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many-things-but-a-lot-of-goats · 2 years

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Soo! I was on a jetski and kinda zoned out into my thoughts, so I was thinking, what would the Hobbit and LOTR characters be like and who they would ride with on a jetski! I might make more part but so far this is it. (Yes some of them are ships. Those will be tagged)

Thorin and bilbo: Bilbo Starts out clinging onto Thorin from behind, but nearly gets thrown off instantly so he gets moved to the front in between Thorin’s arms. Thorin checks multiple times throughout the ride if the halfling is okay and slows down the jetski if needed. They don’t switch drivers.

Bard and Thranduil: Bard is driving and looks like he’s trying to throw Thranduil off, but isn’t. Thranduil is in the back facing the wrong way and isn’t even holding on. Bard is the only one driving because Thranduil is probably drunk.

Gimli and Legolas: These two are having a blast and switch drivers multiple times, even when moving, they even stand up once. They tip it once or twice but somehow still stay on.

Dís and Fíli: Fíli struggles holding onto his Amad and falls off multiple times, half the time Dís doesn’t notice And Dwalin has to pick him up. Fíli gets to drive every now and then.

Dwalin and Kíli: Dwalin let’s his Trainee drive multiple times, most of the time it is them getting Fíli back to Dís. Kíli laughs at his brother everytime.

Merry, Sam, Frodo, Pippin: Somehow all four of them can fit on one jetski, although Pippin gets moved to Gandalf’s after flipping all four of them into the water

Gandalf(and Pippin): Drives slowly but goes wild on the waves. Having fun but eventually goes to the beach to sit with balin, Dragging the halfling with him.

Aragorn: The ranger is on the other side of the lake doing risky stunts but doesn’t tip once.

Boromir and Faramir: Boromir is the main driver and makes sure his brother is comfortable and switches for him to drive near the end

Tauriel and Kíli: Kíli lets Fíli ride with Dwalin and goes on with Tauriel, somehow Tauriel is even more violent than Dís and Kíli regrets his choices.

Balin: Balin stays on the beach and watched them amused.

#jetskis #lotr #hobbit #bagginshield #Gigolas #barduil #lady dís #dwalin #poorfíli #kíliel #Legolas and Gimli are perfect #Thorin being thoughtful for once #boromir #faramir #wtf is Aragon doing #Thranduil probably has wine in his hand #pippin is being a menace #frodo x sam #merry just wants to have a good time #Gandalf #Bilbo might being having a gay panic #part 1 #it’s gay

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