regulus: honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living I strike fear into-

remus: you sleep with a teddybear.

regulus: he’s sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

Regulus: I don’t want to talk about it

Remus: Do you want me to sit and brood in silence with you?

Regulus: ..Do you have depressing poetry?

Remus: *pulls 47295 books out his bag* of course <3

remus: i just did something really stupid

reg: oh no, what was it?

sirius walks in with hickies all over his neck

reg: ohhhkay, who was it?

sirius: you know what? whatever. who gives a shit about regulus? his entire personality is just being gay and mean

james: you forgot pretty

sirius:

james:

peter:

remus:

remus: you did forget pretty

a study session you wouldn't want to interrupt

they're smiling but

I think that the actual difference between remus and regulus is that remus activates do not disturb and regulus is watching his phone silently while people are texting and calling him

Remus: To be honest, I've never wanted children for obvious reasons. And having Regulus basically just reaffirms my decision, but I've still grown fond of him.

Sirius: He just tried to kill someone, what the fuck are you talking about?!

Regulus: I wasn't going to kill him, I just knocked the air out of him for a minute. He would have survived.

Sirius: Please don't keep talking. You're just making the situation worse.

Remus: Don't be dramatic Sirius, he didn't kill anyone and Snape isn't even going to remember this.

Sirius: How can you be so sure?

Remus, rolling his eyes with his wand pointed at Snape: Obliviate.

Regulus: [...] you're too much for my brother.

Regulus and Remus would share favourite philosophical quotes and James would chime in with Taylor Swift lyrics

Remus and Regulus were besties trying to move on from their extroverted energetic crushes. They’d hang out together drinking and spilling their conflicted feelings out

Remus: did i choose the wrong Black brother??

Regulus: did i choose the wrong friend??

and this causes questions and jealousy to sirius and james and then they’ll all figure out their shit later on

james: did you just laugh at those children ?

regulus: yes

sirius: it’s because he’s cruel james! i don’t know what you see in him. how can you love someone who laughs at children ?

remus, who was also laughing: oh. well in that case… james, would you like to swap brothers? it seems we have to be in-tune with our partners humour

regulus: i for one, am not denying this request. remus love, get over here.

james & sirius, equally repulsed: erm NO???

sirius: moony!! that’s not what i meant. i was just trying to insult reggie… and james’ taste in men.

regulus, giggling: insulted your boyfriend too though.

sirius: oh i’m sure you find this comical

regulus: i do actually yeah

james: oh brother… here we go again

Kidnapper: *on the phone* we have your best friend

Remus: you have Regulus? Regulus Black?

Kidnapper: yes

Remus: oosh. Let me know how that works out for you

Remus: *hangs up*

Sirius: ok! Just listen to me th-

James:hahahahah! You are jealous of Remus with ur brother!!HAHAHAHAHA, you are jealous of Remus with you aromantic brother HAHHAHAHAHAHA

Siris:FUCK OFF JAMES,IM GONNA KILL YOU

"Remus and Regulus while this happens"

Regulus:... but Jennifer said that Carlos and Marta were just friends and that Jennifer were Carlos gf.

Remus: so Marta and Carlos are fucking?! Well can say it's a surprise

Regulus: that's what i'm saying!

my great and canon moonwater headcanon 👍

ok so around 5th year remus is like “hm. i’m lowk down bad for sirius black” and he has his little queer werewolf crisis and in 6th year he kinda becomes his sneaky link lowk!

sirius and remus get drunk af and decide to go up to the astronomy tower for shits and gigs! but guess who’s up there??? regulus…

they’re like “oh soz” and they leave, but remus is kind of like “hmmm that’s weird xx” so he comes back up the next day without sirius, and regulus is still there!

regulus is like “why the fuck r u here cunt??” and remus is like “mmm cause i want to be xx”

they chat a little bit and get a little stoned bc remus doesn’t really have any bad blood with regulus. they’re chill.

eventually it gets to like 1am and remus goes “why do you come up here?”. regulus is super quiet and gets all fidgety. remus is like “ohhhh u come up here to reminisce over a girl and be all romeo and juliet core”

regulus is like “no that’s stupid as fuck. i come up here to think about how i stupid i am.”

remus says “why r u stupid” and then regulus goes on a giant tangent while remus is just sitting there. eventually regulus accidentally spills that he is confusingly attracted to someone and he’s soooo irritated and angry at himself for it!! and remus is like “who?!!!” and regulus is like ummm im not telling u

they chat a bit more and it becomes like… a nightly tradition. a week goes by and reggie admits that he’s weirdly into james potter. he didn’t even think he liked men until he kissed barty crouch drunk and on a dare one time. remus is super shocked!! jaw on the floor!

but he’s supportive and he’s like “i get it lol. i’m down bad for ur brother”

regulus is like “ohhh that’s why u came up here a few nights ago x. i thought he was dating a girl tho”

and remus is like “yeah he is 👍 he’s two timing 🤭”

they get a lot closer after that and they just sit and pity each other, regulus loathing himself for being so infatuated with someone he hates and talked to a maximum of TWO TIMES! remus loathing himself for letting himself fall in love with someone who doesn’t want to be seen with him doing anything slightly romantic.

they get very close and help eachother with school work, their crushes, etc… and they honestly become good friends. neither of them would admit it though.

regulus’s crush remains unrequited and completely secret as james starts finally dating lily in their last year of school. and then he becomes a death eater lol xx

remus is like “well maybe he was coerced into it!!” because he literally was and regulus told him so. but sirius is like “… no he is a full blood supremacist…”

remus misses their nightly chats after graduating hogwarts and when the news comes out that he died, he had no choice but to honour his wishes and their secrecy by refusing to expose their friendship xx

Regulus hate physical touch.

But he'll do anything for remus.

When he's entering the bathroom and finding remus in the middle of suicide attempt, he's staying and hugging him and basically saving his life.

My dad gave me this little dragon thing that’s green and gold and it immediately got me thinking..

What if Hagrid got his hands on a dragon during the Marauders era and his first thought was Remus. Remus is a magical creature himself so Hagrid thought “he’d be great to take care of this Dragon!”. So Hagrid got Remus over to his hut and gave him this baby green and gold dragon (obviously Hagrid would help him take care of it). When Remus got back to his dorm, with the little dragon hidden in his robes, his friends immediately asked where he’d been. He made his friends promise not to tell anyone then showed them the dragon. I think they would’ve freaked out because it’s a fucking dragon, and they would be like “Moony you can’t take care of a dragon! Are you crazy?” And then Remus would be like “yes”. Remus would put all these protective charms on the dragon, so that no one with ill intentions could go near it, and threaten his friends. Obviously they wouldn’t rat him out because, come on, we know them better than that. And then Remus would’ve ran down to the library to look for all the books on taking care of a dragon. Then, he would’ve seen Regulus (This is in the au that Regulus and Remus were secretly friends.) and he would’ve seen the hidden dragon. Regulus definitely would be like “is that a bloody dragon?” And Remus would tell him what happened with Hagrid and that he’s taking care of it. Regulus would think about it for a sec then, bc I feel like he would actually love dragons, he’d ask “what’s its name?”. Remus wouldn’t have named it yet and would be like “idk I don’t have a name for them yet.” And Regulus would ask to help come up with a name. Then what if Remus asked if he wanted to co-parent with him and help him take care of the dragon bc he knows how much reg loves them. Then, bc he has bad impulse control, Regulus Black would’ve definitely said yes. They would look up names and come up with Atlas, a Greek mythological name. They’d make plans to meet up and switch to had Atlas every other week. Regulus and Remus would have a platonic dragon child.

Remus after James surprised FaceTimed him to go over ever detail of his date with Regulus (he can’t call Sirius obviously)…

“Prongs, I’m really happy for you but my bowl of Mr Noodles is going to get cold so if we could wrap this up… “