explaining to work that i can't come in today because i'm mourning the ending of a 20 year old web series based on halo made by a now defunct company that named themselves after the phrase 'cockbite'.
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Fuck whatever happens to grimmons in rvb19, all I gotta say is: I love you, Geoff Ramsey Interview From A Million Years Ago Where He Said Grif Likes Simmons. You’re canonical To Me.
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i cannot imagine what it’s like for people who have been with this fandom for over 10 years let alone 20
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oh shit forgot to include this in my rewatch post 😭 Tucker and Lina have their priorities straight
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Red Vs. Blue face headcanons! Since y'all wanted em out before Season 19 dropped!
In defense of Simmons not being a red haired twink: big buff DnD and science nerd.
And some extra notes under the cut:
You can take all these with a silly grain of salt, I'm not a long-time RvB fandom frequenter but did like some bits.
Simmons: Dutch-Irish but keeps getting called 'of a Latino persuasion' by Grif. Also funnily uses 'cracker'. (so mixed.) Cybernetics built from the same sort of stuff Lopez is made out of, visibly running down the left of his face, neck, ribcage, and arm. His arm worked the best for Grif because they're around the same height.
Grif: Too lazy to cut much of his hair, but it's necessary when his helmet doesn't properly secure. Also, a beard is beneficial for catching some little save-for-later snacks. Carving started out as a fidgeting task if he somehow couldn't sleep.
Donut: Just barely hits the twunk allegations in comparison as the lankiest out of a group of fat and buff guys, somehow more durable than all of them despite it and is still above average in build. Started really trying to compensate for his image because of his scar, which developed into really being able to love himself.
Sarge: LOVES his sergeant stripes. Don't tell him but his eyes might be blue. He will say they're grey, though. Don't ask about the bullet hole in his head, either. It's not that he doesn't want to talk about it, just that he'll probably go on a rant about Grif.
Church: Rest in piss Jimmy. Church doesn't naturally feel sleepy though, not like he has this body for long. The scar on his neck was smooth enough to not raise any alarm, and a lack of sleep may have hindered his fight-or-flight reflexes while he still lived...
Tucker: A few scars from his alien encounter, a glimmer in his eyes a slight indication of his connection with the blade-key along with the visor changes. Poor guy couldn't grow his hair long because of the helmet.
Caboose: Most head trauma of anyone ever, injuries hidden by his thick curly hair. Sure doesn't keep him down!
It may contribute to a loop of him losing teeth and continuing to worry about the tooth fairy being mad at him, though.
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"tucker, tucker." "don't call us that. caboose, i-i, i-i can't stop it." "don't feel bad afterwards. i forgive you. i know it's not your fault. i'm sorry this is happening to you."
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