#punny puns
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A lambslide sounds wooly baaaad
#dank memes#fresh memes#funny memes#memes#lol#punny puns#horrible puns#punsfordays#lambcore#my sheep
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Eepy boy warm up doodles uwu
Reblog this with a pun if ya can pls 💖
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I was going to make a joke about the Vietnamese, but I’m scared Tumblr might Báhn Mì
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Loads Of Shakespearean Puns
Porsha: Daddy, this is hard! Help me study this King Lear stuff!
Buster: Knock it off! You’re making ‘Much Ado About Nothing’!
{Tumblr laugh track}
Porsha: Daddy! I hear that scary laughter again!
Artica: You’ve been the subject of Tumblr stuff for, what, two years now? I would think you’d be used to it by now! Mr. Moon, will you please prepare a chocolate peanut butter meal replacement shake for me? Be sure to prepare it just as…
Buster: I know! ‘As You Like It’!
{Tumblr laugh track}
Porsha: There it is again! DADDYYYYYYY!
{Tumblr laugh track laughs harder}
#sing 2021#sing 2016#sing buster moon#sing artica#porsha crystal#shakespeare#punny puns#ditziness makes people laugh#at least a Tumblr laugh track would be more sincere than the television ones#they almost never use live studio audiences anymore#I miss Just Roll With It!#At least the Disney Channel did something new with that!#before the stupid pandemic of course#source: Mama’s Family sitcom
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#old tumblr#leprecon#leprechaun#punny#punny puns#pun#fantasy#fantasy pun#st patricks day#st patrick#leigh valley#pennsylvania#pa#rainbow#rainbows#many such cases#like wow#thats impossible#too many#so many
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I got two (2) new mugs... aaaaand it was 11:07 PM after a log day, aaaaaand I was tired, aaaaaand I have Plague Doctor plushes, soooooooo.........
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I'm fr the corniest gf 🤣 he got a new job so I had to 🤪
#alt gf#gf#corny#punny puns#punny#puns#had to share#bf#lunch for babe#lunch#lunchtime#oreo cookies#nuts#liquidiv#liquid iv#IV
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Everybody around Medusa was stoned. She might as well have been a drug dealer.
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I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.
#funny#lol#funny jokes#haha#lmao#fypage#fypforyou#hilarious#lolz#memes#for you puns#puns for you#puns#punny puns
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Egg Salad-nt lapel pin, coated with uv resin.
#lapel pins#kawaii pins#cute pins#pin addiction#etsy owner#etsy store#etsystore#artists on etsy#etsyshop#etsyseller#handmade#shopsmall#resin pins#uv resin#pin collector#punny puns#punny#pun time#pun very much intended#secret sheepie#artists on tumblr
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"Ooh a mallard. Ouch, my head!!"
#dank memes#fresh memes#funny memes#memes#lol#funny but true#so true#me irl lol#funny but not funny haha#oh no lol#punny puns#punsfordays#horrible puns#puns#duck#duckposting#mallard duck#i love ducks#duck season#ducks#heads up#head#head injury tw#head injuries#bad design#architecture#bad architecture
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Fell just teleports Fell Prince to the part of the void coverd with tons of stress relief toys etc before vibing with Classic
*Ok be honest with me here...whats your thoughts knowing me & Ruby Red are a couple?
Fell slightly smirks
*I know you’re already thinking of a pun before you even say your answer & can’t deny it though
I think you killed him.
#punny puns#mirror!sans#the fells#fell x ruby red#fell!prince#fell!sans#undertale au#undertale multiverse#utmv#well you knew that was coming#prince calm down it wasn't even that funny#bro chill#yeah haha#ok that's enough laughing#...#someone help him please#undertale fandom
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So just in case you ever think no one in the past was ever That Fucking Guy, Bohemian (the place not the aesthetic style) proto-Protestant church reformer Jan Hus was not only chose to be burnt at the stake for heresy *wearing a fucking hat with little demons on it*, but his last words (in translation) were “You can burn a silly goose (Hus meaning ‘goose’) but greater birds shall follow after me.”
Jan Hus was very definitely That Fucking Guy.
#medieval history#early modern history#jan hus#punny puns#heresyposting#history#that guy#protestantism#church history
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In time for da Spooky Month, I made a “Cereal Killer!”
(heh heh, get it?)
He took FOREVER (and a day), but my snuggle-wuggle-huggy-pump-a-lumpkin Killer is ALWAYS worth it.
Wanna see how I made ‘im?
Click the link to my channel!
youtube
Once again I had my kiddo pose, and then turned ‘em into Killer!!! My kid is sooooo patient with me, I’m lucky he puts up with my shit, lol 😅
Now. Go eat some breakfast! Or breakfast for lunch! Or dinner! Or a snack!
Just go eat some cereal already…
#i’m hungry#I just want a taste#of that yummy boy#I mean cereal#cereal killer#I made a pun#punny puns#so punny#killer!sans#killer sans#utmv#something new#bad sanses#nightmares gang#Youtube#halloween
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