cleo: hey bdubs, where's your boyfriend?

bdubs, without missing a beat: etho's uhhhh….

and on your right you'll see 99% of the server in chaos, dying, trading, and murdering each other relentlessly, and on your left you'll see jimmy bigb and pearl acting out a legal drama over the ownership of a frog, a storyline that is so divorced from the rest of the server that literally none of their allies seem to know about it.

phil "just wants to do projects" za and tallulah "sleep deprived and cranky" soot are by far the funniest people for luzu to randomly drop a truckload of lore on

ID: screenshots of two chats in minecraft. the first is from Philza, who says in all caps, "actual bird brain, it's in the ocean for some reason this is fine." ForeverPlayerG replies, "it's okay, you are pretty". End ID.

obsessed with them forever (hehe) and always

also phil saying "you can't be saying these things" lmfao

oh my god, cellbit put other ccs in the game, but he's doing impressions of them holy FUCK this is fucking FANTASTIC

oh..... grian feels like he's at fault for the bad boys dying so much huh......... so he's staying with them as an obligation to get their time back and make it up to them............... tt that surr e soundss f f ffamliliar.r.r..............................

"you got 15 duck coins?! i got 10 for the investigation i did! theyre paying you more??"

and this, kids, is why you discuss salary wage with your coworkers

this night has just been sitcom beat after sitcom beat. bad trying to make forever jealous by pretending to talk to cellbit. forever and cellbit whisper-threatening foolish. foolish and bad screaming at cellbit not to stress out. cellbit logging out to restart and tico e teto over here thinking he died. them squabbling over what to put on his epitaph. calling cellbit a catboy. calling him a hobbit. telling him to destroy the ring and him getting defensive because he thinks theyre talking about his wedding ring. comedy gold

carol, benito, and lucie's button trip: get sidetracked by meeting room argument, find emi, argue some more, get caught by monster, carol nearly sacrifices emi, lucie sacrifices herself to save emi despite really not wanting to die, lucie dies a slow and torturous death, group suffers first loss, shock and more arguing, heavy stuff

diego, jeffrey, and luis' button trip: go down the pleasant elevator :D do first aid :D go into button room :D press button!! :D

[bad and mike talking about how immortality makes one lonely when all your loved ones are dead]

mike: yeah, that's why [they say] the phrase "rest in peace". you're never gonna rest, bad.

mike oh my god?????? banger line??????????

cellbit telling missa that phil is in love with him and is just grappling with his feelings 😭😭😭 matchmaking game that rivals richas

im crying rn cellbit tried to show the inside of tilins grave to tubbo but its blocked up so he tried digging it up which understandably disturbed tubbo, tubbo scolded cellbit and cellbit retorted that digging up graves is common in brazil, actually, and tubbo's being disrespectful right now, and tubbo immediately panicked and backtracked oh my godddddddddd these two are awesome together

the missa-chayanne reunion was very sweet but also i love how chayanne found his father, who he hadn't seen in about a month, burrowing under fit's floorboards like a rat

phil calling bad the batman of the server is so fucking funny when foolish literally has a whole bit where he is batman. imagine cosplaying a cool superhero every single chance you get only for someone to turn around and assign said superhero to your worst nemesis. i'd be hysterical

everyone @ elquackity: he would not fucking say that

oh god. foolish was being smart in the interrogation room. he was being incredibly smart.

this fucko (/aff) made sure to be vague and go on tangents as much as possible and basically, intentionally or not, frustrated cellbit enough for him to make assumptions. when cellbit made an assumption, foolish twisted it so that he didn't have to admit jack shit. cellbit said "a mysterious entity contacted you about an arrest" and foolish went, "i suppose you can say that."

and he isn't lying!! he was contacted by cucurucho, who is in many ways mysterious! but cellbit still doesn't actually know that!

and then again, when cellbit asked if foolish knew why he was ordered (or requested, or favored, or whatever) to arrest tazercraft, foolish proceeded to go on about semantics about if he knows "how the ends meet" and what that actually means in the grander scheme of things though he damn well knows it was to avenge mr. mustard. if cellbit had just straight up asked foolish why he arrested pac and mike, instead of if he knew the reason why, he might've given a more honest question.

and every single goddamn question cellbit asks, foolish nitpicks at words to avoid answering them (like him going "you threw in the word 'willingly', and that then suggests..." and other bullshit like that.) when he is fact-checking, he's correcting details that are actually irrelevant in the long run, like if walter bob or bad was the one who told him about mr. mustard's disappearance in the first place. so it's giving this facade of being honest though he's very much not.

foolish is actively trying to make sure that cellbit gets as little information as possible and my god is he doing it. he's making sure to stay vague and rambly and confusing. that's some cheeky sneaky shit! what the fuck ! yeah it's pretty clear he's bullshitting but he's doing such an infuriating job of it you just want to get it over with. cellbit knew that foolish probably had more to say, but decided in the end that it was futile and left it to jaiden. fucking hell two people left in the middle of the interrogation.

foolish doesn't need a lawyer (though jaiden is doing a good job of hyping him up) he could weasel out of this no problem! and he fucking did! cellbit still knows next to nothing about how and why pac and mike were kidnapped. all he knows is that they're gone, and foolish is looking for mr. mustard.

(and the thing is foolish doesn't even have that much information. he went through all that trouble for almost nothing. foolish you beautiful bitch. i hate you (/pos))