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im-totally-not-an-alien-2 · 5 months

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Danny, at 17, did not have the best love life. This is partially because two of his must haves in a partner are " Will protect me with their life" and "Will commit unspeakable acts of violence for me" or at least beat someone up for his honor.

Naturally, this doesn't always result in the most stable of partners.

His first girlfriend, Valerie, became an anti-hero and broke up with him for his safety.

He finally got with Sam in sophomore year only for the feds to come into class one day to arrest her. To his surprise, her crimes had nothing to do with ghosts but rather an incident where she went too far and committed a few acts of economic terrorism. Danny and Tucker never really learned the specifics of the crimes, and her parents hushed up as many news outlets as they could, so there wasn't much info to go around. All they knew was that she saved thousands of lives by doing it.

In the end, she was sentenced to eight years, and she broke up with him so that he wouldn't wait around for her to get out.

His third partner was a guy named David who was really sweet. Unfortunately, Danny got kidnapped one day by David's arch nemesis, who was some villain with a corny edge lord name. Yeah. David had become a a super hero after they started dating.

And if you guessed that he freaked out and dumped Danny for his own protection, you'd deserve a cookie.

Danny was noticing a pattern here. One that continued with everyone he dated. They always became some kind of hero before dumping him for his own protection, and it was infuriating. Sure, danny could defend himself, but he was never deep enough into the relationship to reveal his phantom half, and frankly, his hero career was something he left behind when he left Amity and destroyed the portals.

He met Tim at a skatepark after Tim fell off his board cause of some jerk speeding out in front of him on his own board, forcing Tim to stop or else hit the guy. The guy was unrepentant and Tim calmed him down (this did not stop him from melting the guys wheels with an ectoblast when no one was looking).

Tim then asked him to coffee. Danny, noticing how cute Tim was, agreed.

Danny was up front with his parents being mad scientists in Illinois. He always was with all the people he dated. It was better not to hide these kinds of things or worse, wait until you're already attached and afraid of losing them. So he always told potential partners as early as possible. Tim seemed a bit put off by this but was calmer about it than most, and they continued chatting.

Tim didn't seem like the type to turn to heroism or anti heroism so he felt safe on their later dates. It was only after he had known Tim for a while that he put the pieces together.

Tim was always covered in bruises that he hid with his clothes and make up, he had complained about batman over the phone when he thought danny couldn't hear, he was rich, he knew how to fight as revealed by his stances and footwork dispite trying to pretend he didn't, and lastly he held a lot of political power and influence being Bruce Wayne's son. Power he had no reservations using when it suited him or he was just feeling petty (that pettiness was part of why danny was falling for him harder than he thought he could)

No wonder Tim was so okay with his parents being rouges.

Tim was a villain!

At least Tim wouldn't leave him like all his exes. Danny doesn't think he could handle it if he did. Another good thing about this is now he can talk more freely about the more villainous and morally gray ideas and inventions when he was alone with Tim.

Tim didn't see anything wrong with Danny's idea to use something similar to cloning pods to make synthetic meats like rump roasts and steaks as a way to end world hunger and was eager to add to the conversation.

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ykimhak01 · 7 months

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🌸DEATH🍄🪷💀

Rest in peace Ykimhak.....(is a joke)

Am BACK! who someone miss me??🍄🪷💀

#gacha club #ibis paintx #happy halloweeeeeeen #Yes is halloween iS BAck!!!#🍄🍄🌸🌸🌸💀💀#🎃🎃🎃🎃🍄💀💀💀🪷🪷#gacha art #gacha edit #am tired #okay now am go to study bye bye🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃#reast in peace ykimhak🎃🎃🍄🌸🌸💀🪷

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little-blurry-stars5 · 1 month

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#ILL ADD THE REAST OF THE TAGS LATERRJDJRHEBC #bsd #jett posts #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #beast bsd #beast bungo stray dogs #bsd beast #bsd manga

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thatchaotictiefling · 2 months

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Got called a tranny for the first time in my life on TF2 tonight.

It was by a guy about to be kicked for cheating with a one letter off n word in his name, hard R.

I told him his name also sucked and he called me a tranny out of anger (unclear if I am actually clockable or he was just pissed). I told him he was right, good job, though he may have been kicked before most of my sentence got out.

My current emotions on this matter are unclear. However...

Kinda funny that my first emotional response was gender euphoria lmao. I love sounding like a tranny, thanks dude

#chaotic lore #the reast of that game was so awesome btw. no regrets #team fortress 2 #im not even on hormones i just have a naturally deep voice. got mistaken for a teenage boy one on tf2 #that was also very gender euphoric #oh yea this is ok to rb #i find this very funny

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cmpumkin-arts · 4 months

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I have been in a drawing oc's mood if yall couldn't tell

#cmpumkin art #fire emblem oc #reast mortem #also been in a fucked up and evil moment #the holiday season does that to me I've noticed

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goldenpinof · 5 months

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from Exploring the Dark World of PHAN POBLOX to The Dark World of PHAN ROBLOX to Dan and Phil React to PHAN ROBLOX

please stop 🛐

#the last change was today in the evening #because i made 2 gifset at 6pm uk time and it was still the dark world one #give is a reast dnp #it was actually trending this morning #dnpgames

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oceanwithinsblog · 5 months

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THE FIRST TWO EPISODES OF S9 OMG YOU GAYS WTH I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR ALL THIS GREATNESS AND ICONICITY (??)

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thejediandthemandalorian · 1 year

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My friends this is not my only fear, but with the way this whole season has been and the way episode 23 ended, things are not looking good.

#star wars #the manadalorian #din djarin #bo katan #the mandalorian s3 #the mandalorian season 3 #the mandalorian spoilers #i have so many fears for this season finale #the reast of the season has kinda been straight up garbage #the droid episode was kind of good but otherwise #this show is becoming a yikes and a half

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autisticcassandracain · 2 years

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Batfam rated by how good their solos/comics they have a primary role in are (based on what I've read and my opinions):

Cassandra Cain: Batgirl (2000) FUCKS, it's the best Batfam comic, I will not be taking criticism at this time. Even the post-Flashpoint and Evil Cass nonsense won't take this spot from her.

Duke Thomas: We Are Robin is SO good for the first six issues and okay for most of it afterwards. Batman & The Signal is pretty good. I really hate his Secret Files but that's only one issue, do he's here due to a lack of bad comics and having some pretty good ones.

Bruce Wayne: He's here solely because he's got so many fucking comics statistically at least some are great. Some of his comics are better than Duke's but also he's got some fucking awful ones so he's below him for that.

Damian Wayne: Robin: Son of Batman's first 6 issues are some of my favourites in comics, the rest is pretty good. His post-flashpoint Batman & Robin is generally pretty good. Robin (2021) was boring to me and I didn't bother keeping up with it so who knows it could be good now maybe possibly I guess. His Pre-Flashpoint Batman & Robin sucks ass for the entire Morrison run and is okay afterwards. Overall most of the other series he's been in have ranged from meh to ugh. Has some highlights but is mostly in the pretty mediocre or bad range.

Barbara Gordon: Admittedly haven't read through all of Birds of Prey but what I read was pretty good. Oracle: Year One CARRIES her spot though I'm cheating bc its a short story not a full comic but it's SO good I love it so much. Sadly she's got all the post-flashpoint nonsense dragging her down.

Dick Grayson: Look he's been in some pretty good stuff but imo it was not usually good because of him if you get what I mean. Also his solos have been long as hell but I've never read any where I was like 'yeah this is great!' It's always been fine or pretty good at best. Has some decent Robin stories and some pretty good Batman ones though. Was a victim of Devin Grayson and is getting points reducted for that.

Stephanie Brown: Her Batgirl solo is pretty good but nothing spectacular. I haven't been reading the current Batgirls series so that's all this ranking is based on. Perfectly serviceable, not horrific to read.

Tim Drake: His Robin solo sucks ass sorry to Tim enjoyers but I simply do not like it. I haven't read all of it but I've read enough to make the call that I don't want to read more. Haven't read his Red Robin solo so that's not adding or subtracting to the ranking.

Jason Todd: This man has never gotten a single good comic. Under The Red Hood was fine but Jason fans are so obnoxious about it it's retroactively made me hate it. I'm sorry but RHATO was his longest running solo this man's comics have no rights

#This post will either get completely ignored or obnoxiously argued with #Listen reading up on cass and duke was enjoyable reading up on Damian mostly not reading up on the reast an active chore #Bruce is excluded bc i havent actually read up on him i just sometimes happen to read him #Wait babs reading was fine too but kinda meh tbh #My posts #Not tagging this

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twinktor-frankenstein · 11 months

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You know who you are 😘

#/lh #/hj #meanwhile the stanley parable fandom not knowing who he is and getting really confused whenever i give them a tw before they google him:#and the reast of the reanimator fandom wonderinh why the fuck i did that:

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citrushomie · 2 years

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tired after-show 🎤

bonus scrunkly..... squimbole 🥺 squeaky

#arts #hagane miku #hatsune miku #vocaloid #digital art #dont look at this too hard =_=) im playing around #i think she gets tired of screaming.... she sings and screams so much she is reasting.....#listened to utsu p unique the whole time the whole album for several hours im so happy i got the cd =w=)♡#2 am yeah im posting at a totally normal time good night

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oliviakukka · 1 year

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edgy gay vampire man....

#owari no serafu #owari no seraph #seraph of the end #mikaela hyakuya #ons #ons mikaela #fanart #fan art #my art #i just caught up to nevest chapter of ons and fjggxddgxvj #i was following this series when it was around chapter 50 and WOAH now reading the reast released chapters... homosexual action #i kinda want to draw his newest form but this is my forever favourite #god all these typos but i cant bother to fix them

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ykimhak01 · 1 year

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Soo....am feel better i draw this

Falling down on the sky sun moon in a both💙🧡

#gacha club #ibis paintx #gacha edit #am okay #i need reast it am okay #sorry i dont post anything #gacha art #🧡💙🧡#fall in the sky💙🧡💙#thank you for cheer up me guys #am better now #Don't wory am fine #am better at the reast

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cherrysfeelings · 6 months

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Me, me sleeping feeling like I was in heaven because the touch of the sheets felt like I was touching a rose petal, I had an asmr video, blue Led lights on and my pink pajamas with cats with blue clothes playing in the snow

#just girly things #sleeping #heaven #good reast

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dangerliesbeforeyou · 6 months

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cant bleieve the beatles tribute band i went to didnt perform several of my favs but they DID perform oblabloodydi 1000 dead 30,000 injured

#personal #it was like a personal affront to me personally i m so mad #the reast of teh show was was amazing tho lol #one of the best parts was honestly seeing my mum dance and sing along like a lunatic lol :')

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donghuamuqing · 1 year

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headcanons you with rbf confirm or deny

For the most part! My face usually just looks kind of blank but in a mean way if that makes any sort of sense

#my post #if rbf meant reasting blank face then yes absolutely

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