My take-away from the whole Titanicgate incident

PIO MARMAÏ as Porthos The Three Musketeers - Part I: D'Artagnan (2023) · dir. Martin Bourboulon

the musketeers + fall colors (insp.)

happy 10th anniversary

porthos wip :)

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howard charles as porthos du vallon in the musketeers

Porthos: you're sick! Your temperature is 104.1!

Aramis: I'm not sick! If I was sick, could I do this?

Aramis: ... *stares intently at Porthos*

Athos: what are you doing?

Aramis: ...cartwheels. Am I not doing them?

D'Artagnan, softly: no.

Porthos and his cat <3

Based on this set photo

porthos du vallon from the 2014 series is truly the most character ever. he eats racists for breakfast. he's the beefiest man alive. he's got a cool scar across his eye. one time a little girl asked him if he was a giant. his preferred methods of communication are grunts and thunderous laughter. he dresses exclusively in leather and chemises and bandanas and gold earrings and big hats. he would not suspect two people are sleeping together if they fucked in front of him. he picked his own birthday. he loves his mom. he can wrestle half a dozen men at the same time and win. he's in love with his best friends. he doesn't have daddy issues, his daddies have issues with him. he can shoot a melon on top of someone's head but only if he's drunk. he's got the biggest dick in paris. he grew up in a kingdom of thieves. he consistently worries about the common people first when facing a political problem. he owns a book of poetry. he peptalked a lesbian into giving birth. they paired him off with that very same lesbian in the literal last episode of the show so he could fit the straight ending but i know a lavander marriage when i see one so it's okay

Porthos: So obviously you and me, we're dog people, right?

D'Artagnan, nodding enthusiastically: Agreed.

Porthos: And Athos and Aramis are both cat people.

D'Artagnan: What, from the way they circle each other, hissing one minute, then are all cuddly the next?

Porthos: Yeah, but also… [points]

Athos: [glowers unblinking at everyone from the post he's leaning against]

Aramis to cadet: No, no, no - you have to leave at least one of them alive, otherwise how will they be able to relish their defeat?

D'Artagnan: I see what you mean. Hey, wanna wrestle?

Porthos: Yeah!

honestly the musketeers 2014 has a lot of writing icks for me but fuck if that isnt the BEST version of porthos ive seen. fucking fantastic character

the musketeers + incorrect quotes from @incorrect-musketeers & @enigma-the-mysterious 🤝

Netflix is collecting The Musketeers cast as if they were Pokemon cards. 👀

Climbing up on my soapbox to say that Porthos is the best character in the BBC Musketeers. Hands down, I love him, he's fantastic.