Drayton just radiates 'I'm an undiagnosed neurodivergent and struggling but everyone thinks I'm lazy/stupid so I just assume I am' vibes.

ash calling gary ‘baby girl’ as payback for the many years he called him ‘ashy boy’ (it annoys the shit out of gary just like ‘ashy boy’ annoyed ash lmao)

Random Pokémon Care Headcannons: Various Normal Types

Patrat and Watchog, Watchog especially, are driven by their instincts to keep watch and protect their Trainer. Guests who sleep over at a Watchog owner’s house often find a pair of bright red eyes diligently staring at them through the night, making sure these “intruders” don’t do any harm to their Trainer. Watchog owners find it cute. The guests generally don’t.

Minccino and Cinccino are probably like real chinchillas, in the sense that they can’t control their bowels. However, chinchilla poop is dry enough to sweep up, and Minccino and Cinccino love sweeping, making them rare examples of house pets that clean up after themselves.

While some breeds of Eevee can only produce high-pitched whines (think Eevee in the dubbed anime), other breeds have far broader vocal capabilities (think Partner Eevee in Let’s Go Eevee!, where it says its Japanese name). The latter breeds use a variety of sounds to communicate, and can even utilize vowels to vaguely mimic human speech, similarly to cats.

The Jigglypuff line can be taught to sing certain songs. Jigglypuff and Wigglytuff are intelligent enough to perform the songs perfectly and may even pick up songs on their own, but Igglybuff are more like those parakeets who don’t quite realize what order to sing the notes and verses in. It’s adorable.

So y'know how glimmora like to hang out in caves and look like pretty cave flowers?

Yeah.

As someone who rarely remembered his dreams, and who registered little real-world significance in them when he did, Giovanni found it easy to dismiss their contents as little more than anxieties animated. That his brain would dramatically act out the stress of poor sleep, poor food, and a dismal field assignment like a dissatisfied Persian in a one-cat play seemed natural. So why did these last few leave him so unsettled?

Closing his eyes against the horizontal sun colored his vision the same sickening red as his savaged chest in-dream. Instead, Giovanni stared at the dirt, inhaling and exhaling with assuredly-intact anatomy.

Was that his only victory today - that he yet lived? In his imagination, the girl had stuck him down in a frontal assault, but in real life, she was killing him by evasion. Project progress was stalled on all fronts and few of his potential patrons were known for their patience, he thought bitterly. Aside from the horror show in his head, the day out-of-office and on the mountainside had passed largely-unseized, ticking by with each hot pulse of his under-tended bruise.

He was due the subconscious self-flagellation.

He needed to take more initiative.

Trainers who I feel and think are from other regions.

Surge is confirmed to be a Unovan helping Kanto assisting the war against the Johto.

Hoenn Champion May Emerald used to live in Olivine City before her family moved to Hoenn in Littleroot, as her father Norman Emerald recently because the new gym leader of Petalberg town.

Brawly to me gives and feels like he originally came from Alola, and he's somewhat related to Kahuna Hala and Hau.

Juan is definitely from Paldea no doubt.

As for Fantina... She's either Kalosian, Galarian, or having both heritage with her parents I don't know but she usual speaks a bit of a Kalosian accent so... Maybe Kalosian?

When a ditto turns into an inanimate object, what happens to its organs?

Another great question about an interesting Pokémon!

So the short answer - ditto doesn't have organs. I think Ditto is a sort of slime mold. It is like a conjunction of billions of individual cells and protoplasm that all communicate instantly with one another to relay information. Specialized cells near its head (again, no organs or body parts so we have to use the terminology with a grain of salt) have been adapted to perceive light, colour and shapes in the form of eyes, as well as cells that can vibrate, relax and contract, to provide sound and a mouth. Every other cell in its body shares information through the protoplasmic soup that is its body, and since this information is shared at a similar speed and way as neurons in humans at speeds of 50 meters per second or 100 miles an hour, it can transform almost instantly.

Here's another interesting question: are Ditto man made?

Well, for those of you who don't know the Ditto and Mew theory, it basically says that Dittos are failed cloning attempts at Mew. Mew is the only other Pokémon that can learn transform, which makes sense since it is the ancestor of all Pokémon. So in theory it should house all of the genetic makeup to potentially give rise to any Pokémon to ever exist. Ditto are found all over Cinnabar Mansion, which is where the cloning experiments were conducted on Mew. They both also have the same weight, size, and shiny colour.

So I personally believe that ditto can be found both in the wild and are man made. There are ditto on Route 34 and 35 in Gold, Silver, and Crystal, so I don't believe that all of the ditto in the world are purely man made. However I struggle to find the connection between man made and wild Ditto. Are they completely identical genetically? If they all have the same genetic makeup as Mew, then could wild Ditto just be globs of wild Mew that fell off somehow? Perhaps wild Ditto reproduce asexually as real life slime molds do, and for minute genetic diversity they intermingle and share cells with other Ditto that came from Mews somehow.

Lots to think about! Thanks for the question, I hope I answered it!

So if you've noticed from my WrongEnd!Au the last part of the PLA maingame kinda pissed me off (seriously why would the MC want to return to Jubilife after that bs)

So I have a new headcannon (slightly WrongEnd related),after defeating Palkia & Dialga Kamado asks the MC to come back to Jubilife and of course all of the wardens are present and wellllll Ingo is just absolutely seething,he won't show it but the other wardens are like "oh shit oh fuck-"

Ingo before Kamado can speak another word pulls aside the MC and just absolutely lays into him "why the hell would you kick a 15 y/o out into the wilderness" and "they did EVERYTHING you asked them to do just for them to get slapped across the face" and it's capped off by the MC mentioning that they wern't allowed to stay in the village unless they joined the Galaxy Team,no food,no supplies,no pokemon,nothing unless they joined.

And that just sends Ingo over the edge because of how shittily the MC was treated in comparison to himself with the Pearl Clan being so kind and open to him,he looks Kamado dead in the eyes and goes "Actually no,fuck you,MC isn't going back there you abandoned them and are undeserving of them" and then asks Irida right then and there if the MC can also become Lady Sneaseler's Warden and of course Irida gives the okay because she at this point wants to throw hands with everyone in Jubilife.

And from that point foward the MC lives in the Pearl Clan settlement and has taken to teaching Diamond and Pearl clan members how to properly co-exist with pokemon and how a lot of them are actually quite friendly (using Eevee and Bidoof as examples) and are very useful for construction and expeditions.The MC does occasionally come across Galaxy team members and did have a run-in with Cylene (she hardly aknowledged their presence) but overall lived a happy life being a Pearl Clan member (also convinced Volo to stay with them and Ingo eventually helping to bring Volo back to his senses stopping Giritina's appearance)

Hassel will reply all to an academy-wide email with "Thanks! :) - sent from my Rotom Phone"

I'm pretty sure N Harmonia would love 'The Dissappearence Of Hatsune Miku' , english cover. Why?

Because he can relate to some of the lyrics:

-"That face i still remember, Smiling through any weather, Just thinking of it makes me feel much better" (thinking about the BW protagonist, Hilbert and Hilda)

-"Everything that i believe turn out to be a stupid fantasy, A reflection of how i wanted things to be"

Also, He always talk too fast, so I think he's able sing those fast/rap part

I was wrong I was wrong I was wrong

This delibird-shaped menace to society chased me up a rock. Why? Because I happened to exist in its general vicinity. Maybe this small bundle of wires programmed to be an ASSHOLE is what injured the member of Heath's expedition? It threw rocks at me. Not large ones, just rocks.

Perhaps Nidoran ♀️ and Nidoran ♂️ being classified as different pokemon is a strange artifact from a previous way of thinking? Perhaps there was once rigorous scientific debate over whether the Nidoran families were related, or if they were separate pokemon. This likely stemmed from Nidoran ♀️ and Nidoran ♂️ resembling each other, but developing more and more differences as they evolved. Further more, Nidorina and Nidoqueen are unable to breed with any pokemon, let alone the rest of Nidoran ♂️'s line.

If they had been discovered later, it might be possible that Scientists and researchers would consider them one pokemon, with sexual dimorphism that determines what it evolves into.

ash and professor oak’s in law relationship is ash sneaking into professor oak’s house and pranking him. and professor oak pranking ash back until one of them surrenders.

I think it'd be funny if Pokemon had its own version of Looney tunes. Bugs Bunny is a Lopunny/ Zoroark. Elmer Fudd is an incompetent poacher or something. Road Runner is a Dodrio. Wile E. Coyote is an ex-team rocket/ evil team pokemon of some kind.

I just like the idea of how the rules of pokemon influence and interact with cartoon logic. When someone runs fast do they use agility before hand or is that reserved for bad guys trying to catch up to good guys that are inexplicably fast? What moves are the standard ones that seemingly every character can use? When a crazy explosion happens does it knock a ghost type out of the character where they scramble to get back to their body? Could a bug type use U-turn and suddenly switches place with a random pokemon?

And I'm curious as to what cultural/ "real world" references would be used? Would Bugs sarcastically call Fudd "Lance?" It's not like hunters are known as good or famous people. Closest thing to a "hunter" is a poacher so . . . you know. But I could definitely see a character saying "Who were you expecting? Diantha

I'm just imagining that one "pick up pie" bit but instead of Humphrey Bogart it's Cynthia (voiced by herself). She picks up Fudd and asks "Why did you hit me in the face with a Deluxe Mint Poke Puff?" *sweating* "Please Ms. Cynthia-"

I just think it's a neat idea.

Every time I see headcannons about the academy teachers and I think it's funny every time because the accuracy of everything is absolutely bonkers. Like have you ever met teachers. Ever?

Maybe it's just because my whole family is basically Oops All Teachers but lemme tell you. Teachers either only know each other because they're in the same building or they network with everybody in the state. They will talk endlessly about their former students. 100% they all talk about That One Kid. They do the freaking rain dance when it's their turn on yard duty. They can and will flash-mob the Starbucks.

Anyways that's my brainrot

Weird and random but nothing new.

My personal theory on why Ash Ketchum from pokemon doesnt age, is cuz of what I like to call. The Pluto Effect

Where the planet he lives in just takes a really long long time to complete a cycle around the sun to be considered a year that it also affected how the beings who lives in age. Like Ash.

So well. Just wanna get this out my system.