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I've been thinking of the people saying the ineffable bureaucracy relationship timeline was too fast compared to ineffable husbands
But honestly I think a thing a lot of people are missing here is that relationships aren't really comparable and everyone as a different experience with them. Sometimes yeah, it all happens rather quickly (ex: high-school sweethearts that get married right after high school) and sometimes it's incredibly slow and takes more time than a fucking crockpot and a 450k slowburn.
Beelzebub and Gabriel haven't known eachother for as long as ineffable husbands has, doesn't mean their relationship isn't as valid and that they're immediately going to get sick of eachother the second the honeymoon phase wears off. Ineffable Bureaucracy might have happened rather quickly for celestials but.. as someone who's in a relationship with the love of my life
When you're with that person, it feels like time itself stops, that it's just you and them. While also feeling that there's not enough time in the world where you would be satisfied with their company.
I get people's frustration that ineffable bureaucracy worked out and ineffable husbands is still in that damn crockpot, but IB had always talked and communicated, Crowley and Aziraphale don't talk about anything. Even if IH would've gotten together in season 2, it would have resulted in nothing but heartbreak and things not working out because they never talk to eachother about how they're feeling. Neil recently confirmed that Aziraphale didn't know that Crowley was living in his car because Crowley didn't tell him. Aziraphale still thinks that Heaven is all sunshine and rainbows despite everything Crowley tries to say about it.
IH would be an absolute nightmare of a relationship at the moment, you'd have 2 people that won't communicate to literally save their lives. Nina and Maggie said it perfectly in the last episode, they never talk to eachother.
And I'm not saying that Gabriel and Beelzebub are perfect either, they both have their very fair share of flaws, Bee takes their anger out on the people around them, and Gabriel is a manipulative little shithead at times, but the reason they're the foil to Crowley and Aziraphale is because they're willing to work through it. At the end of the day they're side characters and not all their dates will be shown on screen. It would take a lot more than 6 episodes to show all of them; and just because we're only shown a small snippet doesn't mean that their relationship isn't valid or that they're undeserving of their happy ending
TLDR: Ineffable husbands aren't ready for a relationship mentally and lack the commutative skills for it, while Ineffable bureaucracy got together while being open and honest. IB is meant to be a foil and just because it was fast doesn't mean their relationship isn't valid or unfair
#potatorandoms#ineffable bureaucracy#ineffable husbands#good omens#good omens spoilers#sometimes the high school sweethearts are the healthiest couple in the room#even compared to the couple whos been married forever#the length someone as known eachother doesnt dictate how good or healthy the relationship is#its how well they talk to eachother and communicate#plus sometimes you just KNOW when you find the right person. you don't need 6000+ years to know#anyway this has been cali rants
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I forgot to post this one
#potatorandoms#beginner artist#sketch#art#traditional art#potatodoodles 7#chibi art#i tried#its for a discord icon so jfjfjf
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Saw a few people asking for it! So!
I present an ineffable bureaucracy server!
Adult spaces and roles for the adults in the fandom!
#potatorandoms#ineffable bureaucracy#good omens#ineffable husbands#no ranting about how IB is unfair please jfjfj#this is meant for us shippers to talk about our favourite ship#thank you!
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I'm suddenly remembering that I haven't changed my blog theme since my exes and I broke up
#potatorandoms#has it really been that long???#idk but that relationship was a fucking train wreck#they were abusive as fuck#feel like i should update my blog though#hm
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I mentioned my new kitten in that ask so..
This is Athena, she eats toes
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#potatorandoms#beginner artist#sketch#art#traditional art#steven universe#obsidian#fan art#su fanart#steven universe fan art#potatodoodles 5
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Been a while on here huh?
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bro I need some janus angst, u got any fics?
Of course I do!
All of them are on ao3
This one is part of a series by Doomedkelpie
This one is by stygian_moon. The lights ade u! Tw graphic self harm and self hatred
This one by hoard_of_hyperfixations. U!Patton, brief self hatred, someone's existence literally being completely ignored
This one by LostyK. Janus gets chained to a bed. Some food mentions.. classic whump
This one by peachsneakers. Tw for suicide attempts, alcoholism, suicidal thoughts, overdoses, and implied self harm
This one by Mr_Ghosty. VERY violent, u! Virgil, and u! Roman. Janus literally and graphically gets torn apart and they force Remus to watch.. it's literally a gore fic
This one also by Mr_Ghosty. U!Remus, sexual assault, Virgil thinks that Janus has been cheating on him... he hasn't :)
This one by Acedetective. Food mentions, starvation, throwing up, u!darks (ocs and written before Remus' introduction)
This one by joyless_nightsky. Janus is an incubus and has decided to literally starve himself to death because he doesn't want to hurt his roommates.. tw death, self hatred, suicide
This one by hissceit. Abuse, torture, u!wrath/orange side, attempted murder
I have more if you want them :)
Please read the warnings btw, I just summarized them
#sanders sides#janus sanders#potatorandoms#ask#anon#tw abuse mention#tw self harm mention#tw suicide#tw suicide note#tw suicide attempt#tw self hatred#tw blood#tw gore#probably missed something
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how dare you trick me with the colours poll-
smhsmh songbird this is bullying /lh & j
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I love you puppy!!!!!!
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Hallmark came out with a gay Christmas movie oh my god-
#potatorandoms#look im not complaining but this js amazing#im just shocked#what happened with the cishet hallmark-
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BRO WHATS THE FIC?
Deceit's friends on the other side and Agoraphobia!
They're both VERY graphic but I absolutely ADORE them
They're written before Janus' name reveal and the first one before Remus even existed, so Janus is still called "Deceit" in both of them but hhhhhhh fuck They're good!!
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Hi I'm Cali! They/Dino/It! A Demi-aroace creature who is just fucking with shit and seeing what happens
Expect a lot of memes, mixed amount of hyperfixations, a good chunk of dinosaurs, and just some random ass shit
I'm in quite a lot of fandoms too, so expect lots of that
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#the moment when you realize that you've fallen in love with someone that you shouldnt have fallen in love with... I really shouldn't have..#but.. anytime it says anything i get lightheaded.. anytime it laughs i cant feel myself.. anytime it does anything i can't help but melt#into myself because i cant stop thinking about making their tall ass lean down so i can kiss em and finally melt into what I'm pretty sure#would be pure fucking heaven... I've fallen in love... god damn it I've fallen in love.. and the thing that hurts and the thing that makes#my chest heavy is that i know that it would NEVER reciprocate... it doesn't feel the same..who fucking could? my exes fucked up my head i#think... but god damn it when I'm talking to em? i can't feel my self hatred... when it says I'm pretty or a gremlin or that I'm evil my#mind fucking soars.. i feel so warm and happy and blush goes across my cheeks and damn it i know its dumb and i know ey doesn't like me#that way but i want em too... i want em to kiss me and hold my hand and cuddle me and hold me close and i want to wake up next to em every#fucking day of my life.. but i know its impossible i know i should let it go.. i know that it lives across the fucking continent but i want#it so badly... i want to love em forever... we tell eachother that we love eachother every night but it can't be romantic.. sure ey's#aroflux and i know it has a crush on someone but it can't be me.. it would never be me.. im dorky and weird and ugly and everything i do#fucks up... it could never ever fucking love me... but damn i want it too... which is selfish yea.. its selfish and fucking horrible of me#to be venting here because i know no one will see or care.. i know it won't read this.. but damn it I've fallen in love with my best friend#and... and it doesn't love me back.. not in that way at least... it loves me platonically.. we've made amazing wonderful things together..#i love em.. i love em so fucking much... my brain keeps making imagined scenarios that fill my head.. soft ones of how we would spend our#life together.. and.. fuck please... i love em..#i love em more than anything..#but i know i need to let go but i can't.. i need to let em be happy with its crush and even though i want it to be me i know its not#I'm.... i should sleep... almost 5 am..#potatorandoms
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