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drewstarkeylover21 · 2 years

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Play Along pt. 2 (Rafe Cameron)

Summary: "Cheers to fucking up shitty ex-boyfriends and my new humble knight in shining armor, Rafe Cameron.”

A/N: omg hi guys I am so sorry i’ve been gone for some time, when i tell you it has been a ROUGH month LMFAO. Anyway I missed writing about fictional Rafe and I also missed giving you guys things to read so here is part 2 of Play Along!

Warnings: drinking/alcohol related content, swearing, shitty ex-boyfriends (slight mention of verbal and physical abuse), fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff

PART 1 HERE

MASTERLIST HERE

Hand in hand, a slightly inebriated Rafe and you stumbled into the bar across the street. You sighed in relief as the cool air conditioning met your dewy skin, rolling your eyes at Kayla and Bianca’s suggestive winks at your intertwined fingers.

“I’ll go ahead and get us started on some drinks, why don’t you lot go ahead and find a table?” Rafe suggested, offering your friends a soft smile.

“Okay, yeah, sounds good,” you nodded in response, dropping your head to hide the blush spreading across your face as he squeezed your hand gently before releasing his grasp.

“Kayla and I are set on drinks, but Y/n/n could use a tequila shot!” Bianca called, the three of you giggling as you watched Rafe’s retreating figure salute her before approaching the bar.

“God, what a guy,” Kayla gushed, motioning to an empty table as you made your way behind her, sliding into the hard wooden chair. “He punched Aiden in the face-something I’ve been wanting to do since the first day he made you cry- he buys us drinks, AND he’s easy on the eyes? Dare I say he might be a perfect new boyfriend?”

“Oh please,” you muttered, running your hands across your face and sighing. “He’s amazing, don’t get me wrong. I just don’t think he’s into me like that. I figure he just felt bad about what happened at that last bar and decided to tag along to save me from any further humiliation. I mean, can you believe me? I told him to pretend to be my boyfriend. My motherfucking boyfriend!!! Who in their right mind comes up with that shit? He must think I’ve got a couple screws loose.”

“Y/n, hey, no, no, don’t think that about yourself,” Bianca cooed, taking your face into her hands tenderly. “You are an absolute gem. You did what any sensible person would do to get out of a scary situation. It’s not crazy, you were just surviving. And any guy would be lucky to have you, screws loose and all. I think you just need an extra push. Something to really get your foot in the door. Besides, you don’t need to try very hard, the boy is obviously smitten with you.”

You shook your head at this, laughing slightly.

“Would it help to know that he’s been giving you the googly eyes all night? I saw the way he was looking at you while we were walking over here. For Christ’s sake, he’s literally staring at you right now!” Kayla exclaimed, gesturing over at the boy who had garnered your attention the whole night.

From across the bar, Rafe was patiently waiting for your drinks to come out, his eyes having never left your figure the minute he dropped your hand and left. The reasonable part of his brain would have chalked it up to a sense of protection, one in which he was on high alert to make sure Aiden didn’t come back and try to pull another grimy move, but deep down, Rafe knew that there was more to his newfound infatuation than the idea of fending off your ex-boyfriend. You were the most interesting thing he could have chosen to look at. There was a reason you had caught his eye so early on in the night, and the second you had laughed at his stupid joke, Rafe was absolutely done for.

Rafe’s gaze softened as he registered your appearance, the way your mouth upturned at your energetic friends, the dim lighting from the bar pulling a sliver of color from your long hair, the slightest glimmer of sweat reflecting off of your temple. He watched as you blushed at something Kayla had said to you, shaking your head before turning to look at him. Rafe gave you a sheepish wave, feeling embarrassed for having been caught staring at you. He felt like there was a magnetic current pulling him to you; drawing his attention. He couldn’t look away even if he wanted to. Grinning as you waved back shyly, he gestured you over with his hands.

He watched excitedly as you made your way to him, doing his best to keep his composure.

“Hello, m’lady,” Rafe greeted with a tip of his head and a jesterly bow. “Care to help me carry these drinks back to our table?”

“It’d be my honor good sir,” you replied, giving a curtsy back, giggling at the rapport between the two of you.

You grasped your glass, naturally falling into step with Rafe. Turning the corner to your booth, a small gasp left your lips, as you found it to be completely empty of any trace of your friends. You looked at Rafe quizzically as he shrugged in confusion.

Whipping out your phone, your eyes fell on 2 new texts in your shared group-chat with the girls.

Bibi Baby: Decided to go home. Too much sexual tension in the air. We love you, call us if you need anything. GET YOURS SIS <3 </i>

Every Kiss Begins with KAY <3</b>: I’m telling you. NEW BOYFRIEND! Can’t do anything with us around though. Stay safe, we love you.

Looking back up at Rafe, you rolled your eyes jokingly, waving your phone around in the air.

“Looks like we have been abandoned,” you sighed dramatically, “The girls decided to go home. I didn’t realize how late it was getting. If you’re tired or anything, we can just finish off these drinks and I’ll order us both Ubers.”

“NO!” Rafe exclaimed quickly.

You jumped at his outburst, raising your eyebrow at him with skepticism.

“Sorry, I just uh, well I mean, I don’t want you to go,” he admitted with a stutter, batting his long brown eyelashes at you. “I’m not in any rush if you aren’t.”

“I guess your company isn’t too half bad,” you winked at him. “Plus, I owe you for everything that happened at that last bar,” you concluded, sliding into the booth.

“Like I said earlier Y/n, he deserved everything that came to him. You’re pretty special. I would do anything you asked me to do,” Rafe said as he mirrored your movements on the opposite side of the table.

You blushed again, ignoring the way your heart felt like it was growing 3 times it size in your chest. Raising your glass up to toast his, you cheered, “Well in that case, cheers to fucking up shitty ex-boyfriends and my new humble knight in shining armor, Rafe Cameron.”

“Cheers!” Rafe roared, clinking your drinks together as the two of you tipped your heads back, downing your liquor quickly before shoving limes in between your lips to rid yourself of the burning sensation. The two of you shuddered at the taste of the cheap tequila, laughing at each other’s obvious reactions to the alcohol.

The two of you laughed some more and talked some more, basking in each other’s presence like there was no tomorrow. The happy glow that you were radiating could have rivaled the glow of the sun. You’d never felt more connected to a single individual in your life, which is how you’d found yourself stumbling out of the bar and strolling along the quiet streets. Hand in hand with Rafe, the two of you enjoyed the warm night weather and its quiet ambience in a comfortable silence, each other’s presence more than enough to keep you both satisfied.

Suddenly, you felt your body come to a halt as Rafe had abruptly stopped moving alongside you, your intertwined fingers straining against his as he gently tugged you backwards.

“Dance with me,” Rafe said boldly.

“What the fuck?” you gasped. “Right here?!”

Rafe said nothing, and instead, carefully grasped your wrist and pulled you into the middle of the empty road.

“Right here baby,” he grinned mischievously, pulling your body flush to his. Snaking his arm around your waist, his large hand found purchase on the small of your back where your skin sat exposed in between your clothing.

“Rafe, what are you doing?” you asked shyly, your face dangerously close to his golden one, blue orbs piercing through your own eyes.

“I’m trying to dance with a beautiful girl that’s had me wrapped around her finger all night,” he said innocently, his fingers trailing up your bare arms slowly, guiding your hands up to wrap around his neck. His movements were slow but intentional, leaving a fiery sensation everywhere his skin touched yours.

Your heart was undoubtedly pounding in your chest at his casual compliment, the warmth of your skin growing dangerously hot as you flushed underneath his intense longing gaze.

“Me?” you whispered in awe. “Can’t imagine that dragging someone like you into a messy personal situation would be grounds for catching your interest.”

You felt your body begin to rock back and forth as Rafe gently swayed your intertwined figures side to side in a slow motion, his eyebrows furrowing with question.

“Someone like me?” he asked softly.

“Yeah, someone like you. Someone far too good for me. Someone who didn’t deserve to get involved and still did, who has a heart bigger than anybody I’ve met in a long time, who doesn’t need the burden of my past relationship looming over them like a cloud. Someone like you.” you concluded with a sigh, allowing your admission to ring in the thick air surrounding you, fears and truths swirling and intermingling in the current of your dancing bodies.

Rafe’s hands fell from the small of your back and found solace on your face, the metal of his rings providing a contrasting feeling of cold on your warm cheeks. Tenderly outstretching his fingers, Rafe brushed your loose hair behind your ear, gingerly stroking your face as if you were a porcelain doll, too delicate to be handled in any other way.

“Are you fucking kidding me Y/n?” he breathed as he stopped swaying, your movements halting. “You’re far too good for me. If theres a “someone” that I want to be like, it’s you. Someone who’s kind enough to put others before herself, even after her own shit ex verbally assaulted her. Someone who always wants the people around her to be happy. Someone who deserves to be taken care of, who should have somebody looking after her heart that’s just as big. Someone who should only settle for somebody who deserves her. I know that we just met and maybe I’m speaking selfishly when I say that I feel like I could be the one to get you to settle in the end, but I know in my heart that would spend a hundred years showing you that I deserve you, if you’ll let me.”

Warm air pricked at your skin, blowing over your cheeks that you didn’t realize were wet. Blinking, leftover tears trickled down your face as you moved to wipe them away sheepishly.

“Sorry,” you chuckled quietly as you continued to dab at your cheeks. “I don’t know why I’m crying. That was just - fuck, sorry,” you choked out. “That was the goddamn kindest and most sincere thing anybody has ever told me.”

Rafe smiled at your actions and angled his head down, his face growing closer to yours. Slowly but softly, his lips met your skin, kissing away your fallen tears.

Pulling away, he mumbled into your skin. “Don’t cry, Y/n.”

Your eyes fluttered shut as he continued to leave small pecks across various parts of your cheeks, your body overcome with elation and a newfound sense of calmness.

You were hyperaware of his touch on your body. You could feel him everywhere. His lips on your skin, his thumbs resting on your temples, his palms pulsing against your cheeks. Rafe Cameron had utterly consumed you.

“Y/n,” he murmured in a raspy voice, his lips balancing dangerously on the small corner of your lips.

Your breath hitched in your throat as you struggled to form a coherent sentence against the immense feeling overtaking you. “I know Rafe,” you sputtered. “Me too.”

Rafe wasted no time. In the mere millisecond between those two words that escaped you, his mouth crashed onto yours. His soft lips moved firmly against yours, the sense of urgency and need devouring the two of you.

His hands had moved to your hair and so did yours, your fingers fisting the tufts at the crown of his head. Rafe groaned at the slight tug, which caused you to moan into his open mouth.

Heart racing and pounding, you worked hard to try and consume him back. To feel him in every open inch of your body, to absorb his warmth and radiate it back. You were floating, swirling, coming apart at his very touch. You clutched him to your body tighter, afraid that the feeling of his heavy body was the only thing keeping you tethered to the ground.

After a few moments, you could feel your breathing steadying and your awareness returning as you came back down to Earth.

Pulling away slowly, you did nothing to release the tight grip you had on his body, only moving to rest your forehead against Rafe’s.

“Can I tell you something?” Rafe whispered, his chest heaving.

“Anything,” you breathed, your eyes still half fluttered shut in a trance as you basked in in the afterglow of your kiss.

“I knew you were the girl of my dreams the minute you stepped foot in that bar. I’ve been staring at your lips for half the night. Kissing you was a million times better than anything I could have dreamed it to be.”

taglist: @hopebaker @notdisneychannel @eatmoretacos15 @onmykneesforrafe @angelofcigs

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raitrolling · 3 months

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Cursed Drabble meta post because i cant help myself sometimes

while i dont think i nailed the vibe for the tumblr reader x celebrity self-insert fan fiction (mainly because i just Could not get through a single fic without dying of cringe. im sorry i do not vibe with this genre in the slightest for reasons that are probably evident in how i wrote that fic) and its probably more wattpad / quotev fanfic tier, i think i did pull off the standard tropes for those sorts of fics

like how the self-insert is supposed to be a blank slate for anyone to, well. self-insert into, but they're always very obviously written to be (cis) women. and the author can't decide if they want their self-insert to be meek and easily smitten, or sassy and genre-aware, as well as simultaneously living the fantasy of having a glamorous lifestyle that people would be jealous of, but she's also totally just an ordinary girl you guys. see, she's got average looks!

and also the combination of fulfilling the fantasy of 'what if my dream man saved me from a scary situation like gross dudes hitting on me', and the fact that the love interest is... often not written that much better than the bad guys lmao. the 'i saw you from across the room and immediately fell in love and wanted to protect you because you are so beautiful' seems to be popular in self-insert fics from what i skimmed through, but a lot of the time the dudes always come across as creepy to me. but in this fic sharle is using french terms of endearment so clearly he is sexy and romantic and not also a weird sleaze, duh

i died the most writing every single piece of sharle's dialogue but also the descriptions talking about how hot he is, btw. the line about the reader imagining his hands choking someone and them smelling his intoxicating scent in his bedsheets both made me want to hurl LMFAO props to people who can write that shit, id rather swan dive off a cliff thanks (tho the hand focus is also due to me listening to that read-through of the foxhole court and the video essayist mentioning how often the characters in that story grabbed each other by the chin. i was just like 'ok yeah i need more hand stuff in this people eat that shit up')

the warnings at the start are there solely because when i was scrolling through the tumblr tags for reader self-inserts i saw quite a few that warned for swearing which i thought was funny since like. this is a 13+ website. you can say the fuck word here and not get in trouble. apart from the cringy dialogue i wouldnt say anything in the fic actually merits a warning, but i felt like i needed to add the other stuff to keep it true to the formatting style that is common for tumblr self-insert fic

the bit with ropikk at the end definitely breaks the illusion and probably turns the fic into some 'lol well that just happened' marvel '''humour''', but tbh i just wanted to include a 'he would not fucking say that' joke and needed to write a palate cleanse LMAO you can pretend that last paragraph doesn't exist if you dont like the immersion-breaking

anyways uh. this was a lot of words i wrote to explain my stupid drabble i wrote as a joke and because people voted for something cursed. you can't say i half-ass anything lmao

#ooc #i drafted this post last night and its been sitting here waiting to be posted

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teacupballerina · 2 years

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Are there rowdy ruff and power punk equivalents in the sorrows daughter and if so are they gangs or acquaintances of Aku's cult? Also.....is Sedusa gonna be the ppg's evil sexy aunt who wanted to be with the prof but her sister got in the way?? You know CW type tropes

powerpunks no, since they're parallel universe. they're from the world where oppressor plutonium is in aku's position or some shit. the rowdyruffs are the girls' little cousins on prof's side.

sedusa was ms keane's estranged drug addict/escort sister, who was offered a stable job under aku. what i mean by that is, he hired a random black haired escort with the intention of feigning sympathy and pretending to fall in love with her to eventually get a kid out of her, and by sheer luck/fate got Ima. He paid for her rehab, trained her for her job, and love bombed her like any narcissist worth their salt.

She was his secretary in the 3 years between Ashi's mom and Luci. She even tried to reconnect with her sister at some point to share how she's clean, she has a new job and boyfriend, and she's about to have a baby.

and then she disappeared.

#samurai jack #ppg #powerpuff girls #sedusa #aku #why this LOL #she was def jealous of her sister and wanted the loving relationship and family that her sis had #she even tried to get sugar daddies and clients to fall for her #but before she could try to seduce aku he was already like #pretending to be smitten lmfao #do you think ms keane looked for her sister after that #i wonder what happened to both of them #im sure their deaths were not related #sorrow's daughter #ask teacup #arts #doodles

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kylespencersgirlfriend · 3 years

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hear me out: interning with luke

interning with luke

luke cooper x gn!reader warnings: me being a hoe for enemies to lovers and writing over 1k words for a character with 3 mins of screen time, one mention of porn but no detail word count: 1,284 (the fact that this is one of my longest fics LMFAO) a/n: i kind of love writing for characters like luke with little to no screen time because there's a lot more room for imagination. anyways, lemme know what you think of this :) also, i know this episode is meant to take place at the end of summer, but we're going to pretend it's at the beginning for this

-i see your "interning with luke" and raise you "initially luke was the office's only intern, but given that he's terrible at his job and michael doesn't want to fire him, he brings on a second intern instead, and you end up getting stuck with all of the work luke fails to do, so you dislike him, but he eventually wins you over"

-go fish

-michael puts out ads for a new assistant since he can't bring himself to fire luke

-you haven't had any luck finding a summer job, so you apply for the position

-the interview goes really well, and michael tells you that you can start monday

-monday morning, erin texts you everyone's coffee orders

-you get up early so you can grab them on your way to work, and everyone's relieved to see that you didn't mess anything up

-"thank god," darryl says after taking a sip of his coffee "it's not decaf."

-andy makes a comment about you already being better than the "other assistant"

-michael had mentioned during the interview that they already had another assistant, and you were glad you had someone to split the work with

-but based off everyone's comments about him you're not so sure you're going to enjoy working with him so much anymore

-after a couple minutes luke strolls in

-late of course

-and you figure he's the other assistant you've heard such good things about

-"hey so, no one ever texted me the coffee orders, so i didn't get anything" he says

-"oh thats okay, y/n got them today" erin tells him

-"who?"

-michael comes out of his office and greets both you and luke

-"so, luke, y/n is actually our new assistant.. our, new new assistant, because, y'know, the workload was just too much for one person, i didn't want to put that pressure on you"

-"oh... cool."

-at first luke sees you being there as an excuse for him to do even less work than before

-"did you send those samples out luke?" "actually y/n was already headed to the post office anyway, so they did it instead"

-you despise him

-you're bending over backwards to do this job the best that you can while he just sits back and watches

-he honestly doesn't even realize it, he's just happy you're doing all the work for him

-everyone in the office LOVES you and hates luke

-they're pushing for michael to fire him and just keep you

-the crew asks you what you two think of each other

-you: "he's the worst. all he does is play cookie clicker or watch porn or whatever on michael's computer all day, and i get stuck doing work that's supposed to be split between two people. i bet he gets paid more than me, too, since he's michael's nephew."

-luke: "the other assistant? yeah, they're cool, i guess. i dunno, i've never really talked to them."

-after about two weeks of you two interning together but hardly interacting, michael sends you two to the store to pick up supplies for one of his random office parties

-and that's really the first time the two of you have been alone together

-so he starts trying to make conversation with you and you are not having it

-and that's the first time it occurs to him that you might not like him

-so from then on he starts putting more effort into talking to you

-he walks you to your car after work

-he helps you carry stuff to and from the warehouse

-he sits with you during your lunch break

-it gets to the point where he spends more time talking to you than pretending to do work

-like before he would at least try to look busy but now its totally obvious he's only showing up to talk to you

-think season one jim and pam except you're super annoyed instead of smitten

-one day you two have to accompany michael on a trip to new york

-him and erin go in one car, which means you're stuck with luke in his

-for over two hours.

-you spend a couple minutes in silence

-"do you mind if i put music on?" he asks

-"no, i don't care" you reply, not looking up from your phone

-"ok cool, i'm just gonna put my playlist on"

-you don't respond until the music actually comes on

-it's your favorite song

-you look up "you listen to this?"

-"yeah, this is actually my favorite band, why? do you not like it, because i can change it if-"

-"no no, they're actually my favorite band too"

-"really?"

-"yeah, this is my favorite song by them"

-"mine too!"

-you chuckle "you wanna listen to this other band after? they have the same vibe, but they're so underrated"

-"yeah totally!"

-the rest of the car ride goes super fast

-the entire time you guys talk about music and movies and your jobs and whatever else comes up

-once you get to new york the crew asks you both about the ride

-you: "the car ride was actually... fun. which is surprising, considering i just spent two hours and fifteen minutes in a confined space with luke and... didn't totally hate it."

-luke: "i had a good time in the car. y/n is actually really fun to talk to. plus they have good music taste."

-so after that you and luke gradually get closer

-you and him definitely give each other the jim look™ when something crazy happens

-you know the one

-he offers to start driving you to and from work

-"i just thought, y'know, we could save gas money, and it's better for the environment"

-you agree

-after one long day you lean back into the passenger seat of his car and close your eyes

-he turns to look at you

-"you okay?"

-you open your eyes and face him "no, i'm beat" you chuckle "i can't even imagine how tired i look right now"

-he smiles a little and turns away as he starts driving "no, you don't look tired. you look really cute"

-"wish i could say the same for you"

-"hey!"

-you laugh "i'm kidding, i'm kidding! the 'i-dont-own-a-hairbrush' look really suits you"

-he laughs "you think so?"

-"yeah," you reach over and ruffle his hair "all bets are off if you comb this mess"

-"i'll keep it in mind"

-the rest of the drive is spent in comfortable silence with slight blushes on both of your faces

-he parks in front of your house

-"well, this is me. see you monday" you say

-you turn to open the car door, but before you can luke grabs your upper arm and pulls you in for a kiss

-it's short and sweet before he pulls away

-he pauses for a moment "i'm sorry y/n, i don't know why i did that, i wasn't thinking-"

-you cut him off by pressing your lips to his again

-after that day you go on a couple dates before you make it official

-because of you he actually starts trying at work

-like wow... your power

-he doesn't want to get fired since working together lets him spend time with you

-the entire office knows you're dating

-like they don't know

-but they know

-they gossip about it at lunch

-"the interns are so cute together" "you don't even know if they're dating for sure" "luke has actually started putting effort in at work... if that's not y/n's influence i don't know what it is"

-when michael finds out he will take credit for your entire relationship because if he hadn't hired you then you and luke wouldn't have met

#luke cooper #x reader #imagine #headcanons #fluff #the office

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willgrahambf · 2 years

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what are your top 5 hannigram moments?

ooooh very difficult. i'll try to start from the beginning of the show.

1. their first breakfast scene together which i think is pretty common bc hello hannibal is obviously smitten and will looks more relaxed with him than around anyone else <3

2. hannibal anime eyes after killing tobias and realizing his beloved has survived his little test.

3. "stop right there. you may have to pretend but i don't" i mean christ hannibal probably bust a nut right there lmfao and maybe this is the root of my dom will obsession

4. "if i saw you every day forever, will, i would remember this time" makes me need to lie down for ten years every time

5. "don't worry about me will; think about me" uhhhhhhhhh the first few times i watched the show i don't think this line hit so hard but now it literally makes me want to sob and throw up

this was so hard and i don't even know if its accurate because there are so many scenes that make me absolutely lose my mind but i guess that's pretty much every moment they're on the screen together

thanks for the ask!!!

#i will be tagging these as #my covid asks #lol

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smallblip · 3 years

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modern day au: hange listens to mother mother and lady gaga RELIGIOUSLY !

I can honestly see them blasting Hayloft on their headphones lmfao 🤣

CERTIFIED CANON.

Hanji doing the voices a la mother mother, same intonation, everything. And it grinds Levi’s gears

Hayloft plays whenever Hanji’s mad and that’s every time they’re on the road. Hanji drives their shared car with Hayloft blasting. There’s a look of absolute fury on their face which screams bloodlust and vengeance and Levi just grips his seat and looks at them in fear while “My daddy's got a gun, my daddy's got a gun, my daddy's got a gun. You better run~” plays ominously in the background.

Hanji and Gaga? Match made in fucking heaven! Them dancing to all the gaga gay club anthems while they clean the apartment (under Levi’s orders), and also them making a bigger mess of said apartment because they’re jumping on the sofa, accidentally kicking over things in the process to 911.

Levi comes back from a grocery run to see Hanji dancing on their bed to gaga and he’s smitten. He pretends to nag at them for messing up the sheets. But Hanji has caught glances of him staring with heart eyes.

Another thing Hanji loves to do to rile Levi up? Recite the entrance to Alejandro whenever there’s a tender moment between them. Levi comes home with flowers and it’s really sweet, and already Hanji readies her face, preparing to play the part of an upper class heir(ess) forced to reject their suitor who shows up at their door. There’s a moment of silence and Hanji’s looking at him with a manic glint in their eyes, grin spreading on their face. “Don’t...” Levi warns. They open their mouth. “Don’t you dare four eyes...” they’re already preparing for the apocalypse.

“I know that we are young, and I know that you may love me! But I just can't be with you like this anymore... Alejandro!!!!”

Levi gives Erwin a lift when his car was in maintenance. And Erwin helps himself to the radio (it’s an old school one with a CD player). And it’s just Gaga hit after Gaga hit. “It’s uh... Hanji’s CD...” Levi says, and Erwin bursts out laughing in his face. Levi sighs. The torture never ends. He does listen to it on occasion though. They’re all catchy hits.

It gets worse when Hanji and Erwin are both in the car (they drop Erwin off somewhere on the way to a movie date). Telephone comes on and Hanji cues Erwin in for the Beyoncé part. At first he’s modest and coy and all “nah Hanji I couldn’t... I can’t...”. “I KNOW YOU CAN ERWIN! I’VE HEARD YOU DO IT!” Levi wants to die. And after a moment more of playing it off, Erwin switched and nails the Beyoncé part. Levi has a migraine.

#I LOVE THIS ANON WTF #anon #inbox #levihan #levihan hc #Levi x Hanji #Levi x hange #Erwin smith #shingeki no kyojin #mine #hanji zoe #hange zoe #modern levihan hc

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faetarou · 2 years

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TUMBLR YEAR IN REVIEW

I posted 1,461 times in 2021

1124 posts created (77%)

337 posts reblogged (23%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 0.3 posts.

I added 1,358 tags in 2021

#fae's besties - 518 posts

#customer || mel <3 - 163 posts @rinesei LOOK AT THIS LMFAO

#fae says hi - 113 posts

#free samples from fae - 87 posts

#fae's baes - 84 posts

#eren's psychopath buddy <3 - 82 posts

#shut the fuck up fae - 82 posts

#fae's double scoop - 79 posts

#haikyuu x reader - 76 posts

#haikyuu - 74 posts

Longest Tag: 129 characters

#the fbi looking at my search history: why tf she researching 290482 different writing/publishing/editing degrees someone stop her

My Top Posts in 2021

kenma who might joke about it, but his games are nowhere near as important to him as you are, because his games don't smile at him like that and make his heart race.

kenma who does a lot of 'playing it cool' but if you literally touch his hair or kiss his cheek he'll actually turn bright red and won't be able to stop smiling for a solid hour.

kenma who is very good with hair of all lengths from his experience with his own, and will spend hours watching youtube tutorials to do any hairstyle you ask him to.

kenma who is very fond of cuddling with you on his lap in his game chair during twitch streams, but really prefers cuddling in bed, both his arms drawing you into him and his face buried in your neck.

kenma who tries much harder than people think – in games, in volleyball and most importantly, with you. he isn't happy unless you are, and damnit, he's gonna make you happy every day of your life.

kenma who doesn't do well around large groups of people, so he always ends up holding your hand under the sleeves of his oversized hoodies, thumb brushing over your knuckles to reassure you both.

kenma who calls you 'baby' and 'sweetheart' – all the classically sweet nicknames, even though he still flushes as he uses them, which really just makes it cuter.

kenma who's favourite dates are arcade and shopping ones, where you drag each other to fun places and he gets to hear your laugh over and over (and honestly, for you, he looks cute when he's enjoying himself).

kenma who is definitely soft for you, despite his insisting that he's not, and you can almost always catch him randomly staring at you with his hair falling in his eyes, that tiny smile on his face.

kenma who doesn't talk a lot and isn't the most emotional person, but you make him want to never shut up again, and he didn't know it was possible to feel this way about one person, but he does. he loves you.

࿐ 𝐟𝐚𝐞'𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐛𝐞𝐭, 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧 !!

psst psst ty @sunkeiji for helping me in my indecision

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kiyoomi who melts every time you trace the moles scattered on his body – his forehead, his back, his arms – shoving that you love the parts of him that even he doesn't.

kiyoomi who gets a real kick from bragging about you, because a) it makes atsumu annoyed, and b) he can show just how much he cares about you.

kiyoomi who is actually an incredible chef, and would learn to cook anything from cultural dishes to those impossible aesthetic dishes off tiktok, if it makes you smile when you eat it.

kiyoomi who enjoys any and all height difference between you two, using it to completely envelop you in his embraces and occasionally swing you up into his arms like you're nothing at all.

kiyoomi who always notices when you're running low on your favourite snacks and drinks and goes out to get them for you, rain, hail or shine.

kiyoomi who loves your kisses to his hands the most – don't listen when he teases that it's just because "you can't reach any other part of me", because he's blushing so hard he's almost the sun.

kiyoomi who is simultaneously shier and more mischievous than you had ever anticipated, depending on who he's around, but is neither around you (hint: what he is is soft and totally smitten).

kiyoomi who pretends to get annoyed when you act dramatic about how tired you are, but allows you to sleep on his shoulder every time and carries you to bed, making sure to kiss you to sleep.

kiyoomi who kisses with delicacy and leaves you wanting more, but every brush of his lips is also scared and desperate, and you just need to hold his cheeks and kiss him all the harder, to say i'm here.

kiyoomi who can't do big romantic gestures like all his 'friends', but he can do the hand-holding and the forehead kisses, just hoping they convey how his love for you is all but bursting out of him.

for @itachiyama

࿐ 𝐟𝐚𝐞'𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐛𝐞𝐭, 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧 !!

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rintarou who somehow knows your own schedule better than you do yourself, always reminding you when certain assignments are due for their classes and bringing snacks as motivation.

rintarou who is the embodiment of non-destructive chaos, laughing his head off as he drags you to a 7/11 in the stupidly early hours of the morning to buy slurpees and run through the city with them.

rintarou who gets clingy at night, against everyone's expectations, begging you to lie on top of him because it's very comfortable and he gets to tease you for being small, though he's really just too lanky.

rintarou who shares his favourite chuupets with you, because you mean enough to him, and he loves your grin as you tease him for choking on them when he sucks a little too hard.

rintarou who is far smarter than people give him credit for, and is more than willing to spend long nights calmly detangling maths problems or drafting essays if it helps you.

rintarou who lets you do his makeup and braid his hair, proudly wearing it outside even when people stare at him, because fuck it, it made you happy, and he'll do anything for that outcome.

rintarou who has the dirty secret of being ridiculously good at making really good homemade smoothies or milkshakes from out of date fruit, and regularly makes them for you.

rintarou who actually punched someone on one occasion for looking at you strangely, smirking whilst you chided him and iced his swollen fist and realising for the first time how special you were to him.

rintarou who carries your stuff every time you go out, because he's actually really thoughtful like that.

rintarou who doesn't know when he started looking at you like that, but he never wants to stop, because in his eyes, you are better than any of the other 'good things in the world' ... well, you are his world.

for @bro-send-dudes

࿐ 𝐟𝐚𝐞'𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐛𝐞𝐭, 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧 !!

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hajime who laughs lowly and quietly - almost like he's afraid of anyone hearing him, but it's such a warm noise of genuine happiness you smile each time you hear it.

hajime who loves to kiss you every time he comes into the same room as you, even if he just ducked out for two seconds, brushing his lips over yours once or twice with the fondest smile.

hajime who notices when you stare at his arms and subtly starts wearing tank tops more, though he still relentlessly teases you about it (his arms are big okay you should be allowed to stare /j)

hajime who has a tiny notebook with your name on the front, filled with little notes like your favourite foods for him to buy, your favourite places for dates, and pages and pages of him writing out his love.

hajime who isn't particularly eloquent with affection, but he shows it in his own way, in teasing comments and gentle smirks, wrapping his arm around your shoulders to let you know that he's there.

hajime who pretends that he doesn't flush brightly every time you compliment him, acts like his heart still doesn't skip a beat every time your skin makes contact with his, feigns composure when he's literally so in love it's stupid.

hajime who lets you dress him up for halloween, taking photos and looking at them on lonely days, looking at your matching smiles and remembering the sound of your laugh that night.

hajime who complains endlessly about oikawa to you, rambling on and on, not noticing the way that you start smiling at his cute hand gestures and the disguised affection for his best friend.

hajime who loves to hug you with everything he has, picking you up spinning you around like it's a dance, before setting you back on the floor and burying his face in your neck to murmur secret words.

hajime who is yours, and he'll show it a thousand fucking times if he has to, because this love that he has for you doesn't fit into one word or a hundred - it just is, and it's yours.

for @yutari happy 1.5k :))

࿐ 𝐟𝐚𝐞'𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐛𝐞𝐭, 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧 !!

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tooru who smirks every time he sees you at one of his volleyball matches, trying his hardest to stifle the pure joy pulsing through him because you're there, for him.

tooru who always keeps one part of your couple routine, even when he's busy beyond belief, ignoring phone calls and schedules to eat breakfast with you or make dinner together.

tooru who cares so much, but isn't always sure how to show it, so on the days when he can, he holds you like the world is ending, kissing you over and over as though he's drowning and you're oxygen.

tooru who likes to rest his chin on your head as he hugs you from behind, not caring if you're in public or not, because it's so comfortable to just drape himself over you.

tooru who still blushes like a kid every time you call him pretty, stuttering through the heat in his cheeks to compliment you right back, because he's cute like that.

tooru who shares food with you and only you, even splitting his treasured milkbread to give you some, as a way of showing his love for you.

tooru who comes to you any time he needs comfort, burying his face in the side of your neck and being calmed by the way you play with his hair and cup his cheeks and whisper that everything's okay.

tooru who has seen love uniquely ever since he was a child; who sees it in the teasing comments and the comfortable silence and the love-filled tears, and has added you to that list of what love is for him.

tooru who cries in your arms when you tell him that he's enough, finding it so hard to accept, but will always be the first person to say the same to you, because you're not just enough, you're all he needs.

tooru who is well aware that he can be childish and petty, but doesn't mind growing up, because the future just brings more time with you, and he's nothing if not yours.

for @alittleoaktree

࿐ 𝐟𝐚𝐞'𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐛𝐞𝐭, 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧 !!

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#my 2021 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #THIS IS SO FUNNY LMFAO #I CAN'T

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maculate-mango · 4 years

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I rewatched CLOY and y’all the anticipation is still the same. How will I get over this show 🥺 Clearly I decided the only way is to list some of my fav underrated/maybe not underrated moments:

1. The fact that the minute Ri Jeong Hyeok set eyes on Yoon Se Ri he was amused by her and was SMITTEN. He deadass SMILED at her and then went back to pretending to be a stone cold man. He been whipped since MINUTE 1.

2. When RJH was waiting in the hospital when YSR was shot. I didn’t realize how much that scene makes me cry when RJH was talking about how he refused to open up his heart or even live a happy life ever since his brother died, until YSR came into his life 🥺 THIS IS SUCH a trope lol but idc cus it’s GOLDEN and it makes me so sad for RJH :(

3. Also I’m not sure if this is underrated but when YSR is about to die the second time the flashes of her memories with RJH come back and she says despite knowing all the shit she’d have to deal with (this is high maintenance YSR we’re talking about) by crash landing in North Korea, she’d do it all over again for her mans 🥺

4. When YSR thought RJH overestimated her bra size and her FACE after that 😩😂 She’s such a good actress.

5. When Seo Dan sees RJH and YSR together for the first time. Was mans even trying to hold back with YSR?? Lmfao he was so overprotective and grabbing her and worried for her even though his fiancee was right there and he probably hasn’t touched her once. He really thought he could live with marrying SD, oh RJH.

6. There’s plenty more but my last for now is after the hospital kiss where YSR gives him the same 3 options to stop acting like teenagers and get over their kiss lmao. HB is so good with those 😳 faces.

All in all my constant state while watching CLOY is 🥺. I have decided there is no getting over this show. So if you love CLOY too please hit me up, I need more people to talk about this show with.

#i just love them so much #why are they so cute for #pls be together in real life #yoon se ri #cloy #crash landing on you #son ye jin #ri jeong hyeok #hyun bin #kdrama #riri couple

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yeaahishowedupatyourparty · 3 years

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IMOGENS PARENTS. NATE.

LMFAO

“Quite frankly, the only reason the boy is still breathing is because he’s doing well for the label...” Charles explained to yet another business associate who’d overstayed his welcome. This was his version of being festive; getting happy-slash-violent drunk with men he’d otherwise be planning to ruin and bitching about guys in their early twenties - Merry Christmas. “He’s like a watered down Dallas Jackson; and even a watered down version of that boy is gonna see the money roll in. I’m talking thousa-” He had more to say. Believe me. However, the sight of his second youngest but most ‘in the moment’ and therefore favourite girl in a corset dress tied his vocal chords, stomach and every other internal organ into a knot. “Absolutely fucking not,” he told Imogen before she could even make it three steps down. This wasn’t Clueless and he wasn’t Mel Horowitz. “Change, or so help me God, the jackass won’t even make it past the front gates, sweetie.” A satisfied smile melted on to his face as she went to change with little to no backlash, it was a rarity and he was going to let himself enjoy the moment. Leaning back into his chair, he glanced at his associate who’d helped himself to another glass of scotch with a bemused, tipsy grin. “-As if he’s making it past the fucking gates anyway.”

“Let me see him, then.” Ever since Imogen had got back from L.A., she’d been bashful, giddy and walking as if the ground was made of rose pink clouds. Being the ever-involved mother she was, of course Eva had done her own research before she came home but only found pictures of her daughter socialising with a scrawny, blonde guy. She knew that wasn’t the guy that’d gotten Imogen so smitten - at least, she hoped not. But, she was thoughtful enough to give her daughter a dose of placebo privacy and pretended she hadn’t the slightest clue that she’d met a guy out in Los Angeles until she’d muttered it under her breath in the car. “Y’know, I always knew you had slightly different taste from your sisters,” she couldn’t help but say, “Brody and Dominic...They’re very.” Hermoso. The English translation escaped her and judging by Imogen’s eye roll, she didn’t care to hear it anyway. When he daughter finally flashed her a picture wrapped in the arms of a tall, brunette guy who looked nothing like the one she’d seen in pictures, she couldn’t help but grin in relief. “That’s not the guy from your photos! Let me see!” She’d totally let the cat out of the bag now; but she was Eva Hamilton, what was Imogen going to do? Swiping the phone playfully from her fingers, she zoomed in on the guy, pacing around the kitchen. “Oh my...Yes,” she nodded with approval. “Yes, I’ll allow it...He’s a good match for you. Not too..scrawny or...ugly.” “I knew you’d follow in your sisters footsteps. I hear wedding bells,” she squealed, glancing at the phone again before clapping and kissing her daughter’s forehead. “Never settle for something that’s incapable of being on your level...Got it?”

#FUCKED UP PARENTS 101 #faedawayyy #imogen x nate

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migleefulmoments · 6 years

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Wow, the tinhats are on fire today. Bitching about it being disrespectful to have their sexuality defined for them (hypocrite, much?), actually saying Darren STATED ON RECORD that he was gay (wut, then why does he need a beard?), reading the minds of Darren's parents, apparently have direct access to Darren, Mia and Ben's bank statements to know how much money they have. These Emmys have really given them a fright and rattled their cages LMFAO.

I literally just wrote a post tagging them about that ridiculous post calling out someone for saying she is straight when she considers herself pan. Whatever dude. Getting angry over an anon calling you straight is f’ing pathetic when 1. you are nobody and there is no reason for anybody to give a shit about your sexuality and 2. you aren’t actually talking about your sexuality-pan or otherwise- on your blog. I mean if you had a blog that was about your sexuality then your sexuality should be respected but bitching because someone didn’t check your bio to see if you felt the need to proclaim your sexuality before posting about CC is pathetic. Franky, I don’t fucking care who anybody except my husband sleeps with. I certainly wouldn’t feel the need to check a Tumblr bio to ascertain the sexuality of the owner of a blog whose sole reason for existence is to discount everything Darren says about himself, his sexuality, his love and to criticize every move he makes while blaming it on an elusive and every-expanding contract, the evil players in Hollywood, his inept yet all-controlling manager and the evil beard he hates but who controls his life simply to torture him and “get promotion”. Oh, and she also exists to cyberbully Mia, a woman that she is so jealous of she spends her days creating and perpetuating lies to make herself feel better about her pea green envy of Mia.

Basically the Emmy’s showed the world that Darren is deeply in love with and ridiculously smitten with Mia Swier. It is really hard to defend your mantra that Chris is “captain of this ship” and supporting Darren with all his might because they have a LOVE for the ages and are in the fight of their lives against the evil of Hollywood when Darren wears his heart on his sleeve and declares his love so freely. So let’s dissect their lies:

1. Did Darren state on Record that he was gay? Well if he did it was in one poorly recorded livestream while telling a joke and he was off camera. He HAS actually stated with his mouth, while on camera, in clear language, and in written article after article, that he is straight. He has elaborated on what it is like to play gay while being straight and he has talked about representation over and over. He has also said- out of his mouth, while on camera- that he is engaged to and loves Mia. Back to the declaration “I’m gay”. Jordan Roth was Parascoping from an event viewing (Emmys?) and a bunch of guys were standing around. A pic of Taylor Swift in a bathtub had just broke the internet and he made a joke about it. Darren off camera makes a joke like “I see that everyday” and then something garbled is said amongst the laughing and over talking. CCers claim Darren says “but I’m gay” which seems odd that he would declare such a thing in that context, on a livestream. It isn’t a natural response to having just said you see “that sort of thing all the time” and WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE OUT HIMSELF LIKE THAT ON a LIVESTREAM? Also I have listened to that audio a hundred times and I don’t hear “I’m gay”. Oh, and Jordan doesn’t respond in the way one would if a closeted friend just screwed up and outed themselves. CCers hang on to that moment like it is a defining CC moment while disregarding and denying all of the times Darren has said he is straight and all the behavior that proves he is with in fact, the fiancee of a woman named Mia

2. Darren’s parents. I posted earlier that I believe the pics are “proof” that Charles doesn’t love or respect Cerina or Darren- he’s walking in front of them after all. He’s also reading his phone- another sign that means he doesn’t actually love or respect those he is with. NOBODY walks in front of someone they love and respect and NOBODY ever looks at their phone when they are with someone they care about and a picture isn’t a snapshot of 0.01 seconds of someone’s life...it is an entire story for strangers to dissect. The pics are are a “stunt” and not at all indicative that the group is annoyed that Paps are literally walking backwards in front of them snapping pictures. Nope they are statements about the disgust the person walking in front carries for the other members of the group. At least THAT is how Tinhatters have seen it every time pap pics of Darren and Mia are released and he’s in front of her or on his phone so it must apply here as well, right?

3. There was also an argument that Cerina and Charles are pulling stunts, pretending to be “one big happy family” because “they love their child so much they would do anything”. That isn’t how parental love works. Bad behavior, lies, and deception are not OK simply because you do it out of love. I love my children to death but I would never outright deceive the world by literally participating in “stunts” over and over where I was putting on a performance that was counter to everyone’s best interest. I wouldn’t consider it “supporting my child” by doing anything that kept them in the closet or forcing them to lie over and over or colluding with them to pretend they are engaged to someone they hated. Ethics and morals still matter and doing what is right matters and supporting the good things-not the bad things- in our kids’ lives matter. But the CCers pretend that love matters more than anything...as long as it is about love then nothing else matters. That is the Disney-princess version of life and love. It doesn’t hold up in reality.

4. Speaking of Makes No Sense... The idea that every time Mia is talked about, mentioned, in a photo or standing near Darren he is promoting her. WTF? “Promotion”. Mia doesn’t even have social media...she isn’t promoting herself. Darren isn’t promoting her. Stop being so f’ing jealous of her CCers. It doesn’t look good on you.

5. Ben...oh lord Ben. That whole trope is entirely made up. Ben might have stayed with them long ago but I follow him in IG and he is rarely in LA and never for more than a few nights. There is nothing to suggest he is even staying with them anymore. Mia and Ben are clearly friends and Mia and Darren both openly share their lives with her friends. Mia wearing Ben’s hat means absolutely nothing and Ben’s arm around Mia at an IHeartRadio event means they are friends and Ben supporting the bar means it is a fun place to hang out and he likes them. Nothing more. The whole story about them in bed and taking pictures on Valentine’s day 1854 is so pathetic and contrived... I just can't. Every time the CCers stomp their feet and yell “Ben Ben Ben HOW CAN YOU IGNORE BEN” I think of Trump and his pathetic attempts to prove that Mueller is a witch hunt...or Tucker Carlson and Laura Ingraham claiming they aren’t racist. It is just as desperate.

There are a lot of comments today- made by single woman- about what a healthy relationship should look like. There is nothing about Ben and Mia and Darren except desperate CCers trying discount Darren and Mia’s engagement. Hell, maybe both Darren and Mia are sleeping with Ben....a throuple if you will. It doesn’t matter if they are because IT ISN’T ANY OF OUR BUSINESS. Having been in a relationship for *cough *cough 24+ years with the same man, I can say that there is nothing about Mia and Darren- including Ben- that makes me think it isn't a healthy relationship. Long term relationships are hard work..not the stuff of Disney princess love and CC BS. If Ben stays with them when he is in town, who cares? He is in town so little. I can imagine staying in hotels gets old and staying with friends whose home is filled with music and singing has to be a joy.

I agree with you, the Emmys rattled the CC family... big time. It is hard to ignore the look Darren gave her as he declared her “my darling Mia” and said the most romantic thing I have heard a man use to proclaim to his love ...well, EVER. It is hard posting the same pics of Darren and Chris talking on stage over and over and over and over and pretend that means they are in love or that it wasn’t 10 years ago. They have sunk to arguing that when we watch Glee we aren’t seeing Klaine on screen but rather that is CrissColfer and they aren’t acting..they are in love in RL. Um, dude NO, those were characters. They were reading lines written for them by writers. They were following stage direction and hitting marks. After the Emmys, the CCers were left analyzing WHERE Darren and Mia’s noses touched because their kiss during the excitement of hearing his name announced wasn’t perfectly coordinated. Darren’s aim was a little off -apparently- they bumped noses and that proves they don’t kiss often. I MEAN THAT IS IRREFUTABLE PROOF THEY ARE FAKE. There was also a proclamation that clearly Mia practiced on objects and other people so she could grab Darren’s face and plant one on him after his name was announced. Making that kind of shit up is the epitome of desperation. They are running scared. Their entire fandom is based on lies, anger, hate and criticizing people who don’t care about them. So when it falls apart, there is no reason to be a CC Family. Their international friendships which are glued together by their hatred and envy of Mia, ceases to have a reason to exist. When it all falls apart, they have no reason to be so sanctimonious or self righteous and they cease to be internet “famous” as they have labeled themselves. If they aren’t fighting for Darren’s very soul, they don’t matter. That just sucks. Of course I watch them double down on “how will NEVER marry her” and I know they are setting themselves up for a big fall...it’s a train wreck happening in slow motion. Of course he will marry her. He has said so publicly several times. Their friends congratulated them and showered them with love-ya know, people who actually know them. I know the CC family will have a few days of anger and then they will regroup and talk about how getting married to one’s beard is the new “breaking up with one’s beard” and that Chris was supporting Darren with everything he had. They will hate the beautiful wedding song Darren and performs for Mia and then they will claim it was really a secret message for them-the people who are really listening- to proclaim his undying love for Chris. Chris will continue to ignore Darren and while most of Hollywood sends Darren and Mia love, the CCers will claim that the ONLY reason Chris wouldn’t send a social media post to Darren is because he contractually can’t. That alone is telling...there is NO other reason he would ignore Darren... I mean, that is the only thing that makes sense, right?

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fluffyblue-multifandommess · 6 years

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Slow burn/fake date/enemies to lovers: Hance, Alyanette, anddddd uh Tododeku (I’m trying to give you different ones than you gave me lol)

Okay this was way harder than I expected lol. Sorry it’s a little late, I wanted to really take time with it (and boy did I. I wrote way more than I expected to haha) 

Slow burn: Hance. Hance is THE brotp to otp ship for me. I do see them more as queer platonic partners but. I mean their friendship??? doesn’t need labels. Their friendship is Epic. It’s the kind of relationship that transcends the difference between romantic and platonic love. It just. is. They just grow closer and closer and when they first kiss it feels so natural and obvious and. gods I have so many feelings about this I can’t even put it into words they’re just. so. good. together. ahhhhhhhh. 

Fake date: Tododeku. It starts with Iida completely misunderstanding and blowing everything way out of proportion and our children being very bad at saying no; After the Stain incident Iida decides that because they’re not allowed to talk to anyone about what happened, they should sit and talk about what the went through together. It comes up that Todoroki “ride or die” Shouto literally received nothing but coordinates from Izuku but decided to drop everything and just go with it (still my favourite thing he has ever done like can you believe). Iida very understandably misinterprets this information and promptly congratulates them on their relationship, and completely doesn’t hear their protests over his “that’s wonderful! the first class couple! we should celebrate this!! let’s throw a party!”. Izuku and Shouto wanna say no but they figure with everything Iida’s been through with his brother getting hurt and all, “I guess we can do this for him, he could probably use a party” and “we can just pretend for a while and when it blows over say we had an amicable break-up or whatever”, and so they go along with it. Cue very clumsy fake flirting because both these boys are very socially inept. Fake flirting that turns into real attempts at flirting before either of them realize. Holding hands because “it’s what couples do right”, with faces redder than the hair on Shouto’s left side. By the time they think it’d be appropriate to fake amicably break up, they’re both super smitten and the fake dating just keeps going as they both keep coming with excuses to keep up the ‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘charade’‘‘‘‘‘‘‘. For Valentine’s day they both make each other chocolates. Homemade. They both get help from those in Class A who are good at baking, unbeknownst to the other. (Class A is delighted and spends a lot of time snickering at these two fools who are just so meant for each other) They exchange the chocolates in front of the class ‘to keep the charade going’ but then after school Shouto cracks and pulls Izuku aside to admit the chocolates were for real and Izuku Dies and then admits to the same thing and they both lived happily ever after and became one of the most famous hero couples. (”#1 Hero All Might’s deciple and #2 Hero Endeavor’s son! can you believe!” scream the delighted masses) Turns out I have way more Tododeku feels then I realized before answering this ask oops 

Enemies to lovers: this physically pains me but Alyanette. I have to do this to them because the other two ships just had to get the other two tropes Alya and Mari I am so sorry to do this to you. This one is the hardest ohmygods. I’ve been sitting with this for almost an hour and I can’t figure out a way to make them hate each other that isn’t either wildly OOC or involves Adrien and I hate making two girls’ relationship about a boy but I don’t know what else to do ashgjdkhfgks. So uh here goes. I’m sorry.Alya & Adrien grew up together so they’re super duper close. like. Jake and Rosa from B/99. Mer Cristina from G/reys. Steven and Connie. You get the picture. So anyways, they’re always together, Alya accompanies Adrien on a lot of modelling jobs, both to support him and because it’s an opportunity to learn from professional cameramen & camerawomen. Marinette, still having a hugeass freaking crush on Adiren, is extremely jealous because she (and the entire Paris presse) is convinced Alya and Adrien are an item. Meanwhile Alya, who’s very protective of her boy Adrien, is really annoyed at this girl who she suspects is stalking her bestie, on account of Marinette being... well, admittedly kind of a stalker (mostly harmless of course but still Not Great).So Alya catches Marinette in the middle of stalking Adrien a couple times a tells her off and their relationship just keeps getting worse UNTIL Marinette is a little too careless about where she detransforms after a long and difficult fight against an akuma and, unbeknownst to her, is seen by Alya. This changes everything Alya thought she knew about Marinette - and about Ladybug. This creepy girl who's stalking her best friend is Ladybug, her favourite hero and Icon? Her Icon is a stalker? What On Earth. Internal crisis ensues. She desperately wants to understand how they can be the same person and ends up trying to look at Marinette differently, and noticing how kind she is, how much she cares for her classmates, how she tries really hard to always do the right thing - though it does sometimes end up being at the expense of other people - and another crisis soon ensues as Alya starts to realize how her feelings are changing lol.On Marinette's side of things, she does notice that Alya's been less hostile towards her, and doesn't understand why, but doesn't think too much of it..... Until Alya, whos' desperate to get on Marinette's good side now that she has Feelings, offers to let Marinette tag along on one of Adrien's photoshoots (after asking him of course. The two of them talk about p much everything and Adrien is all too happy to let Alya use his modeling job to get close to a girl (even if he's not quite sure why that would work, oblivious as he is to the extent of Mari's adoration for him)). Marinette accepts, thinking it's some sort of trap but unwilling to pass up this chance, and when everything goes really well (to her utmost surprise and confusion), it's her turn to start seeing Alya in a different light.And I think that's enough from me about them lmfao. They just.... go from there after that IDK.

I've written so much more than I intended, I'm sorry this is so long, I'm kind of embarassed at how carried away I got haha ^^" but I hope you enjoyed it.

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hi hi my friends ! i have finally compiled all of my backstory files & have decided to put them together for u in one giant post since some of u were interested ! i linked the texts where certain info is referenced for some things that u might have missed !!!! n also u don’t have 2 read this @ all like y/n is still YOU these are just like the mini fics i wrote 2 help me write the texts so they’re all unique 2 each individual boy n everyone has their own stories n personalities !

pls put ur reading glasses on 2 protect ur lil eyes bc we are abt to go on a luv~ journey

Y O O N G I: custard bread couple

how they met:

they met @ a clothing store !!! the stylists had finally caught on that yoongi had been taking home his ~work clothes because honestly he had been a lil too lazy to shop or dress himself lately and after he gave them back he was left w very little clean things and didn’t want to go through their communal laundry pile n figure out what was his so he decided to just shop instead. so he went out w the standard celebrity hat + mask disguise combo and tbh noticed y/n working in the shop right away bc she was in the darks section hidden between two racks of sweaters n secretly using her phone. and it was kinda cute n funny to him 1. bc she was slacking off during work and 2. bc she was dressed in white n pastel pink so she did more standing out than blending in. n so yoongi pretended to look thru a rack of black sweaters for a few mins before he cleared his throat n said “is playing hide and seek part of the job?” and y/n obvi jumped bc she didn’t even realize someone had been in that section and dropped her phone on the ground. so she was pouty and ready to kinda say something bratty back but as soon as she took one look @ yoongi n his hat + mask she bursted into laughter and said “you look like a walking police sketch” min yoongi pretty much lost to the demonic possession that is love @ that very moment

backstory: yoongi’s y/n

her parents run an art gallery in gangnam !!! they always gave her lots of freedom 2 pursue her own interests so when she was little she did everything from piano to taekwondo to dance to collecting dragon ball figurines but also rilakkumas. she never rly had 2 worry abt anything bc her parents are super supportive. and now……..because she’s always had so much freedom, she doesn’t exactly know what she wants to do w her life ??? because a lot of things interest her ?? and choosing one thing doesn’t seem like a decision she’s ready to make yet !?? so she got the job @ the clothing store bc she wanted some responsibility (even tho she breaks company policy n is on her phone half of her shift) and routine. n it made her feel a little less guilty abt being ~taken care of i guess ???? but tbh she doesn’t give herself enough credit bc she does a lot for other ppl ??? esp for her parents like she’s always helping out @ the gallery and running errands hmm other things. she has an older brother who studies film (her fam is generally v artistic) n he’s quite serious n like the definition of perfect child and she likes to tease him a lot but she takes care of him a bit too she’ll call him like “ i dropped off some candles n boxes of tea @ ur apartment bc yesterday you looked so stressed u kinda resembled goku abt to go super saiyan. that can’t be good for ur health !!! take care of urself ”!!!! um tbh when yoongi n y/n were getting to know each other like ~deeply she was kinda worried that he’d be put off by her upbringing bc tho they are not completely polar opposite, his is still very very different from hers and she was afraid that maybe he’d judge her for it but it wasn’t like that @ all !!!! yoongi was v happy & relived (?!!!) to hear this bc he knew that she had 3 pillars of support if he couldn’t be there for some reason and also it was so……….. relieving………. for his heart to know that she hadn’t been hardened by the world ??? and like y/n had been studying his reaction super closely totally prepared for some judgment but the only thought in yoongi’s head was “thank god thank god thank god” because y/n is like his own little heaven & that’s hella cheesy for him to think so it’s probably why he calls her demon instead. he likes that she has many interests because she always has something new to tell him and she knows a little abt everything so when they go out n she explains something to him he feels proud ???? and impressed and smitten ?? and not the usual annoyed bc she talks abt things a lot cuter and with less pretense than namjoon does when he’s being a know it all. but he doesn’t feel like y/n is a know it all. she’s just a sharer !!!! she wants to share everything w yoongi from random facts abt soccer or art or the extensive n complicated backstory of the band gorillaz & she gets excited about it and yoongi LOVES it !!!! he loves that when she’s excited the first thing she thinks abt is telling him so he can be excited too and he loves that he doesn’t have to guess what she’s thinking or feeling bc she tells him everything. she doesn’t hide from him and so he feels like he can’t hide from her and pushes himself to be more honest and open and it’s so relieving to finally be able to fully share himself w someone !!! the only thing that takes years off his life is that yoongi is like 90% of y/n’s impulse control (i think u could tell that in a few texts) lmao

custard bread couple things:

side characters - custard bread lady. y/n’s best friend sooyoung who has a very straightforward and ~jeongguk like personality.

reoccurring themes: custard bread, stop saving his fansite pics, love is demonic possession lmfao, RILAKKUMA VS KUMAMON, this face ;(

nicknames: brat (he calls y/n this usually followed by ;( ) demon (they call each other this lmfao) yoongz (y/n calls him this) mim moomgi (y/n calls him this)

how they met custard bread lady:

it was predating. yoongi was walking y/n to work one morning (which….. he’d rather be sleeping but he wouldn’t be able to see her for a week after that so he decided to milk all the time he had) n they decided to stop @ custard bread lady’s shop bc it was open and on the route 2 y/n’s job so it seemed pretty convenient (they had never been there before) n the plan was to get yoongi’s black coffee & y/n’s hot chocolate n get out of there within 5mins which seems like a reasonable plan but little did they know a middle aged man from h e l l would be the customer ahead of them. & every time yoongi tells this story he swears this man must’ve had zero concept of the coffee making process bc he was like ridiculously offended that he’d have to wait a few minutes for his coffee n completely yelling @ custard bread lady for no reason which was……….delaying the production of his coffee even further. n y/n wanted to step in so bad yoongi could see it all over her face she wanted 2 straight falcon punch this middle aged dude all the way to whatever sad desk job he has for disrespecting the god they would come 2 know as custard bread lady. but he knows her. she’s too high maintence for prison. so yoongi rolls his eyes and very loudly says “just go buy a bottled coffee from f*cking starbucks if ur really in that much of a hurry” and the man turns around like what did u say u punk. who do u think you’re talking to. and yoongi has decided to just completely pretend like he didn’t say anything bc if u dont give demons like this attention they’ll eventually go away so he takes the opportunity 2 step up to the counter n is like “can we have a black coffee n hot chocolate pls we’re prepared 2 wait as long as u need” n custard bread lady is so confused bc the man is like still yelling @ yoongi (who is holding tightly onto y/n so she doesnt turn around like “HE SAIIIIIIIID JUST GO BUY A BOTTLED COFFEE FROM F*C—”) so custard bread lady prepares their order n the guy is yelling @ yoongi who is now scrolling through twitter on his phone & taking mental note of all the new curse words he’s learned from this man and eventually that dude leaves (not without threatening to find yoongi later) and custard bread lady is relieved that he’s gone & is thanking them like they’re some kind of heroes & they’re like we literally didnt do anything @ all. but she’s appreciative anyway n throws in free bread w/ their order and unknowingly changed their lives n taste buds 4ever 🍞

face claim:

gfriend eunha

(idk if these are technically face claims bc i rarely show their faces ! i just like 2 use the same girl for one member to keep the texts consistent & unique 2 them)

S E O K J I N - ajae couple

how they met:

they met @ uni !!! seokjin is hardly ever on campus (he’s a v busy man) so he was super super lost n confused trying to find a restroom one day. and while he was wandering through the halls he saw y/n carrying a 50 ft stack (an exaggeration) of coloring books (there’s a reason ehehheh) and even tho his bladder was abt 2 explode he ran over to help her bc it really looked like she’d fall over if a spec of dust landed on top of them. but being suddenly approached by a tall n broad (n handsome) guy startled y/n so s he fell over anyway. and seokjin laughed his rly rly loud goofy laugh as he picked up the coloring books surrounding her and made a rly cheesy "wow i didn’t think you’d fall for me this quickly" joke & @ first y/n was completely appalled but then she realized he wasn’t laughing at her he was laughing at his own joke lmao !!!! not everyone is as confident n open as seokjin he has no problem talking 2 ppl but it was kind of not the case for y/n she didn’t rly know what to say or do so he did abt 90% of the talking as he carried the coloring books (he didn’t ask abt them) to wherever they needed to go n y/n did abt 100% of the laughing bc seokjin held back a little not wanting 2 overwhelm her and because he rly liked hearing her laugh for some reason. so they get 2 where y/n needs to go n seokjin puts everything down n jokingly asks if there’s a 50ft stack of colored pencils that he also needs to bring in n she laughs again so he’s satisfied n decides to quit while he’s ahead. before he leaves he asks 4 her number and also directions to the nearest restroom !!!!!!!

backstory: seokjin’s y/n

she wants to be a teacher. a kindergarten or elementary school teacher❗️👩🏻‍🏫 she’s like a teaching assistant rn n she’s almoooooooost finished w school !!!! i think what she wants 2 do says a lot abt her personality. very patient very kind & gentle !!!!!! and will indulge in ~childish things like games the way seokjin does !!! but i don’t think she’s as outgoing as him she’s more introverted n shy !!!! she’s the oldest in her family n has 2-3 younger siblings so i think that’s part of the reason why she wants to work w kids so much bc she’s good w them and she loves interacting w them and she has more patience than others do so she’s rly good @ taking the time to understand them…………and seokjin lmao. she listens to him like genuinely listens & appreciates what he has to say and it rly means a lot to him bc there’s certain times when he feels under appreciated or like his voice doesn’t matter but she takes him 100% seriously. she encourages all the silly behavior he’s usually told to suppress bc that’s his charm !! and she thinks he’s sincerely funny and cute and interesting and smart. and tbh most people don’t rly remember that seokjin is his family’s maknae and being the oldest of 7 dudes was probably hard to adjust to !!! they talk abt cooking & baking !! it’s usually seokjin leading and y/n assisting but she’s the one who finds the recipes and stuff n gets so excited bc “omg seokjin is gonna LOVE this !!!!!” and tbh she’s so soft for seokjin he still flusters her a lot even tho they’ve been together for a while so whenever she calls him handsome or cute it’s not bc she knows he wants to hear it but bc she’s still like so in awe of him n probably won’t ever stop. family is so important to her & hers really ADORES seokjin like she mentioned how much her mom loves and brags abt him & that makes her so happy ! n it makes him happy too bc he fits right in & he feels like he belongs ! @ the beginning seokjin was rly worried about scaring her off bc she seemed so shy and stuff and he didn’t wanna overwhelm her but they both got comfortable super quickly bc seokjin is such an easy person to be around and once she started opening up he brought out his full personality. and it’s feels so nice to be himself and have someone w/ common interests and someone he can talk to without feeling like he’s whining. he loves her a lot like rly rly rly loves her n is willing to put aside his pride & admit that she might be the most beautiful person on this planet. he loves to take photos of her when they’re out eating n stuff n it makes her shy but he just like loves looking at her and probably spends most of the day remembering her face. but he also loves like how good she is !! like just a genuinely good person w a pure heart and he thinks it’s so cute that all the games she plays are like super mellow nintendo games like animal crossing !!! he probably bought the game too just so he could give her the fruit from his town and bury bells outside of her house. omg he probably screams when he shakes a tree and bees start chasing him and y/n thinks it’s so cute & funny to watch him panic n then complain abt his character’s visual being compromised bc of the stings. tbh they’d be THAT family that has like a yt account where seokjin uploads vids of him & his son’s mario maker map or snack reviews and u can hear y/n laughing in the background as she’s filming. good & pure.

ajae couple things:

reoccurring themes: cooking, food, video games.

face claim:

red velvet irene

J E O N G G U K - choke slam couple

how they met:

these 2 frogs met outside a convenience store lmao !!!! u know those claw game machines where u spend like a billion quarters just to fail @ winning a plushie 50 consecutive times ??? that’s what guk was doing. mingyu made the mistake of saying those things were impossible and of course guk had to prove him wrong. honestly @ the time he didn’t even know why he had so many quarters in his wallet but he’d later find out that it was one of taehyung’s weird pranks that he’ll forever be grateful for because y/n who was eating her convenience store ramen very very slowly had been watching him lose to the machine 7 times in a row and tbh it was so f*vkifng funny to her and watching the rly cute guy getting scammed by a machine had made her forget abt the mental breakdown she had bc of exams 1hr earlier. so she stuffed her snacks in her backpack n watched him fail just once more before sauntering over as he turned to complain to his friend. y/n smiled n said hey as she put 2 quarters into the machine & guk turned around v v v startled but his surprised rounded eyes soon filled w/ awe ? admiration ? worship ? as y/n managed to successfully capture a plushie within 4 seconds n then slid it into the large pocket of his hoodie after she pulled it out of the slot. but guk couldn’t do much 2 respond bc what tf a goddess was standing in front of him??! this divine and hot as hell supreme being who conquered the cursed claw machine in 1 shot. so y/n taught him the secret to beat the game and mingyu had excused himself after the pair had won two more plushies together and guk didn’t even feel bad that he had forgotten that his friend was there bc this really really interesting convenience store girl was leaning over his shoulder n coaching him as he went for the doramon plushie and her hair smelt like strawberries. when he walked her back to her dorm there were 3 plushies in the pocket of his hoodie, one in his actual hood, 3 in y/n’s backpack and one in her arms.

backstory: jeongguk’s y/n

a student !!! she’s a 1st yr university student. she kinda reflects where guk might be if he was a ~normal dude. i think that’s why the way they met is kinda important bc it was 2 ppl the same age @ the same place @ the same time but @ two completely diff places in life & feeling completely diff emotions. she grew up in a competitive environment bc her dad is a taekwondo instructor and her brother is a well decorated like student athlete type of thing in that sport. omg so she spent a lot of time there and idk why i gave her a tiny bit of sad story but she lived most of her life w/o her mom so it’s always been her & her dad & brother like eating take out n watching sports together @ home and that was more than enough 4 her. only her & yoongi’s y/n & hoseok’s y/n seem to be genuinely interested in idol groups and for her i think it’s bc she rly turned to girl group members for her female role models n stuff !!!!! she’s living away from her dad & brother for university & that’s probably why she was having a hard time that night they met. and bc guk knows she’s alone he gives her a lot of attention (in f2l texts he always wanted to talk on the phone or FaceTime even tho they weren’t together yet & he talked abt how he loves being w her even tho sometimes he’s just keeping her company while she studies) guk’s y/n is smart and witty and confident and guk really really really thinks she’s wonder woman or something. in his eyes she can do ANYTHING they joke a loooooot and roast each other a looooooooot but he truly believes she’s the most capable person in the world and he thinks super super super highly of her. she’s funny and dependable and ambitious and understanding and she respects the creative direction of his dubsmash vids lmao. bc they joke around so much guk always takes the time to let her know how much he cares abt her so she doesn’t miss understand. like in the christmas texts and valentine’s texts he’s one of the only members 2 rly pour out his feelings bc he makes sure to put in the effort during special days. y/n sometimes tells him that he doesn’t need to bc she knows without him having to say it and she doesn’t want him to feel pressured but he thinks it’s really important that she hears it from him. it’s a real concern for him he’s mentioned it a few times that his instinct is to show affection through teasing her & memes but that’s bc he was scared of the vulnerability @ first but now he’s a self proclaimed Emo™ and let’s her know that she’s loved by him. their personalities are really really similar so they understand each other easily but are different enough that they compliment each other well and are literally each other’s partner in crime (they talk abt how much trouble they get into). idk if any of u watch running man but there’s this episode when haha’s wife guest stars and they’re paired as a team and the dynamic is sooooooo guk & y/n bc even tho they’re competitive and she’s yelling @ him to endure just a little bit longer so they can win the challenge she’s still being like affectionate n like calling him pet names while coaching him and after he gets eliminated from another challenge and it’s her turn he does the same for her and they won the show that day by like playing to the other teams weaknesses and gassing each other up @ the same time omg & the last challenge was something romantic like they had to both pick a random floor of the building to meet on and if they chose the same one then they’d win and they both picked their anniversary and won & it was so funny & cute bc they were like screaming. and that’s how guk & y/n are. partners in crime but @ the end of the day Emos In Luv.

choke slam couple things:

reoccurring characters: wonwoo from seventeen. uyoo the dog. y/n’s best friend yerin. the napkin lady from the convenience store (who hates them very much).

reoccurring themes: kermit memes / frogs, RIPPED (as in everything he raises [kids…….or puppies] will be ripped like him), jeon jeongguk vs jeon wonwoo, getting banned from places, choke slams

nicknames: frog girl (he calls y/n this because he claims that she looks like a kermit the frog meme) babe (usually it’s hot babe lmfao and he never calls y/n this directly only when he’s talking abt her……..to her?)

face claim:

red velvet joy

J I M I N - snow couple

how they met:

they met…………@ the dmv hehehehehehh! jimin can’t drive yet but he really really wants to and in korea u gotta take one written test n two driving tests. mini is there for the first driving test n he’s sosososo nervous bc if he fails this he really won’t hear the end of it from the others……….especially jeon jeongguk. he’s gone over the procedure abt a thousand times in his head and he’s convinced that he’s ready but then the small waiting room door opens and in walks y/n dressed in all white & her hair in pretty bun (she looks like she has v important plans after this) and she’s reading the driving manual they gave him after his written test and jimin is surprised bc he for sure thought he’d get celeb privilege n take the test alone (plus its early morning who else would be here). y/n sits beside him and notices he’s not studying @ all so she’s like hey wanna share my book !!!! and omg shy jimin is like o….kay…….sure as she scoots closer to him. n jimin pretends to read the left page but rly he’s looking @ her through his peripheral n listening to her whisper the ~important things on the right page to herself and it’s kinda calming but also making him incredibly nervous. n when y/n notices he’s totally not reading she closes the book and introduces herself and jimin (v shyly) does the same n she tells him that she thinks she has a 3% chance of passing considering that her brother has been teaching her & it took him 3 tries to get his license n mini laughs @ this and says that he has a 5% chance of passing because bc he only studied last night and exactly 0 ppl have been teaching him how to drive. so they go out to take their tests and jimin cheers for y/n and she fails n y/n cheers for jimin & he fails but it’s ok and jimin’s like “it looked like u were playing v bad gta” n y/n’s like “well u looked like u were 8th place in mariokart” and while the instructor went to schedule another test for them they were talking abt the teasing they’d get from their friends n jimin was describing guk like an elementary school bully & y/n was like “ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ he’s probably just jealous bc ur more handsome than he is” & jimin was gooooooone

backstory: jimin’s y/n

wow a BIG CUTIE a real flower girl like if jimin was born a girl he might be the cute n small n secretly devilish y/n !!! i imagine her parents to be business people or at least someone mildly important bc she always maintains a clean appearance (like even when they met early in the morning @ the dmv jimin made note of how well put together she looked) and i think she likes that image and so does jimin bc he always feels like he’s meeting up w a princess (except on their secret shinee nights……..that’s strictly business) they can relate to each other in that sense bc even though they’re both very much themselves most of the time there’s still pressure to maintain a certain image in the back of their mind n i think that’s why they clicked right away when they met bc as soon as they stopped pretending to study and joked abt how unprepared they were it instantly became so comfortable. they can admit their faults & insecurities to each other w/o dwelling on it so it’s rly rly rly refreshing n jimin always feels like he’s floating on a cloud when he’s with y/n. she adores him really really adores him so much and i think it’s obvious (even tho she teases him bc his reactions are so cute) bc everything reminds her of him ! jimin has said that she thinks everything small and round looks like him but i really think it’s bc having tiny jimin’s around when she misses him gives her some comfort !!! i don’t think he’s caught on yet bc he still has a hard time comprehending that someone likes him that much & reciprocates his feelings & attachment 100%. she’s the most insecure abt her bf being around so many beautiful ppl !!! n it’s not even that bad like she only ever mentions one group and the only reason it makes her uncomfortable is bc jimin has talked abt them before and jimin is the best guy in the world 2 her so there’s small feelings of “ah am i good enough for him?” but she usually fights those thoughts off. they have so much fun together & they love meeting up outside bc being cooped up is not what they’re abt !!!! but omg jimin is so determined not to waste any opportunity to spend time w her that he sometimes meets up when he’s v exhausted and ends up falling asleep while they’re out (it’s happened twice in daily texts hehe) and y/n doesn’t mind bc she thinks he’s cute even tho it hurts her that he works himself so hard !!! but she’s okay w/ looking after him while he sleeps bc at least she knows for sure that he’s resting. jimin adores her just as much !!! he thinks she’s so funny & amazing & cute & smart and they’re always giggling abt something or talking abt something excitingly but even if they aren’t doing much like if he’s just resting on her lap before he has to leave for a schedule he still feels like he’s on a high. and nothing makes him happier than checking his phone after a super long day n seeing a bunch of goodnight selcas and msgs~ and he appreciates that she feels the need to take care of him bc she’s never really had to take care of anyone before (she's family maknae) and that must mean that he’s rly dear to her so holds that special feeling and takes it with him wherever he goes~

snow couple things:

reoccurring themes: snow app thirst traps, secret shinee thing, apeach, tiny………..park jimin………tears………..

nicknames: mini (y/n calls him this)

what is the secret shinee thing:

okay the secret shinee thing is a………….game? a competition? initially meant to be a stress reliever but it got way too competitive and complicated over time lmfao okay it’s like competitive noraebang + chubby bunny + other special rules !!!!! so the other person picks a shinee song (member solos are allowed too but usually saved for the final round) for you and u have to sing it with 2 marshmallows in your mouth and during a specific members part you have to dance too. and there’s a banned word that u can’t say & u get 5 points deducted from ur score every time u say it and every time u forget to dance. so u have to try to get a high score despite all the challenges and whoever has the highest combined score @ the end wins. okok for example if mini was choosing for you he’d say something like

ring ding dong

jonghyun

banned word: butterfly

and okay if ur score was like 89 but u said butterfly once and forgot to dance once during jjong’s part then ur score would be 79. & if u were picking for mini you’d say something like

taemin

danger

banned word: stay

and the loser has to do like a full game of chubby bunny (i’m imagining jimin rn and dyyyyying) + buy dinner + something embarrassing that the other person gets 2 chose :p

the reason they don’t want anyone to know abt it is because 1. it’s their special game n they’re worried their friends (taehyungandgukbutudidn’thearthatfromthem) might try to take it over 2. they rly look SO ridiculous while playing 3. jimin is actually friends w/ shinee (taemin) and if they found out abt this he’d be mortified 4. they take the competition too seriously heheh :p

face claim:

gfriend yerin

N A M J O O N - aesthetic couple

how they met:

omg they met on set !!!! namjoon is super super super super super super lucky that someone else was sick n y/n was sent to the photo shoot instead. longest photo shoot of his life honestly bc he was hung up on her as soon as she wheeled a rack of clothes past him w/o even looking his way. and he couldn’t help but stare as he was getting his hair done and his eyeliner applied and completely ignoring whatever yoongi was complaining about this time bc the peach tones of her outfit n make up n aura were too captivating & his mind couldn’t rly be bothered to focus elsewhere. and y/n totally knew that he had been staring @ her the entire time bc hello this is y/n she’s always 2 steps ahead of namjoon (which he loves bc he’s always been @ the top of whatever he does he’s never had 2 play catch up before) n so she continued to avoid his eyes as she smoothed out the collar of his shirt & joon was holding his breath bc her perfume that he recognized was really the icing on top of the cake. y/n smiled when he was finally styled to her liking and said “you know my sister likes bangtan. she talks abt jimin 24/7, but i’m more into rappers” joon finally woke up as she was walking away and he shouted out a v awkward “ur wearing chanel no5!!!” and y/n laughed @ his clumsy + cute attempt to impress her. n the fact that she was the smooth one during their first meeting still kills joon 2 this day.

backstory: namjoon’s y/n

she’s a stylist —but not all the way up there yet she mostly does styling for photo shoots n doesn’t have like a person or team she exclusively styles for at the moment but she’d rly like one. she’s interested in design & that would be like a dream come tru and namjoon fully believes in her bc she is so unique & brilliant & pretty much other worldly (in a good way) to him that he knows whatever she creates is gonna be good. she’s like namjoon in that she wants to be cultured ! and has probably studied like foreign language (they talked abt english lessons) or art history or some other interesting thing bc she’s always looking for inspiration. she has a younger sister who loves bangtan (her fave member is jimin) & hates namjoon bc of an incident that happened the first time she met him heheheh her dad is a professor n her mom works very hard to raise the family ! n they’re very well mannered n always had high standards for their daughters n even though they’re not authoritarian style parents y/n & her sister always felt like they had to maintain a certain image. so y/n carries herself w/ a lot of grace & namjoon loves it bc he’s (life threateningly) clumsy. @ the beginning he thought that he was way more into her than she was into him but i think we can all tell from the texts that she rly thinks namjoon is the hottest man alive lmao :p and tbh she finds him rly cute & charming especially the quirky way he dresses & the way he smiles w his entire face & the way he needs to fact check everything !!!!! & she really loves that he’s interested in fashion & supports her work bc she loves sharing each other’s opinions of clothes. they rly are the soulmate couple to me bc even their different interests are similar interests like. they go to record shops/cafes because namjoon likes to find weird english music and she likes to look @ the album art & they have this habit of turning two different things into one common thing. kinda like a puzzle. and that’s why i think they were meant for each other. she’s so openly into him like 24/7 and he pretends to be nonchalant but it flusters him & he loves it but he does his best to act ~smooth. it’s also super good & healthy bc he never feels insecure in the relationship and in return he tries his best to treat her like an actual goddess which she has fun w/ sometimes (the pic of him tying her shoes lmao) but they both receive back the love n attention they give ! it’s a rly good balance. y/n has also mentioned being close w/ namjoon’s mom a couple of times now and he loves it bc he’s such a momma’s boi but sometimes he feels like they just get together over tea and compare notes 📝 bc he’ll get calls from his mom like “you broke her sister’s arm !!!!!!!” or texts from y/n like “i can’t believe it took u 2 days 4hrs and 17 minutes to call your mom back, kim namjoon” lmao they just get each other and are so comfortable w/ each other namjoon can lay his head in her lap and talk abt alternate universes for 3 hours n she’ll let him get all of his thoughts out & he listens to her talk extensively abt the different shades of red. they’re each other’s best friend, personal photographer, #1 fan etc etc. just a good n healthy relationship

aesthetic couple things:

reoccurring characters: y/n’s sister who hates namjoon. y/n’s best friend seungwan.

reoccurring themes: selfie wars, when will y/n’s sister stop hating him?, ryan, mildly suggestive texts.

nicknames: baby (he calls y/n this)

why does y/n’s sister hate namjoon:

he broke her arm lmaoooooooooooo ! accidentally ofc ! it was the first time y/n was introducing her to him n she was very very worried bc her sister is a fan of bangtan n had high expectations that he’d be the person fans thought he was. so namjoon gave 2 of the tickets that are reserved for his friends & family to y/n and her sister and they were gonna meet for the first time after the show n probably eat w his parents or something. at least that was the plan. so everything is over and they’re backstage looking for namjoon & y/n goes to the restroom bc um…….their concerts are like 3hrs long friends. and while she’s waiting y/n’s sister spots namjoon n like naturally she gets v excited bc she’s a fan and stuff n she forgets that she’d recognize him even tho he probably wouldn’t recognize her and she reaches her arm out as he passes to say like “yo my sister is in here” bc he looks like he’s trying to call her on his phone but instead it comes out as a loud n excited HEY !!!! and namjoon looks up 2 see a teenage girl reaching towards him n shouting n wearing the tour merch so he jumps to a very bad conclusion n assumes she’s like a sasaeng or something n gets scared n freaks out lmfao he like pushes his arms out to keep her away n this catches her off guard and she stumbles back n loses her footing n falls v awkwardly n suddenly starts yelling y/n’s name (it all happened v fast they both didn’t have time to react) and namjoon finally recognizes the familiar features and puts 2 n 2 together and hes like oh……………………….shit… and y/n comes out of the restroom and sees her sister on the ground looking livid and namjoon standing in front of her looking like he just signed a deal w/ sweet death and she also says oh……………………shit…and after many bribes including getting jimin to sign her cast she still hates him.

face claim:

apink naeun

T A E H Y U N G - soft couple

how they met:

they met at noraebang late one night omg !!!! taehyung was there w jimin and we know tae doesn’t drink but y/n truly thought he was drunk outta his mind when she walked into the wrong room n found him singing (yelling) and dancing to gee by snsd. jimin was so embarrassed (even tho he wasn’t the one trying to hit taeyeon’s high notes) and just looked @ the doorway mortified but tae didn’t care n offered y/n the microphone as he continued to follow along to the choreography as best as he could. and of course he gained a duet partner bc y/n was smitten as soon as she saw the pure (non intoxicated heheheh) excitement in his eyes :b y/n forgot abt the friends she was supposed to meet there and stayed with the 95z until their hour was up. tae made jimin pretend to be hungry so he had an excuse to hang out w y/n some more and invited her to mcdonalds w them and he kept sneaking peaks at her as they walked the two blocks bc he honestly was convinced she was an angel n now that he wasn’t being filtered by the multicolored lights of the noraebang room he felt a lil shy and ofc jimin noticed this right away and would giggle whenever taehyung’s eyes would go wide when y/n spoke to him and when he stuttered out her order to the cashier !!!! so mini had his fun bc he knew that would be the last time he’d ever hang out w them n not feel like a third wheel

backstory: taehyung’s y/n

if u asked taehyung abt y/n he would tell you that she’s an angel. an angel that has been sent down from heaven to love n protect him. she’s everything an angel would be: kind and caring and sweet and open and loving. she let’s tae be tae and that’s a v important thing !!! often he gets kinda scolded for behaving too ~weirdly or they tell him not to act so freely when they’re on broadcast but that’s never the case w y/n. he’s never heard those things from her. she accepts everything he shares & treats everything so specially n like it’s the most brilliant idea in the world. whenever he’s super excited texting her abt things she never shuts him down or refuses to play along she always joins in just as excited & encourages him to express his creativity and so he always feels super good & confident & he’s never worried that she’ll think he’s strange. and tbh it’s not like she goes out of her way to baby taehyung, that’s just who she is as a person. like when they first met & she didn’t turn around and walk out the door but rather joined in on the fun he was having w/o missing a beat !!!!! she’s just naturally rly open & accepting & fun so he doesn’t feel like she puts up w/ him out of sympathy or whatever. he knows it’s genuine & that she TRULY does think his thoughts and opinions are smart & unique & interesting & she really does fully trust him. and that’s why he think she’s his angel and he’s always reiterating his appreciation for her n complimenting her n making sure that she never doubts the pure love he has for her. she’s an only child and bc of that she’s very sociable and has a lot of friends and obvi has no problems starting conversations w strangers heheh. and she’s also a student like guk’s y/n (i see her doing something w medicine like studying to be a pediatric nurse or something n i can already imagine taehyung shouting nurse wifey !!!!!! when he gets a paper cut) and i think she puts a lot of pressure on herself to succeed in school & worries a lot more than he does in general & she doesn’t rly have to talk about it for taehyung to recognize it so he’s ALWAYS alwaaaaays talking abt her positive qualities bc he never wants her feeling insecure & he mentions how he’ll always be there to love & support her no matter what’s going on in her life bc like he said he loves her when she’s sad happy hungry sleepy thirsty sneezy but especially SAD bc that’s when she needs him most. they’re rly soft and pure omg everything they do is so cute like the couple items? scream. most of it is taehyung’s idea bc he’s excited to be in love and he wants everyone to know !!!!! even though he technically can’t let anyone know & that’s part of why he dotes on her so much too. this is a 2 way angel street. he’s her angel too and she feels it all the time !!!! there’s always a happy guy around that brings out the best in her !!!! n she loves the spontaneity that taehyung brings into her life bc they try a lot of new things !!!!! but still keep some regular things like they’re always eating mcdonald’s lmao (pls help these kids) and they don’t feel the need to go out as often the way jimin’s couple does. they stay in a lot and cuddle up and that’s just as exciting to them bc they have big imaginations and a lot 2 talk abt. they don’t stay mad @ each other bc theyre bother very forgiving n understanding n bc their fights are never fights like they both are very thoughtful ppl they’d never do things like forget an anniversary or say something hurtful that they don’t mean. bc that’s not who they are as ppl (esp in the relationship) taehyung’s jealousy is very small n usually half serious ! bc everyone likes her (like everyone likes taehyung)! from grandmas they meet when they’re out to kids in her neighborhood to her professors to his members (especially guk but it’s only in a noona - dongsaeng way & he mostly just feeds her & the other gfs info on tae/the other boys) so he gets nervous but she always thinks it’s cute and reassures him !!! there’s lots of communication n support n gassing each other up !!!! as expected from angels !!!!!

soft couple things:

reoccurring themes: uses dog pics to represent himself, this couple doodles a lot, tae uses bullet points / report style when he’s trying to make a point without being too serious (ex: missing person report when ur sad, recipe when he’s jealous), emojis, boyfriend daesang, soft memes

nicknames: wifey (he calls y/n this)

face claim:

red velvet seulgi

H O S E O K - best couple

how they met:

they met @ the hospital when hoseok was a handful of months old and y/n was a handful of hours! n there’s not much to say abt that initial encounter but their moms are best friends n they grew up together u know. hoseok would cry whenever he fell n scraped his knee & y/n would tell him she loved him n did her best to distract his thoughts as she placed a band aid over the wound. when her parents didn’t get her the doll castle she wanted for her bday hoseok ran home n gathered up all his legos to build one for her. n so they lived w that kind of dynamic (being each other’s knight in shining armor) for a long time n they loved it u know and they could admit that to themselves and to others but as they grew older they would never admit that they ~more than platonic~ loved each other bc “best friends don’t do that”. so hoseok would sit on the edge of y/n’s desk w his arms crossed n his tongue digging into the side of his cheek as another one of their classmates attempted a horribly thought out confession and instead of direct rejection y/n would ramble on abt what a perfect guy shinee’s taemin was. hoseok still instinctively scoffs whenever he hears replay. it wasn’t easy 4 y/n either bc her bff hoseokie whom she had to quickly change the channel for when horror movie ads came on was suddenly this handsome godly dancer n she had to wash her hands for an uncomfortable amount of time as she eavesdropped on the other girls in the restroom gushing over how hot her best friend was and struggled to deal w the fact that she thought the same.

backstory: hoseok’s y/n

we know a little bit abt y/n’s backstory bc hoseok & y/n mention their childhood a lot. like we know that he’s her best friend and that their moms are best friends and we know that she hasn’t loved anyone besides hoseok (except for shinee’s taemin) she’s basically hoseok sunshine but…………w/ a twist. hoseok is a capri sun & she’s lemonade. she’s rly rly sweet but wow if u even look @ hoseok the wrong way ur dead SO DEAD. but hoseok usually talks her out of being confrontational so u’ll probably just get hit w/ the double stink eye from them. to me she’s got an office job !!!! like she’s the mischievous graduate assistant n probably maknae of the office so she’s well loved but has to do things like run to the store n buy pringles for her coworkers when they’re working overtime and the stereotypic coffee run thing~ she brings a lot of joy to the older employees the way hoseok brings a lot of joy to his members & team so they never work her too hard. i think it’s a v comfortable job for y/n & it’s nice to have kind of a ~controlled environment. the beginning of their relationship was a mix of easy & awkward bc even tho it’s what they both wanted for a long time it was still like…….suddenly ur making out w/ ur best friend what the heck is going on. but after that it was so natural !!!! they know each other’s personalities so well that they’re never confused abt what the other needs !!!! tbh everyone was waiting for this to happen. like their moms have been dreaming abt a wedding for years and yoongi + guk had a bet going on and guk lost bc yoongi did some instigating hehehehh. y/n is so friendly & charming & they’ve known her for as long as they’ve known hoseok so they all like her for him bc she’s absolutely his #1 fan. y/n i think worries the least abt his schedule and not seeing him for a bit bc she’s already experienced it as his best friend and if anything it’s easier now bc she knows he’s ~hers. and if she is missing him he’s rly good @ making himself available to her so things get sorted out pretty quickly ! she rly rly rly cares abt him and wants to protect him bc he’s the best person she knows and so like that’s why she gets so worked up even if someone says they don’t like bngtn lmao & she rly cares abt his feelings like they mentioned that she was a fan of taemin when they were in school but ever since she found out it slightly bothered hoseok (f2l texts) she never mentions it (the way guk’s y/n does. not that she doesn’t care abt guk’s feelings. they’re just 2 v diff boys) !!!!!! she’s always giving him compliments and trying to make him feel good she doesn’t want him to feel insecure. hoseok rly loves her bc he truly feels like he has a person in this world who understands him 100% and he never feels like his personality is too much or too little when he’s with her. everything feels perfect & familiar & it’s like his heart’s home is w/ her and not w him.

best couple things:

reoccurring themes: my mom told ur mom to tell me to tell you / family events (basically all stuff implying that they were childhood bffs turned Best Couple), lee taemin

face claim:

red velvet wendy

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alicesnickers (10:29:42 PM): mhm neocount (10:29:47 PM): 5'11" alicesnickers (10:29:49 PM): i wanna know if i'm right... alicesnickers (10:29:53 PM): FUCKMEINTHEASSS alicesnickers (10:29:55 PM): IM SO GOOD! alicesnickers (10:29:57 PM): heheh alicesnickers (10:30:00 PM): I SO KNEW IT neocount (10:30:02 PM): hahaha alicesnickers (10:30:03 PM): guess how tall i am neocount (10:30:04 PM): y? alicesnickers (10:30:09 PM): u look REALLY TALL neocount (10:30:13 PM): 5'2" neocount (10:30:21 PM): ? alicesnickers (10:30:25 PM): HAHAHA alicesnickers (10:30:26 PM): no alicesnickers (10:30:28 PM): D alicesnickers (10:30:30 PM): you can't laugh! neocount (10:30:33 PM): ... alicesnickers (10:30:40 PM): 4 11 alicesnickers (10:30:42 PM): teehee neocount (10:30:55 PM): 0.0 alicesnickers (10:31:04 PM): suck my dick.... alicesnickers (10:31:04 PM): XD neocount (10:31:10 PM): *looks down at his bellybutton* neocount (10:31:16 PM): approximately so xD alicesnickers (10:31:17 PM): OMG FUCK OFF! alicesnickers (10:31:24 PM): *pouts* neocount (10:31:32 PM): hehehe alicesnickers (10:31:32 PM): im done growing too alicesnickers (10:31:33 PM): lmao neocount (10:31:41 PM): I could use you as an armstand alicesnickers (10:31:48 PM): i could use you as a punching bag... neocount (10:31:52 PM): and sure your growing...flling out those tube tops ;-) neocount (10:31:57 PM): hahah I make a good punching bag neocount (10:32:00 PM): ask my sis alicesnickers (10:32:09 PM): your sister is so pweettyyyy alicesnickers (10:32:13 PM): is your whole family beautiful? alicesnickers (10:32:14 PM): lmao alicesnickers (10:32:22 PM): i think you guys are all really cullens... neocount (10:32:22 PM): ^-^ she's vicious too alicesnickers (10:32:27 PM): just like her brother neocount (10:32:31 PM): actually gave me a bruise neocount (10:32:34 PM): I was so proud neocount (10:32:49 PM): She lept like a cat from thefifth stair up neocount (10:32:54 PM): I had to catch her alicesnickers (10:33:00 PM): aw... neocount (10:33:02 PM): but she pummeled me as soon as I did neocount (10:33:07 PM): xD alicesnickers (10:33:09 PM): ^-^ alicesnickers (10:33:21 PM): i got into a fight too alicesnickers (10:33:25 PM): when we were at a rest stop neocount (10:33:30 PM): haha neocount (10:33:31 PM): ? alicesnickers (10:33:35 PM): actually it was my friend alicesnickers (10:33:38 PM): but i jumped in alicesnickers (10:33:41 PM): and pushed her out alicesnickers (10:33:41 PM): lmao alicesnickers (10:33:47 PM): she was losing anyway alicesnickers (10:33:50 PM): fuckin wimp alicesnickers (10:33:56 PM): XD alicesnickers (10:33:59 PM): OMG alicesnickers (10:34:09 PM): HAVE U EVER BEEN BEATING SOMEONES ASS AND THEY LIKE WHINE FOR U TO STOP alicesnickers (10:34:11 PM): hahahahahahahhah alicesnickers (10:34:14 PM): its the funniest shit!!! neocount (10:34:32 PM): I don't pick fights I can easily win neocount (10:34:35 PM): they're no fun to me alicesnickers (10:34:56 PM): i don't pick fights!!!! but my friend was getting her stuff beat.. alicesnickers (10:34:56 PM): lao alicesnickers (10:34:58 PM): lmao** alicesnickers (10:35:03 PM): i can't let THAT happen XD alicesnickers (10:35:14 PM): OMG alicesnickers (10:35:22 PM): have u ever been fighting and someone pulls you off alicesnickers (10:35:23 PM): UH alicesnickers (10:35:34 PM): dave (one of the hitchers) pulled me off her cus someone called the cops lol neocount (10:35:39 PM): lol alicesnickers (10:35:42 PM): and i turned around, slapped him, and went back alicesnickers (10:35:45 PM): HAHAHAHHA neocount (10:35:51 PM): lmao nice. alicesnickers (10:36:04 PM): it took two people to get me in the car alicesnickers (10:36:05 PM): HAHAH alicesnickers (10:36:09 PM): god that was so much fun alicesnickers (10:36:22 PM): i felt bad ass that whole night alicesnickers (10:36:23 PM): HAHAH neocount (10:36:25 PM): the little ones are surprisingly tough ;-) alicesnickers (10:36:33 PM): "yeah bitches....i owned that" alicesnickers (10:36:35 PM): lmao alicesnickers (10:36:58 PM): that's when ed decided i could touch his gun alicesnickers (10:37:00 PM): XP neocount (10:37:11 PM): hhehehee god I get a crack outta that everytime alicesnickers (10:37:17 PM): ? alicesnickers (10:37:24 PM): don't forget i did it TWICE alicesnickers (10:37:28 PM): ^-^ neocount (10:37:43 PM): hahahaha neocount (10:37:51 PM): nice whadju shoot at? alicesnickers (10:37:55 PM): A TREE neocount (10:38:00 PM): you hit it? alicesnickers (10:38:11 PM): we put beer cans on the limbs alicesnickers (10:38:12 PM): XD alicesnickers (10:38:18 PM): antonio...i'm the shitXD alicesnickers (10:38:23 PM): you are talking to an expert shooter alicesnickers (10:38:28 PM): god i love guns.... neocount (10:38:40 PM): lmao alicesnickers (10:38:43 PM): i do alicesnickers (10:38:52 PM): i already decided the ones i'm getting neocount (10:38:57 PM): they're a beautiful thing..which one/ neocount (10:38:58 PM): ? alicesnickers (10:39:08 PM): i really want to own the one i shot alicesnickers (10:39:16 PM): the cz 85 9mm alicesnickers (10:39:24 PM): i want two revolvers alicesnickers (10:39:27 PM): and a .45 XD alicesnickers (10:39:31 PM): and a shot gun... neocount (10:39:38 PM): lol neocount (10:39:43 PM): a shotgun alicesnickers (10:39:45 PM): mhm alicesnickers (10:39:53 PM): I like big guns and i cannot lie... neocount (10:39:56 PM): the mistress grippn the bitch neocount (10:40:16 PM): NINE INCH NAILS LYRICS"Big Man With A Gun"I am a big man(yes I am)and I have a big gungot me a big old Dick and II like to have funheld against your foreheadI'll make you suck itmaybe I'll put a hole in your headyou know, just for the fuck of itI can reduce you if I wantI can devourI'm hard as fucking steel, and I’ve got the powerI'm every inch a man, and I'll show you somehowme and my fucking gunnothing can stop me nowshoot shoot shoot shoot shootI'm going to come all over youme and my fucking gunme and my fucking gun alicesnickers (10:40:24 PM): OMG! DUDE. DUDE DUDE. alicesnickers (10:40:30 PM): YOU MENTIONED THAT SONG ONCE alicesnickers (10:40:33 PM): SO I DOWNLOADED IT alicesnickers (10:40:36 PM): AND I LISTENED TO IT alicesnickers (10:40:38 PM): I SWEAR TO GOD neocount (10:40:41 PM): lol alicesnickers (10:40:44 PM): MY FACE WOULD NOT STOP BEING RED alicesnickers (10:40:49 PM): I LIKE WASHED IT AND EVERYTHING neocount (10:40:49 PM): lol neocount (10:40:50 PM): lmao alicesnickers (10:40:59 PM): that was when i didnt know what cum was..... alicesnickers (10:41:02 PM): hahahhahahahah alicesnickers (10:41:03 PM): i found out alicesnickers (10:41:06 PM): *throws up* neocount (10:41:14 PM): I'm hard as fucking steel, and I’ve got the powerI'm every inch a man, and I'll show you somehowme and my fucking gunnothing can stop me nowshoot shoot shoot shoot shootI'm going to come all over you neocount (10:41:14 PM): \ neocount (10:41:16 PM): lmao alicesnickers (10:41:19 PM): HAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH neocount (10:41:22 PM): sucha durty songf alicesnickers (10:41:24 PM): i asked my brother alicesnickers (10:41:26 PM): and he was like alicesnickers (10:41:30 PM): WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT SHIT TO YOU alicesnickers (10:41:31 PM): LMAO neocount (10:41:35 PM): ahhahahaahahaha alicesnickers (10:41:36 PM): he like shook me alicesnickers (10:41:38 PM): really really hard alicesnickers (10:41:41 PM): "you are HURTING ME" alicesnickers (10:41:45 PM): "i'll kill him alice i swear to god" alicesnickers (10:41:46 PM): o.o neocount (10:41:56 PM): hahaha tell him to get in line alicesnickers (10:42:08 PM): i don't tell him half the things that happen.... alicesnickers (10:42:09 PM): lol alicesnickers (10:42:13 PM): he'd be in jail alicesnickers (10:42:14 PM): one time alicesnickers (10:42:22 PM): he dragged this kid out of class alicesnickers (10:42:30 PM): because he said something really dirty to me alicesnickers (10:42:33 PM): and i told him and he came to school alicesnickers (10:42:40 PM): and dragged him out of class in front of EVERYONE neocount (10:42:46 PM): hahahahhaha I love your brother alicesnickers (10:42:46 PM): but it was funny cus my gramma did that to my moms teacher... alicesnickers (10:42:50 PM): no dude alicesnickers (10:42:53 PM): i had to like CHASE THEM alicesnickers (10:42:55 PM): down the hall alicesnickers (10:42:56 PM): omg neocount (10:43:02 PM): lol nice your brothe is teh shit alicesnickers (10:43:04 PM): everyone got up and ran to the door to watch the beating take place alicesnickers (10:43:07 PM): yes he is alicesnickers (10:43:08 PM): he loves me alicesnickers (10:43:09 PM): ^-^ alicesnickers (10:43:28 PM): omg this is so weird alicesnickers (10:43:34 PM): im listening to "inside of you" by hoobastank alicesnickers (10:43:34 PM): lmao alicesnickers (10:43:36 PM): i just realized it alicesnickers (10:43:41 PM): my ipods on shuffle...teehee alicesnickers (10:44:23 PM): some of the stuff guys say to me i'm like....dude do you ACTUALLY think i want that? like..come on now. *eye roll* neocount (10:45:18 PM): haha neocount (10:45:43 PM): well if they were oliver martinez alicesnickers (10:45:48 PM): OMG alicesnickers (10:45:50 PM): DO YOU THINK alicesnickers (10:45:53 PM): WE WOULD BE TALKING neocount (10:45:56 PM): *hands drool bucket* alicesnickers (10:46:00 PM): as soon as it was clarrified he was oliver alicesnickers (10:46:04 PM): *rips off pants* alicesnickers (10:46:07 PM): no words needed alicesnickers (10:46:09 PM): i'll do the rest neocount (10:46:10 PM): lol alicesnickers (10:46:22 PM): you think your into trent reznor...oh man alicesnickers (10:46:28 PM): god his voice alicesnickers (10:46:29 PM): omg.. neocount (10:46:32 PM): fap fap fap Twissssst fap alicesnickers (10:46:35 PM): OMG please watch unfaithful! alicesnickers (10:46:38 PM): huh? neocount (10:46:38 PM): hahah unfaithful neocount (10:46:42 PM): aight aight alicesnickers (10:46:45 PM): YAYY alicesnickers (10:46:50 PM): he talks french.. alicesnickers (10:46:51 PM): mhmm alicesnickers (10:47:02 PM): voluez vou cou se avec moi alicesnickers (10:47:04 PM): baby.... alicesnickers (10:47:05 PM): xD neocount (10:47:32 PM): lol dirty alicesnickers (10:48:05 PM): you should see some of the fantasies XD alicesnickers (10:48:39 PM): oh i forgot to tell youuuuuuuuuuuu neocount (10:48:44 PM): hmmm? alicesnickers (10:48:55 PM): i saw .45 *shakes head* alicesnickers (10:48:57 PM): OK FIRST OF ALL alicesnickers (10:48:59 PM): SHE WAS A WHORE alicesnickers (10:49:04 PM): she cheated, she lied, she hurt people alicesnickers (10:49:10 PM): she took advantage of people. how can you do that???? neocount (10:49:14 PM): in the end. alicesnickers (10:49:20 PM): she still did it neocount (10:49:20 PM): but not in the beginning alicesnickers (10:49:24 PM): oh... alicesnickers (10:49:29 PM): SHE HIT HER BOYFRIEND alicesnickers (10:49:31 PM): omg alicesnickers (10:49:33 PM): she hit him first!!!! neocount (10:49:37 PM): lol SO neocount (10:49:40 PM): I get hit all the time! alicesnickers (10:49:46 PM): ! neocount (10:49:59 PM): 'lovetaps' lmao alicesnickers (10:50:03 PM): lmfao!!! neocount (10:50:14 PM): one had an actual whip. alicesnickers (10:50:17 PM): o.o alicesnickers (10:50:20 PM): ooooy neocount (10:50:23 PM): that hurts. alicesnickers (10:50:29 PM): but that is disrespectful!!! neocount (10:50:33 PM): hahah, no. alicesnickers (10:50:36 PM): is too! neocount (10:50:42 PM): nah, men can take it. alicesnickers (10:50:47 PM): i mean alicesnickers (10:50:52 PM): unless you guys are playing alicesnickers (10:50:55 PM): or like...you know lmao neocount (10:51:01 PM): women should know they have reigns over us lol alicesnickers (10:51:09 PM): you don't get into an argument and then punch your man.. neocount (10:51:14 PM): y not? alicesnickers (10:51:21 PM): then again a man should never pick up a woman and choke her neocount (10:51:26 PM): exactly alicesnickers (10:51:37 PM): or kick her in the face neocount (10:51:39 PM): a woman should feel safe to hit her man without repercussion alicesnickers (10:51:46 PM): but .... neocount (10:51:48 PM): furthermore abuse him alicesnickers (10:51:51 PM): NO neocount (10:51:55 PM): he is the bigger and stronger of the two. alicesnickers (10:51:55 PM): omg no! neocount (10:52:07 PM): it is his job to be able to say no, and if need be walk away. neocount (10:52:16 PM): with great powe comes great responsibility alicesnickers (10:52:18 PM): grrrrrrrrr alicesnickers (10:52:22 PM): OH COMEONE SPIDERMAN alicesnickers (10:52:26 PM): comeon** alicesnickers (10:52:29 PM): that is different!! neocount (10:52:40 PM): he has the power to destroy her, he is responsible to make her feel in power. alicesnickers (10:52:47 PM): ... neocount (10:52:49 PM): *be in power neocount (10:53:03 PM): there is a balance but.. neocount (10:53:13 PM): a woman has the power to destroy a man emotionally neocount (10:53:20 PM): she must build him up emotionally alicesnickers (10:53:22 PM): 'a woman is supposed to be obidiant' or however you spell it neocount (10:53:26 PM): hahaha neocount (10:53:29 PM): to an extent. alicesnickers (10:53:31 PM): she is supposed to be strong when need be... alicesnickers (10:53:44 PM): her man is supposed to protect her neocount (10:53:50 PM): I honetly don't want an obedient woman neocount (10:53:53 PM): *honestly alicesnickers (10:54:02 PM): not like a dog! neocount (10:54:13 PM): and yes her man is supposed to protect he, from ALL physical threats alicesnickers (10:54:20 PM): even if he's one of them? neocount (10:54:22 PM): and mental of course alicesnickers (10:54:24 PM): ah....... neocount (10:54:26 PM): exactly alicesnickers (10:54:30 PM): no no no neocount (10:54:34 PM): even if he's one of them. alicesnickers (10:54:40 PM): but there can be excuses right? neocount (10:54:46 PM): No. neocount (10:54:51 PM): I've never hit a woman alicesnickers (10:54:53 PM): like guys are dominant in nature neocount (10:54:58 PM): true. neocount (10:55:11 PM): I've never hit a woman alicesnickers (10:55:12 PM): if you aren't fighting back there is just something wrong with you alicesnickers (10:55:12 PM): lmao neocount (10:55:16 PM): threatened to hit a womn alicesnickers (10:55:19 PM): lmao neocount (10:55:24 PM): or even truly yelled at a woman neocount (10:55:26 PM): except once neocount (10:55:35 PM): I hit a wall once neocount (10:55:42 PM): punched a hole through it neocount (10:55:47 PM): but it was away from her. neocount (10:55:52 PM): and it was just to get her to shut up. alicesnickers (10:55:52 PM): o.o alicesnickers (10:55:55 PM): hahaha neocount (10:56:14 PM): seriously, I've been slapped numerous times by a woman and just told her to stop. alicesnickers (10:56:28 PM): o.o alicesnickers (10:56:30 PM): HOW neocount (10:56:36 PM): patience. neocount (10:56:38 PM): self control neocount (10:56:40 PM): control neocount (10:56:45 PM): of ones self alicesnickers (10:57:01 PM): i've bitten a guy.... alicesnickers (10:57:06 PM): he wasn't very patient though neocount (10:57:07 PM): if I hit her, I am no different than ananimal alicesnickers (10:57:07 PM): lmao neocount (10:57:08 PM): lol alicesnickers (10:57:11 PM): then again i just woke up neocount (10:57:11 PM): biting is sexy alicesnickers (10:57:15 PM): fucker pissed me off alicesnickers (10:57:16 PM): OK alicesnickers (10:57:17 PM): IF IM SLEEPING alicesnickers (10:57:19 PM): DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME neocount (10:57:21 PM): hahaha alicesnickers (10:57:27 PM): do not EVER jump on me and shake me neocount (10:57:29 PM): if you bit me I'd shake ou lmao alicesnickers (10:57:32 PM): or i will bite the hell out of you alicesnickers (10:57:39 PM): he tried to shake me off but it just made me madder alicesnickers (10:57:40 PM): lmao neocount (10:57:43 PM): lol neocount (10:57:59 PM): *shake shake* oh no, I didnt meant it *wink wink* neocount (10:58:02 PM): CHOMP!!! alicesnickers (10:58:06 PM): LMFAO!!!!!! alicesnickers (10:58:08 PM): hahahahaha alicesnickers (10:58:11 PM): omg lol neocount (10:58:14 PM): hehe alicesnickers (10:58:19 PM): i can't be told what to do alicesnickers (10:58:41 PM): i'd rather take my beatingsand fight back with pleasure for being disobidient (however u spell it) alicesnickers (10:58:52 PM): then be hit and be obidient...screw that lmao neocount (10:59:01 PM): Fine. Stop talking, or I'll log off and never talk to you again. neocount (10:59:02 PM): :-P alicesnickers (10:59:18 PM): bye. alicesnickers (10:59:21 PM): ^_^ neocount (10:59:22 PM): haha neocount (10:59:36 PM): hahaha lmao alicesnickers (10:59:37 PM): i am nobodys dog alicesnickers (10:59:40 PM): forever the mistress neocount (10:59:47 PM): but you knew I wouldn't do it so that's not fair. alicesnickers (10:59:52 PM): did i? alicesnickers (10:59:53 PM): XP neocount (11:00:00 PM): I need actual blackmail xD alicesnickers (11:00:08 PM): lmfao!!!!!! alicesnickers (11:00:16 PM): i gots my whip alicesnickers (11:00:20 PM): you'll come back eventually alicesnickers (11:00:30 PM): omg that one time when you put that whip on my myspace neocount (11:00:30 PM): hahahaha alicesnickers (11:00:32 PM): i laughed for hours alicesnickers (11:00:35 PM): seriouslyyyyyyyyyyy alicesnickers (11:00:48 PM): i was like oh my...god this guy is so awesome neocount (11:01:16 PM): http://horasnegras.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/rammstein.jpg neocount (11:01:31 PM): hey what can I say....sticks and stones break my bones alicesnickers (11:01:36 PM): *mouth drops* neocount (11:01:36 PM): but whips and chains excite me alicesnickers (11:01:40 PM): HAHAHAHHAHA alicesnickers (11:02:15 PM): self detained and forced to live ... neocount (11:02:35 PM): lol neocount (11:02:44 PM): omg WHITE SKIV VIES alicesnickers (11:02:45 PM): gaaaah my face is keeeling me!!! neocount (11:02:45 PM): http://boifromtroy.com/archives/gay%20pride%20angel.jpg alicesnickers (11:02:50 PM): *drinks liqour* alicesnickers (11:02:51 PM): yay alicesnickers (11:02:52 PM): haha neocount (11:03:10 PM): http://desmadresydesbarres.no-ip.org/img-externas/gay_defender.png neocount (11:03:13 PM): oooh liquor? alicesnickers (11:03:14 PM): HE WOULD BREAK ME neocount (11:03:22 PM): what kind....ehehehe I wish he'd break me alicesnickers (11:03:25 PM): Itd be like: SNAP alicesnickers (11:03:27 PM): HAHAHAHHAHAHAH alicesnickers (11:03:30 PM): hes not that hot! alicesnickers (11:03:38 PM): he doesn't have vein arms.. alicesnickers (11:03:41 PM): *hmph* alicesnickers (11:03:47 PM): hes got em in his legs though.. alicesnickers (11:03:48 PM): *cough* alicesnickers (11:03:56 PM): *lick* alicesnickers (11:03:58 PM): o.O neocount (11:04:38 PM): ama gosh* neocount (11:04:41 PM): *orgasm neocount (11:04:42 PM): http://youtube.com/watch?v=8hPvtuu9CbM neocount (11:04:45 PM): my new theme song alicesnickers (11:05:38 PM): i love this bandddd alicesnickers (11:05:51 PM): HOLY FUCK ME alicesnickers (11:05:54 PM): GOD THIS IS HOT alicesnickers (11:05:55 PM): lmao neocount (11:06:17 PM): their drummer krispy kremed my grundies for me alicesnickers (11:06:29 PM): huh neocount (11:06:30 PM): his boots are awesome too alicesnickers (11:06:42 PM): im confused alicesnickers (11:06:46 PM): he gave u a doughnut? alicesnickers (11:06:50 PM): u met him! neocount (11:06:53 PM): lol he gave me a glaze neocount (11:06:58 PM): >.> neocount (11:07:06 PM): schneiders own dressing alicesnickers (11:07:06 PM): glazed doughnut? neocount (11:07:22 PM): christoph schneiders secret ingredient alicesnickers (11:07:31 PM): whats that? neocount (11:07:35 PM): christoph doom schneiders thousand sailors alicesnickers (11:07:44 PM): is that alcohol? neocount (11:07:47 PM): lol neocount (11:07:52 PM): it could be mixed with such alicesnickers (11:07:58 PM): what is it! alicesnickers (11:08:01 PM): im confused neocount (11:08:04 PM): amagawd lol neocount (11:08:15 PM): skeet skeet skeet!!! alicesnickers (11:08:30 PM): lil jon??? neocount (11:09:02 PM): .... neocount (11:09:08 PM): the white stuff? alicesnickers (11:09:25 PM): OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH alicesnickers (11:09:27 PM): OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMYGOD neocount (11:09:48 PM): wow lmao alicesnickers (11:09:48 PM): my friend says it tastes like meat neocount (11:09:52 PM): 0.0 alicesnickers (11:09:53 PM): i don't see how alicesnickers (11:10:01 PM): i mean not that i've tasted it neocount (11:10:01 PM): oh so you've tried it huh? alicesnickers (11:10:01 PM): lmao alicesnickers (11:10:05 PM): NOOOOOOOOOO alicesnickers (11:10:06 PM): I JUST alicesnickers (11:10:07 PM): lmao neocount (11:10:09 PM): alice BJ'd momo alicesnickers (11:10:11 PM): i don't see how it could alicesnickers (11:10:13 PM): OH EW neocount (11:10:22 PM): slurp slurp slurp neocount (11:10:29 PM): licked the lollipop neocount (11:10:34 PM): stroked the pidgin neocount (11:10:49 PM): nibbled the carrot neocount (11:10:57 PM): sniffed the bushes neocount (11:11:19 PM): ( ')_( ') alicesnickers (11:11:25 PM): he says we have to wait until were married neocount (11:11:25 PM): -.-' neocount (11:11:32 PM): well that's good no? alicesnickers (11:11:40 PM): he'll use it against me in the future alicesnickers (11:11:41 PM): lmao neocount (11:12:07 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SoW5-tLe-U neocount (11:12:11 PM): use what against you? neocount (11:12:21 PM): how could he use it against you? neocount (11:12:29 PM): your actually planning to marry him? alicesnickers (11:12:30 PM): nothing alicesnickers (11:12:35 PM): he wants to marry me neocount (11:12:43 PM): you don't? alicesnickers (11:12:53 PM): hahahaha alicesnickers (11:13:00 PM): what i want isn't important ^_^ neocount (11:13:20 PM): what you want is paramount. alicesnickers (11:13:26 PM): ? alicesnickers (11:13:29 PM): whats that neocount (11:13:30 PM): most important neocount (11:14:14 PM): alice. what' sup with the last two texts you sent me. neocount (11:14:16 PM): ? alicesnickers (11:14:20 PM): whatever do you mean. alicesnickers (11:14:29 PM): seriously alicesnickers (11:14:30 PM): lol alicesnickers (11:14:30 PM): what neocount (11:14:34 PM): wlel you said something bout harshness. alicesnickers (11:14:40 PM): oh... neocount (11:14:41 PM): then you said you had the song neocount (11:14:59 PM): then I could't fin the lyrics to the next one. neocount (11:15:06 PM): which is odd. alicesnickers (11:15:11 PM): next one? alicesnickers (11:15:17 PM): i think im passing out neocount (11:15:20 PM): lol neocount (11:15:30 PM): "baby I'm in love with you" whose that done by? neocount (11:15:31 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxGOKVBvlo&NR=1 alicesnickers (11:15:35 PM): idk i cant remmeber anyting anymore neocount (11:15:36 PM): hahahah fat men tock out. neocount (11:15:39 PM): liar alicesnickers (11:16:17 PM): im on the phone...with liz... neocount (11:16:26 PM): ah. neocount (11:16:33 PM): forever the riddler alicesnickers (11:17:22 PM): done by what neocount (11:17:39 PM): huh? neocount (11:17:47 PM): forget it neocount (11:18:39 PM): now whose the one not talking. alicesnickers (11:18:57 PM): youare alicesnickers (11:18:59 PM): ) neocount (11:19:16 PM): whatever you say mistress neocount (11:19:19 PM): whatever you say. alicesnickers (11:19:59 PM): theres like this black hole in my head alicesnickers (11:20:11 PM): DEAR GOD ANTONIO neocount (11:20:50 PM): what? alicesnickers (11:22:08 PM): hahah anothing nothing neocount (11:22:12 PM): what? alicesnickers (11:22:49 PM): lol alicesnickers (11:22:55 PM): nothing!!!! neocount (11:23:07 PM): WHAT!? neocount (11:23:10 PM): ^-^ neocount (11:24:19 PM): what? neocount (11:24:21 PM): what? neocount (11:24:22 PM): what? neocount (11:24:24 PM): what? neocount (11:24:25 PM): what? neocount (11:24:26 PM): what? neocount (11:24:27 PM): what? alicesnickers (11:24:46 PM): cookie neocount (11:24:56 PM): what kind? alicesnickers (11:25:03 PM): acid.. alicesnickers (11:25:03 PM): HAHAH alicesnickers (11:25:13 PM): have u ever had an acid cookie neocount (11:25:15 PM): no thanks. I am not acookie man. alicesnickers (11:25:24 PM): u don't like cookies? alicesnickers (11:25:29 PM): u can't be serious! neocount (11:25:40 PM): I am. alicesnickers (11:26:18 PM): you don't like cookies alicesnickers (11:26:21 PM): really neocount (11:26:39 PM): Nop. neocount (11:26:47 PM): I like cookie dough. alicesnickers (11:27:04 PM): *throws hands in air* neocount (11:27:12 PM): ? alicesnickers (11:27:25 PM): fuck it! XD neocount (11:27:50 PM): the cookie? neocount (11:28:42 PM): haha pulling my own trick on me. neocount (11:28:44 PM): whatever. 11:29:03 PM alicesnickers has logged out 11:29:18 PM alicesnickers is now online alicesnickers (11:29:33 PM): oopsy alicesnickers (11:29:45 PM): what were we just talking about ? alicesnickers (11:29:52 PM): cookies right.... neocount (11:34:06 PM): ...no neocount (11:34:13 PM): you were evading my question. alicesnickers (11:34:23 PM): what was the question neocount (11:34:30 PM): forget it. neocount (11:34:50 PM): I got work tomorrow. I'm tired and I wanna get up early and work out alicesnickers (11:34:58 PM): im confused alicesnickers (11:35:02 PM): i just blacked out....sorry alicesnickers (11:35:05 PM): idk what just happened alicesnickers (11:35:07 PM): ask me again. neocount (11:35:23 PM): have fun convincing Liz your not gunna be her partner in bi-ness and have fun with your oliver Martinez xxx dreams alicesnickers (11:35:33 PM): you never answered my question.. neocount (11:35:40 PM): which was? alicesnickers (11:36:00 PM): you have work tomorrow ^-^ sleep well. neocount (11:36:14 PM): I thought you blacked out? neocount (11:36:22 PM): I have the transcript of this entire conversation neocount (11:36:31 PM): alas with your loggin out and back in you do not.

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