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mewkinscreations · 7 months
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All hail the pumpkin pie!
Fun fact fales favorite desserts is Pumpkin pie >:D
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justgowithitplease · 4 months
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Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, and Tim Drake HCs!!
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Dick Grayson:
When I tell you this man would not leave you alone while drunk....
One glass of whiskey and he's fine
Two glasses? You will be stuck to him for the next hour or so
When in public he always has his Arms around your waist, shoulders, hips,
really anything that qualifies as being able to hug you in public without it seeming too weird
expect random wing-dings (his version of the batarang) stuck in the wall next to the bedroom light switch
He's too lazy to get up from cuddling you so he uses his horrible wonderful ranged weapon skills to shut the lights off
Has definitely tazed himself in the balls at least 10 times
Cannot spell 'indubitably' for the life of him, Too many vowels
Failed history as a child and now has a vendetta against George Washington
Spells the British way on 'accident' (totally not to spite George Washington)
Has definitely snorted an entire pixie stick for a quarter
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Y'know that scene in ELF where buddy's in the shower and he's to tall for it? That's him
Has accidentally braked his motorcycle too hard and flipped
Corner of the mouth kisses are a must
Would rather stay in than go out for date night
Why get dressed up in uncomfortable clothes and pay for overpriced food when he could cook some reasonably priced and tasting food and wear sweatpants and a hoodie
Has made it a rule that there will be no children in the house
Made this rule purely against Damian
Also has a rule against pets
Which is why he complained for, like, three days after you got your cat, Bacon (see another fic!!)
About a week after, he had fixed his sleeping position so the cat wouldn't be crushed if it slept between you two
Speaking of which, if that man falls asleep, he will not move
Man sleeps like a stack of bricks on leveled concrete
A bit sensitive about his scars, but has learned to love them
Has an allergy to kiwi
Gets flashbacks frequently, and you're one of the only things that can get him to calm down
This man is more whipped than the cream on top of pumpkin pie
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DnD and MtG nerd
made a pure crab deck based on the three-card landfall and got smacked by Damian
No other option
Poor sleep deprived man has drunken soy sauce instead of his coffee while trying to cook for you
Has alligator rolled in his sleep then gotten up, just to trip and hit his head
Hates thick sweaters
This man absolutely refuses to fall asleep if you're not home (not like he's gonna sleep anyways)
Secretly loves telanovelas
Speaks Spanish, Dutch, Russian, and Arabic
Wanted to be an astronaut when he was a kid
has slide-on slippers, cannot handle the ones that go around his heel
The only blankets on his bed are weighted blankets
All the covers are purple or taupe
Has a state information book he reads on road trips
Dresses like Eddy Burback/Ted Nivison or Mr. Rogers in his civilian life
No inbetween
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spinningalbinoturtle · 4 months
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Thanksgiving headcanons for the Lotr crew
Its hosted in Rivendell but Elrond lets people extend the invite to others so everyone comes
Sam is in the kitchens from 6am cooking a million things-he also brought several side dishes premade
Frodo is all over the decorations and setting the table but he also made some cookies
Arwen is also very particular about this particularly the table
She has made a seating chart which she hopes will minimize squabbling
She has also set some ground rules like no dissing on your child’s interracial marriage (for Elrond and Thranduil)
Bilbo helps Sam cook in the morning but then he starts drinking around midday and doesn’t stop til he is dragged to bed by Frodo and Erestor
While Elrond is hosting he doesn’t do much just sits around and judges
He and Thranduil will be breaking Arwen’s rules
Thranduil and Gloin out drink Bilbo. They are having a silent drinking contest which has not been spoken of. Each one just decided to out drink the other
Thranduil wins cause he drinks like three bottles of a wine a day
Gimli and Legolas are just trying to avoid their parents
Thankfully Arwen sat them at the opposite end of the table
Unfortunately near Elrond who asks several awkward questions about how elf/dwarf sex works (he’s curious from a medical standpoint)
Bilbo drunkenly tells them how he had a dwarf boyfriend once so he totally understands what they’re going through at which point Frodo cuts off his wine supply
Frodo is actually trying to slow down Bilbo’s drinking all evening but with little success
Elladan and Elrohir have bonded with Merry and Pippin who introduced them to pipeweed. The four of them are stoned out of their minds and consequently eat more than everyone else. Arwen doesn’t understand what’s wrong with her brothers.
Aragorn is in charge of the turkey. Its excellent
He is mostly trying to hide from Elrond the whole time
Boromir tries to assist him with helpful turkey roasting tidbits but Aragorn would rather just do it himself
Eventually he assigns Boromir to the stuffing- its actually not bad
Erestor keeps Elrond occupied, they hang out and play chess in the middle of all the chaos
Glorfindel is the guy who is just ready for the holiday season to start
He keeps pestering Maglor to play Yule carols but Elrond’s rule is not until after dinner
Gandalf sits around and smokes and occasionally yells at Pippin. He takes turns hanging out with Bilbo and getting him drunker, hanging out with Elrond and Galadriel
Galadriel intimidates everyone no one knows where she was before or after dinner
Celeborn brought lembas rolls and cranberry sauce
Faramir makes a mean pumpkin pie
He’s just happy to be included. He fangirls over all the elves who indulge him mostly
Eowyn is enjoying watching the antics. She can’t cook for shit so she doesn’t bother to help with that but she does help clean up
So do Merry and Pippin but only because Gandalf forced them
Eomer brings “traditional Rohirric appetizers” and its smoked horse meat. Pippin and Sam are horrified to learn this.
Everyone has their favorite: Sam’s is obvs PO-TAY-TOES. Frodo likes cranberry sauce. Merry inhales stuffing. Pippin loves rolls.
Drunkest in order of most to least would be: Thranduil, Gloin, Bilbo, Gimli, Merry, Pippin, Legolas, Aragorn (but you can’t tell), Eomer, Eowyn, Glorfindel, Sam (he would’ve drunk more but he was busy cooking), Elladan, Elrohir (they’re so high they don’t drink much) Arwen (not a big drinker), Frodo(alcohol fucks with his anxiety so he just has one glass of wine) Faramir (who’s a teatotler cause he thinks if he did drink he’d become an alcoholic).
Lots of songs are sung before people start to retire for bed
Legolas and Gimli have sex really loudly between their fathers’ rooms to annoy them
Galadriel shows up around midnight and helps finish cleaning up
The clean up crew includes Eowyn, Merry, Faramir, Pippin, Gandalf, and Legolas and Gimli. They have a great time.
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limeysims · 2 months
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felassan · 5 months
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Dragon Age: The Official Cookbook: Tastes of Thedas lore compilation / notes / thoughts [Part 1 of 2]
(Link to Part 2, in text form (pls copy-paste) as Tumblr won't let me add it as a normal link: https://felassan.tumblr.com/post/732826339350102016/dragon-age-the-official-cookbook-tastes-of)
Reference, info & general observations/ramble post ◕‿◕ (Post contents under a cut, in case anyone would rather not read cookbook spoilers. also due to post length)
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This post is part 1 of 2, as it was getting rly long.
Dishes by type
Starters & Refreshments: Eggs à la Val Foret, Nevarran Blood Orange Salad, Fried Young Giant Spiders, Stuffed Deep Mushrooms, Rivaini Couscous Salad, Crab Cakes from Kirkwall, Fluffy Mackerel Pudding, Snail & Watercress Salad, Cave Beetles
For the Road: Spiced Jerky, Grey Warden Pastry Pockets, Pickled Eggs, Unidentified Meat, Seheron Fish Pockets, Fereldan Hearty Scones, Crow Feed, Black Lichen Bread, Hearth Cakes, Peasant Bread
Soups & Stews: Merrill's Blood Soup, Fereldan Potato and Leek Soup, The Hanged Man's Mystery Meat Stew, Fish Chowder, Sweet and Sour Cabbage Soup, Lentil Soup, Nettle Soup, King Alistair's Lamb and Pea Stew
Main Courses: Stuffed Cabbage, Antivan Gnocchi, Antivan Paella, Grilled Poussin, Gurgut Roast with Lowlander Spices and Mushroom Sauce, Nug Pancakes, Fish in Salt Crust, Roasted Wyvern, Nug Bacon and Egg Pie, Starkhaven Fish and Egg Pie, Cacio e Pepe, Turnip and Mutton Pie, Smoked Ham from the Anderfels, Roasted Turkey with Sides
Sides: Sera's Yummy Corn, Stuffed Vine Leaves, Honey Carrots, Nevarran Flat Bread and Yogurt Dip
Sweet Delights: Blancmange, Poison Stings, Dalish Forest Fruit Cobbler, Dwarven Plum Jam, Sour Cherries in Cream, Treviso Energy Balls, Rice Pudding, Goat Custard
Baked Goods: Antivan Apple Grenade, Found Cake, Varric's Favorite Cinnamon Rolls, Croissants, Cherry Cupcakes, Chocolate Cake, Varric's Favorite Pastries, Sugar Cake, Lamprey Cake, Tevinter Pumpkin Bread
Drinks & Potions: Lichen Ale, The Hissing Drake, Hot Chocolate, Antivan Sip-Sip, Dragon Piss, Rivaini Tea Blend, The Golden Nug, The Emerald Valley, Chasind Sack Mead
Notes: These dish 'categories' are from the book contents pages, which can be viewed here.
Dishes by place / culture of origin (DA Cookbook-specific list)
Ferelden: Pickled Eggs, Fereldan Hearty Scones, Fereldan Potato and Leek Soup, Sweet and Sour Cabbage Soup, King Alistair's Lamb and Pea Stew, Nug Bacon and Egg Pie, Turnip and Mutton Pie, Chocolate Cake
Kirkwall: Crab Cakes from Kirkwall, The Hanged Man's Mystery Meat Stew, Roasted Turkey with Sides
Orlais: Eggs à la Val Foret, Grey Warden Pastry Pockets, Honey Carrots, Blancmange, Sour Cherries in Cream, Croissants
Tevinter: Unidentified Meat, Stuffed Vine Leaves, Cherry Cupcakes, Tevinter Pumpkin Bread
Antiva: Crow Feed, Fish Chowder, Antivan Gnocchi, Antivan Paella, Cacio e Pepe, Treviso Energy Balls, Antivan Apple Grenade, Antivan Sip-Sip
Nevarra: Nevarran Blood Orange Salad, Nevarran Flat Bread and Yogurt Dip
Rivain: Rivaini Couscous Salad, Goat Custard, Rivaini Tea Blend
Seheron: Seheron Fish Pockets
Starkhaven: Starkhaven Fish and Egg Pie, Roasted Turkey with Sides
Free Marches: Roasted Turkey with Sides
Anderfels: Smoked Ham from the Anderfels
Avvar: Snail & Watercress Salad, Stuffed Cabbage, Gurgut Roast with Lowlander Spices and Mushroom Sauce, Fish in Salt Crust, Roasted Wyvern
Chasind: Grilled Poussin, Chasind Sack Mead
Dalish: Spiced Jerky, Hearth Cakes, Peasant Bread, Dalish Forest Fruit Cobbler
City Elf: Peasant Bread, Lentil Soup
Orzammar / dwarven: Fried Young Giant Spiders, Stuffed Deep Mushrooms, Cave Beetles, Nug Pancakes, Dwarven Plum Jam, Lichen Ale, Black Lichen Bread
Unspecified (DA Cookbook-specific list): Fluffy Mackerel Pudding, Merrill's Blood Soup, Nettle Soup, Sera's Yummy Corn, Poison Stings, Rice Pudding, Found Cake, Varric's Favorite Cinnamon Rolls, Varric's Favorite Pastries, Sugar Cake, Lamprey Cake, The Hissing Drake, Hot Chocolate, Dragon Piss, The Golden Nug, The Emerald Valley
Notes: Fluffy Mackerel Pudding seems to be Fereldan as it's found in DA:O in this Codex entry at the Arl of Redcliffe's Estate in Denerim. Snail & Watercress Salad isn't traditional Avvar cuisine; though snails are standard Avvar fare, this salad which has them in conjunction with other ingredients is Devon's take on snails that they made for their Avvar hosts. The given Spiced Jerky recipe is Dalish, but the book notes that preserved foods like it play an important role in many different Thedosian cultures. Grey Warden Pastry Pockets are a variation on a tough Grey Warden pastry which incorporates the far more delicate Orlesian puff pastry, that was championed by newer Warden recruits from Orlais. Unidentified Meat is usually served with Nevarran Flat Bread. Black Lichen Bread doesn't explicitly say but is clearly dwarven, as it references "underground" versus the "surface" and the dwarf Garin in Orzammar mentions it in DA:O. Peasant Bread is both Dalish and City Elf. Merrill's Blood Soup could be Dalish in origin as it's a recipe of Merrill's. Devon's Lentil Soup recipe has classic Tevinter flavors in it. Roasted Turkey with Sides is found throughout the Free Marches. Sera's Yummy Corn could be Fereldan in origin as it's a recipe of Sera's. Poison Stings is likely Tevinter as Dorian is fond of it. Rice Pudding could be Antivan or Rivaini as in Thedas you don't see much rice outside of Antiva or Rivain, or perhaps Tevinter or Qunari as it was a dish made by Krem, Iron Bull and the Chargers. Found Cake could be Fereldan as it's based on Dog's Found Cake in DA:O. Sugar Cake was purchased from a surface dwarf merchant and is based on Sugar Cake from DA:O (Feraldan dish? Dwarven?). Lamprey Cake was Devon's pickled lamprey-inspired cake, with pickled lamprey itself being a "singular" (implied: odd) favorite of an Orlesian noble. The Hissing Drake, The Golden Nug and The Emerald Valley are drinks served at the Gilded Horn in Orlais. The Emerald Valley's place of origin isn't given in the book, but we know from this Codex that it includes a spirit that is Orlesian, having been made in Lydes. Going by Iron Bull's dialogue with Varric, hot chocolate/cocoa is not from the south and is rare there. Dragon Piss could be Fereldan as it's based on Dragon Piss which is found in Ferelden.
Alphabetical ingredients / 'foodstuffs and drinks which exist in Thedas' list (DA Cookbook-specific list)
Notes: These ingredients are derived from the dish names and the lore blurbs (which appear to be in-world), not the recipes and associated ingredients lists themselves (which appear to be our world/irl-based). Also, this is a sort of scrappy list with mixed singular/plurals, some repeating stuff (e.g. I know pork, bacon, pig and ham is all "pig"), some non-specific stuff e.g. "herbs", and some stuff that is more 'a combo food' than 'a single ingredient' e.g. "dough", but just go with it ok hh, it's just meant to be a quick 'n' dirty reference list as a resource not a perfect culinary thing:
“Bitter greens”, Ale, Almonds, Antivan pasta, Antivan wine, Apples, Apple blossoms, Apricots, Assorted “forest fruits”, Ayesleigh gulabi goat (a breed of goat from which some goat’s milk is derived), Bacon, Bark, Bark bread, Barley, Beetroot, Biscuits, Black cherries, Black lichen, Blended teas, Blood oranges, Brandy, Bread, Buns, Butter (halla and other types), Cabbage, Carrot, Cave beetles, Celery, Chasind Wildwine, Cheese, Cheese sauce, Cherries, Chicken, Chickpeas, Chocolate, Chocolate cream cake, Cinnamon, Cocoa, Cocoa powder, Corn (yellow and non-yellow varieties), Couscous, Cows, Crab, Cranberry, Cream, Croutons, Currants, Custard (many variations), Cuttlefish, Dark bread, Deep mushrooms (several varieties), Dough, Dracolisk? (in one ‘sus meat’ recipe Devon wondered if it could be this), Dried fruit, Dry cheese, Eggs, Egg-white foam (for drinks, due to the The Gilded Horn’s Drink List codex), Fereldan ale, Fereldan barley, Figs, Fish, Flat bread, Flour, Flowers (over 70 different types of herbs and flowers used for food & drink exist), Giant spiders, Giant? (in one ‘sus meat’ recipe Devon wondered if it could be this), Gnocchi, Goat’s milk, Goats, Grains, Grapes, Grease, Gurguts, Halla butter, Ham, Harts, Herbs (over 70 different herbs and flowers used for food & drink exist), Hirol’s Lava Burst (due to the The Gilded Horn’s Drink List codex), Honey, Hot peppers, Jams & preserves, Jasmine flowers, Jerky, Lamb, Lamprey, Leeks, Lemon, Lemon juice, Lemon verbena, Lentils, Lichen (underground and surface varieties), Lichen ale, Licorice root, Llomerryn red, Llomerryn rum (due to the The Gilded Horn’s Drink List codex), Lurkers, Mackerel, Mango, Marshmallow (presumably meaning both the marshmallow plant and marshmallows, the confectionary that was originally made from the marshmallow plant. The form given in the cookbook is Orlesian guimauves, which accompany Iron Bull’s hot chocolate. “Guimauve” is French for marshmallow), Mead, Milk, Mincemeat, Mint, Mushroom, Mussels, Mutton, Nettle, Noodles, Nug, Nug bacon, Nuggets (nug-gets), Nutmeg (due to the The Gilded Horn’s Drink List codex), Nuts, Oats, Oil, Olives, Onion, Orange, Orange peel, Oregano, Pasta, Pastry, Peas, Peanut butter, Peanuts, Pepper (as in black pepper etc), Peppermint, Pickled things, Pickled vegetables, Pie, Pig, Plums, Pomegranate, Pork, Potatoes, Poussin, Prawns, Puff pastry, Pumpkin, Quillback (in one ‘sus meat’ recipe Devon wondered if it could be this, and in DA:I some NPCs mention it), Rabbit, Raisins, Rams, Raspberries, Red bell peppers, Red grapes, Rhubarb, Rice, Rolls, Royal elfroot (due to the The Gilded Horn’s Drink List codex), Rum (due to the The Gilded Horn’s Drink List codex), Saffron, Salt, Semolina flour, Sheep, Shrimp, Smoked meats, Snails, Sour ale, Sour cherries, Spices, Spinach, Spirits (as in alcohol), Strawberries, Sugar, Tea, Toasted bread, Tomatoes, Truffles, Turkey, Turnip, Tzatziki sauce, Vine leaves, Waffles, Water, Watercress, West Hill brandy, Wheat, Whipped cream, Whiskey (due to the The Gilded Horn’s Drink List codex), White chocolate, White frosting, White Seleny wine, White wine, Wildflowers, Wine, Wraps (soft), Wyverns, Yogurt
'See also' / 'did you know':
Eggs à la Val Foret
Fried Young Giant Spiders: previously made an appearance in the DA tabletop. The player party arrives at Chanra Thaig and sees "Bonfires built inside steel drums provide warm and heat for the dwarves huddled around them, cooking deepstalkers, what looks like the legs of giant spiders, and small rodent-like animals on spits". The dwarves have "fuel, water, and domesticated spiders and nugs in deeper chambers for food".
Fluffy Mackerel Pudding
Snail and Watercress Salad
Cave beetle previously made an appearance in the DA tabletop. They're described as "scavengers and carrion eaters", "black" and "hard-shelled". They're also known as "rock beetles" and are "little more than a nuisance on its own. Dwarves are even known to roast and eat them out of the shells".
Pickled Eggs (from "The Whole Nug" in World of Thedas)
Seheron Fish Pockets: Iron Bull has dialogue where he says "I remember one guy, he made these things - fish wrapped in thin bread". He was talking of a street food vendor in Seheron who had been forced by Tevinter spies to poison his food. Fittingly, in the cookbook Devon narrates that they learned this recipe from a Charger.
Black Lichen Bread: Garin from DA:O had an incident a few years back where he cut himself and some raw lyrium dust got into his blood. Since then it's been hard for him to concentrate and he's forgetful. He mentions bread that's made by using lichen (I think he mentioned that his lunch was a slice of lichen bread). interestingly, like lyrium, the cookbook lore blurb for Black Lichen Bread contains reference to how black lichen is toxic.
Hearth Cakes (from "The Whole Nug" in World of Thedas)
Peasant Bread: appears in The Masked Empire. in the Dalish camp, Dalish cooks prepared a midday meal, which was served along with peasant bread. "It was almost equal parts wheat, salt, and grease, and in lean winters, it was sometimes the only thing that could put meat on a peasant's bones." Michel watches an old elven woman drizzle honey across a piece and remembers his City Elven mother putting a bit of sugar she had stolen from the tavern she worked in on his piece of bread. The cookbook lore blurb for Peasant Bread says it is eaten by Dalish elves and City elves alike in Orlais, with the recipe being "very straightforward, calling for wheat, salt, and grease in nearly equal parts". Also, in The Last Court, Seraultine (Orlesian) peasants are described as eating bread at mealtimes
The Hanged Man's Mystery Meat Stew: in a DAII loading screen, it says that the tavern's feature dish is a stew made from a different mystery meat every morning
Fish Chowder: in DA:O Zevran says "Can you smell that? Like rotting flesh. Just like back in Antiva City. Now if only you could find me a prostitute or two, a bowl of fish chowder and a corrupt politician, I'd really feel like I was home!"
Sweet and Sour Cabbage Soup (the cookbook lore blurb mentions the Orlesian troupe of actors from the show Wilkshire Downs. in this codex they are mentioned along with "cabbage stew")
King Alistair's Lamb and Pea Stew: Alistair and Leliana have this dialogue in DA:O about this dish (Ctrl-F "pea stew").
Antivan Gnocchi: In Tevinter Nights (Eight Little Talons), the Crow leaders eat gnocchi with dinner
Gurgut Roast with Lowlander Spices and Mushroom Sauce
Nug Pancakes, two
Fish in Salt Crust
Roasted Wyvern. Also Isabela has dialogue in Mark of the Assassin where she says "I hope I'm not expected to eat roast wyvern after this." The lore blurb in the cookbook for this dish also references this Codex
Starkhaven Fish and Egg Pie (from "The Whole Nug" in World of Thedas)
Cacio e Pepe: First mentioned in Tevinter Nights (The Wigmaker Job). Illario complains "This isn't Cacio e Pepe" while making a show of tapping his dagger against a plate of leftovers. Lucanis replies "You ordered an Antivan dish in Tevinter. What did you expect?", to which Illario quips "Something edible".
Turnip and Mutton Pie
Smoked Ham from the Anderfels: a servant in Mark of the Assassin offers Hawke and Tallis "smoked ham from the Anderfels. They say it tastes of despair". Tallis replies "Wait, does it really? How can ham taste of despair? Why would anyone eat it if it did?". The servant explains "That's what the importer said. They all talk like that" apparently. This dish is also mentioned in DA:I. After WEWH Dorian says "I hope you tried the ham they were serving, by the way. Tastes of despair. Fascinating". The cookbook lore blurb asserts that contrary to rumors and what the importers say, this ham does not, in fact, taste of despair. Also, see The Jade Ham (tumblr won't let me add it as a proper link: https://dragonage.fandom.com/wiki/The_Jade_Ham), as the cookbook lore blurb references this item and its description
Roasted Turkey with Sides: Roast turkey previously made an appearance in the DA tabletop. Lady Sennova hosts a gala/party in Orlais, which players infiltrate/attend and at which food and drink is served. "The Game is about appearances as much as it is about outright treachery, so a dead rat discovered in the roast turkey could serve as a crueler twist of the knife than an actual twisting of the knife". The cookbook lore blurb references the comic Knight Errant, which involves Sebastian's birthday dinner party
Sera's Yummy Corn (from "The Whole Nug" in World of Thedas)
Dwarven Plum Jam: in DA:O a Diamond Quarter noble dwarf says something like "I will die without my favorite plum jam from the surface!" The cookbook lore blurb references the fact that in Orzammar, jam from the surface, especially jams made from plums, are in especially high demand and cost exorbitant prices
Rice Pudding: in DA:I Krem mentions a time when he, Iron Bull and the Chargers defended a village from fifty bandits. Afterwards the villagers paid them for their services in bags of rice. He says that they made rice pudding after that. The cookbook lore blurb references this story of Krem's
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Antivan Apple Grenade: the cookbook lore blurb references Antivan Fire Grenades (two), which spread sticky fire. maybe it's my brain conjuring up sticky toffee/toffee apples, but I wanna say that this dish would not only be hot but also sticky :)
Found Cake
Varric's Favorite Cinnamon Rolls: in DAII Sandal says that Orana smells of cinnamon rolls, which was interesting to me as DAII is the game where Varric is introduced and his first (and greatest) batch of cinnamon roll friends, the Kirkwall Crew, are featured in
Croissants: Calix and Vaea eat something which arguably look like croissants in the comic Dragon Age: Deception, in an inn in Tevinter.
Cherry Cupcakes: the cookbook lore blurb says these are served by servants on stilts at the Tevinter theature. in the comic Dragon Age: Magekiller, Marius is depicted serving an array of treats and snacks to a Tevinter elite at the Tevinter theatre while on stilts. some of the cupcakes on his tray bear somewhat of a resemblance to the cupcakes in this recipe.
Sugar Cake
Pickled Lamprey: the cookbook lore blurb is referencing the book Last Flight, where Norbert de la Haine and his unfortunate fondness for pickled lampreys is mentioned.
Lichen Ale
The Hissing Drake. the cookbook lore blurb mentions the Gilded Horn
Hot Chocolate: Iron Bull discusses his penchant for this drink with Varric. "How do you guys live without this stuff?" he says. Varric replies "I don't see what the deal is, honestly, but different tastes..." / "Now I just need some hot milk and some of those Orlesian guimauves to put in it" / "Hey, what you do with this 'cocoa' is up to you. I don't need to hear about it"
Antivan Sip-Sip
Dragon Piss, two
Rivaini Tea Blend: In Masked Empire Celene drinks a Rivaini blend of tea containing cinnamon, ginger and cloves, sweetened with honey. the cookbook lore blurb references Celene drinking Rivaini Tea Blend throughout the day to combat headaches, but this tea blend consists of peppermint, lemon verbena, oregano and licorice root. Rivaini tea also crops up here.
The Golden Nug, two
The Emerald Valley
Chasind Sack Mead
Characters mentioned or alluded to in the cookbook
Devon (new character, writer and narrator of the book), Merrill, Alistair, Sera, Varric, Solas, Cassandra, Fenris, Cullen, Sten, Iron Bull, Bull's Chargers, Krem, Nan (possibly, if she is Devon's mother), Norah (possibly, as the waitress at The Hanged Man), Zevran, Morrigan, the Hero of Ferelden, the Inquisitor, Josephine, Paragon Varen, Leliana, Schmooples, the Hero of Ferelden's mabari, Sebastian, Cole, Vivienne, Dorian, Anders, Loghain, Bethany, Hawke, the Couslands, Bodahn Feddic (possibly, as the Sugar Cake item in DA:O is sold by him and Devon narrates that they purchased one from a surface dwarf merchant who said that the Hero of Ferelden purchased some for their companions), Norbert de la Haine, Isabela, Celene, Briala, Gaspard
"Cookbook canon" (notes about the particular worldstate/universe that Devon wrote the cookbook in)
The cookbook was written at some point after the appointment of Divine Victoria, placing it at at least one month after the DA:I base game concludes (at least one month after the defeat of Corypheus). The narrator, Devon, has met and spoken to at least some of the companions & related prominent NPCs, including Varric and Krem. Devon visited Haven.
The HoF was a Cousland. The HoF caught Schmooples for Leliana. Loghain survived DA:O and DA:I, as he's referred to in the present-tense at the time the cookbook is written. Alistair is King of Ferelden. The HoF may have been a lady who romanced Alistair (if you argue that the inclusion of Alistair's love letter to the Warden & the necklace from this merch item as a prop in the photo for Rivaini Couscous Salad as indicator. interesting that the photo where this item is prominently displayed is for the Couscous of all things. back in the day I remember folks calling Cousland "Couscous" hhh).
Hawke was a warrior or rogue and Carver died in the prologue. Hawke was probably Diplomatic. Hawke did not romance Sebastian (in the cookbook he is Prince, and Sebastian reclaims his title as Prince by DA:I unless romanced, in which case he's the Chantry advisor in Starkhaven).
The "worst of [Cullen's] lyrium withdrawals" are mentioned so it could be that the Inquisitor advised Cullen to stop taking lyrium. Cassandra Pentaghast is the Divine. Celene is the Empress of Orlais - possibly ruling "alone" or possibly in the Celene-Gaspard-Briala "work together option", going by "Given how messy Orlesian politics are wont to be, with chevalier cousins vying for the throne and elven handmaids turned both spymaster and lover".
Also, this might be just me and my assumptions or reading of it, but of the companion characters referenced in the book (see section above, Characters mentioned or alluded to in the cookbook), such as Cole, Sera, Merrill, Fenris etc, I feel like it's safe to assume that in this worldstate they were all recruited by the relevant PCs are alive and well (including the Chargers).
Merch items & similar that appear as props or edits in photos
Alistair romance bundle (necklace and letter in Rivaini Couscous Salad. the necklace appears again in Goat Custard. the box can be seen in The Golden Nug)
Grey Warden pendant that shows the griffon heraldry (not sure if this is from the Gear Store or somewhere like Etsy. Grey Warden Pastry Pockets). this reappears in Sugar Cake
Solas Jawbone Necklace (Pickled Eggs. hhhh. unlike in Eggs à la Val Foret the blurb here doesn't mention Solas, but he's repped here anyway by the necklace hanging in the background hh)
Cullen's Lucky Coin (The Hanged Man's Mystery Meat Stew, Stuffed Vine Leaves, Antivan Sip-Sip)
In Nug Pancakes this red Inquisition banner with the handprint is in the background (seems to be from game files/in-game props). the red Inquisition banner appears again in Chasind Sack Mead
In Nug Bacon and Egg Pie, there is a nug in the background, presumably looking on in horror as their spouse has been transformed into a pie
In Turnip and Mutton Pie is a necklace that looks like the one Varric wears
Templar Banner (Roasted Turkey with Sides)
Inquisitor's iconic helmet replica (Roasted Turkey with Sides. hhh, this reminds me of the ones that are props in the queue area for the Dragon Age-not Dragon Age-ride)
In the background of Dalish Forest Fruit Cobbler a nug is peeking out
Antivan Apple Grenade contains a map of Westeros hhh. You can see the Three Sisters, the Neck and the Bite
A physical version of this Thedas map appears at various points e.g. Chasind Sack Mead
DA:I advisors coin set (Tevinter Pumpkin Bread) - for some reason Tumblr won't allow me to add the link to this one as an actual link, but you can find it here: gear.bioware.com/en-eu/products/dragon-age-three-advisors-coin-set
A green orb that I would guess is meant to be reminiscent of the ones Solas has you use during Measuring the Veil (Tevinter Pumpkin Bread)
Inquisition symbol pendant (not sure if this is from the Gear Store or somewhere like Etsy)
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Some random thoughts
Shoutout to the photo for Starkhaven Fish and Egg Pie. It looks a lot like the illustration in World of Thedas of this dish! you can see that they really took it into consideration when creating this dish/image.
I feel like you can also sense the inspiration in general vibe/feel in Dalish Forest Fruit Cobbler from Dalish Deep Forest Comfort in WoT.
The black and gold theme colors of the cover remind me of when DA:D branding was black and gold.
Recipe pages I have posted that you can view in full: Spiced Jerky, Dalish Forest Fruit Cobbler, Hearth Cakes, Merrill's Blood Soup, Lentil Soup, Peasant Bread, Dragon Piss
Recipe and other pages that were already available to view in full from the official preview pages: intro page, intro page 2, intro page 3, Contents page 1, Contents page 2, intro page 4, Devon's letter, intro page 5, Starters & Refreshments section intro page, Eggs à la Val Foret, Fried Young Giant Spiders, Fereldan Hearty Scones, Nug Pancakes, Roasted Turkey with Sides, Varric's Favorite Cinnamon Rolls, Nevarran Blood Orange Salad recipe (pic), Stuffed Deep Mushrooms recipe (pic), Rivaini Couscous Salad recipe (pic), Crab Cakes from Kirkwall recipe (pic), Fluffy Mackerel Pudding recipe (pic), Snail & Watercress Salad recipe (pic), Cave Beetles
Source of the above information: Dragon Age The Official Cookbook - Tastes of Thedas
If you’re not able to get the book, and there’s a recipe or two in the Contents that you’d like to see/read, let me know and I’ll show you (❁´◡`❁)
Link to Part 2, in text form (pls copy-paste) as Tumblr won't let me add it as a normal link: https://felassan.tumblr.com/post/732826339350102016/dragon-age-the-official-cookbook-tastes-of
A post you may also be interested in: Food and drink lore compilation from Dragon Age: The Last Court
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Sterek Fic Rec - December 2022. Is it still December? Yes, for about 5 more hours, oops! Here is the final monthly rec list for the year. I hope everyone is doing something nice to bring in the new year (snuggling into bed absolutely counts!). 
Many times, Many ways by Jmeelee (1/1 | 3K | Mature)
He turned around and stormed toward his Jeep. Derek called out his name, but Stiles flipped him off over his shoulder. He jabbed the key into the ignition, roared the engine, and smoked the tires as he peeled out of the parking lot, but not before he cranked down the glass and screamed at Derek from the driver’s side window, “Merry Christmas, motherfucker!”
OR
Five times Stiles and Derek ruined Christmas, and one time they fixed it.
Build A Wolf by PalenDrome (nerdherderette) (1/1 | 5K | Teen)
Derek is a romantic. He dreams of finding his mate, of connecting with that special someone who will make his heart swoon.
[Excerpt]: "Who says I need to be in a relationship to be happy?" Derek asks, his hackles rising. Besides, Boyd has it all wrong. Derek has Die Hard on his Christmas queue.
Yippee ki yay.
Boyd holds up both hands. "Not me. If you want to be a bachelor forever, I'm not one to judge."
"But I am," Erica says. "You don't date anymore. Hell, when's the last time you even got laid? Which would also be fine, except it's not, because you're miserable and it's obvious that's not what you really want."
Sometimes Derek has a hard time following Erica's logic. Unfortunately, this is not one of those moments.
"It doesn't matter," he says, digging the excess rice out from his wrap. "I'm better off alone."
Mint Condition by fairytalesandfolklore (1/1 | 955 | Teen)
He checks the clock, frowning in concern. Stiles had said he was going to change and that he'd be right back, but that was over twenty minutes ago. He's about to get up and go check on him, when the all-too-familiar tune of his least favorite song in the entire world starts playing on the stereo, and out comes Stiles wearing nothing but a jauntily perched Santa hat and a pair of the tiniest shorts Derek has ever seen — bright red satin to match his hat — and when Stiles twirls around to give Derek the full effect, he can make out the words naughty elf emblazoned across his asscheeks. Derek can do little more than stare open-mouthed as Stiles saunters toward him, sucking on the end of a candy cane in what he probably imagines is a seductive way, shaking his ass in time to the music — which, ugh. (As far as Derek is concerned, if hell had a soundtrack, it'd be an endless loop of Santa Baby…but it's Stiles, so he'll make an exception.) Overall, the effect is actually quite charming, and Derek would be lying if he said it wasn't doing something for him. And then Stiles starts talking.
lube and determination by bleep0bleep (2/2 | 4K | Explicit)
It's a holiday classic: homesick boy wants to make a pumpkin pie while studying abroad, boy realizes the only place to find vegetable shortening is a sex shop, and boy makes fool of himself in front of other boy.
Little talks by Vendelin (1/1 | 5K | Mature)
“Your favourite is here,” Danny says, smirking. “I tried to steal him away by giving him some extra attention, but he just looked uncomfortable.”
Stiles snorts, though he’s secretly pleased by his regular rejecting Danny. “He always looks a bit uncomfortable. I bet he’s married with a kid and a permanent guilty conscience when he’s here.”
It had been quite the surprise for Stiles to realise that he had a regular. A pretty young, hot regular, on top of that.
In which Stiles is a stripper, and Derek is the always-polite regular at the club where he works.
Depth of Field by midnitekween (1/1 | 7K | Explicit)
Stiles loves taking pictures of his pack.
Kiss It Better, Kiss It Back Together by crossroadswrite (1/1 | 3K | General)
For the tumblr prompt: stiles is cursed by a witch to forget the person he loves the most so everyone thinks it's Lydia but it's not and the only way to get the memories back is through a kiss
i see forever in your eyes by hufflepuffbaby (1/1 | 1K | Teen)
Stiles looked at his big bad Alpha, with his blush and his thumbhole sweater, and Stiles found he didn’t care if it was a bad idea, he was going to relationship the fuck out of Derek for as long as he was allowed.
Flufftober Day 5 : "Oh, no, you're a morning person"
Make You See It by sparkandwolf (thatnerdemryn), thatnerdemryn (1/2 | 2K | Mature)
Stiles didn’t say anything and Derek was grateful for leaving him speechless.
“Your mind, the way it pieces together every last puzzle piece, the way it connects dots that the rest of us didn’t even know were there, it’s--” Derek let out a breath against Stiles’ ear and reveled in the chill it sent through Stiles. “You are the most powerful of all of us.”
no matter how far away you roam by elisela (1/1 | 2K | General)
Stiles regrets not getting a tree.
He hadn’t been feeling very festive—decorations were reminders that he was spending the holidays alone, so he’d decided not to put them up, but now it’s Christmas Eve and there’s not even a strand of lights around the room to cheer him up. Watching Die Hard hadn’t worked, neither had The Grinch, and Derek hadn’t answered his phone the last three times Stiles had called him today.
It’s 7:34pm on Christmas Eve, and Stiles is ready to give it up and call it a night.
princecharmingwinks special mention (Oh my gosh I love the smut in this and the humour and everything else.)
Come Fly With Me (Or Don't) by stilinskisparkles (1/1 | 15K | Mature)
Stiles is overworked and stressed out when his flight home gets delayed due to copious amounts of snow. He finds entertainment with one Derek Hale, whom he hasn't seen since high school but really doesn't mind getting reacquainted with.
Especially when it turns out Derek is surprisingly hilarious and will reluctantly play snap with him. And can walk on his hands.
Made it through another year team, well done one and all. Happy holidays and see you in the new year ;)
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thoughtsofjess · 1 year
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UNDERWORLD OFFICE FANDOM, RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!!
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Welcome, one and all, to the Official (not really) Underworld Office Most Beloved Character Tournament!!
AKA: I finally got polls and decided to do this with that power :)
Voting officially begins this Saturday!!
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pastelwitchling · 1 year
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If your still taking prompts could you write a fic where Michael comes home to their house being completely covered in Halloween/ fall decorations and discovers Alex's obsession with the season 😁
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Michael saw the fall leaves first. They hung off the entrance hall to the living room, where pumpkins sat in the corner, at least two pumpkin spice candles were lit on every surface, rust and honey throw pillows and blankets nestled on the couches and armchairs, and fluffy brown carpets with gold patterns covered the floors. But what got Michael, what really got him, was the elf-sized Jack Skellington sitting on the coffee table, staring at Michael with large black eyes. He had a tiny cowboy hat.
Michael nudged it off the skeleton’s eyes with a finger. “There ya go, buddy,” he murmured. Then he called towards the kitchen where he could hear rustling going on. “Hubby?”
“Hey,” Alex poked his head out. His smile widened at the sight of Michael, and he stepped out wiping his hands on a rag. “I just put a pie in the oven.”
Michael’s brow rose. “You bake pies now?”
“Just one kind,” Alex chuckled, and pecked Michael’s lips. Michael hummed, eyes shut, a hand sliding up Alex’s waist.
“Let me guess,” he smiled. “Pumpkin pie?”
Alex raised a brow. “Does it really surprise you I have a thing for Halloween?”
“Nah,” Michael said. “It surprises me you have a thing for decorating though.”
               He shrugged a shoulder, looking around. “I’ve always wanted to decorate, but I’ve never had someone I really wanted to decorate with.”
               Michael blushed, smiling widely. “Is that me? I’m the one you want to decorate with?”
               Alex hummed, stepping out of Michael’s hold to pick something up from behind the coffee table that Michael had yet to notice. They were tiny little jack o’lanterns on a long black wire. “I did save you the lights.”
               Michael laughed. “Is that because you love me or because of my powers?”
               Alex smiled in that way he only ever smiled for Michael, and kissed his cheek. He put the lights in Michael’s hands. “Whichever gets these up in time for Coraline tonight.”
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POST-CAMPAIGN/EPILOGUE PLANS :
in some capacity, regardless of whether she is with someone or not, some partys of fable's canon remain concrete. these are:
at some point, she will begin to go by 'meadow' again, especially if she has outlived everyone who would have known her as fable.
her immortality; unless she dies in battle or through other contrived means, as a reborn half-elf, meadow is essentially immortal and unable to die (or age) through natural means.
meadow plans to see-through her duties as a twilight shepherd, herding cardeer. if it were up to her, she'd do this her whole life, but at some point, the cardeer themself absolve her of this duty. after nearly 100 years of serving the cardeer, herding them loyally, they set her free –– she has seen that path to its end.
if single, meadow has no plans to adopt or have children. the last thing she would want is to raise a child she'd have to outlive, all alone.
eventually, meadow will open a bakery that then will be expanded into an inn. in her bg3 verse, this inn sets on the edge of baldur's gate, by the woods and close to the shore. in her critical role/canon verse, this bakery is located in the feywild where her canon husband and children also reside. this bakery is called the shepherd's pie. more on that below.
THE SHEPHERD'S PIE:
a quaint two-story bakery/inn, it offers a cozy seating area with plenty of comfortable tables and chairs, as well as a small area with a bustling fireplace and several couches and armchairs. it is also overflowing with (clean) woodland animals to keep one company, including but not limited: squirrels, songbirds, cats and the occasional owl. the bakery provides discounts and special treatment for refugees and orphaned children/those in need in particular.
while the menu changes from week to week, these pastries and drinks are always available:
spring's morning (matcha tea with whipped lavender cream, served hot or cold)
valor's favorite (chamomile tea w/ honey and milk, served hot)
the spellscribe special (dark-roasted coffee with guarana berries and chocolate shavings, served hot)
shepherd's pie, naturally
cheesy acorn bread rolls (served with sliced tomato, olive oil, spinach or basil)
the farmer's breakfast (sourdough or focaccia, decorated with various vegetables. served plain, or alongside a warm mug of tomato or pumpkin soup)
mini frosted cakes (flavors change seasonally, but vanilla and hazelnut are always available)
luna's oatcakes (soft oat biscuits made with honey, cinnamon and brown sugar)
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poetickinkerer · 1 year
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Wait, you didn't swell up into a horny christmas elf with leaky egg nog tits?
Well then what was the point of spiking your mulled wine and lacing your pumpkin pie?
Or maybe it'll have a delayed reaction...
Yeah I know it was really disapo-
Ohhh fuck. There it is.
Welp my shirts ruined now. Guess someone is gonna have to help me with a few things huh? ;)
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justanoutlawfic · 1 year
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Swanfire Month Day 19 | What would they do for the holidays?
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Emma and Neal are not sappy people, but even they have some fun on Valentine's Day. They exchange novelty gifts, though he does give her sunflowers and brings heart-shaped bagels in the morning. They get the kids out of the house and spend the night in, avoiding the hysteria. He makes them heart-shaped pizzas. Then they spend the night enjoying...donuts. Yeah, donuts.
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Halloween is their true specialty. They go all out, decorating their little beach house in all the decor they can find. Forgoing matchy costumes, Emma opts for something nerdy, Neal goes full-on horror. They don't hesitate to dress up the bug either. The night of, they take the kids trick-or-treating then head home for a movie marathon and enjoy Halloween-themed treats.
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Thanksgiving is not a huge deal, both to them and Storybrooke as it isn't a thing where they're from. Still, her parents look for any reason to celebrate. So, there's a huge potluck at Granny's every year. Emma grew up watching the Charlie Brown special, so she recreates that special meal: toast, pretzel sticks, popcorn, and jelly beans. They watch the parade, and the special in question, and enjoy the day stuffing themselves. And turns out Emma's fake story about Neal isn't all a lie. He loves Pumpkin pie.
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Christmas is a very big deal in the Swan-Cassidy household. Once Neal finds out about "Elf on the Shelf", it's over. He and Henry find a cool setup every day, even if Tallie is too young to even get it. They make Star Wars Christmas cookies to bring over to Snow and David's. Henry spends Christmas morning with Regina, so Neal and Emma exchange gifts, watch Tallie open hers and watch their favorite movie "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation". In the afternoon, they head to her parents' house where everyone (Rumple, Belle, Regina, Henry, Ruby, Granny, etc) gathers for a huge dinner.
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mifunebooty · 11 months
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Will be trying out my pumpkin pie palette from elf and doing ballet after, my book said do stuff you like to feel better and i love my ballet and sometimes eyeshadow calms me down and ballet challenges me to concentrate so ballet all this week!!
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dramioneldws · 1 year
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🎵 Later we'll have some pumpkin pie
And we'll do some caroling 🎵
December 15: Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree – Brenda Lee
You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear –  treat yourself to today’s collection:
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Title: A Life Shrouded in Gold
Author: iftreescouldspeak
Pairing: Neville Longbottom/Pansy Parkinson
CW/Archive Warning: N/A
Rating: G
Summary: She finds she much prefers the flat they share, with toys strewn about and a wild-child of a daughter that loves dirt.
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Title: Boughs of Holly
Author: Frumpologist
Pairing: Marcus Flint/Luna Lovegood
CW/Archive Warning: N/A
Rating: General Audiences
Summary: Somehow, his flat was even smaller as he sat on the floor with bunches of green leaves with red berries strewn about him.
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Title: Dancin'
Author: HighLadyLily
Pairing: Marcus Flint/Luna Lovegood
CW/Archive Warning: N/A
Rating: G
Summary: A Weasley Christmas wouldn't be the same without a Christmas dance. 
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Title: Fa La La La Love - Ch 15
Author: anne_ammons
Pairing: Hermione Granger/Harry Potter
CW/Archive Warning: N/A
Rating: T
Summary: Christmas is coming. And whether or not Teddy likes it, love is in the air.  A story of friendship, love, and the hijinx of an elf named Peanut Butter.
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Title: Mistletoe
Author: AccioMjolnir
Pairing: Hermione Granger/Charlie Weasley
CW/Archive Warning: N/A
Rating: G
Summary: Can I get you a drink?
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Title: Mistletoe Hung
Author: WritingFicariously
Pairing: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Theodore Nott/Harry Potter
CW/Archive Warning: N/A
Rating: M
Summary: At the Annual Potter Christmas Party, everyone wants a turn under the mistletoe!
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Title: Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree
Author: EvergreenTuesdays
Pairing: Varios
CW/Archive Warning: N/A
Rating: G
Summary: Leo Malfoy gets left home alone...for half an hour
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Title: Rockin' Around the Yule Tree 
Author: KiraAnn
Pairing: Astoria Greengrass/Draco Malfoy
CW/Archive Warning: N/A 
Rating: G
Summary: Astoria was watching them dance around the Yule tree and wondering if they'd somehow addled their brains. She wasn't thinking on joining in.
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Title: Shut Up and Kiss Me
Author: LiloLilyAnn
Pairing: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
CW/Archive Warning: N/A
Rating: T
Summary: Draco craved her attention, even if the only way he could get it was to annoy the ever loving hell out of her. 
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Title: The Best Mistake
Author: Maira
Pairing: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
CW/Archive Warning: N/A
Rating: T
Summary: A flicker of something crossed his face, too fast for Hermione to decipher it.
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Happy reading!
@floorcoaster & @mykesprit
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nasty-quillz · 2 years
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So My Uncle's Wife's Sister Had a Son
Something I started based off this Tiktok
Holiday Blurp for Dabi. The title says it all
 There you were, minding your business at the family holiday party. You were in a wine colored sweater dress, and some ankle boots. Your hair was braided in the front, with the back out in pearl hair pins decorated the curls as well as where cornrows met curls.
You stood in the kitchen, in the kitchen with your grandma, helping to make up plates, as she sat down. “Gran’ma, I told you, go sit down. You’ve done enough for today.”
She went to get up, “Okay but just let me—” 
You put your hands on her shoulders  and gently usher her towards the door. “Ah aht Gran’ma. Everybody already handled. These just the plates for the stragglers. Go sit down, witcha hard headed self.” 
The shorter woman went, grumbling good naturedly. “Damn Chile, I’m going.”
You watched her go before going back ro making back up plates. After a while you  hear the door open and turn to see your uncle, his new wife, and their kids. 
“Girl whatchu doin’ up in this kitchen?” he said in place of greeting, spreading his arms to wrap you up in a hug. You squeeze back.
“Happy holidays, Unc. Had to banish your Momma. She thought I wudn’t gonna notice them ankles swelling.” You pick up the plates and hand them to your uncle and his wife so they can pass them to the kids, when you see a stranger come in behind them. 
“Y/n, this is my nephew, he came to spend the holiday with us.” 
You look at the pale man in the doorway. He was tall and lanky with a smattering of silver piercings o n his face. He seemed to have a perpetually smug look on his face. You eyed him as your uncle and his wife started talking to you.
He wore gray joggers and a long sleeve henley, under an edgy looking trench coat, covered in stitches, and black boots. He seemed to be eyeing you up and down, but you ignored it as you continued to pass out plates to your lil’ cousins.
“How ‘bout y’all go sit down, and I make our guest a plate?” Your uncle nods and ushers his family to the party.
You stand there, looking at the man in your kitchen. “You got a name, ya auntie failed to mention it?”
He chuckled as he stepped further into the kitchen, to lean against the opposite counter. “Touya, but my friends call me Dabi.” He smirked at you.
You raised a pierced eyebrow at him. “Like the house elf?”
He laughed, clearly hearing it enough. “ D a b i, Dabi.” 
“Cute.” 
You turned to the counter and as you did, you heard a muttered, “Damn”. You grabbed a paper plate and a serving spoon. “So whatchu want on this plate?” 
Dabi seemed to recover, “Give me whatever’s good. Haven’t ever had soul food before.” 
“Oh bet. Hunny I gotchu.” You start shoveling sweet potatoes, collared greens, and mac & cheese on his plate to start with.
“Mmmph I bet you do, Sweetheart.”
You snorted, shaking your head. Don’t do it, Y/n. We not bein’ messy this year. You pile honeyed ham and stuffing on his plate, followed by string beans, before turning around to hand him the plate. 
When you do, he’s suddenly closer, invading your space and taking the plate out of your hand. This close up you could smell him. His cologne made you inhale deeply. It was smokey and cold, like the night time air outside the house. 
You looked up into turquoise blue eyes, as Dabi smirked down at you. “Thanks for feeding me, Sweetheart.” He backed away and sat at the counter clearing out a place for himself before digging in. You watched him take a bite of sweet potatoes, laughed at the moan he let out. 
From that moment he started inhaling food and you started preparing the desserts.
Peach Cobbler
Sweet Potato Pie
Pumpkin Pie
Pound Cake 
Apple Pie
All set out on the parts of the counter allotted for them as you got smaller disposable plates ready. You turned back around to see Dabi all but licking his plate clean. 
“Damn, if this is how yall eat on y’all holidays I should come around more often.”His interest was quickly piqued by the array of desserts on the other counter and he was on his feet next to you.
“Someone has a sweet tooth. So what’ll it be then, Honey?”
Dabi looked down at you, Devil may care attitude radiating from his being. “You know...I’ve always been real partial to pie. What would you recommend?”
You bite your lip, loving the rough timber of his voice. “Well if you really want somethin’ good,” You leaned over the counter to grab the sweet potato pie. As you did, Dabi pressed up behind you. The heat that came from him was ridiculous.
You could feel the hard press of his dick, heavy on your ass. It twitched minutely and you had to bite your lip. Holding the pie firmly in hand you turned around and backed up just enough so your bottom halves were pressed together, but you were leaning back, eyeing him, with the pie between you.
“Can I help you, Hunny?” You looked up at him, eyebrow raised.
Dabi’s hands seemed to have made their way to your hips. “Oh I bet you could, Sweetheart.” He pressed your hips further into his, and you groaned low as, what you were sure was the fat head of his dick, twitched between your legs.
Heat licked up your spine as you felt yourself get wet. Turquoise eyes are looking at you, almost completely consumed in the dark of his pupil. Warm hands ran up your sides and feel on your curves, while you felt his dick continue to jump, pressed up against your pussy through your dress. “What you tryna do, Sweetheart?”
The low timber of his voice. The warmth of his body against yours. The cocky arrogant air around him. It was all so intoxicating.
Without a second thought you haphazardly set the pie down somewhere and grabbed his shirt. You took one last glance behind you, before you dragged him through the back door and gently closed it behind you.
Dragging him around to the back of the house, you fall back against the wall and Dabi follows like a man possessed.
He’s pressed against you tight, kissing up your neck as he grabs a handful of your ass and his other hand sneaks under your dress. His warm rough hand palm slides between your thighs and you swear as you feel fingers tease your clit through the wet fabric.
Dabi chuckles as slips into your panties and teases pale fingers along your slit. Shuddering, you slide your own hand to his clothed erection, palming it, before you slip it into his joggers.
You quickly find the fat leaking tip and grasp it gently, running a thumb over his fat tip, you kiss up his neck. You bite into pale skin as he thrusts into your fist in earnest.
I know I aint finna finish this y'all but I got this far
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brown-little-robin · 2 years
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Autumn asks: Candy Corn, Cozy, Frost, Maze, Pie, Pumpkin Spice, Sweaters, Trains
Hello Rebekah! Thank you for the abundant ask!! :D
Candy Corn - what's your favorite candy?
ROLOS. I adore the smooth mouthfeel of the chocolate and the caramel. And the contrast of flavors and solidities. And caramel is one of the greatest of God's flavors. I could completely believe that there's an angel of caramelization. Caramel is divinely inspired.
Cozy - describe your ideal fall day.
I am with my family. I get up early and read the Bible. Dad made one of his famous breakfasts (he is the Breakfast Foods King. His waffles and monkey bread and french toast are to die for.) I go out to a coffee shop with a friend and then we walk around the town, popping into shops and enjoying the weather—crisp jacket-weather, a bit windy, we giggle as the wind messes up our hair. In the afternoon, I come home and chill with a book or perhaps a sewing project. At night, my whole family has one of our rare movie nights.
Frost- anything you're looking forward to?
Yes! The bittersweet end of ceramics class, when I finish my bear-knobbed vessel and bring it home.
Maze - apple picking or pumpkin patch?
Pumpkin patch because I've never been to one! I enjoy apple picking & apple-based foods are chef's KISS. But pumpkins are just so cute!! I think it would be fun. And I know I like pumpkin carving, especially in a group when everyone can groan about the gross innards together.
Pie - what's your favorite type of pie?
I have four: apple pie, pumpkin pie, whipped-cream pie, and cookie-dough pie. But I'm drooling over the idea of cookie-dough pie right now! Technically it's a pecan pie. But the filling is more like gooey cookie dough with ample chocolate chips and pecan chunks. It hardens into a thick, brittle crust on top, and it's burning hot for a long time after you take it from the oven. It's so buttery that the bottom crust gets noticeably butter-soaked once the pie has sat for a while. It's good cold, it's good hot, it's REALLY good with ice cream, and a single thin slice can feed a man for two days. Not really. But it is filling, for obvious reasons.
Pumpkin Spice - favorite seasonal drink?
Egg nog my beloved :)
Sweaters - what's your go-to fall outfit?
If I'm really feeling the autumnal vibes? Brown boots. Rough pants (jeans, preferably the oak-leaf green ones.) Black shirt. T-shirt over the black shirt. Brown leather jacket. (or a green poncho or cape!! I have two very flowy ones that make me feel like an elf.)
Trains - if you could spend the fall anywhere, where would you go?
Ahhhh... <3 honestly, I'm more than content with Iowa in the fall. (perfect weather.) But I'm told that England is beautiful, and I would dearly love to visit the lake district. Maybe I'd go there.
🍁🍁🍁 autumn asks (accepting)
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stampwithtami · 7 months
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