#remember that time i literally told my crush i'd suck his dck/owe himm a bj? yeah i said that and he was like 'oh shit nice!'
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me: noooo haha, i’m so embarrassed, im dying, be nice to meee thiihii
also me: -says risky things around people to either make them laugh or make them take it as flirting or a secret third thing-
#miranda talking shit#i think it's my asd vs adhd mind but so many times.... in friendships especially i'll say a dirty joke or something out of nowhere#and if they respond back with a ttype of flirting i die and get embarrassed but if they laugh im like (: yeah we did it#for someone who's affected by everyone and cant handle anything i sure do throw matches around flamable objects often#the shit i have started.... is crazy. only like a couple of times i had 0 intentions to do so#still im shook and embarrassed when someone responds back like girl.... you started this why are you now stettering and blushing#probably bc i still cant see or imagine anyone flirting back or responding in that way back so i get flustered#but my god i've said some SHIT and then had to pay for it bc others responded without missing a beat and i get embarrassed#remember that time i literally told my crush i'd suck his dck/owe himm a bj? yeah i said that and he was like 'oh shit nice!'#and then i died and i could never live it down. i am the person who start shit but i need people to finish but my god i'll be on the floor#dying unfortunatey. i have rare moments of intense self comfidence and ive heard its hot but its usually like 30sec to a few mins then its#like oh no what am i doing aaaaaaa
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