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hiro-doodlez · 6 months

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LIST OF ENGLISH ACRONYMS AND ABBREVIATIONS (the random letters that people use sometimes)!! FEEL FREE TO USE AS A REF (reference) SHEET!! In alphabetical too!!

Tone indicators at the bottom!

GENERAL:

AFK- away from keyboard

AKA- also known as

ASAP- as soon as possible

ASL- American Sign Language

B4- before

BC- because

BF- boyfriend

BFF- best friends forever

BTW- By the way

BTS- Behind the scenes/back to school / that one band

BRB- be right back

CW: content warning

Cya- see ya

DM- direct message

DW- dont worry

EZPZ- easy peasy

FB- Facebook

FW: flash warning

FAQ- frequently asked questions

FYI- for your information

GF- girl friend

GG- good game

GJ- Good job

GL- good luck

Gnite- good night

GTFO- get the fuck out

GTG- got to go

Gud- good

H8- hate

HBD- happy birthday

Hella- really

HMU- Hit me up

HW- Homework

IDK- I don't know

IDC- I don't care

IG- I guess / instagram

IK- I know

IKR- I know right

K- okay

Lmao- laughing my ass off

Kewl- cool

Kk- okay

Lol- laugh out loud

ILY- I love you

ILYSM- I love you so much

IMO- in my opinion

IRL- in real life

IYKYK- if you know you know

JFC- Jesus fucking chrkst

Jk- just kidding

L8R- later

LMAO- laughing my ass off

LMK-let me know

LOL- laughing out loud

Mkay- mm okay

NE- Any

NE1- anyone

NGL- not gonna lie

NM- Nothing much

NP: no problem

NSFW- not safe for work

NVM- nevermind

NW- no worries

Obv- obviously

OFC- of course

OMW- on my way

OP- original post(er)

OTP- one true pairing

Ova- over

Pic- picture

Pls-please

Plz-please

POV: point of view

Ppl- people

Prolly- probably

QOTD- quote of the day

R- are

RB- reblog

Ref- reference

Rly- really

RN- right now

RP- role play

RPG-role playing game

RT- retweet

Sec- second

SH- self harm

SMH- shaking my head

SMP- survival multiplayer server (Minecraft) / social media platform (?)

S.O- significant other

Sui- suicide

Sus- suspicious

STFU- shut the fuck up

T- testosterone

TBA- to be announced

TBF- to be fair

TBH- to be honest

TF- the fuck

Thnks- thanks

Thx- thanks

TLDR- too long didn't read (usually a summary)

TMRW- tomorrow

TOS- terms of service

TTYL-talk to you later

TW: trigger warning

Vid- video

WTF- what the fuck

WYD- what are you doing?

YOLO- You only live once

YT- YouTube

YW- you're welcome

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If the one youre looking for isnt here, either i forgot or its a fandom! Id suggest looking it up if youre confused!

Extra note: if you see 8 in one of the acronyms, then it usually is used as an “ate” sound. So h8= ate, gr8= great ect.

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TONE INDICATORS:

/aff- affectionate

/c- copypasta

/cb- clickbait (?)

/f- fake

/gen- genuine

/genq- genuine question

/half joking

/ij- inside joke

/j- joking

/lyr- lyrics

/lh- light hearted

/lu- little upset

/neg- negative

/nf- not forced

/nm- not mad

/npa- not passive aggresive

/nsrs- not serious

/p- platonic

/pa- passive aggresive

/pos- positive

/q- quote

/r- romantic

/ref

/s- sarcastic

/srs- serious

/t- teasing

/th- threat

I HOPE THIS HELPS!! and if i forgot to add one feel free to send an ask ^^

#hiro.txt #abbreviations #english help #tone indicators

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smicksstuff · 9 months

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The Pitbox Crew Series

masterlist

Maple Syrup & Surprises

(lancestroll x yngasly)(f1 drivers x yngasly)

warnings: none

18 June 2023

yngasly

Montreal

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yngasly Lets go racing in Canada !!! 🇨🇦

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lancestroll when did you even take all these pictures ???

yngasly its a secret 🤫 i have more actually

pierregasly ❤️🔥

lancestrollarmy yn out here giving pure content !

lancelot this is what i live for

landonorris when are the night pics dropping

pierregasly yes i want those pics yngasly🤷🏼‍♀️ landonorris cmon they were nice charles_leclerc cmon you have to post them so i can post mine! carlossainz55 post it ! post it! f1girlies im so so interested to know what happened yngaslyfans pls i have my notifications on for the posts danielricciardo if you dont i will dannyric3 OMG SOMEONE LETS US IN ON THE TEA

astonmartinf1 we love you yn!! 💚💚💚

lancestroll hey she is my girl astonmartinf1 you mean she is OUR girl lancestroll 😤😤 fernandoalo_oficial at least im her favourite Spanish AM driver 🇪🇸 lancestroll im her favourite driver overall carlossainzfans ummmm i think you shld recheck that liked by yngasly, carlossainz55 and 463 others astonmartini not fernando joining in f1fans he had to specify the AM cause he knew carlos existed yngasly hey hey dont fight over me!

mickschumacher its an imposter in the mercedes garage 🫤

mercedesamgf1 its just yn its all clear yngasly hehe love it ! i can disturb mick anytime now 🙌🏽 georgerussell63 we are going to have a blindfold for you when you come again so that you dont snitch yngasly do that and i will steal carmen for the whole summer carmenmmundt where we going babe ✈️ georgerussell63 i was kidding. i take it back. and excuse me @/carmenmmundt wdym "where are we going?" carmenmmundt its yn, she is my baby yngasly 🥹🥹🥹 mercbuddies not yn pulling carmen and the mercedes team too f1wags girl is powerful

19 June 2023

lancestroll

Montreal

liked by yngasly, pierregasly, estebanocon and 1, 992, 830 others

lancestroll about last night ... joyeux anniversaire ma belle ❤️🎉

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yngasly je t'aime mi amor ❤️

pierregasly this is what we have been waiting for !!! happy birthday my little sister ❤️‍🔥

yngaslyfans OMG ITS HER BIRTHDAY !!!

yngaslyfc this is so cute f1wags i heard it was a surprise birthday yngaslyfans that is even cuter

estebanocon happy birthday mon amie! hope you loved it! 🤩

yngasly eventhough i hate surprises i particularly loved this one! 😍 estebanocon thank god lance was gonna warn you in the car but pierre talked him out of it mickschumacher hey i talked him out of it too francisca.cgomes it was almost busted when lando kept asking what she was gonna wear to "dinner" landonorris i had to make sure bestie here didnt come in sweatpants and a jacket francisca.cgomes thats also true

carlossainzarmy omg i cant believe that she had a surprise birthday party by the f1 drivers.

f1fans tbf i even more surprised that the plan wasnt a bust cs55 thats even more true

scuderiagasly Everyday, i think i fall in love with Yn more and more. I like Lance too.

lancestrollfans can lance fight ? he better be able to fight 🤺 astonmartini they are match-made in heaven

pierregasly

liked by yngasly, lancestroll, danielriccardo and 902, 682 others

pierregasly Joyeux anniversaire à la meilleure petite sœur que l'on puisse demander ! J'adore t'avoir à mes côtés à travers tout ça ! Je t'aime ❤️

(translation: Happy birthday to the best little sister you could ask for! I love having you by my side through all this! I love you ❤️)

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yngasly merci, grand frère ! Je ne sais pas ce que je ferai sans toi ! Je t'aime ❤️ (translation: Thank you, big brother! I don't know what I'll do without you! I love you ❤️)

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yngaslyfans good lord they are so cute !!

gaslyfc im sorry but yn was a footballer? bc thats so cuteee !

yourbff best striker in our league baby! could have gone pro with those skills ! yngasly you are being to nice yourbff im merely stating facts. go search up psg academy our girl is there. gaslyfc OMG SHE IS !! TOP SCORER IN THE ACADEMY TOO! gaslyfc guys this gets so much cuter!! she played the number 10 and when she scored her first goal she dedicated it to pierre cause he trained with her all the time!! scuderiagasly 😭❤️

masonmount happy birthday yn!! 🎉 since when you play football too?

yngasly im a girl of many talents masonmount i see .... i need proof that you are that good 🤔 yngasly i'll take you on anyday Mount masonmount challenge accepted! yngasly whats in it for me tho? masonmount ill ask Marcus to get you tickets to match day at OT? ⚽️ yngasly you bet! tho even if i lose (which i will not) i still want to come to Old Trafford. masonmount i accept 🫱🏼‍🫲🏽 masonmountverse OMG ARE MY TWO WORLDS COLLIDING!

charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc Joyeux anniversaire, petite fille ! J'ai toujours voulu une petite sœur et je suis si heureuse que ce soit toi ! C'est pour créer des souvenirs inoubliables avec vous ! Je t'aime, coureur ❤️

(translation: Happy birthday, little girl! I've always wanted a little sister and I'm so happy that it's you! Here’s to creating unforgettable memories with you! I love you, racer ❤️)

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yngasly merci charlie !! ❤️

leclercfans “i love you racer” MY HEARTT 😭🫠

alexandrasaintmleux baby yn is so cute!! those cheeks 😍 happy birthday princess!! ❤️

yngasly thankyou alex !! ❤️

wagsf1 these two are too cute!! bet they were inseparable when they were hanging together

f1fans this is giving me tsitp vibes leclercfans charles is definitely a jeremiah

pascale.leclerc.355 my babies !! so proud of the women you have grown up to be! forever my little racer girl, love you my darling ❤️

yngasly love you too marraine ❤️❤️

yourbff (private)

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yourbff from the day we shared that chocolate cake during snack break, i knew you were gonna be my bestfriend for life! im so so happy to have you as my better half! happy birthday to the best girl on the planet!! i love you to the moon and back ❤️🚀

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yngasly i love you too bestie!! we need to have our choco cake date again!

yourbff when we go back to the UK we can do it! yngasly its a date! pierregasly we just had chocolate cake last night!? yngasly this is different. this is mamans receipe. we have it all the time yourbff yes this is the best chocolate cake ever. yn you have to call your mum to come to UK! yngasly already did! she will be there pierregasly when exactly is this happening ? last time i checked we shared an apartment yngasly british gp? then maman and (yourbffname) can come too!! pierregasly alright! but you are cleaning the apartment after your baking... yngasly 😠😠😠

lilymhe

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lilymhe happy birthday to the best wifey in the world ! love you babes ❤️🎉

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yngasly love you baby !! ❤️

alex_albon whatisthisnonsense ? WIFE ?

lilymhe did you not see the ring she got me 💍 yngasly EXACTLY ALEX alex_albon @/lancestroll come get your girl, she is stealing mine landonorris ATTENZIONE PICKPOCKET!!!! alex_albon 😳🤦🏼‍♂️ lancestroll mate i am not getting between those two. lilymhe @/lancestroll smart guy. i approve.

lilyfc yn and lily are literal queens of the paddock! i love them so much 👑

yngaslyfc slay queens !! hammertime if i ever get paddock passes, i am going for them f1paddocksquad SAME BESTIE! SAME!

yngasly

liked by masonmount, lancestroll, lilymhe, yourbff and 992,930 others

yngasly so i turned 24 with some of the best people in the world! ❤️‍🔥

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lancestroll ❤️❤️❤️

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sebastianvettel Happy Birthday Kiddo! I will see you again soon!!

yngasly thank you seb!! see you soon :)

landonorris damn baby gasly is old now 😳

yngasly woah where is this coming from landonorris i mean are you not old? yngasly i am not carlossainz55 girls you are the same age 🙄 cs55 not carlos calling them out HAHAHA

pierregasly i think we can all agree that we definitely pulled off this surprise 🤩

charles_leclerc definitely but im never doing this again! its too much work alex_albon i have never texted so many people in my life georgerussell63 it was one group chat and her bestfriend alex_albon still.... that one group chat kept asking the stupidest questions danielricciardo asking for what presents to buy is not stupid. the girl only loves legos, harry styles, racing cars and football danielricciardo there is not much to work with alex_albon fair. but asking for fit checks is stupid, just wear clothes danielricciardo thats all lando f14lifers this is one chaotic group chat

masonmount happy birthday! hope you liked your gift!! 🎁

yngasly i freaking love it ! ❤️ pierregasly what did you get? i had to bring that huge box from spain to canada yngasly its a lego of old trafford pierregasly oh my lord ! thats actually cool yngasly hehe guess who is helping me bring it back pierregasly leave at your boyfriends house. he can bring it back lancestroll no no its her present she can bring it back yngasly but arent you gonna help me build it lancestroll ofcourse but in london, so you have to bring it back yngasly ☹️☹️☹️

benchillwell happy birthday yn !! hope to see you at a match soon!

yngasly sure thing ! 🤩

noahschnapp happy birthday bestiee 🤍

yngasly thanks bestie 🤍

florencepugh happy birthday girlie! hope you had an amazing day! ❤️🥳

yngasly thank you floflo 😍

charlottesine happy birthday babygirl! ❤️

yngasly thanks babe ❤️

isahernaez happy birthday babes! see you in london soon!

yngasly see you soon babes ❤️

yngaslyfc is it me or is seb at her birthday party?

scuderiagasly omg i think it is him f1fans girl had the ultimate f1 birthday party gaslyfc WHEN WILL IT BE ME!!! f1paddockcsquad this has got to be the birthday of the year!

scottyjames31 happy birthday gasgas!! hope you loved the party! you should be proud i didnt spoil the surprise on accident

yngasly thank you scotty !! im proud you actually can keep a secret

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credits: all pictures found on pinterest and instagram.

a/n: thank you for reading this far!! if you have any suggestions send them to me! i would love to include them in the next chapter!!

if you would like to be tagged in the next chapters, comment down your username below 👇😙

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nacho-privayuna · 2 years

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Wanna get drunk and nasty?

Genre: Smut

Pairing: Niragi Suguru x Female Reader

Requested by: Anonymous (guys pls don’t put it as anonymous cuz i wanna tag you guys when u request, so if you finna request smth, pls don’t do it anonymously or you could always dm me!)

Warnings: Rough sex, gun play, mentions of rape

Summary: When Niragi learned that you’re equally psychopathic and insane as him, this peaked his interest in you. He’d always follow you, day after day, always offering you a drink at his place. But you’d always decline. After countless times of asking and begging you gave in and went to his place for a drink. Whilst drinking, Niragi proposed a game you two play. A game where you prove who’s more insane, and that game lead to you not walking for an entire week :D

Note: this took longer than what i’d promise ToT i hope you guys enjoy it !!! (i made niragi soft in the end i hope u guys dont mind )

Word count: 2,005

“Ah Y/N, you’ve finally agreed to my long-time offer! Good girl.” He spoke as you opened his bedroom door “Please I only did this so you would stop pestering me.” Closing the door shut. “I can barely find peace anywhere then you’d come barging in my happy place, just to ‘offer me’ a god damn drink” you mumbled to yourself. “Awe did I annoy you, baby? If you were so bothered with me, then you should’ve just killed me! Come on Y/N, we both know, the Beach knows, that your equally as insane as me” he smirked, God only if he knew.

“Being ‘insane’ isn’t something to be bragged about Niragi, and even if I wanted too, in which I do, I cannot kill you. Are you in your right mind? Of course, you’re not, how foolish of me to ask. Are you even thinking? If I even tried to kill you, what would happen to me? Yeah, I did manage to murder but there are thousands of people inside the Beach. Your death would need to be well-thought of and well planned. You’re Aguni’s little dog and what happens if you go missing? There are more militants than there are of Boshiya’s loyal hoes. If I did kill you, I’d be dead by now. And for the love of God, stop calling me baby.”

Niragi was impressed, he chuckled in reply to your little outburst “Calm down Y/N, I didn’t know you’ve already tried to plan my murder. Must be hard to get me off your mind huh? But I supposed you’re right. Killing me would be challenging. Enough of planning my murder, please sit down” he motioned his hand towards the armchair beside him. As you sat down, he pulled out a glass and a bottle. Your eyes stayed fixed on him pouring you a glass, being extra cautious, that he might try anything. “Please Y/N, I’m not putting anything in your drink, trust me. If I had intentions with you, wouldn’t you think I would’ve done it a long time ago?” he gave you the glass “You’re not that easy trust.” You drank slowly. He was right though, if he did want you, he would’ve done it sooner. Possibly bursting through your door and raping you while you sleep. Still, Niragi isn’t the type to give up just like that, especially when he’s desperate, whatever it is.

He sets his glass down. “As I’ve mentioned earlier, there’s a side of you that’s a lot like me. And I love that about you. How about a challenge?” Oh, how you love challenges. The thrill whether you’ll lose or win. And the pleasure when the opponent is so confident that they’ll win, only to be faced with defeat and failure. “This may sound childish, but it’ll be fun.” He paused “How about we give each other tasks? Not the easy ones like ‘get me that, give me that do this and that for me’ type of shit, no baby no. Difficult tasks, tasks that’ll make you wish you never accepted my offer. And whoever gives up first, well you decide.”

“If I win, I want you out. I want you out of the Beach. And once you’re out of your militant position, once you no longer have use or mean to Aguni or Boshiya, you’ll give yourself to me, for me to kill you.” You set down the empty glass, he chuckled “You really must hate me huh? Well then, if I win, you get to ne my slave. Not only in bed, but any where else. You get to be my pet, my servant, my sex toy, my property. If you still don’t get what I mean, if I win, you will give and offer your life to me. If I win, I owe you now, and if you don’t follow my orders…” he laughed. God, you hated that laugh, you hated how confident he was, you hated that if you lose, you’ll never have freedom again. You hated everything about him. “And what if no one forfeits? No one gives up on the task no matter how challenging it is?”

“You’re right about that, haven’t thought about it yet. Oh well, good luck to you Y/N” he pulled out a penny. “You’re heads, I’m tails. Whichever lands, they’ll be the one to order around first.” He tossed the coin in the air; your eyes never left the coin. Never blinking, never looking away.

Tails

‘Shit. Fuck fuck fuck, there it is again, that fucking smirk, that stupid grin, God I fucking hate it. Just wait until I wipe that fucking grin off your fucking face. Just wait till your begging for mercy, begging for your life.’ Your thoughts were disturbed to him laughing maniacally “Oh? My my Y/N. Don’t worry, since it’s the first round, I’ll make it easy for you” he paused for a moment “How about steal Chishiya’s jacket?”

“You want me to steal who’s jacket?”

“You heard me, Chishiya.”

“And how do you expect me to do that? He never takes it off!”

“Baby, now that isn’t my problem now, is it? But since I love you so dearly, I’ll help you out a bit. He has presumably 5 jackets inside his closet. Steal all of them, he can survive with one piece of clothing.”

“Alright. But where do I hide it?”

“You can hide it in… Boshiya’s room! And you have one day to accomplish your mission. Do well, baby”

Is he being serious? Stealing Chishiya’s jackets then hiding it inside Hatter’s room? And you have under one day to finish it? Is this a task or a suicide mission? You left his room. You calmed yourself down and thought of a plan. Slowly creeping to Chishiya’s room and walking across his closet, you prayed to every God the wardrobe wouldn’t make a noise and he wouldn’t wake up. You took everything inside and ran as quietly as you could. After getting out of there alive, you ran to Boshiya’s room. Checking if the cost was clear, you thanked God they were all at the Bar. Checking for cameras, there were none, you walked towards the wardrobe and placed everything inside. Once more, running, running towards your room, begging no one saw you come out of his room.

You laid down on your bed, out of breath from all the running. Niragi opened your door and stood at the doorway “And you did that under 1 hour, congrats Y/N”

“My turn fuck face, fuck off and get a dick piercing, would ya?” kicking the door shut as you groaned in annoyance.

A week passed by, yet no one came to bother you. Alas, victory, Niragi finally left you alone. But you came to wonder, where was he? Why did he suddenly stop pestering you? Did he finally surrender? Was he too scared to die and ran away? You smile to the possibilities of Niragi being a pussy and ran away. But as usual, to your ‘victory’, it was nothing. It only lasted for a quick second. Your bedroom door opened.

“Strip.”

Your jaw dropped; there he was. Niragi fucking Suguru, in the flesh. “W-what? Excuse me?”

“You heard me, strip. Have you forgotten? It’s my turn to order you around, or do you give up? Hm?”

You scoffed “Please Niragi, you haven’t even finished my task for you yet.”

“What makes you so sure”

“I don’t see a dick piercing anywhere-…”

He started unbuckling his belt, pulling it down to reveal it. There it was. That damn dick piercing. Not only that he was hard, rock hard. “Like what you see? Can’t seem to stop drooling for my cock, now, can you?” He pulled his pants back up.

He was right, you did like what you see. You did as he said. You took of your clothes but left your underwear and bra. Niragi walked towards you, you started backing up to the table behind you. His slender hands traced your back, then slowly went to down to the lining of your underwear, tugging it down. He ran his middle finger up and down, lining up his finger with your slit.

He continuously played with you, feeling how soaked you were under his touch “H-hey you only told me to s-strip. You didn’t say there was t-touching” you struggled to speak. “Do you really want me to stop now?” he moved the panty out of the way and slid one finger inside of you “Look how easy my finger slid inside. Come on y/n, look at how wet you are.” Pushing one more. He moved them gently, then slowly picked up the pace. Shaking, with one hand on the edge of your table, the other to cover your mouth. “Don’t be shy Y/N, take that hand of your mouth, moan for me” you shook your head.

Niragi stood up, throwing everything on the table down to the floor. He held your waist and lifted you to sit down on your desk, spread your legs and knelt. As he continuously worked on your orgasm, his other hand traveled to the clip of your bra, gently taking them off. He wasted no time and gobbled on your titties, looking up to you with such lewd eyes. You could no longer hold back.

“Fuck keep doing that” you moaned so freely, he loved the sounds of your moans, how you moaned so good for him and only him. You could feel him grinning whilst sucking your boobs. He felt you tighten around his fingers, you were close. He pulled them out, making you whine as he wrapped his hands on your waist, pulling you closer to him. He eagerly took off his pants. “W-wait hey I’m n-not read- Fuck!” He moved in such a fast pace, you felt like you were already close, and you were. “Cumming already? I don’t think so” He pulled out a gun and pointed right at your forehead. Your breath hitched “I tell you when to cum, you fucking whore.” You nodded, trembling in fear, but getting closer to your climax.

“God your so fucking tight, Y/N. Are you that much of a slut for me, baby?” harshly grabbing your face, slapping you hard when you didn’t respond “Answer me whore” now moving the gun and placing it inside of your mouth, cocking the pistol, nodding in response to him. “Good girl” he took the gun off your mouth, a hand placed around your neck, choking you as he pounded the living hell out of you. You could feel him twitching inside “Cum for me”

Lust-filled moans roamed around the room, the sun was already rising, legs sore from being wide open, ass sore from all the spanking. Your faced down on the bed as Niragi came for 4th time. God does he ever feel tired? “I’m not done with you yet, princess” he flipped you around, lifting your legs to rest on his shoulder. Lining up his cock at your entrance, pushing it carefully. Tears spilled as he moved so carelessly. “Slow down, I-it hurts” you whimpered both in pain and pleasure, moaning quietly. “Shh, one more princess, just one more.” He says as he places a few more hickeys on your neck. “P-please it hurts”

This made Niragi feel bad. Seeing you beg for him to slow down, he pities you, but couldn’t help but to get harder at the thought of you begging. He lifted you gently and hugged you while fucking you slowly. Wrapping your arms around his neck, he took this moment to look at you. God you were so beautiful, your eyes teary, your neck filled with hickeys, your makeup ruined, hair quite messy. He kissed you so gently, slipped his tongue inside of your mouth. He came as soon as you did, cum over-flowing your pussy. You cupped his face and kissed him back, his back falling to the bed, with you on top. It was a long kiss before you broke off to get some air. He held your face “I love you Y/N, more than anything.”

#niragi #niragi smut #niragi suguru #alice in borderland #niragi imagine #smut #aib #aib niragi

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popquizhot-shot · 4 months

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DESI SHENANIGANS WITH MIGGY#2

wehave kamal hassan cameo :D

"ispiderman ispiderman tu ne churaya mera dil ka chayn-"

"baby, WHAT?"

"SHARON SHARON-"

-humming songs and bopping your head while you cook together, only for you to stop and scream when he adds curry leaves to hot oil to make dal

-literally you bolt and wait till that part of cooking is done

-mig would like fried karela i said what i said(i hate it sm) olive theory 2.0 fr

-pls i want to watch jodhaa akbar with him and blush during the sword scene and the IN LAMHON KE DAAMAN MEIN

-and bffr jab we met is his jam. he'd love it its his comfort move

-loves the stronger bite of thums up, will drink it if its there, much to your chagrin

-u give him a sip of filter coffee that your paati taught you to make and hes a goner

-KAMAL HASSAN AVVAI SHANMUGI(bollywood folks its chachi 620) he'd get emotional watching the reunion parts

-him helping you put your jewellery on when you get ready, you pinning his sherwani pin properly like a desi version of a bowtie

-PAYALS HIM PUTTING ON YOUR ANKLETS FOR YOU AND KISSING YOUR ANKLES

-you dont dance much but during a sangeet? please. besides you're too gone to concentrate on how youre dancing youre in your zone and he loves it

-undoing your safety pins when yall get home, helping each other undress

-lmfao you get stuck trying to remove your blouse and he has to help you as you lowkey panic

-look, as desi girlies, we have the body hair and it can be an insecurity, esp if ur surrounded by family who call you unhygienic if you dont shave, even though you like shower and take care of yourself

-mig doesnt give a SHIT you think body hair, something natural bothers him? nah doesn't matter where the hair is, arms, legs, underarms,back, toes, fingers, stomach, BOOBS, ahem down there, its natural and its normal

-as long as ur comfy and clean, hes happy

-fuck the parlour didis who make us feel bad for being normal and if you feel sad he'll do everything in his power to reverse it.

-order ur favorite snacks, kiss you silly, make tea(that almost works)

-ur love is literally sirivennela incarnate

THE LYRICS HELLO?

SHE IS THE IMAGE OF ALL THAT IS BEAUTIFUL IN CREATION? PLEASE-

=he never knew gandhi was a grade A asshole until he met you

-you both bond over ur shared hatred of the british gov

-"jaan?"

"yeah?"

"can you steal the kohinoor?"

*sigh* "querida, for the tenth time, as much as i would LOVE to, no i cant"

:((((

-if hes pissed yk how to get him to laugh

"jaan, jaan, mig, mig;

"WHat."

after a few moments of silence, a lazy grin makes its way onto your face as you bend a little

*deep breathe*

"ISPIDERMAN ISPIDERMAN-

#ok so the sharon sharon part is from a jordindian video #miguel o'hara #miguel o’hara x reader #miguel o'hara x reader #miguel o'hara x desi!reader #atsv

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smilingangel582 · 10 months

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Weeeeheeee uuuuu guyyys beeeen waiting tooooo loonng.

This will be my first ever daaadaaadaaa will you doo the fandangoooo!

Ahh yes scara -oopse who's thT? I mean wanderer and I named him "Yuki" cute neh.

Ne, ne... in case you guys want to ask me things pls ask kk Away

Tragically however I'm clumsy and by accident I deleted some asks and I want you to forgive me of I have forgotten u....I'm a little busy and I didn't have time to think straight sooooo I made time for u this timeeee meeee trying kkk?

Genshin impact will soon launch version 3.8, and I'm excited because after that, the wanderer banner is coming....finally, u can pull for that bratty puppet! Called the wanderer Yuki, so if you are confused, I named him Yuki OK.

Enjoyyyy, no spoilers, cuz it's a game... but still, u can play it before reading! I love iiiim

Weakness of the former all mighty God

It was an understament to say Yuki hated the traveller. Yet he finds his ability to smile every situation and be laid back is puzzling.

The wanderer was the name he went by. He gave up his past and became a free spirit. He was seeing new sides of the world. He hated people, but now it's more of an antisocial trait than wishing annihilation on the human race.

Yuki, the name was appealing to him. The traveller even went so far as to share his own name with him, and he didn't mind. But naming him, Yuki felt somehow warm despite it meant snow.

"Oiii Yukii dont get lost in the traveler's teapot alright?" Paimon's voice clammered, and he looked up with an eye roll "your too loud,"

"And you're too slow for someone so fast"

The traveller laughed at the petty dispute between them. He had his golden eyes on Yuki, making him feel conscious as they began leisurely moving around the large space of the new world he was in.

"You're quiet today... something wrong?

Yuki noticed Aether's concern. He looked away with a sigh "Yeah just thinking... it was not too long ago. I wanted to kill you, and now you looked like you could die for me"

He expected a denial of that statement but surprisingly Aether gave a sheepish laugh "I know, it had been so long"

"W...what?" He blinked twice, unable to apprehend this sudden sensation of warmth.

Paimon and Aether exchanged happy smiles. "Come on..." it was his flying companion."We're friends... we smile and laugh like anyone else. You don't need to be so stiff"

Yuki's smile didn't reach him, he smirked sure... but a smile? Is it different from what he expressed before?

Before he could say anything more. He felt a poke in the side from Aether. He had a mischievous grin "Careeeful Yukii~ let your guard down like that, your friends will expose a weakness from you" then brightly perking up and wiggling his fingers he giggled "And that's what friends are for so take that!"

Tackling the wanderer in their own teapot, where the grass touched him, he was shocked when the traveller began to dig his fingers to his ribs.

"What in the world -gah!! Wahahit whahat ihihis thahaht?"

He felt a spread of electric waves from his sides, like the traveller was using electric powers, but not it was just his blunt fingers.

Paimon snickered absurdly. "You seriously haven't been tickled before? All the more reason that it is fun!"

Tickled? Not a word he knew, but it didn't hurt. He just felt it funny and the urge to let out laughter. It was certainly humiliating.

"Haah?? Thihihis ihihis weheheheird stahahahap ihit!" Yuki squirmed under the blond, who also laughed in thrill at the sight of blushing wanderer. Paimon sneaked in a few prods to his toes that were poking out from his sandals.

"Isn't this fun, though?" Aether said softly, now pinching his lower ribs."Aren't you relaxed?"

The lower ribs were bad, and Yuki cackled now. "Gaaaah! Wahahahahait wait wait wait! Thehehereee! Ihihitd bahahahahad! Whahahat are yohou dohohoiing!!!??? Cuhuhuhut it outttt Aetheheher!"

Laughing at the sudden burst of laughter Paimon had the audacity to take pictures of them from the Kamera.

"Gehet her away from thahat! Nohoho stahahap!" He giggled sweetly when he covered his face. Smirking, he drilled his fingers under his arms through the cloak, and that made him lower his arms.

"So cute..." Aether murmured and then he stopped for a while "That's called tickling,"

"Tehehe... whahat a funnehehey wohord..." he breathed giggles, now settling to a calmer mood."Why did I laugh thoho?"

To emphasised he poked his ribs making him squeal adorably "This touch, its something humans have but I didn't expect a puppet like you to be ticklish....its adorable"

"Wait... ticklish... tickled... so many words tho..."

"It's both a verb, a noun and an adverb of it silly..." Paimon said poking his ears now.

"Gaah enough," he pulled away from the teasing and blushed furiously. "Mark my words, and I will get my revenge tenfold!

"And I'll just tickle you again," he began to chase Yuki, who had failed to make his threat more real. He thought as he escaped the evil clutches of the traveller...

I will certainly get him back for sure!

#lee!wanderer #ler!aether #lee!scaramouche #tickle fic #genshin impact #cute #genshin impact tickle

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stawpny · 6 months

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GUYS I AM BEGGING YOU

SOMEONE DRAW NEW YORK IN THE 1989 ERAS TOUR OUTFIT OR THE REPUTATION ONE

PLEASE I WOULD LITERALLY COMBUST AT THE SEAMS

AUGHHH

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

anyways, ik a lot of ppl go on here and see when I post, hoping it’s headcannons and I just disappoint them

so here’s some hc’s for u children

ny and the south edition! (pls I don’t know much about the south so don’t kill me 😭 I’m a new yorker)

(the quotes with names on it are southerners communicating with NY or whoever else u want, but more specifically NY)

- NC and SC always force NY or any other state who would hate it to sing and/or play the banjo when singing a song at a campfire. Even if they suck at singing or playing the banjo!!!

-speaking of campfires, I believe that the states usually have fires every Summer and Autumn. most get together and sing songs and stuff (u can use this idea if u want)

-New York was forced by Gov to make sure a southern party didn’t go terribly. He stood by the door while Texas wouldn’t leave him alone. He stole Texas’ hat when they all passed out, drunk and still has it to date.

-as (maybe) stated before, York plays a lot of instruments, and sometimes they force him to play the acoustic guitar, harmonica, banjo, electric guitar, etc. The NE makes fun of him for it.

-acts gay especially in front of the south just to make them pissed. he’ll flirt with them and make them uncomfortable with the high amount of gay in the room with them. Florida just goes along with it, laughing and pointing at all the southerners that turn away out of embarrassment.

-made fun of Texas and California when they were outlaws and they just joined the union. “I’m tha toughest cowboy ya will ever meet!” “Mhm.” “DONT JUS’ HUM AT ME!!” >:( -Texas

-They know better than to mess with a northerner. Texas doesn’t though, he’s just stupid. York punched him once and he swore he saw him crying to Virginia after.

-has bit many southerners, does not regret it

-“Gimme yer best ‘yeehaw’” “yeehaw..” “Ya can do better than that! I’ve heard ya yell at Jersey.” “yeehaw.” “York, I swear-“ “YEE- FUCKIN’ HAW!”-Texas

-“just add some ol’ bay, it’ll make it taste better.” “No it fuckin’ won’t. Keep that shit away from my brownies.”- Maryland

-played poker against Texas, won and almost got shot by him. (Sore loser)

-“what are yous gonna start growlin’?” “GRRRRR-” -Kentucky

-“nah yer good ‘ere.” “Yous are ontop of me. I dunno if I should feel turned on or uncomfortable..” -Georgia

-“off-brand me.” “southerner you, which makes better.” -also Georgia (Empire State and Empire State of the south)

- “who made you this way..?” “The man yer datin’, Y’know, Mass’.” “He would never-“ “Gin, yous even know the answer to this question, it’s an obvious yes.” -Virginia

-“get rid’a the car at this point.” “Hey! I spent my life savin’s on ol’ reliable ‘ere! I ain’t gettin’ rid o’ her if she jus’ has a leak!” “Life savin’s? Jesus, what’s wrong wit’ yous?” - Tennessee

-“ that’s ‘cause Sippi’ wants a sip of that dick.” “WHAT. I ain’t gay!” *crickets* “GUYS PLEASE-“ -Mississippi

-“are yous happy to live in this shithole?” “Hey! I work hard to make this house a home!” “Work harder next time. This looks like if a hillbilly came in ‘ere trashed the place. Y’know, that makes sense knowin’ that yous idiots live ‘ere.” *walks away* “HEY! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!” -Alabama

- “I HATE YOU!” “NUH UH! I HATE YOU MORE!” “‘nuh uh’ really proves yer point, north.” -NC & SC

- “Mais sha, ya really know how shade the south, huh?” “I’ve had enough of all of yous and I’ve seen ya at yer highest and lowest, so I know what will make yous cry later.” “Uh huh, do me then.” “Nah. Don’ get me wrong, yer barely tolerable, but ya don’ get one.” - Louisiana

(loui was upset later bc he didn’t get one 😭)

-“I swear, ya say anythin’ about me bein’ in ‘misery’ then I’m gonna-“ “Nah, I don’ care ‘bout that. What I do care about is why you like mules better than horses. Isn’t that like the whole southerner thing? Horses and idiots with hats?” -Missouri

-“are yous even apart of the south, or are you like the West Virginia of Kansas?” “JESUS IS GONNA NEED TO BLESS YER ASS SOON, WHAT THE HELL DID YA JUS’ SAY TO ME?!” “I’m Jewish.” -Arkansas

-“yer mid-atlantic, but I understand why ya don’ go to family dinnahs wit’ the Northeast. If I had an excuse, I would use it too.” “You guys are scary up there, I’m shocked you still go to those things. In the ‘contract’ they said they were optional.” “FUCKIN’ OPTIONAL?!” -Delaware

-“I will eat your face.” “Uh huh.” “PAY ATTENTION TO ME OR IM GOING TO DO SOMETHING DRASTIC!” “Uh huh.” “AAAAAAAAA-“- Florida

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could u tell I got lazy at the end?

anyway, I hope you liked

I spent so long on the quotes, trying to come up with a good one was the hardest part.

and I know half of them are reaaally bad 😭

augh

I have no clue what to do for the next chapter of a fic

but anyways, ily guys

#wttt #welcome to the statehouse #wttsh #wttt new york #wttsh headcanons #wttsh new york #wttt headcanons #wttt southern states #wttt south #ARG #please 🙏#draw him I beg of you #(jk) u don’t have to #I just think he would look hot

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yandere-romanticaa · 1 year

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the mbti dating chart is a whole bunch of bs. im an estj(my functions are te-si-ne-ti-ni-fi-fe and rest assured the fe is NOT used at all) 3w4 361(tritype) and i HATE istps. i mean i dont hate them but… you get me. especially male istps act so damn cocky all the time. females are usually chads i love them hehe. but anyways i was saying i LOVE enfps so much. only the real ones tho, the internet is filled with ppl who take the 16personalities.com test(for those who dont know, that test sucks balls. whether ur room is tidy or not doesnt determine perceiver/judger, go read about cognitive functions pls) and adopt the “enfp fun girlie😙✌🏻” attitude(i hope ur not one of them.)

the main thing that rules out any kind of mbti romantic compatibility is that, all people are different. all people use their functions to different extents, in different ways, different combinations, and their enneagrams are different. also your expectation from romantic partners. i for one, expect my partner to have significant differences from me, so im more into se doms(esxp types). but things dont always work out like that. i love my enfp sister to death but cant get along well much with my entj(se user) sister. dont think too hard about mbti, its just for fun and to analyze the reasonings of peoples behaviours, rooted in the way theyve built their personality since they were kids. have a nice day babeeee

Nah it's ok luv, I get it!! I just thought the article was fun and it low key boosted my ego a little, that's why I wanted to share it! 😂 People who take MBTI so seriously are really annoying, especially when they shove down your throat how much of an (insert mbti type) they are. And almost all of my friends should, in theory, be "incompatible" with me because a good bunch of them are xNTP.

YOU'RE SO RIGHT ABOUT ISTP MEN, THOUGH OH GOD, arrogant assholes, all of them!! I do think it's funny how people are down bad for ISTP women but not for men! 😂

As for me I personally thought that I was an INFP for YEARS but someone who is more knowledgeable in that field very kindly explained to me as to why they think I'm an ENFP and I found myself agreeing on absolutely everything they said and no, they didn't just mention the messy and cheerful stereotype that's often attributed to that type. I sincerely hope you don't see me as a fake-

I personally noticed that I'm really attracted to xNFJ and xNTJ types but honestly, all of the types of hot. You just gotta pick which one you prefer in the end!

#anon asks #girlie says

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tellywoodtrash · 2 years

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channa mereya 15.10.22 lb

adi boy angyyyyyy and taking it out on the poor dude who came to call him for dinner

udhar ginni ko khaane ka mann nahi

can't relate tbh

dimpy shampy being the teenage brats that they are have accurately diagnosed what's wrong, trollolololol

gulaabo ji v progressive saying usne nahi kiya call msg toh tu karle and clears the room so her daughter can get freaky on the phone

here chotu Singh chidaofying adi lol

poor baby got his ears kheenchofied for it

how is this child the most emotionally mature male in this entire household?

both calling each other same time and getting engaged and huffy all over again

........ does whatsapp not exist for yall??? ridic how you're having these 1994 waale problems in 2022.

ugh this stupid shitty dad

is doing some "surprise" saazish

i hate him so much

adi (happy) crying and talking to mom pic

ki ginni is sabse alag and i'm so happy and i'm gonna marry her again

can't find mom's kangan that he wanna give ginni

poora kamra uthal puthal, like bruh why would the kangan be under your bedcovers?????

stomping around the house like a demented t-rex

taayiji ne ain mauke pe aake aag mein ghee daal di ke oh all that must be with supreet only

BRO THERES NO REASON TO BE SOOOO FUCKIN ANGRY?!?!!

he just walks into the room and gets into her face and starts throwing shit around

like????????

God I hate men

itna OTT Hulk lvl anger

not even letting supreet complete a damn sentence

fuckin rudeass. if ginni was here she'd never allow this

anyway yelled at her some more and said stay away from my wedding

Sam Goldie getting proper warning from gulaabo ji ki dont even try to ruin this day for my daughter

Goldie trying redemption and saying lemme be part of this day and help

and ginni giving v well pointed taana ki I have always needed you as a brother

but you just belong to your wife

he begging for forgiveness

she getting senti venti and doing emotional damaaaaaage

he worming his way back into her heart with childhood memories

I feel bad for him and want him to redeem himself but ugghhhhhhh the satisfaction shaitani Sam is getting from her plan working isn't worth it

haath jod ke paaon pad gaya ginni ke, which pffft

ginni saying if you want me to forgive you then understand who is manipulating you and driving you away from your fam

he's saying I'll do whatever you sayyyyyy (shyeahhhhh right)

Sam bhi maidaan mein utar gayi with her A+ acting

ginni like ugh pls just get out my face

gave them both last chance anyway

gorlllll why

and said Goldie your wife is your resp, whatever bs she does, you are equal in it

Sam doing some more bechaari acting

chal bhak yahaan se

poor supreet doing all the coordinating and prep for the function

ambar asking why she not ready to leave as adi glares from behind

she's like uh oh I'm not coming

ambar like ?!?!!!??!

udhar all the chotus have arrived at ginnis

the girl cousins and chotu Singh

so the bitchy girl cousin isn't bitchy anymore?

aaah whatever idk

anyway ginni asks where everyone is and there's some teasing ki she just cares for one particular person

not bitchy anymore cousin says everyone except chachi coming

coz supreet had given the kangan for polishing

and adi got mad that she's lost them or hiding them or some shit

ginnis like uhhhhhhhh I'm wearing them???

she gave them to me???????

fb to supreet saying adi never thought of me as mom but you gave me that haq

and giving her the kangan bade pyaar se

and ginni tells her to pehnaofy

aw i'm happy for themmmm

God adi I wanna beat your ass

ginni troubled to hear of this bs, and rightly so

precap: oh supreet did make it to the function, noice

scummy dad announcing he changing name of company to gurkirat group of hotels

and even tells adi to read the papers before signing

but the dumbass is too happy in moment and just signs

fuckin idiot

men really don't deserve the power they have in this society

#channa mereya #cm lbs #episode liveblogs

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perizia777 · 1 year

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Emmy and my opinions 🥷🏽 :

*Disclaimer* : I incite no one to hate so thank you.

So I'm not a person who accuses people (without any proof), Emmy said i'm i'm French I was born in Paris okay were is problem..? But now me personally from Turkey I speak French as my 2nd language np when several times she made spelling mistakes okay once twice doubt as an excuse i'm on my computer uh ?! Not bc why you write "vous" i usually google translate for german etc but there.. Anyway no matter

So when i said Emmy is hypocrite is not for nothing bc an anon said your from paris your white aha white people are ugly, she said "am half korean" , and she said am "learning korean" you are korean but your learning korean okay.. Weird when an anon said to rosie "thank you rosie i'm into in the void" directly you said that this anon manifest to be korean fetishism etc.. you don't speak like a korean, its at that moment i thought she's a hypocrite and incoherent ofc some people will say I'm lying and there's no proof discussion between her and an anon :

Anon : MAIS MDRRR, ILS ON CRUE TU LEURS DOIT QLQ CHOSE ? ZERMA ONT DIRAIT T'ES VENU TUÉ LEURS TANTINES WSH 😭

Emmy : OMGGG BBYYYY, && DROITE QUE JE NE LEUR DOIS RIEN ILS SONT TROP DRAMATIQUES- LMFOAAO les

gars c'est mon français (ma première langue) mauvais 😓😓(istg je vais devoir supprimer ce lmfao ces anons n'abandonneront pas)

Droite ? Ik is literally google translation am not crazy lmao "french is my first language but bad" 💀 ? Ngl you dont understand the language of the street wesh,zhehma,mdr,mv ? Pls no gonna lie "its my first language" it was you the first "yes my first language is French so sorry for the mistakes in english" more mistakes in French than in english, lmao = mdr what you dont use that uh ? So you're talking about fetishism when already 1 you're not korean and you're not French you're burned out all alone 💀 i made a long text where I told the whole truth but she prefers insults and not arguments and again Paris is not rich or baguette oui,oui yes coco chanel i even your sentence is not well formulated (droite) au féminin oui fous toi de ma gueule, 18 years you have your bacalaureat well i think and you mix the feminine and the masculine and you will tell me of course I'm French or no it's my computer no lie pls afterwards I know that there are bloggers who are with you but you lie periodt. You're the fetishist in the whole story, you don't even know how to make a correct French sentence ptdrr

Sois fière de ce que tu es va pas mentir ou vouloir le faire pour le style parce que pour te dire c'est tellement gênant c'est bon ta vu les champs élysée c'est bon quoi tout est glamour maintenant j'ai dit la vérité que certaines personnes vont pas accepter, d'ailleurs ton c'est emmy nom anglophone.. c'est moi l'anon j'ai peur de rien je suis la j'ai dit la vérité juste elle mens point j'en suis sûr que tu sait pas traduire ça si jamais y'a un truc qui t'a pas plu dans ce que j'ai dit désolé mais c'est la simple vérité.

@emm6y

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hongjoongscafe · 1 month

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Hiiii i just saw ur back

Hope ur doing fine ☺

I really miss Bloody love plss comeback, bcs it seems most of my fav writer come back with new year, hope u start update and read ur bests as always, not wanna be greedy and pls dont mind me, i really wish u post each chpater of bloody love each weeek😭😭😭😭😭😭 dont hate me plssssss this story got ne really bad who is fault is? And so much loveeeeee 💗thank u

Hii!

Aww, thank you so much🥹💓 I'm trying to get back to it. I feel like Jungkook just took all the inspiration with him. It's been hard to write fanfiction lately. But I'll try my hardest to sit down and write the next chapter sooner! 🫂

#ask answered #anon #i dont hate you!<3

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solardick · 2 months

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Theres snow outside! What?! No way?!

Yes way.

Uh, not the best. Starts good with fear. But overall message works. It moves on to Dax

And the news about ukraine and the pope. Mr. francis. Asking ukraine, to put up a white flag. At roughly the same time my preliminary attention began focusing on Russia. Ukraine themselves said “no.” No peace talks with russia. While asking every other nation they can to aid them. It seems on surface level. That they are unwilling to sacrifice what little land they have already lost.

This all seems very familiar to the last few years. Save knowing it started long before the war. It serves as a supportive influence of the fortification of the will.

Thinknim dying. Lung hurts. Still. Its been months. Sorry i didn’t listen god but they wouldnt leave me alone always sabotaging me. Im not going theought hat treatment. For a slim chance at survival. Why? Ehats tje point of oiving ajyway. Ti be fucked with some more? Except for that weeks vacation time i took. My lung didn’t feel a thing. Until i went back to work. I gotta quit. Go back to being jobless again. Whochbis syicide anyway. I miss women. The only guidance ove wver got was from you. People suck. No one has ever told me anything upfront. 40 years of nothing. And the very few times they have. It’s been indirecr as of speaking of another person. I hate been alive.

Make ne guess at these stupid cards when there’s already a complete set out there. Holding the answer being language. And too bar the Devs of tblr are lgtbqueer mental disorder enthuthiasts. Ruinign abgreat platform.

Tv commercials are judge beauty, played by judge judy. Justice. Wc donalds. Get it? The wheel and the moon. The horrible tarot version of bs and death and then it goes to a cancer charity. Hahahah. Oh god. Blow up the world pls. Pardon me while i get assinated. Slow and painfully by my own government.

And i was having the first dream in… i cant remember when. I was living with my only x. And one day. She was gone and while i was in my appartment. I found she “moved” in. As she had put her stuff in my place. But, it was out of a horror flick. And i had a spychotic break from reality because of all the unexpected foreign horror crap. Like a dolls head as a ceiling light. That was talking to me. And furniture out of place. Hard to describe. But then she comes back. And theres still this distance. And i told her what haopened. She didnt really care. So i startted brushed my own cheek with my thumb. An dit felt really good cause she wouldn’t comfort me. And i felt at peace for a minute and then my alarm goes off and i wake.

And then i receive a message from tmblr. It was another lgtbfuck solidarity message. Ugh. While my lung hurts. And having proctisis like symptoms. Only severe on the weekends. Apparently. Except the lung. Only at work. So. Da fuck. Still being raped. Nearly 40 straight years. So when my lung isnt hurting i have a constant desire to take a shit. To the point its almost painful. While the news about the war is full of bs. Russia saying we cant rule out world war. If foreign bodies cant mind their own bussiness by helping ukraine. And allied forces saying we cant rule out sending troops to help ukraine. I hate life. Whole ukraine says. We aint listening to the pope. We ain’t having peace talks with russia. While a large oercentage of americans, canadians specificaaly. With the whole gay movement is agaisnt the church. Because they are the source of all wars. And they fondle little boys and dont supprt people sucking each other off for satisfaction of desires. No shit.

But now im working with a moroccan. Who practice yabadon or whatever. Where they practice resistance agaisnt bodily desires by starving themselves periodically through out the year. This kid knows atleast three languages.and so optimistic. So thats an upside i guess. Doesnt help mych if im already dying. And get bombarded with this other bs. Consistently. At every step and turn of my life. But ehy they decide to move to the americas when they arew the anti-thesis to all their beleifs. Starves yourselves what?! Fuck their dumb. Why do they do that to themselves. Man, every fucken american says the same exact thing about them. Go suck yourswlf offf eoth. Banana flavours condoms. And your extra large mc donalds servings. But atleast i have something positive to absorb to counter the consistioning of free peace and butt love and succubing to desires over the rational. Unlike what is olagues this fucken country. I camt believe they have the wntire land brainwashed into believing this shit is true. So while he’s doing that. Im going to fallow suit. Absorb his motovation. And quit smoking. Not starve myself. Because. That would be senseless and none required at this point in time. Though they arent as productive as the americans are. Because they are starving themselves. But its all in good conscience. Something. That isnt very well supporting here. And we’ll see if my ling problem goes away. And if it doesnt. It does t really matter. I’ll die. Not going through that without any love. Suicide it is. Ive been beaten enough by my own family and the last several years of this fake reality and this community of assholes.

Wow, that was much. Im afraid to read it.

Anyway. I think i need to go to the hospital. My lung is fucked. Theres something wrong with it. Its dying. Im so stupid. Its unbelievable. Can’t help it. I have a death wish. And now i think. That maybe…. Maybe my life instinct reaction. Whatever. Comes in. At the end. When its too late.

Life accomplishments….. i invented a couple tarot cards. Not much to look back on. Tried my best to avoid it all. But people wouldn’t let me. What it is, is a question to ask. The existential question of life. Knowing i was murdered. Slowly. But its ok. Cause theres is no point whne one looks back to the beginning. Not one point. Nothing good. I never stood a chance. From the get go. There’s no longevity that isnt negative. The positives are fleeting. They killed me. My family and then all them else. Needed some peace. Never got it. Hit after hit. Year after year.

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