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goddessofroyalty · 1 month

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One Piece Supernova trio Omegaverse idea my brain is milling over instead of letting me sleep:

Alpha!Kid challenging/goading Beta!Luffy in order to 'impress' the unmated Omega!Law, possibly not even wanting to attract Law as a mate just dumb hindbrain posturing kind of stuff.

Luffy not caring about designations or romantic/sexual relationships but fully responding to the challenges/goads because he's dumb and competitive like that.

Law being completely aware of the actual intent behind Kid's challenges/goads but now Luffy's turned it into a 'whose the better captain' thing he's also responding to them in a competitive way.

#Supernova trio #eustass kid #trafalgar law #monkey d. luffy #One Piece #One Piece omegaverse #omegaverse #Ramblings of the Goddess #Kid effectively trying to like puff out his chest and Show Off for the omega #by proving himself Better than the beta #only to end up in a yelling match with the omega and beta #and not even in like a foreplay way like Zoro and Sanji do #no this is fully serious competative yelling over whose the better of the three of them #Not that I think he would know what to do #if Law actually showed interest because this isn't actually about attracting Law #it's about showing off for the omega... who happens to be Law #Look he's not the one that holds the braincells of this trio often #He's not thinking with the upstairs brain #he's also not thinking with the downstairs brain either #he's thinking with the gland that sits right at the base of his brain #that's telling him he's gotta Fight and Be The Best #it's telling him it because of the omega #but he doesn't actually care about that bit just the Fight and Be The Best bit

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starzknight · 1 month

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Disney princess with a bit more accurate outfits...

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maybe-arts · 2 years

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when you're a baby eldritch abomination made of pure positive vibes and your boyfriend is a living yarnball

so yeah that's my hc for Fluff outside of Patchland! boy becomes a ball of yarn - meaning technically he and kirby are completely different species

also i am. aware it's basically 22nd now but SHUSH I AM CATCHING UP

#kirby #kirby series #kirby fanart #prince fluff #kirfluff #yes i do in fact ship them #kirbytober #kirbytober2022 #i am not going to elaborate if yarnballs possess tails normally but in 3d? totally #fluff tail wagging... adorable #and yes it will betray his attempts at being cool and composed and serious and responsible #one thought of his pink puff bf and the propeller is going off #i will forever be sad that he got snubbed of being in star allies #but also considering what the fuck is happening in there???#maybe that was for the better of his sanity honestly!#the floof boy doesn't need to know what kinda elder gods kirby fights on regular

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piscoyt · 3 months

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yk how they say that in the life series they need more people with name that start in vowels to make team names easier? the fns crew has the exact opposite problem

#puff I know you can't do anything about it but beau? that's barely a word 💀#not that I have a better name <3 #if you replace Brody with endless there's no more consonants even <3

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fanfic-lover-girl · 21 days

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#anti gryffindor house #slytherin house #i like ravenclaw and hufflepuff but they are such losers #the minute they cheered the lions winning the cup in book 1 you know these npcs aren't going anywhere #the claws and puffs are just there to be the lions' butt kissers #they should have been outraged at the end of book 1 too #and they should have been happy when the trio lost Gryffindor those points in book 1. why the hell were these kids mad?!#ravenclaw house #hufflepuff house #slytherins deserved better #hp meme #anti albus dumbledore #anti gryffindor favoritism #hogwarts houses #slytherin #anti gryffindor

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voidimp · 3 months

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yeah yeah okay maybe there is something to be said for eating healthier. whatever

#been spending a little more money on like healthier™ snacks with Actual Nutrients & yeah okay MAYBE i have been feeling better bc of it ://#idk it was mostly just bc i got sick of eating the same shitty snacks every day #so i started getting like nuts & cheese & dried fruit & roasted chickpeas & snap pea puffs & also seltzer instead of soda #drinking those stupid expensive protein smoothies (i need to dig out my blender) & eating frozen meals w more veggies #& wouldnt u fucking know it ive been feeling Better lately :// UGH #u know that thing where u get more & more reluctant to do something the more ur told to do it & then u do it & it Actually Helps. yeah #disclaimer that im talking specifically abt My Own Experiences here bc i dont want to Get Into It w ppl but i do know a large part of #the reason my weight has been where its been is bc of how i eat. i want to make it very clear that i am by no means eating Less rn #im just actually eating A Variety Of Foods. like i want to make that distinction bc i think the concept of dieting in terms of #eating less is Fucking Bullshit & i want nothing to do w it. im not interested in counting calories or any of that shit #literally i am just trying to make sure i am Consuming More Actual Nutrients #ive lost 10lbs since the beginning of december. i havent even started like exercising like i want to. its JUST from varying the food i eat #im so fucking mad lmao

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screamingay · 5 months

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peach + cream cheese pastries before & after

#ive eaten 5 of them in as many minutes theyre SO GOOD #id literally down the whole tray if i didnt know better #puff pastry is divine

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musemelodies · 1 year

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make yours here

tagged by: remade the thing (and added fawn) ‘cause i felt like it. ✌️

tagging: YOU. DO THE THING.

#i'll huff an' puff an' ya know the rest! (zeke)#no more mr. nice wolf! (walter)#i hope that somethin' better comes along! (rowlf)#golly bob howdy! (slinky)#big doe eyes! (fawn)#(plus zeke in his house of mouse threads)

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tj-crochets · 2 years

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Hey y’all! It occurred to me this morning I should probably be wearing a medical alert bracelet, given that I am A. very allergic to some things, including some medications B. EXTREMELY contraindicated for other common meds (not allergic, they just interact very very badly with my health problems) C. have some medical issues that could require emergency treatment and D. every single one of my medical issues *could* make me pass out So, uh, do any of you have any advice about medical alert bracelets? What to put on them, what not to put on them, brand/style/material recommendations, etc? Also, any advice on those epipen inside/inhaler inside keychain things to put on purses/backpacks?

#the person behind the yarn #medical mention #allergy mention #fun fact (and by fun I mean the exact opposite of fun):#I have asthma and cannot use rescue inhalers because they shoot my heartrate through the roof #I am extremely sensitive to any medication that affects blood pressure or heart rate #I might be able to tolerate a puff of a rescue inhaler very very occasionally #but the one time I got a...what's it called. Nebulizer treatment? breathing treatment?#my heartrate more than double in less than five minutes while sitting still #better news: I have Weird Asthma and it never actually lowers my blood oxygen levels or causes noticeably changes in lung capacity #so it's annoying but not really dangerous? still might make me pass out but that's mostly because wheezing raises my heartrate #other fun fact: I can't have any treatments for high heart rate because they will absolutely crash my blood pressure #I think my official diagnosis was 'idiopathic but not inappropriate tachycardia without arrhythmia'#which translates to 'your heart goes really fast and we don't know why but it's staying in rhythm and needs to be that fast for your bp'

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poptartmochi · 10 months

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GUNDAM...........

#to quote red:birthmark.. MOU KIETA YUME NO HANA GA #KATAME DE MIERU YUME NANKA HOSHIKU MO NAI MONO BAKARI DAAAAAA!!!!!!#first time this show made me cry.. the rare once in a lifetime eri L can kill a man #gonna listen to redbirthmark on loop and sob.. how can thisBE #and next week is the final ep.. 😑 sadness #i was on the edge of my seat all ep. also schwarzette stocks better go UP she looked SO insane + cool this ep 😤😤😤#also as evil as lauda was.. i get it i can wrap my mind around it.. very shakespeare of him but tbh i love it #i wish the show had more time to breath.. it's okay as it is and i can connect the dots in my mind but 😭😭 if we had time to delve into #things more thoroughly i know we'd all be coocoo for cocoa puffs ykwim 😢😢#gwfm #gwfm spoilers

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royalphantompain · 1 year

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Although I have no arms to hold you in

A human passion burns within

I needed to feel like I exist

So please baby, please baby

STEP INTO THE MIST

Don't be nervous~

No, don't be nervous~

I'm not like other guys

Who have a surface

#Songs that get stuck in my head #What you girls really need's a soft fuzzy man~#AN ATMOSPHERIC MAN #A shimmering puff of indistinct love #What's better than-#Vauge embrace of a soft fuzzy man #Who seeps through your thoughts #Who makes you see spots #Who blows through the air #Who plays with your hair #I know it sounds crazy #But once you go hazy #You'll understand #I'M YOUR SOFT FUZZY MAN!!!!!

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turbulentornado · 2 years

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i officially move back onto my college campus tomorrow (can i please get some f's? 😔✊🏻) so wooo heres to living with like 7 other random strangers in a single dorm! 😀

#yes its somehow worse than my dorm last semester #but im praying its better since probably not all 7 of em are gonna know eachother #but still... this shit sucks #dorming is ass idc what anyone says #also if u smoke 🍃 take a couple puffs for me cuz its my last night being able to smoke in my own room and privacy 😭

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shotmrmiller · 2 months

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it turned to smut in seconds, i cannot control my own hands, ok. 18+ (implication of breeding kink or something and simon's a jealous boy)

ex-husband simon who signed the divorce papers without a fight. it'd stung, you're not gonna lie, but it needed to be done and the fact that he didn't make a big fuss about it made things easier for you physically. (emotionally you were in shambles because did he not even want to try and fight for you?)

he comes over only on the weekends when he's on leave.

he's a good father to his boys. he takes them to their softball games when he can, buys them the ice cream and takes them toy shopping.

and then there's a sharp knock at your door on a wednesday afternoon.

"simon?"

he walks in like he owns the place, which technically he does- even pays the mortgage because there's no way you would be able to afford living here with your own measly income.

"what's this the boys are tellin' me 'bout a man bein' in here?" his voice is calm, steady. but you know simon better than you know yourself, and he's furious.

"i- i'm not sure-" he swipes his hand in the air and your mouth clicks shut.

"don't lie t'me, poppet, or i'll be findin' him myself an' you really don't want tha'."

what man? there hasn't been any since the divorce! you're digging through your memories, scrambling to find what the hell he's talking about when-

"oh! it's the plumber!" you take steadying breath. "i called a plumber on sunday. i needed the kitchen sink fixed."

his dark eyes are piercing, so sharp they could cut. simon's always been a walking lie detector, and it's unnerving to be on the opposite end of that analyzing stare.

he nods imperceptibly, then flicks his gaze to behind you, over your head. "show me."

you scoff indignantly. "show you what? the bloody sink?"

simon wordlessly heads to the kitchen and his knees pop as he kneels-

he's actually checking the fucking sink.

with a grunt, he leans his head into the cabinet and twist awkwardly which is no doubt causing a familiar pain to flare up in his lower back. you can't help but wince in sympathy.

lo and behold, there's a shiny, white elbow in the middle of the rest of the dirty, scratched pipe.

he hums, and rises to his feet, closing the cabinet with his leg.

simon approaches you slowly, fingertips touching the kitchen island as he rounds it. "palms flat on the counter, sweetheart."

oh. oh you know exactly what that means, and your pussy throbs almost in reflex. months without his touch and your body still responds the same.

your protest already at the tip of your tongue, almost involuntarily because principles, but he sees right through you, as he's always done.

"jus' a reward for all o' your hard work. takin' care o' the boys is a stressful job all on its own." his worn hand cups the underside of your jaw tenderly. "aren't i always good t'ya?"

your exhales are weak, just like your resolve. "okay."

simon's eyes glint with satisfaction as he lifts his hand, index pointing upwards and twirls it in a slow, deliberate motion.

your palms are flat on the counter when he curls his fingers into the waistband of your shorts and knickers, tugging them downward.

they're flat on the counter when he lowers himself to his knees and taps the inside of your foot, indicating you to widen your stance.

they're curled into fists when his breath puffs against your slick cunt and his warm tongue slides through your folds, drawing lazy circles around your bud. a tingle of arousal shoots up your spine, his mouth sparking a fire right under your navel.

they're reaching for simon, nails sinking into the delicate skin of his wrist as your back bows when you come on his tongue, vision spotted with black, blurry dots and white hot ecstasy coursing through your veins.

your hands are now crossed at the base of your spine, your cheek pressing into the cool kitchen counter as he bends you over it.

"15 minutes before the boys are home from school. tha's plenty o'time, yeah?"

a rhetorical, if you've ever heard one.

your knuckles stain white as you clench your fists at the heavy, hot weight of his manhood stretching your walls to take him in, a sweet burn that you've always loved. he's gentle but sure, bottoming out in one smooth stroke that pushes the air out of your lungs. the sibilant hiss simon lets out is never fails to elicit a whimper out of you.

"fuck," he groans. "i could stay inside this pretty pussy forever."

and the dirty talk. how much you've missed it.

"would you like tha', pet? be inside of ya til you don't know where i end and you begin?"

a garbled mhm slips past your lips. your head already empty at just the sensation of being so unbearably full that it feels like you're tearing at the seams.

"another time, then, since the kids'll be home soon."

he begins to move, shallow but firm thrusts that drag his cock along your nerves deliciously- a sure fire way of getting you to climax around him in minutes.

your walls begin to squeeze down as the knot in your stomach tightens, and he lets go of your wrists, looping an arm around your waist and straightens you- his broad chest to your much smaller back.

his clever fingers wind downwards, and rub precise, little circles on your slippery clit, and it's all too much, you're hurtling toward the precipice at neck break speed- "god, simon, please-"

his pace never falters, not his hips nor his fingers as your moans begin to rise in pitch. "i'll get ya there, love."

he does, he gets you to your highest peak- blindingly intense- one that chokes the very breath out of you and slackens your knees. "i've got ya."

there's no strength left in you to brace for the spine-jarring thrusts he gives after, the only thing keeping you from sprawling forward is the arm that's looped around you as he pulls you to him.

"on anything?" he rumbles.

your ears ring at that because he can't possibly- your head shakes unbidden.

"good."

the last four thrusts are heavy, backed by his weight, and he smothers a loud groan into the junction of your shoulder as he finishes inside of you- thick, viscous cum filling you until it begins to drip and fall to the floor with an audible plop.

he presses tender little kisses to your sweaty shoulder and nips the side of your neck. "just in time."

the clock on the stove says 5 minutes before the bus gets there.

he helps you redress, chuckling under his breath when you won't look him in the eye. "i'll get the kids, go get cleaned up."

the knot in your chest loosens when you hear the boys' laughter at seeing their father on the driveway. it loosens when simon picks both of them up, one in each arm, and glances up at you as you look down at them from the window.

heat licks up your cheeks when he gives you a smarmy little grin.

idiot.

#call of duty #simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley x f reader #simon ghost riley smut #simon ghost riley x reader #cod mw2 #simon ghost riley x you #simon riley smut #cod smut #cod mwii #simon riley #ghost smut

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