Me: “today I learned you can fart out of your vagina!”
My brother: “that’s called a queef you dumbass”
Me: “today I learned you can queef put your vagina!”
My brother: “that’s the only place you can queef.”
Me: “today I learned you can queef!”
My brother: “You can, I can’t I’m a male.”
Me: “today I learned I can queef!”
My brother: “Great! I wish we never had this conversation!”
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"Think twice before you speak to my boyfriend like that" - FizzarOzzie (my-dark-lord)
Think twice before you speak to my boyfriend like that" - FizzarOzzie (my-dark-lord)
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Ozzie confronts Blitzo aside and has a lil chat
Fizz isn't aware of anything, he's playing with his babies
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(Imagine if you will, the two reconcile and become friends again slowly, now that you have that in there, BF Ozzie just wants to make sure Blitzo knows where he stands after all the damage he caused his Fizzy-Pop)
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"Thanks for the'a invite, Fizz!" I say as the door is answered.
"We're try'n the whole friends thing again so, why not?" He asks in that rough way he now spoke since the accident, no hint of malice to be heard.
I think privately to myself about living with a Sin and how it must be hard, sure Fizzarolli had robotic limbs but still-
Things would be hard to get to without them surely?
He got them refurbished, taken in for upgrades!
How did he do things then? All up to Ozzie alone? That didn't sound like Fizzarolli!
My question on this matter is answered however as he steps aside and lets me in.
He's holding open a door HIS size I now realize. This one cut out of the bigger one. He's standing on a doormat for an Imp. A larger one beneath it.
Around me I see different size items from couches to chairs to books, to pillows, hell, as I'm being led in further, Fizz shows me where the toilet is. A toilet OUR SIZE!
But my mystified wonder comes to a halt as soon as the Sin himself steps into the living room of the home and stands back a bit, watching his partner leading me along the main part of their house.
"There's my handsome Rooster~" He announces and prances over towards the Embodiment of Lust.
He's absolutely MINUSCULE compared to the Sinner, could easily be crushed in a hand yet-
He's scooped up carefully into those huge fluffy blue arms of his and tenderly clucked at, purred to, and peppered with kisses until the Imp in his arms points me out with a spark in his eyes.
"You remember Blitzo, right Daddy?"
I kinda wished I could fall into a hole right about now as his partner looks in my direction and all six eyes turn cold and hard!
I gulp and smile lightly, hand up to wave hello.
"The babies are done with their bath, Mommy~" He returns instead, turning back to Fizzarolli still in his arms.
'Babies?'
I knew Fizz was intersex but..
He couldn't have actually WANTED kids, right?
"Thanks, Ozzie~" Fizz chitters happily before getting off his partner's large shoulders and calls over his shoulder, "I'll bring them out!" Then hurries to another room, leaving me with King Asmodeus alone in the living room.
I speak up first, trying to sound genuinely happy, "Sooooo, you and Fizz have babies, hu? Congratulations!"
But my tail curls between my legs as I back up, the large Sinner towering over me with a single menacing step forward.
"Think twice before you speak to my boyfriend like that!"
I need not ask what he meant-
All these years apart and it was finally being seen through together after a major change of lifestyles!
I dare never say anything like that again, I really did miss my old best friend!
"You have my word, Ozz-"
"And it's Asmodeus to you, little limp dick Imp!" He hisses before leaning back upwards, towering over me in another way just as Fizz comes back with a pile of fly/dogs following him excitedly.
"You caught us during bathtime~" Fizz explains, smiling as three of the five dogs spin around him, one in his arms and the last coming up to me like he could take me out, barking and growling like crazy.
"That one is Boner~"
I deadpan.
Reaaaaaaaally?
"These three are Bondage, Cuffs, and Lube~"
I can't even!
"And that one's name is, let me guess, Sex, Cum, Thrust, Musk-"
"Queef!"
Queeeeeef?
"A rescue from Pride Ring~"
He holds of the dog/fly and baby talks it, snout to its own, "Ya he's very attached, very sensitive~"
He turns the dog so's I can see him better and I flinch.
It looked like it had been shot in the fucking head!
"Ya, his old owner basically tried to kill him cause he was 'too annoying', well I don't think he is, right Ozzie?"
The dog had half a face! It twitched and shook like a leaf! Its eye was HUGE with fear as it looked my why but softened when Fizz cradled him close and kissed his remaining ear.
"Fizz-Bubble was the first person this little guy ever neared and so we got him then and there~" Asmodeus purrs, leaning down and getting swamped by the rest of the dog/flies.
"You always were good at attracting people who needed someone, Fizz!" I confide and he side eyes me.
I see him smile slightly but gain no thanks or response.
Instead he holds up Queef and says proudly, "Blitzo, these are mine and Ozzie's babies~"
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