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mistyyyy · 2 years

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Check out my twilight story on my SFW page! :)

Tumblr keeps on shadow banning so now I have to promote on my other stories 😒

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So tired of reading twilight fics and the new born reader is such a wimp. Can’t hunt, overly sensitive and vulnerable and so damn corny.

Or she goes the route of an “easy transformation” feel little to no pain and doesn’t have the thirst vampires go through. It’s honestly so aggravating.

Like bro no I need a raw vampire reader who fucks up, goes through a traumatizing transformation, kills a couple of people, and fucks up with their gift. And if she does have soft depression moments, she’s “cries” talks to someone and gets over it.

Like bro tuffin the fuck up, you’re not human anymore, get over it. It’s time to change.

Why the hell are you hesitating to kill an animal??? BITCH YOURE STARVING EAT THAT FUCKING BEAR.

FUCK THAT ANIMAL, YOURE MORE IMPORTANT.

Like bro you’re not gonna have everything fucking handed to you when you’re transformed into a vampire, you ain’t Bella bitch. Go eat a damn human and go suck on a bear.

Y’all love writing pick mes when it comes to supernatural stories and I hate that. I love it when the reader suffers because it’s realistic.

Conclusion, be more selfish and realistic in supernatural books. Specifically twilight books.

And before y’all be like “WElL juST wRiTE yOur oWn.” I am…. Just give me a few months bitch.

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Check out my twilight story on my SFW page! :)

Tumblr keeps on shadow banning so now I have to promote on my other stories 😒

#twilight #twilight renaissance #twilight blog #twilight angst #twilight fanfiction #twilight eclipse #ranting about twilight #misty!rants

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dapper-lil-arts · 3 months

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and somehow, that only makes her fall in love more

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pcktknife · 7 months

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idgaf what lauren faust say earth pony pinkie>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pegasus pinkie FOREVER

#kae.txt #i know its her show but like....she dont see the vision and tha pains me (u_u)#ill say this forever but the g4 ponies races are perfect how they turned out and anything different i just dont think would work as well #earth pony twilight is the only change i am remotely interested in #a pegasus choosing to live on the ground and a physics defying earth pony is so much more interesting than a pony thats confined to the #ground cause she from birth Has to be and a physics defying pegasus....cause thats a flying horse #its 5am and im ranting about horses lemme go to bed

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skyward-floored · 2 years

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Linked universe incorrect quotes (assorted) pt. 3

pt. 2

#linkeduniverse #in which Hyrule does not appear sorry bud #linked universe #linked universe memes #linked universe incorrect quotes #lu memes #memes from the floor #I am in a BAD mood #so I’m posting incorrect quotes to avoid ranting about it #dad jokes Time strikes again #warriors knows what women want #and Legend and two are salt mates #*twilight #that last one is my favorite but really I love how all these turned out

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crazylittlejester · 2 months

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Here’s the other chapter I said I’d post today! (for my Big Hero 6 AU)

I just wanna apologize in advance- Wars IS Tadashi- And this is THAT part of the fic

Rip Wars, you deserve so much better 🫶🫶🫶

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bl-inded · 3 months

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The most heartbreaking part about the MohkDay break up, is that once again Mohk is all alone. And this time, he didn't make that choice. He wanted to stay, he wanted Day to be by his side. And he was still left alone

After Rung especially, we know that our boy has severe abandonment issues. And even though we can't be certain her death was preventable by him picking up the call, he blames himself for it. The fact that Day and Mohk have only ever spoken about Rung in surface-level conversations (hell I don't think they really ever spoke about Mohk a lot at all), it hurts sooo much more that Day broke up with him after Mohk laid his heart out in front of the whole family.

I saw a bunch of people talking about how Day refuses to do any emotional labour, and I see where they're coming from. But, i gotta disagree. He did not break up with Mohk because of his trauma. He broke up with Mohk because Mohk was willfully destroying his life to stay with Day. I don't want to say his heart was in the right place, but it was in the right area code at least. I genuinely believe that the "you also pity me" was an excuse because he didn't want to hold Mohk back. I want to believe that he didn't have the time to understand the implications of what Mohk meant when he talked about Rung and he regretted it later.

(I will live in that lie till I'm told otherwise)

But Mohk has never been a fighter for himself. He'll fight in a heartbeat for what Day or Porjai need. He'll put himself in harm's way to protect those he love. But the moment he has to fight for himself, he'll back out. I don't know if this is a post-ep1 flashback thing, but that is what the show has established for us. And so as gut wrenching as his "if that's what you want" is, it's very in character for him.

But just to be clear, now that I've been a rational adult about this analysis of this show and characters. FUCK ALL OF THIS. Like straight up wtf? Who asked for an ep11 conflict huh? Who? P'Aof?? I love you, but WHYYY. My absolute green flag of a man does not deserve this nonsense after everything he's done. So FIX THIS RIGHT NOW.

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hotasfahrenheit · 5 months

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i've been meaning to post something about this since the first episode last week but shout out to wardrobe on Last Twilight for one of the best fake ear plugs i've seen in a show! it's hard to get the fake ones to give the right impression in the lobe since they're a front piece and a back piece that sit on top of the skin to simulate the jewelry that goes through the stretched hole but they've managed it well enough that i've been staring at various gifs and screenshots all week trying to decide if i thought they actually stretched Jimmy's lobe for this or not 🤣

but yeah they've put the pieces of this together tight enough to give a subtle little indent in the skin around the front, which simulates the way that a stretched hole is shaped as opposed to a regular piercing hole which tends to leave the lobe relatively flat, with any jewelry in it not impacting the surface of the skin much if at all.

besides photos of him taken since filming where he has nothing in his ear, the main tell that it IS fake is the fact that the shape of the lobe is still matching his other ear. being at the gauge he would need for a piece of jewelry that size would be probably either a 0 or 00 (8mm-9mm) and it would cause the edge of his lobe to change shape slightly, which it hasn't.

i know this is a weird detail to pay attention to but as a person with stretched lobes it caught my eye and it's nice to see someone get it right for once!

#something about 0 being the size you can still let your lobe come back from to shrink back down to a standard shape and some symbolism there #and how Mhok/Mork isn't a lost cause and can still turn his life around and make things better for himself #weird little wardrobe details in shows #i just appreciate the effort made here because it's done so well #my ears are 0s if anyone was wildly curious after i made this whole lil rant #and they're a lil higher in the lobe than is typical since i had three holes in each lobe and stretched the middle instead of the bottom #i wanted to be able to wear regular earrings in the bottom hole and yes i know there's ways to do that still but this was my solution #i typically wear super dangly earrings in front and small sparkly studs in the top hole with some kind of fun plugs in the middle #last twilight #last twilight the series #ltts #ltts mhok #ltts mork #jimmy jitaraphol

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spursthatjinglejanglejingle · 7 months

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Girl okay not only was it extremely racist to have Jacob's actor cut his hair but in what fucking world. In what galaxy. In what possible combination of the atoms that make up our universe does this not look better than his short hair. I'm a misogynist now because of Stephany Mayer what is wrong with you.

#I'm so pissed genuinely #i know i ranted about this in two different discord servers but i still needed to yell more i feel cheated #AND HE DIDNT WANT TO DO IT. IT WAS AN ACT OF RACISM. WHY WOULD YOU FORCE HIM TO DO IT??? WE ARE IN THE WORST TIMELINE.#🪼#twilight is so fucking racist you guys were not kidding the trive they were based on didn't even get ROYALTIES??? WHAT?????#i feel bad fhat i watched part of the first movie now i need to donate to the tribe now to clense my sins

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me-and-jake · 2 years

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“The Cullens aren’t racist! They just hate werewolves. That’s why they call them DOGS.”

But why?

The reason why I can’t get behind the Cullens is because they literally have NO reason to hate the pack. First of all, the Cullens treaded on THEIR land, when hey could’ve simply went ANYWHEREEEE else. These mfs can live under water if they wanted to. Forks is not the only wet and green place in America, and especially in the world. Secondly, the pack literally does not affect them in any way, as opposed to the Cullens, who’s presence affects the entire tribe, especially the ones with the wolf gene. Thirdly, they’re not even fucking werewolves, so you’re argument is invalid from the start.

If not racist intent, what the hell was Stephanie Meyer trying to do? Like has anyone ever asked this woman, face to face, what THE HELL was she thinking about putting this dynamic into her series? By putting in a REAL—not fake—tribe in her book series, changed their history and stories, and made them into werewolves. And THEN added these white ass vampires and created this “rivalry” and forced this treaty. OH but surprise surprise, they’re not even fucking werewolves! SO WHAT WAS THE POINTTTTT.

I am legit upset by the incompetence of her writing. She writes it as if we should dislike Jacob and the pack by writing them as dangerous, aggressive, etc, but then turns around and says, “No no, you shouldn’t hate them. Jacob is actually one of my favorite characters.” THIS WOMAN IS INSANE.

#I can go on and on about the writing and structure of this series #but im already tired #nobody asked for this rant but I’m gonna give it to you anyways #twilight #jacob black #smeyer

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su-angelvicioso · 3 months

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~Here guys! Have another old creation I never posted (✿◕‿◕)ﾉ 💟✨~

💍💟💎💜✨

I created this moodboard a long time ago based on an old headcanon that came to my mind, but I never posted. I still don’t know why haha. 😅 I gave it a purple theme because I simply love purple.

Headcanon: María’s mate had intended to marry her before his demise.

María discovered an unfamiliar ring interwoven within the underside of the serape that belonged to the love of her life. Placed onto her with a certain gentle admiration that only one who loved her deeply could have done. She’d spent the whole day wondering when she’d give it back to him. It was his after all… she’d woven it herself specifically for him to wear.

She no longer had to wonder.

She wouldn’t give it back to him now even if he physically came back to life and asked for it.

~☔️🌌

She questioned how she hadn’t paid attention to the weird sensation she felt rubbing against her skin while underneath the fabric the entire time, not until it was the only thing left to notice…

Not until it was practically the only thing she had left of him.

She was never bright when it came to romance, so it took her longer than one should to figure out what it meant, why it had been on his person,

and why she had no idea about it’s existence

Not up until that point anyway….

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It’s almost like he knew, almost like life is funny that way. At least, that’s what she tells herself because she couldn’t dare think about what could’ve been, what WOULD’VE been had they not…

She couldn’t spend a second to think about how she would have responded. Would she sob? Would she flick his forehead and say “¡Levántate, tonto!”, would she jump on him and kiss him like some fairytale? She didn’t know.

She would never know now…

There’s a reason she wears white every time she visits his gravestone specifically.

~🕊️💍

#I remember when someone was speaking about her family #explaining how she is clearly not an ‘unfeeling’ person considering her descent into madness #was losing the people she loved most #and losing ALL of them…#along with everything else…#they said she’s known as this ruthless unfeeling vampire… yet she also had a family #they said she was ‘‘basically like the Cullens’’ in terms of having a vampire family unit… and yet… (let me stop this rant here lolz!)#Anyways! my point is I kinda ran with that thinking about how the Cullens ‘believe in marriage’ considering they’re all married #and I thought they couldn’t be the ONLY vampires that maybe still believe in marriage and harbor some religious beliefs from the human days #they certainly weren’t the only ones to form familial bonds as vampires…#but even THAT choice was stolen from her in both her human & vampire life #María sweetie I’m so sorry! (genuinely lol)#maría my beloved #maria #maría #maria twilight #twilight maria #twilight #the twilight saga

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harpoonsnotspoons · 6 days

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If there's a god out there the fucker(s) should give me someone to watch MLP and assorted movies and cartoons with

#I will rant about how much I don't like Twilight Sparkle #I will also lay on your lap and will not allow you to get up #I'm a great person to watch tv with I know #Can you tell I'm not doing great #🕶️🔌

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luna-lovegreat · 6 months

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Uuuurrrghh let's play the game of how long I can resist making another LU character analysis post when I have homework to do........ it's gonna be tonight isn't it. (maybe I can resist enough to put one in drafts and post later? Idk man but yeah I've got ideas that must leave my head)

#I HAVE to do twilight and legends relationship soon #there's so much there!#and the terror trio???!?!?!#I have to rant about these things #also education sucks #I'm doing a fancy college quote Literary Analysis Paper #and I'm like you know this is the same word count requirement I had in seventh grade that I had an assignment for every month #but but it's college so it takes more time so it has to be college level quality so it's not just an essay assignment!#listen I was writing college level quality essays in seventh grade too #this is boring give me at least a ten page requirement to work with #but I'm gonna do an analysis soon #when is determined by my acedemic self restraint #which is next to zero #anyways #linkeduniverse #lu #lu analysis

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yousignedupforthis · 5 months

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I've said this before but now all the more reason why we should go back to really popular books being made into absolutely iconic movie series because there's just a Vibe there that is not replicated in tv shows and also now there's the fact that tv shows are under constant threat of cancellation

#u know like when the hunger games movies and twilight movies and h*ryy p*tter were coming out #and even like divergent or whatever (i will not take this opportunity to rant about divergent)#when those movies came out it was a Moment #but nowadays everything just gets made into tv shows #and sometimes they are good #but often they either get cancelled early so they rush the storyline. or the plot goes off track when they come up with new less good ideas #they should have made each shadow and bone book into a movie. and then made each six of crows book into a movie #or possibly split soc into a trilogy to actually fit everything in

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quadrantadvisor · 1 month

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What if I scripted Stephanie Meyer's "The Host" into a TV show, and I kept all the rad as fuck sci-fi concepts and the messaging about human love and resilience, but I removed all the nasty bioessentialism and openly advocating for teen girls to date adult men. What then?

Probably would keep the focus on Wanda and Melanie's relationship, rather than the love square/jealousy plot. I never liked how after Melanie started "fading" in the book she basically became a nothing character. Also the way she completely lost all sense of self and/or rationality whenever her dude was around was uh. Dumb.

Also the cast of the human survivors are so potentially interesting, but we never spend any time with them. They could have sub-plots! We could get to know them! The funeral scene of that one guy would be way more emotionally effective if he like. Actually had a character before dying.

We're keeping all the alien species as they were described, like the telepathic underwater plants, or the polar bears with hand blades, or the bats who communicate entirely by singing. Also benevolent parasitic communism. That's good as is.

But yeah every scene with Jared or Ian needs to be at least slightly reworked, so we can get them to the level of "flawed yet compelling" instead of "irredeemable assholes". And we're aging Melanie up a few years, that's going to solve a lot of our problems from the get go.

Uncle Jeb and Jamie are mostly good, they can stay. And the basic plotline of the human characters being rightfully terrified of Wanderer because of what her species has done to the human race, but as a result mistreating her, since there's no way for her to adequately communicate she's not a threat to them, and then slowly learning to accept and to trust. Honestly that slaps. I love when characters get the shit beat out of them because of Circumstances. I love when people who think that they have to be enemies, because they have every reason to be, because not only are they on opposing sides but they have actively harmed one another already, decide to become family instead. Favorite storyline, has the same vibes as that one ATLA fanfic where Zuko's taken captive on a water tribe ship, y'all know what I'm talking about [you likely do not know what I am talking about].

Basically The Host would be one of my favorite books ever if it didn't suck so bad. Also no one ever cared about the movie adaptation. A TV show could be so kickass. Thank you for attending my ted talk.

#i was looking through my drafts #it is mostly unfinished fandom rants #this one was already done though #why didn't i post it? presumably i was embarassed to be talking about stephanie meyer's the host #as i probably should be #also i dont know how to tag it because it's half negative #meh oh well #i will do my worst #stephanie meyer #stephanie meyer's the host #smeyer the host #oh also apparently twilight is getting a tv show???????#so maybe this is even relevant???????????????#stephanie meyer negative

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lemme-just-oops · 1 year

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hello :D, can i request for some headcanons about the boys with a mc who isn't great with showing their emotions so they knit them little gifts and plushies to show their appreciation? thank you very much!

Alpheratz: He is a little confused because he does not get presents a lot, and he also does not know what exactly to do with them either. Nonetheless, he is happy about it and says so. If you give him more presents though, you will need to help him organize his room better. Or at least convince someone to go furniture shopping (and building) with Alpheratz so he has a proper shelf to place them on.

Arcturus: You just created a children book story and there is nothing you can do about it now. He will ask you to knit together once in a while, but that is when he does not create 10 years worth of lore for each of the plushies with the most tragic backstories. Sometimes he will cry because of the tragic backstories he gave the plushies, which leads to him messaging you with: "I'm sad. Mr Fluffalot got betrayed by his step-sibling and he is now sad and got trust issues :("

Pollux: "Are plushies not just for kids?", he will ask, while clinging to the present with all his life force. Anyone wanting to touch it will have to rip it from his cold, dead hands. He admits to being a kid, he enjoys childish things like that and if anyone tries to judge him for it, he will defend your hobby with his life. Knitting takes more skill than most people have and the patience it takes would have frustrated him to destroy the world already. So if anyone dares to mock your hobby, he will fight. (He also re-enacts movie scenes when you give him two plushies.)

Sirius: He looks at you, then at the gift. Then he begins talking smoothly, with his tongue dipped in gold. Soon, you realize that the topic escalated, because now he tells you about long extinct animals of Bound Arlyn and how they presumably would be viewed in modern times. No longer does he pay any visual attention to you, gesturing in the air in front of him, so that he does not look at your present and draw your attention back to it. He successfully avoids accepting your presents for a month. And despite his claims that he would not enjoy it, he honors every present. Especially in the case of a plushie, he would keep it next to his bed and when he goes to bed, he longingly looks at it and wonders calmly: "Are you dreaming well, summoner?"

Spica: A simple "Thank you" would probably have been sufficient. But do not forget that this man is held to high standards and minimalism only suits him in decorative aspects. While observing the present closely, he comments about how amazing your craftmanship is and he will estimate how long it took you to finish this. Your effort is greatly appreciated and he will make sure to keep this safe. He might also drop all the knowledge he has about different types of wool. And dare to say that you never tried different types of wool, because he will get you all of them.

Vega: The man is too stunned to speak. He claims that he does not know where to put it, so he asks other sorcerers for ideas. You once walked in on him trying to choke Sirius with the plushie. If you ever make him a scarf or gloves, he will wear them for all seasons except summer. He will also attempt to knit you something in return, because unprompted gifts should be rewarded and he would feel as though he takes advantage of you if he does not make you smile in return. This will lead to one attempt of making socks, a few curses, and one successful scarf. He may be a sorcerer, but he is not familiar enough with magic to create THAT. He hopes you accept keychains in exchange.

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viperbooty · 7 months

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im tired of seeing people genuinely say that Astarion "looks too old". Or get upset when he makes An Expression and theres lines on his forehead when his brows crease or raise, and laugh lines when he smirks. Sorry that the 200 year old abused elf* has signs of Being Alive and not being Etched Marble.

*[i get elves are forever beings but astarion has lived a rough fucking life - he should show signs goddamnit.]

#even the cast of twilight have laugh lines and brow creases and they ARE marble skinned #i have a whole rant about how theres been a very violent upswing of Chasing Youth Forever #but i didnt wanna make this post ten miles long #anyway. this came from seeing a tik tok of a middle school kid and her cabinet full of vitamins creams and etc-#-and was talking abt how she Needed These so she would never look Old #and then saw another tik tok of someone showing off “smooth” astarion and the comments talking abt how:#“Oh finally! Now he looks like a real vampire! Now hes actually hot! He looked Sooooo Old before!!”#wringing necks and rapidly aging people out of spite #deal with your own mortality and get out of my wrinkle loving domain #[i always block and move on but im just Feelin It today]

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