Found Family Rp Meme

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“ i've never had a family before. not like this. it's... nice. "

" jesus, don't do that to me ever again! i thought you were dead! "

" blood of the covenant is thicker than water of the womb. that's how the saying goes, you know. not the other way around. next time someone spouts that shit, you correct them. "

" what did that asshole do to you?! stay here, i'll go kick his ass! "

" next time they go after you, you've got my whole hearted permission to punch them in the teeth. "

[ to someone else ] " hey! HEY! that's my kid in there, you hear me?! you wanna go after them, you go through ME first! "

" i love you all... you dumbasses. "

" i'm going to protect you. not because you're blood or i need to, but because you're my family, and i got your back no matter what. "

" who hurt you? huh? hey, you want me to go kick their asses? "

" my parents were never any good at caring for me. i'm... i'm really happy you're here instead of them. "

" i'm putting you down as my emergency contact and next of kin. okay? "

" in my will, you're my dependent. if something happens to me, this bit of paper says you get everything. alright? "

" you're my family. i take care of my family! "

[ said to a threat ] " HEY! YOU WANNA HURT THEM, YOU GO THROUGH ME FIRST! "

" you framed a photo of all of us and put it on your bedside locker. we're family. "

♢      —         𝐁𝐔𝐅𝐅𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐕𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒

“The big moments are going to come. You can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts.”

“I may be dead, but I'm still pretty.”

“The hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Be brave. Live…for me.”

“I don’t understand about theology or dimensions, or any of it, really, but I think I was in heaven.”

“In every generation, there is a chosen one. She alone shall stand against the vampires, demons and forces of darkness. She is the slayer.”

“Passion rules us all, and we obey.”

“Seize the moment, ‘cause tomorrow you might be dead.”

“Strong is fighting. It’s hard and it’s painful and it’s every day. It’s what we have to do, and we can do it together, but if you’re too much of a coward for that, then burn.”

“I could never be your girl!”

“I have feelings for you. I do. But it's not love. I could never trust you enough for it to be love.”

“People don’t fall in love with what’s right in front of them. People want the dream — what they can’t have. The more unattainable, the more attractive.”

“You're not special. You're extraordinary.”

“I gotta look on the bright side. Maybe I can still get kicked out of school.”

“I’m the thing that monsters have nightmares about. And right now, you and I are gonna show ‘em why.”

“I've seen your kindness, and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you, and I understand, with perfect clarity, exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman. You're the One, [name].”

“There is only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil, and that’s us.”

“I don't know what's coming next. But I do know it's gonna be just like this -- hard, painful. But in the end, it's gonna be us. If we all do our parts, believe it, we'll be the ones left standing.”

“I knew it! I knew it! Well, not ‘knew it’ in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn’t know. You two were fighting way too much. It’s not natural!”

“I laugh in the face of danger, and then I hide until it goes away.”

“Hi, for those of you who just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person.”

“Okay. I’m not panicking. I’m not. I’m not. Stop looking at me like I’m panicking.”

“I don't like vampires. I'm going to take a stand and say they're not good.”

“And they say that young people don't learn anything in high school nowadays, but I've learned to be afraid.”

“It's funny how the earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to.”

If I get this post to 2.3k notes before February CHRISTMAS (maybe extended) I’ll reveal a secret identity

aka dream and hob roleplaying again

🐝  *  ―  𝑴𝒀 𝑰𝑴𝑴𝑶𝑹𝑻𝑨𝑳 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺. ( all of these quotes are taken from the infamous fanfic with the same name and edited slightly by me so they don't include wrong spelling and grammar. feel free to change things if needed. )

❛  i'm not related to gerard way but i wish i was because he's a major fucking hottie.  ❜ ❛  well ... do you want to go with me?  ❜ ❛  hey, it's ok i don't like him better than YOU!  ❜ ❛  what the fuck do you think you are doing?  ❜ ❛  my name's [ first ] [ last ], although most people call me vampire these days.  ❜ ❛  no! no! but you don't understand!  ❜ ❛  what is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit?  ❜ ❛  i'm sorry i got all mad at you but i thought you cheated on me.  ❜ ❛  you might think i'm a slut but i'm really not.  ❜ ❛  why are you doing this?  ❜ ❛  fuck off. you know i fucking hat the color pink anyway, and i don't like fucked up preps like you.  ❜ ❛  well if you wanted honesty that's all you had to say.  ❜ ❛  you look kawaii, girl.  ❜ ❛  [ name ] i love you will you have sex with me?  ❜ ❛  god, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard.  ❜ ❛  why can't i just be ugly or plain like all the other girls and preps here?  ❜ ❛  why would you wanna be ugly?  ❜ ❛  i just wanna be with you, okay [ name ].  ❜ ❛  why couldn't satan have made me less beautiful?  ❜ ❛  i'm good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!  ❜ ❛  now i just wanna fucking be with you. i fucking love you!  ❜ ❛  so i guess you're a prep or a christina or what now?  ❜ ❛  oh my satan you have to buy that outfit!  ❜ ❛  as you can see i gave the room a makeover. what do you think about it?  ❜ ❛  i bet he's having a mid-life crisis!  ❜ ❛  no one fucking understands me!  ❜ ❛  no! wait! it's not what it fucking looks like!  ❜ ❛  you mean you'll go fuck him, won't you?  ❜ ❛  okay you can go now, see ya cunt.  ❜ ❛  but what about me? you're not gonna break up or anything, are you?  ❜ ❛  but you are so sexy and wonderful anyway, [ name ]. why would you need it?  ❜ ❛  excuse me but you're going to have to leave.  ❜ ❛  i love you too. i'll ... i'll see you in hell.  ❜ ❛  this is unlogical and does not make any sense!  ❜ ❛  what the fuck happened? am i like dead now?  ❜ ❛  omfg, i can get you back together.  ❜ ❛  whatever you do, don't blame them, you jerk.  ❜ ❛  yeah, i was just trying to make sure you were still the same person.  ❜ ❛  what if you don't like me anymore cause we're from different times?  ❜ ❛  i knew who you were all along.  ❜

sobbing finding out that good ol Bruce is a hoarder 😭 won’t kill his enemies, but crush em with a giant penny to take their shit

prompts:　random quotes + excerpts.

“ you are so vulnerably haunting; your eeriness is terrifying irresistible. ” “ we’re not that different, you and i. ” “ you are a child of the cosmos, a ruler of the skies. ” “ you’re just becoming more of what you’ve always been. ” “ i’m not changing, none of us are changing. everything is fine. lets have a picnic. ” “ my father had the kind of anger all fathers do – loud and terrible. it lingers for your whole life. ” “ girlhood rots between my teeth, a sickness so sweet it aches. ” “ i wished so badly to have my own life, but you wouldn’t let me. ” “ parts of me died in the house i grew up in and i visit them in dreams. ” “ today i heard your name and my hands started shaking. please make it stop, make it stop. ” “ i wasn’t even allowed to cry over any of it, anyway! i wish the only thing that i spilled in my life was milk. ” “ this is not fun! it’s just scary! ” “ but if i hadn't fallen, i wouldn't have met you. ” “ have you let go of the ails that anchor you yet? ” “ have you let this marvelous spinning earth pull you into its arms and sweep you off your feet yet? ” “ i dream, i dream, i keep dreaming. one word in my mouth crystallises like sugar: hope. ” “ the nights get heavy like they always do. ” “ heavy wind, cold rain, and yes the stars. ” “ drifting apart always seems to hurt more as it happens. ” “ i am trying to say: look at me. ‘i am weightless. you make my heart grow light.’ ” “ right now, everything without you is almost sticky-sweet. it tastes like nectar. ” “ can you accept help or are you the eldest daughter? ” “ i swallow a bee for each ill deed done. i am a hive walking. i strain to hear you over the regret. ” “ i knew that it was cruel to be so optimistic, but, in my solitude, i couldn't resist the urge and spent entire days basking in idiotic fantasies, sometime verging on prayer. ” “ grief is not a feeling, but a neighbourhood. this is where i come from. everyone i love still lives there. ” “ there is a certain clinical satisfaction in seeing just how bad things can get. ” “ i was once very close to getting out of here. ” “ there is no moving on. only running away. ” “ i don’t love anyone. well, maybe my sister. ” “ i am infatuated with the private life, and with anonymity; perhaps even invisibility. ” “ sometimes you just need someone to tell you you're not as terrible as you think you are. ” “ i opened my mouth, almost said something. almost. the rest of my life might have turned out differently if i had. but i didn't. ” “ she is still inside of me. i carry her with me wherever i go. ” “ being a confessional human being for me is like a defense mechanism. if i can tell you the flaw before you see the flaw, then maybe it's okay. ” “ being a person didn't come naturally to me the way it seemed to for others. people who were sure of themselves awed me. i studied them and tried to mimic their ease. ” “look back at the mess you've made. try your best to pick up the pieces. ” “ not only had my brother disappeared, but– and bear with me here–a part of my very being had gone with him. ” “ i kinda wish i was buried six feet under ground. but oh god i also wish i was buried in your arms. ” “ we tell our stories differently, don’t we, you and i? ” “ you poor thing. sweet, mourning lamb. there’s nothing you can do. ” “ a golden cage is still just a cage. ” “ although i may not be yours. i can never be another’s. ” “ my mother didn't foresee what was going to become of us as a result of witnessing her despair. ”

Send "Stop licking the damn thing!" to catch my muse licking something they're not supposed to.

bonus if you specify what they're licking!

Rogue: Sorry, sometimes there's a paladin in my head that confuses me

Reoccurring NPC: Oh my father used to hallucinate a paladin sometimes

Rogue: Interesting

QUOTES TO A LOVER, PART TWO *  slightly implied nsfw

my heart beats faster when you take my hand.

you are the only one that made me risk everything for a future worth having.

i fancy myself in love with you.

you know it's you i want.

i'm in my bed, you're in your bed. one of us is in the wrong place.

when i'm with you, the only place i want to be is closer.

maybe i'm too late to be your first, but right now, i'm preparing myself to be your last.

i shouldn't want you this bad.

this feels better than any dream.

bring me your pain, love.

i wanted your kiss to leave a mark. that's how i knew i loved you.

chemistry is you touching my mind and it setting my body on fire.

i fall for your smile every single time.

for thousands of nights i dreamed of making love to you.

you are the one i am lit for.

it's so beautiful when you smile.

i don't want to be one good memory.

i get excited when you describe exactly what you're going to do to me.

your body will haunt mine.

i have been waiting years for you.

i want to feel your skin. i want to breathe you in.

let go of your inhibitions.

i knew from the moment i saw you.

i will die with your kiss on my lips.

you look beautiful wearing my heart.

i crave your mouth, your voice, your hair.

i always want more with you.

tell me you'll always be by my side, or on top of me, or under me.

i don't want comfortable. i want passion.

you burn me.

over everything, i choose you.

i want to be a body for you.

i yearn for you.

at least i'll die with love.

some of the best moments in life are the ones you can't tell anyone about.

no one compares to you.

i want it all tonight.

i want you to cut me, sharpen me.

when it comes to you, i don't like to share.

there's this place in me where your fingerprints still rest, your kisses still linger, and your whispers softly echo.

i long to hold you in my arms.

the solar system and everything beyond it isnt nearly big enough to hold how deeply i love you.

it's not what you show; it's what you have in mind.

while i sleep, i dream of you.

please touch me.

i found you, and now everything is music.

the proof will be my body.

your kiss still floated on my lips.

i bet you know how to kiss.

i want to stop the time so that you're always mine.

i will not go another breath without you.

i want you in the worst way.

my passion for you is intoxicating.

i get carried away when i'm with you.

it took us so long...

i've come to care for you.

i was your exception.

you kissed me. i felt hot wax on my forehead.

i like you most with a smile and without clothes.

as if you were an archer with your swift hand at the bow, the arrows of delight shot through my body.

i will touch you with my mind.

you are enough to drive a saint to madness or a king to his knees.

i want someone who will kiss me like it's the only thing keeping me alive.

this feeling is too big for the universe.

that does something to me.

if i had a camera, i'd take a picture of you every single day.

send "Why are you hiding your tears from me?" for the reciever to be found by sender crying alone

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides ... sentence starters

“Oh! A knife?”

“Walk or die.“

“You're killing her!”

“All part of the plan, yes?“

“Such beauty. Yet deadly.“

“Admit it. You still love me.”

“You are aware of the ritual?“

“You bastard, how could you?“

“Wait! I am with child... yours.“

“I heard where you're headed.“

“How can you say I used you?“

“All die. Even you. Soon, I hear.“

“The lies I told you were not lies.”

“That's very good, may I use that?“

“As do I. Always have, always will.”

Oh no, no, I've seen a thing or two.”

“You're either with us or against us!“

“I can save you. You need only ask.“

“I've actually never been that drunk.“

“He's religious, I believe it's required.“

“Who's to say I won't live forever, eh?“

And how will I get free of these bonds?“

“You lied to me by telling me the truth?“

“Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake.“

“I'm not with you, neither am I against you!“

“You will go. You will return. Or I will kill her.“

“I was wrong. Not every soul can be saved.“

“Maybe you don't believe in the supernatural?”

“I may have had... briefly, mind you... stirrings.”

“Face is familiar. Have I... threatened you before?“

“I cannot save you both. One of you must sacrifice.“

“You've stolen me. And I'm here to take meself back.“

“If not for me, you would never have been captured...”

“I think you might be better off if you just... stay out of it.”

“I'm starting to think you don't know where you're going.“

“It's not the destination so much as the journey, they say.“

“Have I mentioned, sir, what a lovely daughter you have?“

“Mutiny served me well. It gained me an audience with you.“

“Your father saved you. Perhaps his soul is now redeemed.“

“Does this face looks like it's been to the Fountain of Youth?“

“Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it, again.”

“You're the one who insisted on bringing the bloody mermaid!“

“If I don't kill a man every now and then, they forget who I am.“

“How is it we can never meet without you pointing something at me?“

“Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names.“

“Seeing as how you're still alive, I say it's all been very successful thus far.“

“You demonstrated a lot of technique for someone I supposedly corrupted.“

“I thought I should give you fair warning, we're taking the ship. Nothing personal.“

“No, no, no, no, not quite all the way to feelings. More like... All right feelings, damn you.“

“You broke free of your bonds thirty minutes ago, waiting for the precise moment to pounce.“

“You know the feeling you get when standing in a high place, the sudden urge to jump... I don’t have it.”

“My God, you will not take her. If you have taken her, give her back. Give her back...please...”

“I be placed in a bewilderment. There I were, resting. And upon a sudden, I hear an ungodly row on deck.“

“Sailors abandoning their posts, without orders, without leave. Men before the mast, taking the ship for themselves.“

“Better to not know which moment may be your last. Every morsel of your entire being alive to the infinite mystery of it all.“

We shall need a crossbow, an hourglass, three goats, one of us must learn to play the trumpet, whilst the other one goes like this.”

Such beauty. Surely you are one of God's own creations and not a descendant of those dark creatures who found no refuge on the Ark.“

incorrect quotes prompts (1/?)

taken from this generator & this generator! triggering themes & nsfw topics may be present!

❝ i am very small and i have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that i'm under. ❞ ❝ when i see initials carved into a tree with a heart i think it's so romantic. two lovers on a date ... one of them carrying a knife for some reason. ❞ ❝ i'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. neither do i. i have never died even ONCE. nothing has been proven yet. stop making assumptions. it's rude. ❞ ❝ hey, quick question. how petty am i allowed to be? ❞ ❝ i'm not funny, i'm just really mean and people think i'm joking. ❞ ❝ i'm a masochist, not a loser. ❞ ❝ i've come to a point in my life where i need a stronger word than fuck. ❞ ❝ like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am i actually doing? ❞ ❝ i think my guardian angel drinks. ❞ ❝ behold, the field in which i grow my fucks! lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren! ❞ ❝ i said 'no' to drugs, but they wouldn't listen. ❞ ❝ i'm not a morning person. i'm barely even a person. ❞ ❝ i'm a nice person, but i'm about to start throwing rocks at people. ❞ ❝ well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. it was because shut up. shut up is why. ❞ ❝ i came out here to attack people and i'm honestly having such a good time right now. ❞ ❝ i'm the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room. ❞ ❝ died and came back as a cowboy, i call that reintarnation. ❞ ❝ could you maybe just like ... stab me ... right in the gut. just REALLY twist it in there. 'cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation. ❞ ❝ i'd like to offer you moral support, but i have questionable morals. ❞ ❝ i wish i was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a 'i can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences' kinda way. ❞ ❝ my ultimate goal is to punch god in the eye, just to spite him one last time. ❞ ❝ i would say i outdid myself, but i'm always this good, so i simply did myself. ❞ ❝ i just wanted to say that over the years, i have come to regard you as ... people i met. ❞ ❝ i'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on. ❞ ❝ you treat an outside would with rubbing alcohol. you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol. ❞ ❝ it's not ugly, just aesthetically challenged. ❞ ❝ you'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but i made a mistake. ❞

Colm Meeting Wylan: Seriously, I thought you could do better Jesper: But I love- Colm: I was talking to Wylan

🖕 + to send my muse a rude ask.