Asparagus and Blue Cheese Avocado Toast For a quick lunch or afternoon snack, consider adding cooked asparagus and blue cheese to your avocado toast.

Quarantine 2: Terminal (2011)

me: I just really want to live alone out in the woods without roommates

relatives and more outgoing friends: I don't know, that always sounds nice at first but it can get really lonely after a while. you might not like it as much as you think.

me: haha sure

me, two years into living alone out in the woods: ... yeah they didn't know what they were talking about, this is fucking great

Baked Feta And Tomato Pasta

Zeroses~ I'm doing well with Taerae so you don't have to worry about us ❤️ Tomorrow is Sunday! I ate pancakes every weekend in Canada I want to recommend it to you! [Gyubin says I can't cook ㅠㅠ ] Cooking with Matthew 👨‍🍳: - pancake mix - Water (or for a richer taste use almond milk) * mix until the texture is thick (if the batter is too watery the pancake will fall apart) - make sure to have a nonstick pan and put heat to medium * try to only flip pancake once!!! Then they taste better * Lots of trial and error needed to learn kekeke My favorite toppings on 🥞 - Banana 🍌 and peanut 🥜 - Strawberry 🍓 and whipped cream 🍦 - Nutella and a side of maple syrup Dessert: - mix frozen blueberries🫐 with yogurt 😋 If you eat it like this, your stomach will be happy. If your stomach is happy then you will be happy and then I will be happy too. So let's always be happy hahaha I love you~

Seok Matthew — Twitter Update 230805

wishing i was a good writer bc then i’d just write stuff about joker out on various uk daytime tv and britcom shows

EVERY fantasy book EVERY scifi novel every starwars movie every post apocalyptic show. I ask, WTF??? The same same question EVERY time. Say it with me - WHERE’S THE FARMING?

o boy new life series cant wait to Stop Watching As Soon As Someone Permadies

well I've still got all these potatoes and onions. omce I finish this batch of soup there is simply nothing stopping me from going to the store and buying more leeks and parsley and stock and making More potato leek soup...

New password ep

Im one hour in.

if I live to see the end of midterms week I will start rewatching naruto who's with me

I left a huge rant in my drafts about what a horrible go of it I had lately and how terrible my mental health is, but it’s made me realize something kind of startling that’s freaked me out. I’ve stopped eating unless it’s something I’ve contributed to financially or with labor because I’m so stressed about cash.

When I went east to stay with family and help them move, I would only eat peanut butter and bread unless we had dinner together, and then I would only have one serving. My uncle felt disappointed I didn’t ever drink with them, and I explained I wanted to be a sober driver, which was true, but more than that I simply didn’t want to run up anyones tab or drink their expensive beverages, so I only had water.

And I’ve been doing that at home ever since I lost my job. Normally, I don’t eat anything except the dinner I cook for everyone. Now during quarantine I turn down offers of food and have been eating airplane snacks I stashed in my bag.

Which is all so stupid to do when I’m lucky to have a safety net such as this that is offering to feed and house me. A lot of people don’t have that. But I can’t do it. I feel sick to do it.

i think if ur just learning how to cook the first thing you should learn to make is grilled cheese (overcome fear of stove) and the second thing you should learn to make is eggs

so long, cruel world—

another hot take: boxman isn’t actually a bad cook/baker he just constantly gets interrupted distracted or thrown off in one way or another by someone or something every single time he tries (mostly his robot kids).

be fr why are fish glorious

They look funny and taste good what else