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Tokyo Soul 5 I want to die (/j)
parts 1/2/3/4
this time i will attempt to summarize more than one episode. i mean, i could do them back to back but i will try to condense them. so uh, it will probably fail. but who knows?
update: am live reacting with my friend mochi so hopefully this will work
update 2: onion and echo joined!
update 3: theyre all gone :(
This has episodes 5-8 summarized
ep 5:
the episode is called creepy teacher, and for good reason. his classroom is dimmed and he calls his students his subjects. there are also mushrooms growing. what the fuck. THERE ARE ASLO CHAINS HANGING FROM THE CEILING AND THE TEACHER HAS A THRONE
why is he asking them to repeat all of their medical records out loud wtf wtf i do not feel safe. to see if theyre appropriate candidates
Sam's medical record: Blood type B, 5'9', likes crayons, (allegedly) an iq of 250
Taurtis' medical record: "I have had my memory repeatedly lost, I've had amnesia multiple times, I've been stabbed in the abdomen, I've broken my legs by jumping off a building before, i've been shot in the shoulder, and, um, I think that's about it." (okay buckaroo no need to go all out)
The teacher does not think they are appropriate candidates
WE DONT GET DOMS MEDICAL RECORD NOOO
i think that speaks for itself
the teacher is now agressively sniffing taurtis, rambling about a certain smell. He then says, ominously to taurtis, "oh..... yeah. you're the one." i am scared for taurtis.
He (the teacher, who's name is Proffessor Geode Rocks,) says that "[he] did it" and "now my plan will finally be a success" and then, to Taurtis, "you will make me proud." AND HE TAKES A SAMPLE OF TAURTIS' DNA
WAIT IS THAT IGBAR VON SQUID FROM THE FIRST EPISODE? anyway (OH MY GOD IT IS)
Prof. Geode screams about world domination and then the bell rings. that's the end of their first day of school. i am scared, and awaiting my grain boy
the boys now have to do their makle-up laps LLL LL LL L
nevermind, she lets them off because tehyre new. kay then hot lady- i mean uh u h uh gym teacher helana
in reference to the shcool, everyone agrees that they dislike it, and taurtis says that hes never felt so unsafe in his life. damn. not even during the yakuza shootout? okay damn
WHY ARE THEY GOING BACK INTO THE GIRLS LOCKER ROOM
WHY ARE THEY GIVING THE OLD GUY PANTIES EW EW EW EW EW I HATE THAT MAN
WHY IS THE OLD MAN AT THEIR HOUSE WTF
OH MY GOD THEIR DOOR IS OPEN IS IT GRAIN??
nooo hes not here :((((
Sam falls asleep and the episode ends.
Episode 6:
HOT DOM FANART i am okay with this (but seriously wtf)
taurtis fell outside asleep standing outside of sams door. he did this on the high dive too. guess he just has those pro gamer skills
Sam entices Taurtis awake with sushi "because [he] is japanese" and Taurtis awakes saying "That's racist!"
we love taurtis in this house
GRIAN LORE he went to the wrong tokyo. the one in canada. how does that even happen. OH MY GOD THEYRE PICKING HIM UP FROM THE TRAIN STATION
GRIAN THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND MY CROPS ARE WATERED MY SKIN IS CLEARED AND MY SANITY HAS BEEN RESTORED BY 15 PERCENT
THEY JUST CALLED A MAN A BURN VICTIM TO HSI FACE OKAY THEN
IGBAR VON SQUID MAKES A RETURN LETS GO
dom climbed a water tower. i just think that's neat.
SAm's mom texted. Sam has a mom? Since when?
Grian is suspicious of the old man. good.
A girl named "Yee" approaches the boys outside and calls one of them hottie. refusing to elaborate, all but grian argue over who she thinks.
Grian says "this school is definetly an upgrade" then immediately takes it back as they round a corner and find one of Senor Loro's DECAPITATED GOATS
Grian does not wrestle Senor for his schedule. okay.
nevermind.
...why is the.. WHY IS THE OLD MAN DRESSED AS A SCHOOL GIRL.
Grian is not fooled, but Sam and Taurtis are. They want Grian to talk to "her". Oh my god. Grian is creeped out by the fact the old man said that he has nice legs (he did.) so sam and taurtis go in for him. wow. was not expecting that. NO. GRIAN NO DONT GO OVER THERE WITH THEM
Sam: "Grian, you like girls right?"
Grian: *no hesitation* "No i'm into dudes."
Me: YO
its revealed ellen was his gay awakening we love that for them
okay so the episode ends with everyone heading into teacher tori's room. i think ill do one more.
ep 7:
Teacher Tori has Grian introduce himself, and Sam and Taurtis peer pressure him into telling the "rooftop story"
IGBAR VON SQUID AND GRIAN ARE FRIENDS LETS GO BABEY
Sam punches a girl for being late and TEACHER TORI CALLS HIM OUT AND TELLS HIM TO STOP LETS GO BABEY AND SHE SAYS BULLYING ISNT NICE OH MY GOD AN ACTUAL SUPPORTIVE ADULT WHAT IS THIS
no rooftop story :(
bruh sam reminded Tori of their homework bruh cringe
Tori takes them fishing
another goat is found dead in the girl's locker room. bonus: grian does not want to go into the girls locker oom. smart wheat boy.
their fishing rods sound like guns. okay then.
the bell rings and the old man disguised as a girl is stalking them. Sam jokes that he's grians girfriend despite grian literally saying he was gay smh
okay i was testing out my new copic markers with my new sketchook and i missed the fact that sam took like 13 fishing rods wtf
Grian now introduces himself to Dr's class. why is he asking grian to say hes a boyman. what. grian refuses, even when dr threatens him with an F. he finally relinquishes.
dr is now calling grian mr boyman AND OH NO THEYRE TALKING ABOUT THE FOOD PYRAMID OH NOOOOO ;pian; they have to go on a scavenger hunt or smth idk
grian says he kinda sucks as a teacher AND I AGREE POP OFF GIRAN
the prize is a free for life subscription to hunter x hunter on god theyre all anime boys im dead
IM SOBBING THE INOCRRECT MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY HAS ME ROLLINGIN M GRAVE
i removed my description of the scene from 17:54 to 19:40 due to some real DISGUSTING shit going on. it's all potty humor but god... grian throws up twice and please do not subject yourself to that scene i will never recover like i think ive actually been nauseated from this holy shit please do not watch this
grian is now telling the principal that his staff choices are shit and i say pop off grian
Grian failed and got Dr a raise. I am personally on grian's side :( and he got detention :d
Grian drops a SICK ROAST on Dr and gets more detention im very amused
everyone filmed that lmao
apparently grian is triggered by bad teachers. okay then. i stand for this tbh
grian is getting wrassled bc hes a cool kid ig (this is just how senor loro rolls. i am concerned.)
sam is tagged in by grian and wins the fight. that was honestly 10/10 fight scene lmao.
apprently that was the detention. that's nice? maybe?
taurtis breaks the news that another of senor loro's goats was found missing in the girls bathroom, and it is revealed that more are going missing. senor assigns the trio to finding the goats.
senor loro gives them a "crystal of Tenochtitlan," one each, and they are appearntly ancient artefacts of aztec descent. I am scared. OH MY GOD THEY ALLOW PEOPLE TO TALK TO ANIMALS? WHAT? damn those aztecs were crazy. These crystals should help them find the goats and (hopefully) the goat killer
Grian says that outside of "wrassling," senor loro is a nice guy. I have to agree, considering he offered them anything from the vending machine on the out for lunch. 10/10 guy (so far)
the episdoe ends with the trio exiting the wrassling ring. i'm gonna do the next episode because i really want to see grian's medical record lmao
ep 8:
on god more epic fanart. honestly sam is a shit guy but its nice of him to include fanart :/ at least imo
Yee makes a return. The boys commit a scientific experiment to see who she likes. She says "come here bab" and Sam steps forward. he is not the one, she called him ugly. lmao. Dom confidently runs up to her. Not sure if Yee thinks hes ugly all i know is she was probably scared by his rapid approach. Taurtis steps forward. She calls him a tater tot. it is not him. THAT MEANS ITS GRIAN?? ITS GRIAN. LMAO YEE NO HES GAY
she took off her glasses and i gotta say. one hot lady. (yep shes definetly a lizard person)
Grian runs away and i honestly understand. i guess shes gonna be a creepy stalker now. poor grian.
dr offers them ointment for their eyes. if not a great teacher, hes certainly a funny man.
they go to gym AND THE OLD MAN IS THERE I AM UGHH and Sam jokes that he's grian's girlfriend. Grian I am so sorry.
"This girl is kinda like a fourty year old dude if you ask me." LMAO GRIAN IM DEAD
IS THAT SANS UNDERTALE? WHY IS HE IN GYM?? okay ig
For gym class there is parkour divided into a red "GIRLS" side and a blue "STUPID BOYS" side. I'm starting to think Gym teacher Helena likes girls a bit more than boys /s. also the boy's side seems to be a lot harder than the girls.
DOM IS A PARKOUR PRO (we should know this, considering he climbed a watertower) GO DOM
The girls win (obviously) but the boys made a good effort. The bell rings, and it's off to. It's off to Geode's class. please let grian read his medical record please please please
Taurtis is made to sit in a special cahir by Geode's... throne. I am scared for Taurtis
Sam is given bucket and... has to milk... Dom... uhm... yeah...
Sam cant figure out how to do it so Geode "does it" AND OH MY GOD THERE IS MILK IN THE BUCKET jesus fuck
WHAT THE FUCK GEODE CLONED TAURTIS
apparently geode has a "people" and Taurtis will do great thigns for them. what the fuck wtf wtf
Geode notices Grian, cannot understand his accent, thinks england is another planet, and calls Grian strange. I think Geode is an alien.
Geode did some research on Sam. apparently he has an army. geode will join him. what the fuck. NEVRMIND HE THOUGHT SAM WAS GREAT UNCLE SAM IM DEAD BRO THIS IS HILARIOUS creepy af BUT HILARIOUS WTF
class ended. NO GRIAN MEDICAL RECORD AAIJHFE :pian:
The video fades out with them trying to dom out of the test tube with him.. getting... yeah. by Geode. im scarred. for life.
anyway i'm gonna end part 5 here it is very long and there was no grian medical record :(
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tokyo soul four you are a whore
me: im going to watch more than one episode and summarize it!
me, not even a minute into the video: WHAT IS GOING ON
so yeah i think I will continue with the episode by episode summaries at 1.25x speed bc on god my brain.
1/2/3 + 5
taurtis mentions how his throat hurts from being LITERALLY CHOKED OUT and Sam proceeds to TRY IT AGAIN
a man exits the girls bathroom holding blood. is it his? is he trans? i do not know.
yhe sinks are yassified brewing stands, and taurtis puts the pufferfish he has from the sushi resturant inside of it. okay.
they are now stealing food from lockers :/
oh so no one locks their lockers? except one guy? hope its grian <- knows it is probably not
WHY ARE YHEY EATING THEIR OUNCH IN THE GIRLS LOCKER ROOM WTF
WHY DO THEY LOOK IN THE LOCKERS FOR PANTIES (there are panties)
KIYU WALKED IN I HOPE SHE BUSTS YOUR BUTTS
taurtis plays it off as in walking into the weong locker room while sam hides behind a locker i am not okay
brother what os this series... dr nurse md is watching them climb the highdive to eat lunch as a lifeguard while some kid drowns idk
oop hes drowning but dw dr nurse is gonna help maybe
HOLY SHIT HE ACTUALLY DIED FIRST DEATH AND ITS SOME RANDOM KID
THE COUNSELOR OFFERS GUIDANCE COUNSELING
Sam dives into the pool to save him and be the hero but nearly drowns himself and cpr is preformed on him and the kid lives
okay so the kid is fine no one has died (yet)
i just realized the super hero (greentama) is cosplaying as one punch man and is calling himself onepunchboi so okay
Taurtis falls asleep on the diving board and FALLS OFF WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WHY IS EVERYONE DROWNING
btw sam changed into a discostang gym uniform sir plelase take those short shorts away from me
dr nurse md spitting facts
WE ARE EIGHT MINUTES IN
TAURTIS STOP DROWNING
taurtis uses his "nose" to find the gym room okay sir pop off
DOM GOT "A little lost" AND IS OUTSIDE THE GYM CLASS WINDOW where he will proceed to learn
WHY DOES SAM STILL HAVE GIRLS PANTIES AND WHY DID HE JUST THROW THEM AT TAURTIS WHAT THE FUCK
the gym teacher is strong lady yeah boy
Sam: "I wonder how Rowan would defend against her."
Taurtis: "Well seeing how he's dead, not very well."
sam "follows his gut" and ends up on the roof and then they JUMP OFF THE ROOF into water. they find the gym.
SAM GOES INTO THE GIRLS LOCKER ROOMS *AGAIN*
And Taurtis wears the girls outfit. sam notices this because "it goes high up." Dom makes fun of him by calling him Taurissa lmao
Hashim's boyfriend wears girl's patnies. we love a trans mlm
Kiyu is the only girl in their gym class. okay.
The gym teacher (who's name is helena) calls kiyu the best looking one out of all of them. im sure giran would argue that Taurtis is though 馃槒<- knows things that happen later
they are tasked to run laps with NO BREAKS L
Someone is BLEEDING and that is NOT GOOD
They are conspiring to escape gym wtf (for snack break)
Sam decides not to sneak back in and avoid trouble to eat his fucking snack.
They get after school detention lmao. Taurtis complains about Sam getting him in trouble. Sam is now gaslighting Taurtis into believing it was his fault. his casual use of gaslighting concerns me.
Kiyu is pointed out as a pro gamer and shes embarrased. Sam makes fun of her.
SAM AND TAURTIS ARE GOING TO SKIP THEIR DETENTION IM GOING TO SCREAM
also Dom's gym outfit is just him in underwear and I think thats a bit odd
SAM DO NOT PROVOKE THE SUPERHERO and now he is GASLIGHTING the superhero into thinking that he LOST WHY SAM WHY
guess he won idk
anyway that is the end of episode four!
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Tokyo soul pt 3: tokyo drift
OK WE'RE BACK and i'm going to actually watch it on 1.25 speed this time
Parts 1/2 + 4/5
okay so we found out why they (sam and taurtis) are criminals
They jaywalked
ok
oh my god do they actually take jaywalking seriously in this town
that's how you know it's messed up lol
they fight and Sam is defeated after one punch. must be tired from fighting the principal why
apparently this is normal according to Kiyu saying "you guys are going to fit in just fine. :)" ????
Okay so you can just look in random lockers nice
Sam: "Wait should we be looking in people's lockers?" It can't be! Sam being empathetic for once?
Sam and taurtis are acting like middle school popular girls talking about decorating their lockers lmao adorable
taurtis stole sam's money. good job taurtis.
the bell is a character. im not- there is no sound effect there's just a message in chat that looks like: <the bell> RING RING
sam: *tries to go to class*
also sam: *goes into the girls bathroom*
me: h o w
sam goes in the wrong classroom and asks the teacher for help.
the teacher calls Sam's current teacher a dumbo.
good times.
sam: *scolds taurtis for being in the room*
also sam: *is in the room*
in all fairness sam is asking for help but they have yuki to help and also i hate sam
SAM WHY DID YOU SIT IN THE TEACHER'S SPOT YOU DUMBASS???
sam: *sits in what is very obviously the teacher's desk*
sam: is this the teacher's desk?
"Sorry I was just Goofin and Gaffin'" Samuel im goin to strangle you
Okay so teacher Tori is their agriculture teacher and does not look human.
They are talking while the teacher is talking im going to cry
Tori: agriculture is the study of plants!
DomRao: Does farmville count?
I see what the populus meant when they said he carried
Taurtis asks if the school is haunted and i feel thats a reasonable worry. Tori says maybe. I am scared.
THE CREEPY MAN IS THERE WHAT THE FUCK
theyre going on a field trip to the field for flowers!!
update: it is not perpetually night
THE CREEPY MAN DISSAPEARED OKAY I DISLIKE THIS
Sam: "I think I'm seeing things, getting delusions"
me: mhmm tell me more *writes down his symptoms for the asylum*
Sam just walked into a random classroom wtf
okay the field in question is just their school courtyard and i feel like thats probably a good idea what with the creepy man following them.
taurtis is chopping down the cherry trea because "trees are just really big flowers." okay then buddy you do you i guess
Tori just educated Taurtis. Impressive. And here I was thinking that education was a myth in this universe.
The principal rightfully got pissed at Taurtis as he was casually putting the stump back. Ah, I love minecraft.
Taurtis started starving so some kid (might have been dom idk) gave him sushi so thats nice
Soemthing about Sam is that he'll ask a question and wont wait for the person to respond, doing the action until they tell him to stop. Just a little thing about him I find interesting :)
Kiyu gives us more evidence that she is a vpire by saying she does jot like the sun. Okay girl slay ig.
Taurtis suggests he collect the tree for Kiyu since she cant after Sam offers to get her flowers, and Kiyu goes "why would you take the tree down?" resonably confused. Sam immediately gangs up on Taurtis like "yeah dude what's wrong with you?" o-okay samuel :/
Okay so Senor Loro isn't the principal? He's the guidance counsellor? I am confushion /ref
Sam tries to give Tori the flowers again despite her already having informed him that he will need them for another class.
I think Taurtis is taking the term "we're all made of the same space dust" a bit too seriously necause now hes saying fish are flowers too
Bell rings it's time for the next class
Taurtis take's Sam's flowers. Good job Taurtis.
You can tell Sam's actually getting annoyed by this lmao
Dom just casually keeps his head in his locker okay dude.
SAM WHY ARE YOU LOOKING THROUGH THE LOCKERS AGAIN YOU NEED TO GO TO CLASS DUMBASS
the bell rings and instead of rushing to class Sam just crouches and slowly walks omg
Okay this teacher is Dr Nurse MD so I'm assuming this will be a medical class?
He calls the student's faces dumb ok ig pop off
okay his name ks actually Jangus Lipperbottom but people call him DrNurseMD. I can see why.
Dr asks the kids to introduce themselves and no one does but Dom who stand on his desk, anounced he's the greatest (ever), then sits back down.
Dr calls Taurtis headphones man. Taurtis tries to introduce himself but Sam keeps interrupting him, so Taurtis makes fun of him in kind.
Dr asks Taurtis to talk abojt his backstory and Sam, in a rare moment of sanity, calls Taurtis aside to remind them that theyre in the witness protection program.
They call the Yakuza the Kazoos and I think thats neat
dr calls sam bun bun man im dead 馃拃
Sam tries to say he beat up a superhero but everyone bullies him into telling the truth and I just think thats nice :)
okay so this is a health class and now Dr is going to teach them cpr. as someone who knows cpr, I do not think he should teach sam this.
okay so we already have flase information being spread cor does not stand for cinderella prints rain it stands for cardiorespritory pulmination i believe idk its been a month since i learned you expect me to rember this
hes asking for a volunteer okay uhm i guess they dont have cpr dummies and Sam offers Taurtis up.
Okay the teacher says "to make this real im gonna have to choke you out." i am now very concerned.
the teacher then proceeds to teach a very innacurate and not very cpr esque cpr. my eyes are burning.
OF COURSE IT WORKED IM
oh my god now hes having them practice on eachother this terrible
SOMETHING WENT WRONG THEY NEED A DOCTOR HOLY SHIT WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN
oh okay the person is fine but i think the teacher was contemplating running to mexico.
and the video fades out with taurtis saying he doesnt like the school.
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