Prompt:

When Voldemort dies, he is horrified to meet the Master of Death, Harry Potter!

Harry kept living after the war, and after everyone died, and even after that too, and grew lonely and despondent. He ended up alternating between ignoring the world and screwing with it just to pass the time, just to keep himself sane. (Whether he succeeded in remaining sane is debatable.)

As the MoD, he can step outside of time to interact with the dead, and that’s what he does, meeting Voldemort and striking a deal with him... just for the fun of it.

He offers to let Voldemort go back to the moment he created a horcrux of his choosing (because those moments were when Voldemort was closest to the realm of Death) and live his life however he chose after.

Voldemort considers his options. He made Nagini his Horcrux after already having been defeated once, but he was in his prime when he made the horcrux before, the diadem. He chooses to return to his second last horcrux and is shocked to find himself back on that Halloween night, just as he’s killed again.

But now he knows Harry his his horcrux, and he’ll do things differently this time...

...even if he does have to put up with the older MoD Harry popping in and annoying him every now and then.

Try to, try to forget, that your bones will dismantle

And the dreams you had, they'll collide with time

Your unrequited love for life will surely-

Halt that I'm thinking way too much at night

I decided to re-do the origin because the other one made no sense to me now.

Dallie was just an average citizen who's a pro at rollerskating, until she suddenly found a dimension device in the trash bin, and by her curiousness, she'd use it and get transported to a hellish forest at night. She'd get freaked out by the fact that she was there, until she heard thooms and distant roars. She'd very really freaked out after that. She than meet the giant demon spider. The gigantic spider would roar really loudly at her, and thus, she'd try to run with her rollerskates. Until she got cornered, he was about to make her his next prey, until she patted her in the head, which really affected him, he'd then started purring. And little did Dallie know, she became a monster trainer. A few months later, Dallie and the Giant Spider would hang out in the city, even if many people are shocked by it being feral and gigantic.

The End!

I want a complete re-do Maybe change my name Report the losses, grab the claim "It's a shame, it's such a shame" We're pissing away our time 'Cause we're pissing away these beers No monumental moment ever came from saying "Come on, dude, just take one more shot"

✯ Re-do, Modern Baseball

@nickisnecromancy's Minerva, @neverendingford's Jasper, and My Sege out at bar for some drinks.

Peter Hajba (Skaven) of Future Crew "War in the Middle Earth" (Re-do) Chaotic Mind (1994)

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Possibly also well-known as the title/loader music from PopCap Games' Alchemy Deluxe. But also, low-key, some really strong synth-metal!

5 + 1 Fic Friday Roundup: Getting a Redo

Some fic where someone gets a chance to do their own (or part of their own) life over.

1. Falling Through Time (AO3) - Hermione Granger goes from a post-war vacation to her hospital bed after the end of term adventure of her fifth year at Hogwarts.

2. lay down your sweet and weary head (AO3) -  Thorin dies. Thorin wakes up the day of the dragon attack.

3. the bridge that always burns behind us (AO3) - Shikamaru and Neji in the past as academy students.

4. World Without End (AO3) - Dorian can’t accept The Iron Bull’s death and sends himself back to the start of the Inquisition. 

5. The North Remembers (AO3 / FF) - Sansa goes from being Queen in the North to scrambling to protect her family as a young girl. 

Bonus: To Go Forward (FF / AO3) - Jon Snow failed as a brother of the Night’s Watch. Maybe he’ll have more success accompanying his father in the other direction. 

Let me be your light

be kind, rewind

Author: Lint

Rating/Warning: Teen and up audience, referenced ED

Chapter Count: 1/1

Description: “I'm alive,” Chrissy says, finally starting to believe it.  “So are you.”

Tags: Alternate Universe- canon divergence, re-do, Fluff, angst, hurt/comfort, Eddie is a sweetie, strangers to friends to lovers, second chances, this is just so cute, fluffy fluffffff, makes me want to cry, mutual pining, Chrissy POV, one-shot, status: completed

Louvre 1980

New intro post :00

Hiya, I’m aerodynamic_ace, or whatever you feel like calling me. 👍

Name? Uhhh, haven't seen her in a while- (i call myself cas? but that’s not my name or dead name?) (Basically call me whatever you’d like. Have a name that you like? Sure, go ahead and use it!)

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I use all pronouns, but some days I can’t do she/her. So, just use it not as much as the others. All terms are fine! Androgynous, masculine, feminine, don’t really care.

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I think we should have a turn of phrase for "I'm not in the right, but I AM annoyed with this situation, so I just need to go bitch to a friend about this before I suck it up and go do the right thing" because more and more I'm finding this is a critical element of functional adulthood.

it's been said before and i'm sure said better than i can phrase it. but really, really - if you like making "i'm going to kill myself" jokes, please try switching to being ironically conceited instead.

anytime something goes wrong, say things like "ah well at least i'm beautiful and charming and everyone loves me." when you forget something, try "my big huge brain is so smart and thinking about too many other very big wizardly thoughts you wouldn't even understand." when you're frustrated by one of your symptoms, start talking like you're in My Immortal. "Life has come for me but my eyes are beautiful pools of gorgeous fire and my hair is amazing. I stuck my middle finger up at life and told it to fuck off and it did."

just... try it for a month or two. try saying the most absurdly self-congratulatory shit you can think of.

i know it's tempting to make suicide or self-harm jokes. and for me at least, a decade ago (!) when someone suggested i stop making those kinds of jokes, i was kind of at a loss for what to replace them with. i wanted to make light of these moments, but genuinely (at the time) my first thought really was suicidal ideation. there was a part of me that even felt like ... i was kind of "making light" of that voice. that if i could say i want to die lol, it would help take the sting out of that genuine (albeit passive) desire. like i could turn my illness into a joke.

when i started complimenting myself instead, it felt awkward and stupid. it felt really, really ironic. what i was actually saying was nobody would ever think this stuff about me, that's what makes it so fucking funny.

but. the effect was immediate. first thing i noticed was the people around me. when i dropped a glass and said ah my skin is too beautiful and sleek the glass has swooned and broken for me, other people were suddenly overjoyed to jump in with the joke. rather than making an awkward moment, we'd both start cracking up. ah princess sleek hands, i've heard of you.

i was 19. i hadn't noticed i'd been making others tense when i said i want it all to end. i know now that it's incredibly hard to know how to walk that moment - do you talk to them about your concern? do you potentially make them uncomfortable by asking if they're okay? do you ignore the situation? do you help them pick up the glass, or do they need to do it by themselves? are they genuinely made suicidal over this small moment? and most importantly, how do you - without professional training or supplies - actually help?

most people want to help you pick up the glass in your life, they just have no fucking idea how to do it. they don't want to make anything worse. they don't want to make assumptions about you. they love you, they're scared for you - and being scared makes people kind of freeze up. it's not because they don't love you. it's because they do.

now when something bad happens, my first thought is how can i make a stupid joke about this. it isn't my brain saying you're a dumb fucking bitch. i spend more time laughing. i spend more time being gentle with myself. i spend more time feeling good.

and the thing is - what's kind of funny - is that you'd be surprised by how many people agree with you. the first time i said i'm too pretty to understand that, someone else said to be fair you're the prettiest person in this room. i promise - you really don't know how kindly your friends see you. but they love you for a reason. they sort of reverse-velveteen-rabbit you. your weird and ugly spots fade away and you just become... the love they want to give you.

go love yourself ironically. the worst thing that happens is that you end up tricking your reflection into actually loving you.

You know a character has really hit their gender out of the park when they're popularly hced as transmasc AND transfemme

PSA to fan creators who don't have a lot of regular contact with children: They are almost always bigger than you think. A 1-year-old baby may already be walking. A toddler is likely already hip-high. A 10-year-old may already be taller than at least one of their parents. A 14/15 year old may already have reached their adult height.