‘twas a short-lived retirement

so in sizing arti i didn't realize just. HOW large she was. or in fact how large scugs are in comparison to iterators so i had to draw this lovely image

cat too big. good luck pebbles.

I did such dramatic colouring for what was originally supposed to be a shitpost

scribbled clip, fool, and y/n from gitm by @venomous-qwille o7

I have this silly little au where everything is sort of the same, except the Afton Siblings just talked out everything, and now Michael just has his two ghost siblings chill around him when he's working This started because I had a thought about Michael, CC, and Elizabeth having a BANGER prank idea, they're going to like, a Walmart or something, and they buy a bag of candy, and when Michael goes to check out, he's holding both Elizabeth and CC's hands. yk, normal brother stuff, the cashier asks "is the candy for the kids lol" yk, for small talks sake, and then Michael responds with "What kids?" The cashier looks back to where the kids were and finds that they're not there, as well as both of Michael's hands being in his pockets lol like fast forward to when he becomes GlamFreddy (I'd assume the fire happened in the pizza sim location because they wanted to get rid of William) and like, so many shenanigans will ensue Like, the Pizzaplex is setting up stuff for Halloween? What's better than to get real ghosts that can induce nightmares onto you! Or maybe one day, Freddy and the two will pass by the Cupcake Shoppe, which'll be selling Ice Cream cupcakes one day (those exist, right?) and Freddy'll say "Omg, look, Elizabeth, you can finally get your ice cream now!" And then Elizabeth will sucker punch him in the chest cavity Speaking of chest cavity, as they're getting the ice cream, Elizabeth points to the ice cream, mid-scoop, and says to Freddy: "Omg, look, Freddy, its you!"

Or like, idk, maybe some kid will be a bit too scared to hug GlamFreddy, or something, and then CC will just go "It's okay, he wont bite" and then just turns to look at Freddy with the most sh** eating grin ever as the guy struggles to contain a robo mental break down so many thoughts lol /pos

(MILD FLASH WARNING!!) Very rough storyboard for me and my GF's AU !! i actually had fun making this which is very surprising??? im not sure if i'd be able to finish this lmao, you're free to theorize whats going on with pebbles' arc in the AU i'd love to hear them! <3

audio is Mary by Alex G

There really is an ongoing theme of someone saying "Wu Xie will be fine" followed by an immediate cut to Wu Xie absolutely not being fine huh

Trick or treat! <|:3

thank you <|:3

say, i dont think ive ever posted this one, tho i think you've seen it before. local old man is NOT dead he's just drunk and complaining while his beloved and definitely not fake wife is checking his math

[ID: a drawing of old five in the apocalypse splayed on the ground, gesturing with a beer bottle. Delores, drawn as a person, sits and looks at him while she writes on the wall next to her in chalk. The wall and its chalk math are represented with scribbles, but the rest of the background is blank white. End ID.]

trick or treat ask game here

nothing about fives relationship with the handler was consensual. he was never comfortable around her, he never reciprocated when she flirted, or reacted when she touched him. her flirtatious advances were a means to dominate and control him and that alternate script basically confirms it. the handler tells five "you're mine" and kisses him. five doesn't react, he keeps his eyes shut, he's uncomfortable, he doesn't want it.

this isn't a romantic or sexual relationship, this is assault. this is an abuse of power. five was abused.

My least used but most fave modern AU job for Obi-Wan is literally just making him a monk, have him helping run an orphanage, okay, that’s the funniest shit ever. Imagine walking down an alley where you’re about to get mugged when this strawberry blonde pretty boy comes out a shadow and kicks their ass for you and then offers his most sincere apologies that he couldn’t be faster in a crisp prissy bitch accent and you’re all ‘lmao I thought vigilantes were only in comic books’ and he’s all ‘lol I’m not a vigilante I’m a monk/run an orphanage’ and that’s when you finally realize that religion isn’t ENTIRELY evil and also maybe you can vibe with them and so you ask what religion they serve and they’re all ‘oh, I just believe that we all turn into energy after we die and also that energy is in all the universe and that’s like, what we serve’ and you realize it’s just science with extra steps and also he’s inviting you around to the orphanage this weekend to meet the kiddos if you wanna cause even if you don’t wanna adopt they always accept people hanging out with the kids and tbh this shit’s wild af of COURSE you wanna see the monks in their natural habitat that’s gonna be priceless you can tell.

Anyways. Anakin is the one that actually leaves to do something other than running the orphanage but it’s actually to work on new age high tech prosthetics and it’s like a million dollar company but like most of them he lives like a monk still and his gf is rich so he just keeps finding charities to donate to so one time you (having become friends with these idiots) go out to lunch with them and he pulls out his wallet and he’s all ‘lmao I got no money can someone pay for my food I’ll PayPal you after’ and so you do cause lol it’s a 15$ meal why not (ignoring the fact that Obi-Wan is also standing there not a penny to his name but somehow having convinced a cute man to pay for him wtf that whore) and later on you get a notification on PayPal that you just got 100$… from Anakin… bruh do you know how much a burrito costs???? Wild af.

Anyways. I just think they would be absolutely hilarious if they were still monks in modern AU.

Do you have a drawing of kid Daigo that we can see?

i have drawn kid daigo a max total of two (2) times OOPSIE

first post X

second post X

Thinking about AU where Page and Lunarae are in the same campaign again and...Page/Astarion/Lunarae throuple real, perhaps? 👀

Sometimes I really kind of envy you native English speakers who make writing and posting fics seem so fucking easy. With near perfect grammar and hardly any typos. Or those of you who are capable of writing & updating your fics whenever the muse hits you just right... and not like, once in six months. Actually, try two years lol.

Whereas me, a non-native speaker, who occasionally struggles even with basic English grammar:

I'm fine. Totally.

covered in seasoning and cheese dust from various rice cake flavors

so like...... Due To Life Circumstances, Ren will not be able to edit for GOOMT for little while. i'm going to very much miss her and her quips and dragging me to hell and back in google docs every month and lulling me to sleep with her terrorized screams, but i'm sure she'll be back soon enough she cannot fucking quit me or goomt bc goomt is her controversial and illegitimate redheaded stepchild thrice removed. we know this and we love it

......... but you know what that also means.......? :)?

that means i'm on my own. i'm running sweaty and wild-eyed through slippery halls with a knife in one hand and scissors in the other and zero recollection of how to hold either of them safely. i will perform head-on collisions with each and every wall and corner i can find with such cringe and fervor that crash test dummies will be flopping miserably about during the walk flop of shame home. maybe you already knew - maybe you already saw it in ch 69. maybe you had an inkling in your subconscious that maybe, just perhaps, mayhaps it's a possibility, that Some Amount Of Shenanigans™️ are up.

well.

buckle up and pucker up, my lovely field of buttercups, cuz i'm driving with an expired license and we're going to McDonalds for a coffee and prolonged stay in the ball pit, mark my words

which is all to say, GOOMT ch70 soon :)

king of bringing home giant litters of kits. this is only two litters btw.

in yet another brilliant moment of specific Reddit humour, the subreddit r/fuckyouinparticular, dedicated to people getting unfairly singled out by random events, has a bot active called the Banhammer Bot. this bot will randomly and without warning ban a particular user, because fuck them in particular.