im singlehandedly a price and zeller defence gang. can you imagine dragging yourself into work every day just to see your fruity fucking coworkers flirting over the new mangled corpse that the fbi somehow keeps producing for you. they're trading little philosophical quips over the actual dead body and making eye contact for far too long, and you just have to stand there and wait for the actual fbi-ing to begin again. and then later, just to really rub salt in the wound, you find out not only have they been slutting their way around the crime scenes, theyve been eating them. they've been eating your hard work!
then one day, when you finally think everything has finally smoothed over and at least one of the fruits is safe in prison, your only vaguely murderous twitchy little coworker breaks him out and throws them both off a cliff. i would be absolutely fuming, justice for price and zeller. they were so viciously and repetitively humbled and they deserved none of it
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"hannibal never loved will, he was obsessed"
"this is all i wanted for you. for us." - "if i could see you every day, will, i would remember this time." - "and achilles wished that all the greeks would die, so he and patroclus could conquer troy alone." - "because i am his... friend." - "we are her fathers now, will." - *guts him so cleanly that it can be easily surgically stitched* - *makes him soup when he's sick* - *draws gay fanart of the two of them* - *compares him to god and himself to a worshipper* - *defends him against alana and jack* - *turns himself in so that will will always know where to find him* - *gives up everything he's worked for to run away with him*
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“he’s never beating the babygirl allegations” and it’s a fictional man wanted for murder.
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His skin is still loading in give him a sec guys
Credits to @agoraphobiaismyname, PURE entertainment
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