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scarlettflame19 · 2 years
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Y/n: No, no. He made fun of me for getting Capri-Suns, and then he DRANK 8 OF MY CAPRI-SUNS!!
Wanda: Y/n, your 17 and your arguing over Capri-Suns
Y/n: Wands, either you ground him or I fight him and there’s two options
Pietro: My fists are already up
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marvelflame2010 · 2 years
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Steve: Hey everyone, happy Thanksgiving
Y/n: Shhhh
Steve confused: Um, are we keeping Thanksgiving a secret this year?
Y/n: No dad, we’re playing this new game I learned at school. Basically you have to name all of the states in 6 minutes
Steve: What, that’s insanely easy
Y/n: Yeah, it’s a lot harder than it sounds. You always forget at least one or in some cases *looks at Pietro* 14
Pietro: It’s a stupid game and I wasn’t playing against anyone so technically I didn’t lose
Steve: Pietro, you forgot 14 states?
Pietro: Nobody cares about the Dakotas!
Steve: I just taught you the states yesterday
*The timer rings*
Y/n: Okay time’s up
Tony: I got 48
Y/n: Oh that’s not bad. Peter?
Peter: Yeah, I got tired of naming states so I decided to name the types of celery. And I have 1 type of celery
Tony: *confused and worried dad*
Y/n: Ok, Uncle Tony has 48 and Peter has the lead...in veggies. Wanda?
Wanda slams her notepad on the table: Say hello to the new champ of Y/n’s dumb states game.
Steve: Wow, how many you got?
Wanda smiling: 56
Steve: *fed up that now he has to teach Wanda and Pietro the states AGAIN*
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firegal19 · 11 months
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Pietro: You never know when you’re going to find your dream person, Y/n. Anyone on the street could be your happy ever after.
Y/n: It feels like you looked up, “How to talk to your bisexual friends.”
Pietro: …Yeah, I did. Did it help?
Y/n: A little, yeah
Pietro: That was the plan!
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fandomnerd9602 · 3 months
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Pietro: where have you been?
Wanda and Y/N, their hair total messes, look to one another...
Wanda: nowhere
Y/N: out...uh...nowhere
Pietro: well which is it?
Wanda: out nowhere.
Pietro: sestra you haven't responded to Vis' date request
Y/N: I read her answer loud and clear-
Wanda ribs Y/N...
Wanda: I'm just not interested in Vis.
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Professor X: My favourite X-Man is Quicksilver because his ability is quite literally running away from his problems
Quicksilver: Aww thanks
Magneto: Jealous you can't run away at all?
Professor X: Jealous I chose my husband's son over my husband?
Magneto: yes
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in-correctxmenquotes · 7 months
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Erik: if I punch myself and it hurts am I strong or weak.
Pietro: strong.
Wanda: weak.
Charles: A dumbass is what you are.
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rxmqnova · 5 months
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Pietro: Just what I was afraid of. You guys are still together.
Wanda: Well, of course we are together. That's what you do when you're dating.
Y/N: Yeah. When you're married is when you do things separately.
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Some Avengers Text posts
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hakunawakanda · 10 months
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Erik: come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Peter: you were flirting with Charles.
Erik: so what? He’s my partner.
Peter: you asked him if he was single.
Erik:
Peter: and then you cried when he said he wasn’t.
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chaotictasha · 2 years
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Incorrect quotes#107
Pietro: What do you think Y/n will do for a distraction?
Peter: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock or something. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Peter: … or they could do that.
[✨Y/n being Y/n✨]
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lauriel816 · 1 year
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Erik: Charles made me care about stupid things.
Raven: Like what?
Erik: Family. Humanity. My well being.
Charles:*happily making cupcakes in the kitchen* Don’t forget Peter!
Erik: And *gags* Peter.
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toodles-me-doodles · 2 years
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X-Men Alternate Timeline: a summary
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headcanonthings · 1 year
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Clint: I'm not a father figure
Bucky: What are you doing?
Clint, holding a knife over a sandwich: Pietro doesn't like the crusts
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firegal19 · 1 year
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Peter: ARE YOU
Y/n: Fucking
Peter: KIDDING, YOU
Y/n: Fucking
Peter: IDIOT!!!
Pietro: What was that?
Y/n: Tony banned Peter to swear so I’m helping him
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fandomnerd9602 · 3 months
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Wanda approaches Y/N…
Wanda: you’re a robot created by Stark?
Y/N: yes.
Wanda: you single?
Pietro: sestra?!
Wanda: sorry! Y/N is just so attractive!
Y/N: if I could blush I would. Will you be the center of my world?
Wanda blushes…
Pietro: I can’t even.
Pietro runs out…
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devilgenics · 2 years
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(Y/N), tending to Peter's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Peter: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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