Prof: Did you know they often find semen at the site of arsons?
Ryan: That's right, because they really get off on it.
Prof: They do.
Ryan: They enjoy watching their work.
Prof: I can't even imagine that.
Ryan: Yeah.
Kwesi: What the fuck?
The Scandalous Life of France’s Bisexual Opera Icon • Puppet History Season 6 Episode 4 Jul 28, 2023
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The Professor in Watcher Weekly 01 // Sam Dunk (a fan present for Ryan) in Watcher Weekly+ 125
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Well, Ryan, looks like you got your little trophy.
Yeah, I guess I did.
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Are you a ghost?
What kind of question is that? Come on.
You got eaten by a dinosaur, I think it's a pretty fair question.
PUPPET HISTORY 5.01:
How Hippo Meat Almost Saved America
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