so wait if jesus did come back to earth. we all assume the rapture would happen instantly but what if it was more of a "when the world needed him most, the avatar returned" situation. what if he was just here to help out. how would he go about getting a citizenship in whatever country he decided to reside in. would he even have one. would he get a drivers license. i bet theres like a small specific subset of theology majors alive in the world right now who would love to answer this question if the scenario ever happened so if any of them ever see this post feel free to hmu

April 8th, 2024.

I KNOWW I MADE IT YESTERDAY AND DIDN'T POST I'M SORRY. DON'T LEAVE.

So the story behind this nonsensical drawing is that I was drawing cream in jorts in hopes to find a middle ground between fancy and tomboy and my friend asked me how I'd create a femboy Tails, so here he is. In all his cute glory.

I hc that he wouldn't wear makeup but would wear eyelashes bc why not. He flies, and doesn't have goggles. idk this is just a doodle don't take me seriously I literally made this for fun.

some more mianite as text posts. i need to make an iteration of this series with classic iconic tumblr posts

bonus syndisparklez

fucking love these idiots

horrible news everyone: i currently exist

boats...

i reached into the roiling black fog of our mind and asked it what thoughts it had relating to the ocean and all it said was "our lungs were gills once, a few theseus' ships ago. the air you breathe is the same mist that dusted the knuckles of every soldier in human history. i want to hold my hand out over that great abyss, that nothingness, and feel it ground me, pull me downwards towards it like a leaded magnet" so idk really

do we think that ruxomar had fountain pens or nah because im imagining andor finding out about them and losing his mind because they're so fucking cool

"who radicalized you" ever since i was a child i wanted other people to be treated nicely and fairly because i didnt understand why theyd deserve otherwise and it fills me with disgust seeing how people treat their fellow human beings sometimes

"dont die" is my favorite thing to tell people when they say theyre gonna go do something. going to the store? dont die. going to the bathroom? don't die. going to Mars? don't die. going to write an email? don't die. driving to the gas station? don't die. it fits every situation except for maybe a funeral visitation because then i think thatd be a little bit rude

rule #1 of the world is that love is stored in the kitty cat

the experience of having over a thousand followers on tunglr dot hell

so i'm going to make a new jacket patch

me, sleepy in bed, thinking of my favorite characters being sleepy: obohohhoohohohbheheeeehee yes yessssss Yes YES

if anyone ever finds a way to legit cheat death then my money's on ao3 authors being the ones who do