wie es sich für einen Freitag den 13ten gehört, hatte ich eine ungemütliche, unruhige Nacht. Alles kein Problem, denn für die nächsten Wochen war es das mit früh aufstehen. Uns erwartet das Ausschlaf-Paradies!
Alles andere als paradiesisch ist der topsecret Report der kürzlich von einem alten Bekannten an mich herangetragen wurde. Das muss ich einfach mit euch teilen. Behandelt diese Infos zu meinem und vor allem euren Wohl vertraulich. Keine Ahnung ob das eine neue wiederkehrende Kategorie wird. Kommt darauf an ob mir noch mehr solcher Wahrheiten anvertraut werden. Falls ja nenne ich sie "Selbsternannter Doppelagent des Mossad und FSB sagt"(mhhhh, vielleicht nicht der griffigste Name🤔).
Hier erstmal die Faktenlage:
Putin befreit zum Wohle der Menschheit die Ukraine. Nicht wegen der Entnazifizierung, das spielt nur eine untergeordnete Rolle, sondern weil hier die Labore stehen in denen das Corona Virus gezüchtet wird. Leider konnte ich bei der Flut an Informationen die auf mich einprasselte, nicht genau herauskristallisieren wer den Virus warum herstellt.
Ufff, danke das dieser "Obelix des LSD's" internationale Topspion mir die Augen geöffnet hat.
Ich werde unter dem Einsatz meines Lebens versuchen auch die Antworten auf diese Fragen zu bekommen.
Wie geht's euch? Habt ihr Bammel am heutigen Unglückstag oder ist das falscher Zauber? Hel und schönes WE
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If people were too mean to you when you were growing up, a newborn animal will materialize inside your brain and it’s so so scared and shivering and it will stay there for years. Decades, even. And whenever you say something kind of weird but true to your heart the animal will tell you “Noo! You can’t say that! If you say that, everyone will hate you!”. The animal means well. It’s so so small and everything is so scary for them and it’s just trying to protect you. But listen to me. Listen to me. Whenever this happens, you can’t do what the animal says. You can’t. If you do, you’ll become as scared as the animal. You have to keep saying weird shit. You have to keep doing things the animal wouldn’t approve of. If you do enough things that scare the animal, maybe one day it’ll go to sleep.
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Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it's such a bummer that he's decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes
such a loss
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y’all do NOT go out next week unless you have to and wear your best masks and tape the edges down bc it’s just not worth it
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Seein' too many Twitter refugees asking if they'll get in trouble for saying "kill yourself" to people and while no, you're not gonna get nuked from orbit, that is maybe something you just shouldn't be doing in general perhaps?? Maybe telling people to kill themselves is bad actually?? Some of y'all are wild, why is the first thing you can think to ask on a new platform if you can send one of the worst kinds of harassment to people?? Grow tf up and learn how to use the block button. It'll do wonders for your mood, trust me.
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multi-national corps make big bucks selling merchandise with the orange&pink lesbian flag on it but the person who made it is currently HOMELESS.
emily gwen needs money. give them money. stop giving disney and faceless businesses who sell cheap, imported, low-quality crap produced with probably child or slave labour. give your money to emily gwen.
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the beatles are an infuriating band to me as a relentless contrarian. liking them is cliche, hating them is cliche, being indifferent towards them is cliche. it's impossible to have an novel or interesting take on the beatles in current year. like how am i supposed to win here?
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need to share an experience i had 30 minutes ago
(edit: thanks to @walks-the-ages for providing and reminding me to put alt text, sorry it slips my mind alot lol)
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it's almost like... if you play a movie in 10 cinemas worldwide, it doesn't do as well as it could 🤯🤯
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😘sexy💯 independent😈✨free-thinker😝🎱 roger, roger!🙊real🏅yes, we are hooman😇💫all your base are belong to us👍🙌🏼💋
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saw an article about how the water crisis in catalonia is causing problems for british travelers' annual spain holidays by 'forcing pool closures' and just the fact that water crises are positioned as annoying inconveniences for wealthy people on vacation rather than a very real problem for The People Who Live There Always is such a perfect example of how classism is applied on a global/international scale. i couldn't give less of a fuck about a brit's spain holiday being ruined, tell me how the water crisis is causing problems for locals and how tourism is exacerbating the issue.
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This is what happen when people take the 'your brain doesn't mature till 25' pop-sci too literally and just ran with it, also transphobia
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Nikos Kazantzakis, from “Report to Greco”, tr. by P. A. Bien
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Huh! I believe I’ve accidentally found out what the whole deal with this new wave of porn bots is.
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