going to the grocery store is the most fun a girl can have without staying in her bed drenching in her own loneliness and thinking about what could've been
There's gotta be some fucked up moments post canon Binghe experienced that made him pause and go "how did he know that" about SQQ. Like,,, not to keep bringing it up but do yall ever think about how fucked up it would be for someone to know your trauma so intrinsically that they could avoid triggering you without you saying a word about it? How your lover knows without you saying that you can't eat certain foods because that's what ever you could scrounge up in the Abyss tasted like? That you can't talk about certain creatures because you know how they act when they're trying to kill you?? How you fear certain things that are so normal to do that even a small child can do it, yet he never does it once in your presence?? Do you think about it?? He knows you from the most basic interaction to the deepest dark thought, and yet you don't even know his real name?? I think about this CONSTANTLY. Binghe is living the most eldritch horror romcom plot there ever is post canon, good luck man
what can you cook? what's edible? what's possible with enough imagination?
I'd like to start with things that are present in-game (vanilla), first, the foods and drinks (ingredients too), having a loaf of bread with a nice mushroom stew seasoned with dandelions for breakfast is an option taken straight from the game
now let's say that I take the apples, wheat, milk, sugar and eggs to make an apple pie, that isn't in the game, but it's something possible to craft
in an extend things like salt can exist because the presence of sea water, same as things like bacon (pigs), cheese (milk) and so on
what if I throw the existing leaves in hot water to make tea?
or since all the dyes have an organic source can I make a rainbow cake?
how you cook things must be important too I imagine, maybe steak cooked in the smoker tastes way better than cooked with a fire aspect sword
Less "Mario would be angry and disapproving of Luigi's crush on Bowser"
More "Mario is as much of a silly little man as Luigi and his natural reaction to all of his baby bro's crushes is to give big thumbs ups and step in only when it's necessary, leading to harmless situations like "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU KIDNAPPED BOWSER"
"He got angry when I knocked at his door and attacked me so I had to knock him out."
"BUT WHY DID YOU KIDNAP HIM??"
"His kids weren't happy that I knocked him out and they tried to kill me so I picked him up and ran."
"BUT WHY??"
"Luigi. My bro. Mio caro frattelino. I love you very much but if i don't give you a nudge you will bury yourself in sand and starve before you make the first step."