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will-o-the-witch · 29 days
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Things I’ve learned about love from working for a divorce attorney
Divorce happens to everyone, there's not a "type." Even smart, well-adjusted people choose bad partners, encounter deal-breakers after you're already married, or simply change over time to where you're no longer compatible.
You can come into your own at any time, and learn to finally stick up for yourself at any age.
There’s no time window for divorce where if you stick together long enough you’ve "made it." Some people get divorced after a year and a half, others after 25 or more. Love will always take work.
People often come in ready to sacrifice everything just to get the process over with, then realize they're entitled to way more than they thought. Don't undervalue your worth just to make things easier. You're entitled to fairness.
I don't care how much you say money doesn't matter in your relationship, yes it does. Keeping your finances separate solves a LOT of conflict. Money is the #1 thing people fight over in the divorce process besides maybe the kids.
Speaking of kids, out of mountains of cases, not once has any parent even suggested the divorce was the kid’s fault.
Life really does go on after a breakup, even a major one. Everyone that comes into our office is a full and complete person just going through a rough time. I think that's important to remember.
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professorllayton · 26 days
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she's so FUCKING cute.
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blind0raven · 7 days
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Aaaaa to finally meet the lovely Dylla Spade!
Ma'am its a pleasure to meet you! Your son is very nice and friendly and I'm a very good friend of his!!!
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Anjxjdn aww its cute how close he is to share what happens in school with his mom
Sorry Ms. Spade no Ace... you don't get to see the usual adventures of dumb moments we all do
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WHO TEASED YOU
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Let her talk Deuce!!! I wanna know more stories!!!~ hehehehe
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Grim don't lie
If anything I'm the one doing that with you, Deuce and Ace with the amount of trouble that they get into nope I am not either as well
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thychesters · 2 months
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this morning ship to wreck broke 800 kudos which is just so. wild to me. what the heck!! you guys are so nice, thank you
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theloveinc · 17 days
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this is a fucking bomb ass recipe yall
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boilbluedenim · 11 months
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they both boys. and they kissin
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I wonder how much my rabbits will hate me if in the week after my trip I take them to the vet for their annual vaccination/check up. (They’ll be due then: so).
Rabbits (probably): vibrating with rage.
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mamahoggs · 1 year
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shout out to all the ff fan accounts that follow me. love you
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clown-bug · 2 years
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every self respecting artist knows it is absolutely necessary that im trying to figure out what the bmi of 6 inch tall human would be while also frantically googling the average weight of north american birds and calculating how much they can carry so that I can know what kind of bird my borrower character could realistically saddle up and ride on like horse 
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will-o-the-witch · 2 years
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Everyone pick up your government-assigned fursona, grab your two colors then combine it with this random animal picker. Tell us what you get and no rerolls, I don't make the rules.
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jay-borb · 1 year
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How many water bottles are in your room right now?
zero in my bedroom but in my sewing room im seeing uhhhhh 2 bottles of gatorade (fit (mango flavour)(citrus flavour))(empty) a reusable water bottle(empty)(needs to be washed)(green) and a can of kombucha(half drank)(current beverage)(strawberry-lime) and ONE water bottle (1 liter)(empty) also a whole unopened case of coke(creations series)(move)(zero sugar) i left on the desk
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blind0raven · 7 days
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I rather try flirting with you if this fuckng game LET'S ME! And if I wasn't a shy dweeb
ANYWAY UH!!!
YAY STARTING WHITE RABBIT FESTIVAL!!! IM LATE!!!
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thychesters · 8 months
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love the fight between urges to watch a movie, watch a show, read a book, listen to music, write, draw, work on any other creative pursuit, only to sit on the phone for the next two hours
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ppnuggiex · 1 year
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      DORMLEADERS x gn reader
    『 riddle ,, leona ,, azul ,, kalim ,, vil ,, idia ,, malleus ,, gender neutral reader    』
  -> painting their nails to match their dorms ,, matching nails
  — fluff ,, sfw
  — just an idea that came to me :D feel free to request !! theyre open !! there are some slight movie references 🫵
- riddle
| • he was a bit reluctant at first to you painting his nails but agreed in the end
| • white black and red is the color scheme
| • on one hand ,, you have the card signs ;; diamond ,, spade ,, heart ,, club ,, and on the pinky is a 'j' for joker
| • on the other hand you have the different things from a familiar movie ,, a white rabbit ,, a crown ,, a cat ,, a little playing card ,, and a white heart on the pinky
| • riddle is quite amazed with your skills ,, enjoying the little ornaments and decorations painted on his nails
| • lord have mercy if someone saw yalls matching nails
| • cater would beam at them ,, and trey would find them cute
| • ace and deuce ,, however ,, have different reactions ,, but they dont really want to be collared so they happen to keep their mouths shut around riddle
| • but around you ,, theyre blabbing about it left and right ,, mainly ace but sometimes deuce chips in a bit
| • in the end ,, riddle enjoys matching with you in a sort of way
- azul
| • another thats reluctant to agree ,, after all he does have an image to uphold and who knows how the tweels will react if they notice
| • but he also gives in ,, noting the happy look on your face when he does
| • your color scheme is a lavender ,, dark grey and an off white color
| • on one hand ,, you paint little marine creatures ;; an octopus ,, an eel ,, a lobster ,, a random blue and yellow striped fish ,, and a tentacle on the pinky nail
| • the other hand consists of little items that happen to be associated with octavinelle ;; azul's contracts ,, jade's mushrooms ,, floyd's basketball (azul wasnt too happy abt it but he didnt say much)
| • though on the last two nails you added the mostro lounge logo and on the pinky you painted it lavender and added grey stripes
| • azul's quite glad he happens to have gloves because the last thing he needs is the tweels noticing the little things on his nails
| • but they notice anyways ,, and maybe you let it slip that you and azul are matching
| • lord have mercy for this man
- leona
| • he dont care ,, just huffs and tells you to do whatever if it makes you happy
| • he pretends to stay asleep during it ,, but he does like the feeling of your hands holding onto his ,, and maybe the thought of matching with you
| • he wont care for who sees it ,, if it makes you happy he'll happily comply with you
| • the scheme is a beige color ,, bright yellow orange ,, and a dark grey
| • on one hand you paint ;; a lion ,, a bone ,, a hyena (leona fusses abt it) ,, a wolf (he also fussed abt that) ,, and a star on the pinky
| • the other hand you kept simple and plain ,, adding a star on every other nail and stripes on the others
| • if anyone mentions your matching nails in a bad manner ,, he'll get on their case immediately ,, telling them to mind their own business
| • he'll gladly match nails with you again in the future though ,, he'll still fuss abt it but he enjoys it
- kalim
| • he happily agrees ! he wants to match nails ! hes so excited for it he can barely sit still as is
| • jamil at first offers to do it for you both but you deny him
| • your color scheme is red ,, black ,, and a gold color
| • on one hand you paint :: a desert ,, a snake ,, an elephant ,, kalim's flying carpet ,, and a black heart on the pinky
| • on the other hand you paint every other nail red and the rest black with gold stripes
| • he adores them ! hes so happy to match with you ,, adoring all the different drawings on them ,, in love with the color scheme
| • if anyone asks about them he'll gladly talk their ears off about how you did them and how they look so cool
- idia
| • you happened to ask him during a game ,, and he got surprised ,, stuttering at first before slowly agreeing to it
| • the color scheme is blue ,, and off white ,, and black
| • on one hand you paint :: cerebus ,, blue fire ,, pain and panic from a certain movie (hercules) ,, and a black heart on the pinky
| • on the other hand you paint every other nail blue and black ,, and add white flames with blue accents to the ones that are black ,, and white stripes to the black nails
| • he likes the nails ,, especially seeing cerebus on them ,, and the idea of matching
| • if ortho finds out his hair will be tinted pink as he tries to distract his brother from the fact that yall are matching nails
| • he loves it though ,, sometimes running his thumb over them and looking over the little designs
- vil
| • refuses ,, flat out refuses ,, he's not too confident in youe nail painting abilities and he doesnt bother to figure out whether theyre good or not
| • but after a bit of begging he'll sigh and give in ,, telling you not to mess up
| • your color scheme is white ,, a prussian blue ,, purple ,, bright red and black to match vils dorm outfit and the dorm itself
| • on one hand you paint :: a rose ,, a poison covered apple ,, an  arrow ,, a potion and a red heart on the pinky
| • so far vil is a bit intrigued at your abilities and lets you continue ,, giving another warning not to mess up
| • on the other hand you paint ever other hand red and the other blue ,, putting black stripes over the blue nails and on the red nails you paint white poison drips with a bit of purple tint
| • he likes them ,, theyre alright ,, not the best hes had but hes touched by the fact you both are matching
| • he offers to teach you how to paint nails better though ,, saying you could use it but nonetheless he's impressed at your abilities
| • when hes alone he gets all giddy about it but shhh ,, dont tell
- malleus
| • hes over the moon ,, you want to match nails with him ?? you want to paint his nails ?? oh ,, love for you ! love for you for a thousand years !! hes so happy ,, even his little fangs are showing when smiles widely at you
| • your color scheme is green ,, black ,, and an off white
| • on one hand you paint :: a dragon's head ,, a thorned flower ,, a bat (to resemble lilia) ,, a lightning bolt (for sebek) ,, and a sword (for silver)
| • on the other hand you paint every other nail green and the rest black ,, putting black stripes over the green nails and white stripes on the black nails ,, though on the pinky you put a black heart
| • hes so touched ,, seeing the little symbols ,, adoring the dragon head you put so much detail into
| • he wont show anyone unless they point them out
| • and of course ,, sebek does ,, astonished that his master has his nails painted
| • lilia is quick to join in with it ,, before he catches the little bat on one nail and decides to leave it be ,, smiling to himself
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0p4l3sc3nc3 · 10 days
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More fem!Tomarry unicorn and doe flavoured thoughts... Blab about the elements i chose for the background under the cut!!
The flowers are rhododendrons (allegedly represent danger) and dog strangling vines (pretty self explanatory name haha). Green eyed animals represent Harry and red eyed ones Tom! The rabbits are mostly there because they're a fun staple of the unicorn tapestries, snakes and lion are pretty self explanatory, wolf is.... Well... I didn't have other ideas for a foil to the lion (if anyone does 👀 I'd love to hear them), and the doves are there for variety's sake.
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I have tomorrow off! Which I need.
But….no relaxing. Barely counts really.
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