[ sirius and regulus are walking side by side ]

regulus : as a loyal person to family traditions, i'm sleeping with your brother.

sirius : *smacks regulus at the back of his head*

I don’t like regulus having long hair lately artists have started to do this what the hell is happening to this fandom bro

Bitches be like "I want you, I need you, my every being, my every atom  gravitates toward you, I don't know what I'd do without you, I cannot breathe when you are near-" and still be 10000% convinced that they're Not In Love.

Evan: where the fuck did Barty go???

Reg: I swear, if you dont put your extrovert on a leash, they wander off!!!

Sometimes I feel like I'm the most chill person in this fandom when it comes to ships and characters. Like I can find reasons as to why each ship would work and wouldn't.

Pandalily? Academic rivals FOR SURE.

Jegulus? HELLO??? Bestfriends brother? Grumpy x Sunshine?

Partyvan? Peter deserves ALL that love.

Marylene? Not friends, not lovers, but something. It's so heartbreakingly cute.

I can even find stuff for ships I don't even ship.

Jeverus? After he saves his life? Hell yeah!

Dramoine? ENEMIES TO LOVERS! REDEMPTION ARCS!

Prongsfoot? Best friends to lover? Sure, man, go for it!

Regulus x Sirius?.......... You... You do you bro???

Snily? That "always" line was cute, I gotta admit.

I genuinely won't judge like if you ship them - if you see them working out; GO. FOR. IT. THEYRE FICTIONAL!! Have your own opinions, it's okay!

AND THE CHARACTERS!!!

Yes, they all have their flaws. Yes, James bullied Severus. Yes, James repeatedly asked Lily even though she'd already turned her down. Yes, he changed!!

Yes, Severus called the love of his life a slur. Yes, he bullied children. Yes he cared for Harry to some extent! Even if it's only as a tribute to Lily, that's better than nothing.

Yes, Dumblewh*re raise Harry for slaughter.... That's it... I have nothing more to add for him.... Bitch.

Yes, Regulus is a death eater. Yes, Regulus was obsessed with the dark lord since childhood. Yes, he stole the horcrux!!

Sorry for the rant but like I'm seeing so much hate for so many characters and ships and I don't understand it. There's as much to love as there is to hate. It wouldn't be fair if they were perfect flawless characters. They're designed to be insufferable and loving and idiotic and a little crazy.

I just saw someone post really cool fanart that they made of dorlily (which is dorcas and lily if you didn't know) and someone in the comments said "when did we start shipping dorcas and lily? I'm lost" and it made me really think about how this fandom, the marauders fandom spesifically, has this sort of hive mindset. It's like every opinion must be collective or favoured by a large majority. "when did WE start shipping" someone posted a fanart of a ship they like. it is not a WE matter. it is a them matter and has nothing to do with you, so what does that even mean. And I think this hive mentality really contributes to how toxic this fandom has become, why its so hard for people to accept headcanons without criticizing the creators for having those headcanons, why there's constant unnecessary ship wars. we all do not need to agree. we all do not need to have the same opinions in this fandom, in fact its making the situation worse. i am begging you all to start thinking about how to behave in fandom spaces.

‘I will never believe James leaves Lily for Regulus’

okay? Cool? Do you want a medal my guy?

I’m not going around saying I don’t think James and Lily don’t work because I don’t like their ship as much as jeggy, so why are you doing that? For points? To seem edgy? You dont, you look weird. Why do people think this is a valid thing to say lmao cool, you have a favourite ship, READ CONTENT OF THAT SHIP WITHOUT BASHING ANOTHER YOU WEIRDO

saying shit like ‘I refuse to read this big fic and this big fic because I know I’ll love them’ but then saying ‘I’m not as sick for regulus as SOME marauders fans are’ is so strange to me, are you that bored honey?

making ghosts, ch 7

james: (bumping into a stranger on the street) oh! i’m sorry!

regulus (the stranger): don’t apologize. i’m actually a terrible person.

james:

regulus: (walks away)

Okay but Regulus fucking his brother’s best friend is peak sibling rivalry, 10/10, he understood the assignment.

you got the antidote (i’ll take one to go).

a very sweet and christmassy chapter 6 with firefighter james up now<3

“Jegulus doesn’t make sense!”

It’s fan fiction, it’s not real. It won’t hurt you.

“Harry potter wouldn’t have existed without jilly!!1!”

He still can. It’s called co-parenting.

“Lily is not just a incubator/surrogate for your gay ship!1!’

We are not doing that. YOU ARE. YOU ARE MAKING HER ONLY THAT.

In all of the jegulus fics i had read, where harry would exist, he is still lily and James’s biological son. AND SHE LOVES HER SON, THAT DOES NOT CHANGE.

STOP MAKING LILY INTO ONLY HARRY’S MOTHER.

we give her aspirations to travel, or to become the best healer, or want other things TO BE MORE THAN JUST A MOTHER and you all throw a bitchfit that shes not playing house with James. With jegulus and whatever lily ship you perfer, harry ends up gaining so much family and being so loved by multiple people compared to the sad canon that exists.

Just admit you hate the gay ship and move fucking on and go read your own fics.

no way i'm going through the jily tag and being bombarded by jegulus posts when i literally have jegulus blacklisted i fucking hate this new wave of marauders teenagers

I'll never get over that one time ao3 was down and I needed a fluffy jegulus reading session after sobbing to one of the most heart wrenching edits on tiktok. Like bffr 🙄.

Being haunted by jegulus and moonwater 😔😔