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hungry-tummy · 5 months

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| Peach Brie Prosciutto Puff Pastry | Recipe

#food #food asmr #cooking #cooking asmr #asmr cooking #real cooking sounds #delicious #tasty #yummy #food video #recipe #brie #peach #prosciutto #puff pastry #tiktok

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kaiju-krew · 28 days

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I wanted to know. Is battra and Space Godzilla Gay together? If so nice. If just friends. Then Still cool

they are in fact.......... Gay Together

in my delulu little world at least

idk how it started honestly?? i just like the idea that gojirans are inherently weak for big moths :'') they're essentially mosugoji if you hit it with a emo-yaoi-beam or something

imma draw more with them soon to help flesh it out and spread more spacebat propaganda o7

#kai talks #they are gay gay homosexual gay #battra #spacegodzilla #kesshō #spacebat #i have decided it's spacebat it sounds the snappiest #also #c'mere for a sec #do you want some Deep Lore from the tags #papa kai will treat u right come closer #closer closer closer #can you tell im adding tags to ensure the deep lore is hidden for the cool kids #bcuz of a headcanon im cooking up #with my big big big brain #>insert charlie day theory board with red strings everywhere<#battra for all intents and purposes.............is the divine moth equivalent of trans #WOKE MOB KAIJU RISE UP TRANS BATTRA IS REAL DONT EVEN LOOKA T ME NONE OF YOU CAN STOP MEEE #anyways gender isnt rly a thing for kaiju but its my own special kaiju world and i will make battra trans if i damn well please

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helpimstuckinafandom · 4 months

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My Big Fat Dekarios Wedding when

#i feel stupid when i say this but it's so heartwarming to see a greek-coded character #cause dekarios is a gracian fucking name bro #and his thick dark hair and his love for cooking from his mom and just the mama's boyness of him #and my mom's love for this man lmao. THAT'S the real test #good greek boy is irresistible to a greek mother #that.... sounds weird. but trust me #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 gale

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marcusrobertobaq · 2 months

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Do android haters in the universe hate androids cuz "they're stealing people's jobs" or cuz "androids look and sound so human but they're too perfect and fake" and that's what pisses mfs off to the point they wanna always see the blue blood on 'em hands and show androids ain't people (alive)?

In both cases people are totally wrong. Androids ain't stealing jobs, corporations are pushing 'em everywhere even in legal terms (see the prostitution laws for a more brutal example) and they're all humans. And if you're pissed androids are "fake and too perfect" i believe the issue is more with humans that replaces other humans with androids cuz of this exact same reason.

In the end all the situations in the game are humans fault, even the Android Rebellion - both in reason/cause of the boom and also technologically speaking. They can become deviants cuz the program let 'em, and they were created by humans.

#if your hate towards androids is more related to humans getting 'em everywhere it's more likely u gonna “swap sides”#during the revolution likely cuz u want everything going to shit.#i believe ain't a majority “realistically” speaking.#and if you're wondering what's wrong or right i'm talking about aiming at the right target. humans in the game ain't most of time #sometimes i wonder if they wanna blame the right mfs or if they just want feel like a boss by humiliating androids #cuz they're androids - even if they sound human. look human. behave human and shows “humanity” (positive traits). they'll never be humans.#cuz they're fake and you're real right?#it's like just buying a punch bag that cleans your floor and. cook your food #dbh #detroit become human

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rpfisfine · 10 months

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honestly it’s soooooooo insane and so unbelievably cute to me that the band & especially alex do legitimately call jamie ‘cookie’

#like it sounds like sth made up for a fucking fanfic but it’s REAL……..WHAT THE HELL………<33333 #mp #THEY………#arctic monkeys #jamie cook #‘im alright but cookie’s your man’ …….

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mildmayfoxe · 30 days

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not only did a i go to the grocery store after work i also banged out a huge pan of taco filling and made a really great burrito with it even though i forgot to get sour cream and the bag of microwave rice i had banging around actually expired summer last year and i didn't feel committed enough to cooking a pot of regular rice. but overall huge success

#i don't usually feel up to doing 'real cooking' after work so i'm pleased with myself i did a big chore AND cooked a meal #lmao this makes me sound so pathetic but like. you guys know i'm exhausted after work. i'm glad i pushed through #but now i have to go back to the store and get sour cream. but it's ok bc i skipped getting coffee bc i was already getting too much #(size thing more than cost thing) (i can only carry so much home) so i can go get coffee if i go to the store again tomorrow #and it'll be QUICK!#chatpost #i oughtta bake up some potatoes tomorrow if i have time. i love a potato in a burrito. it's just a different starch than rice really

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quodekash · 1 year

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Por: Well, remember when Tiw made a romantic dinner for me?

Sound: Por, he microwaved you a pizza.

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toytulini · 8 months

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idk. picky eater rights. im coming to your events and turning my picky bitch nose up at your fancy ass desserts you spent a bajillion hours working over in the kitchen and asking if i can find like a basic ass brownie with no extra flairs or ingredients or steps or whatever the fuck. cry about it. stop trying to feed me

#toy txt post #they gotta have some picky eater bitches be the judges on those food competition shows i stg #sorry for committing the unforgivable sin of my tastebuds didnt enjoy the food you made. it was intended as a personal slight actually #i am trying to offend you for real. yeah. thats definitely whats happening. god/sssss #like god irl if i dont like food you made ill try to be fuckin gracious about it buf dont fucking get mad at me for like. idk. prepping my #own foods you percieve as worth less or whatever the fuck. ppl are so fucking weird about food.#honestly guy on prev post didnt even dislike the cake it sounded like but was just experiencing the human emotion of disappointment #when the little specific joy he was looking forward too was not what he expected. if she had asked him 'do you mind if i make a similar cake #that is not the exact same as the one you asked for? maybe he wouldve been fine cos he wouldnt have been looking forward to that specific #thing. OR maybe he wouldve said if youre not going to make this very specific one im looking forward to then dont bother i dont want you #wasting the time and effort and then she wouldnt have been mad. or maybe she wouldve. ppl do get weird about that kind of thing #maybe saying that wouldve been a crime too. guess that dumb asshole shouldve shut up and eaten his stupid cake and enjoyed it and said #nothing. a recipe for happiness #anyway. hot take ig stop putting nuts in desserts. alllergy havers will prolly thank you but you know who else will thank you?#every day i see takes about food that make me think i really should be more of a picky bitch eater on maim to knock yall pretentious #food fuckers down a peg tbh. every day i resist the urge but god how yall test me. let me be the judge on a cooking show.#weird assholes who are rude abt ppl having allergies or sensory issues: come here. im going to break you #anyway more of us picky bitches who are picky just for like. casual reasons. we should he loud picky bitches on main. if a cook or baker or #whatever can accommodate my picky bitch ass thats difficult to feed for no reason we can be sure they can accommodate allergy havers #and ppl w medical restricted diets. if they can be gracious about me just not vibing w the food then they can def be gracious about more #sensitive reasons. yea i could choke down the food i dont like probably. it wouldnt make me throw up or send me to the hospital. but why #should i? if youre an asshole to me about simply not liking your shit then why the hell would i feel safe disclosing medical info to your #bitch ass? why would i trust you to follow it? and not try to sneak some shit in bc you think you know better about food?#anyway #picky eater rights. let ppl be picky for no apparent reason. cos the ppl who have uwu Good Valid Reasons(tm) dont fucking owe you that #explanation

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ellenchain · 1 year

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We know that 47 has loads of skills unrelated (at least directly) to murder— playing the drums, painting, tattooing, massaging, mixing drinks. Skills you might suspect he wouldn't have. What unlikely skills does Lucas have?

Oh boy that is a good question! I can imagine Lucas has the same skill set but not as advanced as 47. He can play the drums but maybe not as well as 47 and so on

But one thing I imagine about Lucas is that he likes to ignore his skills because he doesn’t need them. 47 is a little show off, we know that. He likes to show that he is superior and better than anyone (let’s be real he enjoys being the best)

But Lucas is all like “don’t know don’t care”

I can imagine him being really good at social interactions. Because that’s the one thing 47 is (imo) kind of bad at.

And maybe he is a good artist! They usually are depressed and desperate beings - like he is. Inspiration hits really hard when you’re at your lowest (kind of)

If we’re being silly he probably likes to do the most mundane things ever - like knitting or something like that

47 gets all the nice sweaters from him. Socks, scarfs, you name it 🧶

#he is an old man so let’s be real #he likes to sleep and forget that he is a super human being #he probably rejects whatever gift he has #kind of sounds like him #being normal at all costs #being a bad cook however is what he was born with #he got banned from the kitchen

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soothifying-sounds-asmr · 2 years

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Sourdough Bread by theboywhobakes

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leatherbookmark · 9 months

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dear google duckduckgo how to love and feel loved because i'm at my wits' end at this point

#shrimp thoughts #i can only assume y'all're lying about feeling so loved and safe and cherished when surrounded by your friends/family because it Doesn't #Sound Real. this is fanfiction city i'm afraid. and shounen manga #if anything when someone does something for me that i didn't ask for i feel Great Discomfort because i don't deserve it #like this is genuinely wonderfu of u and thank you for this gesture but a/ again i am not worthy and b/ i will never be able to repay this #kindness because i am both an asshole AND an idiot who can't read people for shit AND i have no cool skills such as cooking #or being a good listener. my listener experience is saying 'wow that's fucked up' and 'want me to kill them for you' and thatse it #recently 've been told 'why do you think everyone's your enemy' incorrect! i don't! i don't think i'm interesting or important enough for #people to even think of me! i just don't want to bother anyone! which in return prompted a comment that This Is Severe Depression #no it's not. i dont think everyone's my enemy i just dont know how to make Allies. or what they Are in the first place mkay

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clareguilty · 10 months

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Gummy bears, a cup of chocolate chips, and boba tea is not even a meal together, never mind separately!! You best be careful or I'll be making house calls with dinner😠

I just woke up and breakfast was 3 pringles

#ask #answered #beetlelaundry #i think ive had like 5 pringles by now actually #this is very ironic considering i sent my bestie the literal food pyramid last week to roast him #but idk man if u wanna get me to eat real food u might have to like come over and hang out with me or something #like oh no #whatcha gonna do huh?#gonna like come over and make a home cooked meal together?#like friends or smth?#sounds kinda fake

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septembersung · 1 year

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Telling my universal crippling anxiety “no, not today”

#it’s still here but I’ve duct taped it to a chair #of all things this is about letting my kids cook #sound stupid? anxiety is stupid. but also almost always founded in something real #my life #anyway they’re making lunch and husband and I are taking turns supervising #well one of them isn’t. but he doesn’t like to share the kitchen. for him cooking is a solo endeavor #that’s the child who used to wake up before us on the weekends to ‘bake a cake’ and we’d wake up to chaos #and surprisingly edible batters waiting responsibly for grownups to put them in the oven

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nuclearnyx · 1 year

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people who don't use the tags to be sad and vent are so powerful lmao couldn't be me

#real talk it has been BAD lately #the POTS has gotten MUCH worse lately #for example. yesterday i had to call someone to bring me a sports drink because sitting up in bed made me almost lose consciousness #like i am DREADING leaving the house because im having minor-ish episodes at least twice a day #and the new scary part is that when i have an episode i cant speak well #i can say a few words at a time but thats it #which is scary and also frustrating because people tend to freak out and ask a lot of questions and its hard to answer #and it sucks because i know i cant do certain things when im home alone anymore #like showering (huge trigger) or cooking (also trigger sometimes) because its honestly kinda dangerous now #its very humbling to have to lie down on the floor because painting for 20 minutes triggered an attack #and a lot of the people around me arent handling it well so thats a whole OTHER set of issues #im honestly thinking of writing out a 'what to do during an episode' plan for the people in my family to make it easier #and another 'how we explain this to people' plan because everyone is giving different accounts and kinda minimizing to not scare people #which i get because it all SOUNDS very scary and we dont want people to be worrying (and frankly bothering us about it)#but if i show up to an event or whatever and have an issue or i start using a mobility aid (maybe?) they'll get weird #ANYWAYS this all sucks but also im hanging in there (and yes my doc is on top of this dont worry)#its going to be really interesting to see how things play out over the coming weeks and months

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beholdthemem · 1 year

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I am not 100% confident in this pie, but I can at least say that I am pretty sure the pork shoulder will be good.

#personal #nana asked me to use her pie recipe which is a little tricky for me cuz well- she is a Cook From The Heart Person.#No Real Measurements Just Eyeball That Sucker It'll Be Fine #and i... am not lol.#i need RULES i need INSTRUCTIONS i need to KNOW HOW THINGS WORK #'three ingredients! apples enough 7up to cover them abd some cornstarch'#okay but how MANY apples? the amount of 7up depends on that then? how much cornstarch? what temperature do i bake it at? how long do i bake-#well one way or another a pie exists now and we'll see how i did #the pork shoulder i know how to do that's the one fancy meal i know how to make and i do it for at least one big event a year.#thank you binging with babish!#i know learning how to cook from youtube videos sounds corny but goodness gracious does that man know how to roadt pork.#also good poke recipes. made it for my sis and for the kids many times and they are fans.

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