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moonstoast · 2 years

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david lynch // leaves of grass by walt whitman // fleabag // stephen chbosky // richard bosman // free by florence and the machine // kedi // motto by bertolt brecht // acceptance // charlotte ager

#posting the hot priest quote as if i’m not an atheist #feeling positive today #words #art #web weave #web weaving #prose #poetry #paintings #love #existence #i am i am i am #fleabag #florence and the machine #hope #life is beautiful

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smsoh · 5 years

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hot lord! a smosh au!

aka something I came up with during actual church

a smosh au where everyone is a different religion!

Damien - Roman Catholic

“It’s mass, not service!”

Boze - Evangelical

“Have you even read the Bible?”

Shayne - Non-Denominational

“yeah, when I was baptized I almost drowned, again.”

Courtney - Mormon

“man I’m so tired. it’s times like these I wish I could have coffee.”

Noah - Jewish

“he just said “you’re a twat” in hebrew.”

Keith - Eastern Orthodox

“Are you tryna reverse The Great Schism?”

Joven - Atheist

“God isnt real, praise Cthulhu.”

Mari - Bahá'í Faith

“Do you even understand your own religion?”

Wes - Lutheran

“Do you guys, like, worship Mary?”

Lasercorn - Satanist

“guys, look, it was an accident, just don’t tell the priest I’m a satanist when he comes to exorcise me!”

Sohinki - Wicca

“I used to be a jew, then I met a witch, and thought “this is tight.””

Olivia - Mennonite

“For the last time, I am NOT Amish!”

I know it’s dumb af but I love the idea and I might post lil incorrect quotes to be from this au

#smosh #smosh au

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