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prrcyjacksons · 2 years
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Did you know ed sheeran starred in game of thrones? 🤡
Okay now you're making this up
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justpalomx · 1 year
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Sooo... that TV spot huh?
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avatardoggo · 1 month
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i held a man’s hand today
#this has been in my drafts since the 10th so please forgive me on the late update i’ve been Busy ™️#it all started on the weekend FG dropped me off at my choir performance for school and i’d been running around all day so i was all 😵‍💫 tryi#to do everything in a timely manner and he was such a big help driving me around everywhere and stuff so sweet 🥰 and as i was outside the#theatre he was handing me something? i can’t even remember rn and he was like you’re going to do great all that good pep talk stuff and as i#was reaching for what he had in his hand i kinda just kept my hand there and he did too but i had to go so i just left and then he picked me#up after and that was that and then on sunday we we hanging out and i just went out and said it bc ya girl is no coward 😤 i said “i wanted#to do something yesterday’ and he said “’ok?’ and i was like i wanted to hold your hand and he asked why didn’t you? ‘bc i was nervy 😣’ and#then after some back and forth small joking he just took my hand and we held them in silence for a bit and i was explaining how im in my#head a lot and i’m really trying to not do that anymore esp with him and he was rubbing 👏🏾 my 👏🏾 hand 👏🏾 with 👏🏾 his 👏🏾 THUMB 👏🏾#LIKE ANSJDKKFKFKFKLLDJCNCNJDJENNXXJJD#you see normally that makes me reeeallllyyt ticklish but it was so soothing i could’ve fell asleep right then and there i promise you and he#was so gentle with his voice and omgoodness this man#so then i had to go and he was like yk you’re going to have to let go bc there’s no way im letting go 😭😳🙄 LIKE SIR#but ya that’s the latest update 🫣#mutuals my beloved <3#vk overshares in the tags#friendly giant ™️#fg
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pyrotechnicdarts · 2 years
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finally caught up on the hotel. i will not be normal about it and that is a promise
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mariclerc · 17 days
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An unexpected role (pt.4) | cl16
Summary: you revealed your little secret to your date, you didn't expect he would take it so well.
Warning: bad comments on social media, unnamed ex-partner, abusive ex-partner, swearing, a LOT of fluff and Charles being an amazing dad and boyfriend.
a/n: this one is a little bit long, I hope you like ittt!!
Check out the series!! Part 1 Part 2 Part 3
taglist 🎀 @martaaairwin1994-blog @barcelonaloverf1life @bananaleclerc @thedecalcomania-blog @jonasswifie
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ynusername my loves 🤍🤍
user1 NO WAY ‼️‼️‼️
itslolasss you finally posted them bestie 🥹🥹 i'm supa proud
charles_leclerc it cost her a couple of tears but i'm finally on her insta 😌😌
ynusername itslolasss please don't believe him okay? But yes, I may have cried a little while posting this 😭😭
itslolasss i know you did darling don't worry abt that 🫶🏻🫶🏻
charles_leclerc I love you and Lily with all my heart 💗💗 my cute girls
ynusername charlieeee 😭😭 you're making me cry babe 🥺🥺
charles_leclerc owww, don't cry little dove 🥺🥺
landonorris i missed several chapters charles_leclerc can you explain????
pierregasly i also missed several chapters bro
landonorris wait you didn't know this?? then who knew?
logansargeant when did this happen? i'm lost
carlossainz55 same here
user2 not half of the grid not knowing that Charles had a family 🫣🫣🫣
scuderiaferrari we didn't know either 🧍🏼‍♀️
user1 TEAM 😳😳😳😳
francisca.cgomes cutiesss 💕💕💕 i love you bothhh
ynusername kikaaa Lily misses youuuuu 🫶🏻🫶🏻
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charles_leclerc my whole lifeeee, I love them both 💗🎀✨
lorenzotl finallyyyyyyyyyy
user1 oh my god, they're so pretty 🥺 congratulations charlie for your little family
ynusername we love youuuuu so much charliee 🥹😭 thank you for appearing at the perfect time in our lives, we owe you a lot 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
charles_leclerc it's nothing amore, the one who owes you two a lot is actually me 🥹🥹
ynusername okay charlie boo boo! 🥺🥺
leclerc_pascale mes filles, je les aime beaucoup 💗💗 (my daughters, I love you both very much)
ynusername nous t'aimons aussi maman!! (we love you too mom!!)
charles_leclerc bien sûr, tu ne m'aimes plus... mens, je plaisante maman 🤍🤍 (of course you don't love me anymore... lie, I'm joking mom)
scuderiaferrari welcome to the red team Lily and yn!!! ❤️❤️❤️
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lilymhe oh goodness congrats big guy! And welcome to the f1 paddock cute girlies 💕💕
ynusername oh god, thank u sweetheart 🫶🏻🫶🏻
sebastianvettel congrats Charles ❤️❤️
charles_leclerc thank you so much Seb!!
sebastianvettel if you need some parenting guide you can ask me anything!
charles_leclerc noted!! Thank you so much Seb <3
user3 oh god, congrats champ!!!!
f1gossipp are we seriously going to congratulate him just because he is raising a little girl and his dating a pig?
user2 bro... Let him live!!! He has a beautiful and adorable family and I think that from comments like yours on social media he had them safe and sound!!
f1gossipp yeah sure, she looks like a fucking golddigger
user4 yeah, she looks like a total bitch. Attracting a man using a little girl as bait? Please, everything to get attention because she needs it
francisca.cgomes can you please shut the fuck up??? this is why Charles didn't want to show little Lily or yn and he did it because he is proud of them and loves them with his whole heart!! it's one thing for you to support him and another thing for him to throw shit at the people he loves.
Your cell phone doesn't stop vibrating with notifications, since last night you decided (as a family) to post pictures of yourselves on insta and, as expected, some fans went completely crazy, but too crazy in your opinion. There were many good comments, and you really appreciated them, as there were also very, very bad and ugly comments talking about you and Lily and what hurts you the most is that it's not your or her fault.
Right now you are lying in bed next to Charles, he has one arm on your waist and you are lying on his chest, even though your head hasn't stopped spinning thousands of times, the beat of his heart calms you incredibly and you really loved that.
Suddenly you hear the bedroom door open and small footsteps echo in the silent room.
“Mama? Up! Up!” Lily says from the foot of the bed, trying to climb up.
“Oh, come here darling!” You say while you move a little without waking Charles so you can put Lily on the bed next to you.
She smiles. “Dada?” she asked.
“Dada is sleeping baby, but we can sleep with him too, don't you think?” you said to her softly, she nodded.
She moved onto your other side and you covered her with the blanket you and Charles were using. She snuggled up next to you while you tried to fall asleep even just a little. These quiet moments are what fill you with calm and make you have hope that not everything is bad, you have a nice family, a healthy and happy little girl, a wonderful boyfriend who would go to the moon for you two and there's not much more you can ask for. This is everything you ever dreamed of having.
Suddenly Charles babbles something a little sleepy. “Mhm, good morning princesses!” He says and you let out a giggle.
“Good morning champ!” you say as you give him a kiss on the cheek.
“Dada! Mowning!” Lily says making hands so that her dad can hold her in his arms.
“Oh, but what a nice good morning I have here! Ma petite fleur and ma belle” He says as he brushes his nose against Lily's and smiles. (my little flower. my beautiful.)
“Yes, especially with online comments.” You say releasing a sigh.
He looks at you curious. “What kind of comments, my dear? Don't tell me you read those comments?”
You nodded. “Sadly yes, it's just that... I couldn't help it, sorry love.”
He denied. “You shouldn't apologize to me love, they are the wrong ones! They don't know you and they don't know Lily to have an opinion about you or our little family.” He looked at you and smiled and then kissed you on the corners of your lips. “So you don't have to apologize to me, okay? I love you two very much and I hope you know it, honey.” He says as he starts giving you kisses on your face, Lily starts bouncing in his arms and you laugh.
You nod with a shy smile on your face. “Okay sir, I won't apologize to you but it does bother me that they are that way, you know?”
“I know love, but don't waste your energy on that, there are more important things than that. Like, for example, Lily!” He says smiling at the aforementioned and she giggles. “Look at her, isn't she cute? Because yes she is, a cutie!”
You giggle. “Fine, fine. How about we get up and start this day properly, okay? What would you like for breakfast, my loves?”
“Pancakes!” They both say in unison, you smile and get out of bed.
***
The rest of the day passed peacefully, and you were truly grateful. You liked being in this little bubble of love and comfort building colourful block towers with Lily and Charles, but sometimes it was necessary to show a little bit of that love that you have as a family to the world, and perhaps many people are bothered by that, but at the same time there are many who don't.
But seeing the smile on your baby girl face every time her dada tickles her or hugs her is priceless and it makes you think that you are really in the right place.
“Love? What are you thinking about honeybunch?” he asked softly while holding Lily in his arms.
“Nothing, I'm just so happy to be with you. It sounds silly, but you guys make me so so happy.”
He smiled. “Aww, love. That is so cute! I am also very happy to be with you two!”
Lily, feeling the love, begins to giggle a few times. “Mama! Dada! Love!”
You giggle. “We love you too baby!” you say in unison.
You more than anyone know that with the photos being posted on Insta, your parents are going to want to try to get back into your life. And it really doesn't make any sense since they turned their back on you many times and now they want to come back to see how much money they can "get" from you or Charles is very stupid.
“Do you know what terrifies me? That my parents, seeing the photos of us on social media, want to come back into my life, you know? After everything they did to me...” You were going to continue but he silenced you with a kiss on the lips.
“Princess, don't think about that. Yes, they most likely want to get back into your life and Lily's, but you know what? It's up to you to make them come in or not.” he whispers.
“Who are you and what did you do with my Charles? I didn't know this philosophical Charles.” he laughs.
“Sometimes I have to use logic honey, I'm not just a pretty driver.” you let out a laugh while he winks. “But honestly baby, don't think about that... How about we watch a movie together?”
Suddenly, almost automatically, Lily smiled. “Movie! Can we 'atch... Princess movies?” she asked softly.
Charles smiled and caressed her hair. “But of course honey! We can watch any princess movie you want!”
You smiled and got up from the floor. “Okay, I'll look for a blanket and I'll look for Mimi too!”
“Mimi!” Lily screeched and you giggled.
“Okay okay, you two stay there.” You say as you walk towards Lily's room to look for her stuffed bunny Mimi. “What movie will we see, loves?” You ask from the hallway.
“Tangled!” They say in unison, you just laugh while grabbing the blanket, that's yours and Lily's favorite movie and little by little it has become Charles' favorite —although he was a little reluctant to watch princess movies but he loves them.
You return to the living room where Lily and Charles are already settled on the sofa with some sweets and a small glass of water for Lily. “Tangled it is then!” You say as you hand Mimi to Lily while she snuggles between the two of you and the three of you shelter under the blanket.
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itslolasss god, what a beautiful thing, you three will make me cry I sweaaaarr 😭😭😭
ynusername stfu, right now i feel like i'm in a fever dream you know? Not counting the bad comments on insta.
itslolasss girl I love you and I love your little girl, but please don't hurt yourself by reading all that garbage :( they have no idea what a great mother you are‼️‼️
itslolasss i bet all my money that Charles already gave you a lecture about not seeing those disgusting comments 🫵🏻🫵🏻
ynusername erm... Yes 👉🏻👈🏻 and I say, he's truly right tbh
itslolasss can we talk about the fact that you made him watch TANGLED? He's such a girl dad bestie
ynusername hehe, yup lily and i did that thing 😋🥰
“You know something baby?” You move your head to the side so you can see Charles blushing a little bit. “We have our own fairy tale here.” he whispered.
You giggle while caressing lily's back, she fell asleep in your arms. “Are you sure about that?”
He nodded. “Yup! We have our own little bubble of love here, a sleepy little princess, and I have you.” he gives you a small peck on your lips. “There may be some... little problems along the way of course, but I don't think that will be an impediment for us.” he smiled at you.
“Aww, babe. That's so sweet!” you blush slightly at his cute words. “I know that not everything is rosy and there will be some problems, but I don't think it is impossible for us.”
He smiles and kisses you on the lips, it was a slow and sweet kiss, after a little while you separated to catch your breath. “As long as I am with you both nothing bad would happen to you, okay?” He said and you just nodded with a smile on your face, really with him both you and Lily felt protected.
***
A couple of weeks have passed since that night, and the truth is that everything is going quite well, no one hates you and Lily on social media anymore, apparently they managed to understand that you are a family... And by "understand" you mean that Charles posted an extremely long post on Instagram to make it clear that if people (or the "fans") hate his family will have to deal with him.
“Calm down little butterfly, I've finished combing your hair, okay?” you say tenderly to Lily as she plays with Mimi.
“Okay mama.” she giggled softly.
You finish fixing her hair when there is a knock on the door, you are not waiting for anyone, Charles had gone out to buy some groceries but other than that you weren't waiting for someone else. So very cautiously, you walk towards the door and look through the peephole to see who it is.
“What... What he does... here?” You whisper to yourself, on the other side of the door is your ex-partner.
You feel your body start to shake, this can't be happening! How did he manage to find out where you live? You're honestly terrified to think that he might take Lily, but to be honest, coming back after almost three years of abandoning you both when you were pregnant it's pretty stupid and dumb.
With trembling hands you manage to write a quick message to Charles which, surprisingly, he read immediately and replied with “I'm on my way bubba. Don't worry everything will be fine <3” You let out a sigh and very carefully looked through the peephole again, he is still standing there with a face that is not at all pleasant.
With a heavy sigh you slightly opened the door. “What are you doing here?”
He smiled coquettishly. “I thought about paying my girls a visit.”
You cleared your throat. “Oh really? After almost three years, really? Besides we were never "your girls", so if you can go away I would be very grateful” You say with a coarse, serious and annoying voice.
He sighs heavily. “Do you have another man?” He says with anger. “Answer me, bitch.”
You roll your eyes. “So what if I have it or not? It's not your fucking problem!” You say exasperated.
He looks at you again with anger and hatred. “You are with that fucking little driver? Oh really? You are such a little whore, looking for new sticks to insert in your holes.”
“Please, stop now, please.” you whisper, begging him to leave you alone. “Stop this please.”
He didn't listen to you and slapped you in the face, the raw sound echoed in the hallway of the building, you were perplexed in your place with your red eyes full of tears. This was common when you were together? Yes, sadly it was, but you couldn't do anything, you were too young and, according to your parents, he was the "right man" for you... What a crap.
“Mama?” You heard Lily's soft voice and before your ex could hit you again you took her into your arms.
You looked at Lily with a somewhat sad face. “It's okay cutie pie, mama is here.” you whisper.
He looked at you both like you were fresh meat. “Is that Lily? Come to daddy sweetheart.” It's ironic how one moment he was hitting you and now he wants to play house with you and Lily, totally abnormal.
Lily looked at your ex and started whining. “You not ma' dada.” Lily said in a stammer.
“I know darling, dada is going to be here soon, I promise.” you whispered again.
He frowned and became angry again. “So, you're really with that little driver, huh? Oh little bitch, you'll see.” He said with his voice full of rage and egocentrism.
You closed your eyes and covered Lily as you waited for the impact of, perhaps, another slap or perhaps something worse, but that impact never came. Half open your eyes to watch as Charles held your ex's wrist with one hand and grabbed the door frame with the other.
“Listen, I don't know who the fuck you are but I'll just say one thing and I hope it's clear to you.” Charles said with a strong voice, you had never seen him so angry, well, only a couple of times when he got angry with his track engineer, but nothing more than that. “You come to touch a measly inch of my wife and daughter and I swear to you that you won't have an easy time finding a job or even a partner later on, is that clear?” he said rudely.
“You're just a fucking driver, what are you going to do to me? Run over me?” Your ex said.
Charles laughed sarcastically and without grace. “Please, I am capable of making your life miserable.” he smiled sinisterly. “Now if you allow me, could you get out of here? I want to spend time with my wife and daughter, and if that bothers you and you want to cause another stupid scene, I can call security.” he said in a serious voice.
As if it were a warning, the building security appeared and took your ex-partner away from your apartment door, you let out a sigh of relief and hug Charles with Lily in your arms and he hugs you back. You let out the suppressed tears in your eyes, it has been so long since you felt so much fear and terror and the fact that Lily has been present terrifies you even more, he begins to rub your and Lily's back very carefully.
“He's gone baby, let it out, there's no pressure.” Charles said in a whisper as you entered the apartment again.
You let out a little whimper. “I don't know what... I don't know what he was doing here, how he found us... I was very scared.” He caressed your face a little and then separated and looked for the bag with the groceries that he left in the hallway. “I don't what he wanted Cha... I'm... I'm sorry” you whisper he wiped your tears with his thumb.
“Baby... You don't have to apologize for his shitty attitude, the important thing is that I arrived on time, don't you think? And besides, you and Lily are safe, which is the most important thing.” he said. “Although, I can help you place a restraining order against him, if you wish.”
You blinked a few times. “Really? Charlie, it's not necessary, you know?” he shook his head multiple times.
“Love, you have to do it. It's for your safety and Lily's! I wouldn't mind talking to my lawyers about it and getting help from them.” He said in a calm voice as he carried a calm Lily in his arms.
“You're sure?” I looked at him hopefully.
He nods. “Completely sure, darling.”
You nod with a shy smile on your face. “Okay babe.”
He kisses your temple. “Now, how about we cure that ugly mark on your face? And then we can have a cuddle session for my favorite girls, how does that sound?” He says while tickling Lily's tummy, you nod.
“That sounds good." You smile a little. “Thanks again love.” you said and he kisses you softly.
He guides you to the room and heals the minor wounds left by your ex's slap. His touch is gentle and soft, it's like he doesn't want to hurt you and that's good for your soul. Finally, he placed one of Lily's bandages on your cheek and kissed the spot, causing you to giggle.
“Your stuble tickles me love!” you say and he smiles and blushes.
“And why isn't Lily tickled, hm?” He says with a little smile and starts giving Lily kisses and she giggles loudly.
“Dadaa! Tickles!” she says between giggles.
You smiled. “What did you say, honey?”
“Fine, fine. Maybe you have a bunch of tickles!” he says with a chuckle. “My ticklish girls.” He says and tickles you and Lily again and you both laugh louder.
***
After a few hours, sleep overcame Lily and you were just a push away from falling asleep, the fatigue of the unexpected day was hitting you hard. But you couldn't go to sleep without first talking to Charles a little, it was a kind of routine that you do before going to sleep.
You murmur. “Mhm, baby?” you asked.
“Can't you sleep my darling?” He asks and you nod. “Come here petit bébé.” He says as he opens his arms. (little baby)
You snuggle into his arms. “I don't know how to thank you for what you do for us.” You whisper.
“Baby, you don't have to thank me for that, you know?” He says softly. “It's something that comes naturally from me, it's nothing really.” He says while placing kisses all over your face and you giggle.
“you are an angel charlie.” You smile.
“I don't see myself as an angel, but if you say so, that's fine!” He giggles and blushes.
You make a little silence and then speak again. “So... My wife, you said earlier, tell me, sir, what do you mean by that?” You giggle a little.
He blushes even more. “Oh well, I don't know, it just came out... I'm sorry if it makes you uncomfortable darling.” He said a little embarrassed and you silenced him with a short kiss on the lips.
“Not at all... I have to say that I liked it.” You whisper and he opened his eyes wide.
“Doesn't it make you uncomfortable?” you denied.
“You can call me that as many times as you want bubba!” you giggled.
“Oh god, thank you so much chérie, you make me the luckiest man in the world!” he giggled.
“It's nothing baby boy! It's like you say, it's something that comes naturally.” You say and give him several kisses.
With him you feel safe and loved, a feeling that you haven't had for a long time (since before you finally knew him). And so in the warm arms of your loved one, you fall into a deep sleep thinking that not everything is bad, there are good moments as well as bad ones, but with him and Lily there is nothing they cannot overcome as a family.
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🎀 basilgillgirlie
HELPPP i went to see a country girl and i SWEAR coffin looked directly at me while he was singing no. 19 😳😳😳
#im going to DIE #oh my godddd #hayden coffin tag #theatre tag
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🪮 tortoiseshelllll
honestly just go ahead and block me if you're still not against the consumption of intoxicating liquors /srs
#temperance discourse
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Alright, let's settle this once and for all:
Do cylinders or discs produce the clearest sound?
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literally who is voting for cylinders. #discsweep
#poll results that would give thomas edison neurasthenia
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hey. everyone. TAG YOUR HOUSE OF MIRTH SPOILERS!!!!! not all of us are able to keep up with the installments, especially ppl employed at factories/others who work 10+ hour shifts
#!!! #the house of mirth #edith wharton #scribner's magazine
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🌌 impastolover 🔁 le-modernisme Follow
🔘 ilythomascole-deactivated19061203
There’s NO WAY you people are still supporting H*nri M*tisse after he posted THIS
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does this scare you
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i guess so lmaooo
#i wonder if op knows about la femme au chapeau…
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🌻 emancipation-waist-official 🔁 localhoyden Follow
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friendly reminder that it’s perfectly ok for women and girls to wear corsets if they want to!! don't ever let anyone make you feel ashamed for it - it's your choice, you can do whatever makes you happy 💗
🌻 emancipation-waist-official
Go outside.
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👰 kittybristolsgf
i know it's been less than a decade since uh. you know. but can anarchists please go back to assassinating public figures and bombing government buildings and such all the time already, i have had ENOUGH
#the latest tariff law that was passed.... wtf #(for legal reasons this is a joke) #(please don't have me electrocuted <3)
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🦚 fancyfeathers
Just got my widest hat yet!! An entire owl can fit atop it!
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🏓 whiffwhaffwagerer
at the marathon in st. louis!👍 what is happening
#so the original winner cheated i guess #and the actual winner had to be carried over the finish line and is currently being treated by *several* doctors #also apparently some of the competitors are missing #...i'll keep you all posted?
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🧳 thatkeenmotorist 🔁 thatkeenmotorist
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driving my motor-car 😁
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broken chain ☹️
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driving my motor-car 😁
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broken belt ☹️
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driving my motor-car 😁
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broken chain again ☹️
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💃 lilyelsieinthemerrywidow 🔁 thegreat-trainrobbery1903 Follow
💃 lilyelsieinthemerrywidow
hey um whats going on in the balkans right now 😨 do you think theres going to be a war in europe soon im nervous
🙎‍♂️ thegreat-trainrobbery1903 Follow
well, a major war caused by a crisis in the balkans has been speculated on for a while. but it'll probably only last about a year like the war of 1870, plus you don't even live near the balkans, i wouldn't worry too much
💃 lilyelsieinthemerrywidow
yeah youre probably right
#and if it did reach us it would most likely be beneficial anyway #<-prev
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beiasluv · 1 year
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sully boys walked on you changing 😳
a/n: i am out of ideasss, lmk if you have some :) anyways, enjoy! :)
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although the na’vis are not known for their coverage in clothing pieces, they have a time for changing things up.
i swear they are putting so much trust in their piece of clothing, like neytiri’s top is holding on for its dear life.
jake (2009)
“hey, y/n um- OM MY FUCKING-“
“HEY! JAKE GET THE FUCK OUT!” you covered your bare chest and turned away from him. “GET OUT! LEARN HOW TO KNOCK FOR MY SAKE!”
“so- sorry!”
“GO!”
“y- yes! going now,” he closed the curtain slowly.
“no peaking!”
stares a moment before going out the tent. he is doing that shOOk face before collecting his senses.
definitely smirking to himself behind the curtain
jake is definitely a sweet guy and a consent king, but he can’t help himself sometimes, y’know. getting those free views is not something he’ll see everyday, might as well take advantage of it.
he tries to kill his thoughts but those pictures flash over and over he had to beat himself to it.
definitely have to bonk his head to get some senses back. he’ll be so flirty at first, but he’ll become so shy afterwards
definitely thinking about you before going to bed. he’ll be a drunk person in love, imagining your embrace during the nights.
tails wagging and everything when he daydream about you.
can’t even look at you in the eyes for a week, i guess. he was so ashamed but he can’t help himself teasing you of it 😈
the sweetest boy 100% tho. he’ll even comfort you.
“hey, y/n, i know i can be a wuss sometimes but you don’t have to be embarrassed to me. I know i’m an idiot but you have a really sweet body, don’t think i am a creep, but i think every part of you is perfect, and i mean it,” he tucked a hair behind your ear.
neteyam
his father’s son 100% a flirty boy
“y/n, i was wondering- OH HOLY- nice views”
“SHUT THE FUCK UP, GET OUT!”
“okay, okay, going now, you should wear that more, or should i say i like it off,” he snickered behind the curtains.
“YOU- son of a- please, get out!”
he is so sweet about it tho. he’ll apologize afterwards 🥺
he’ll hug you whenever he can 100% and shower you with comforting words. maybe he can shower you with seductive compliments *AHEM*
“i know I’m an idiot, y/n, but you are so cute for me, and i mean it, okay?” “never let anyone sees you like that, because you are my little potato and mine.”
but neteyam being neteyam, he’ll throw out a joke afterwards like
“next time call me, I’ll help you change.” *wink* *wink*
he’ll daydream about the scene that flashed against his eyes, he wouldn’t complain about it. just basically dozed off in the middle of the day, drooling and everything, and people around him were worried asf. “tf is wrong with his dude.”
wanders to those deep dark waters that he know he shouldn’t go there. definitely cringe at himself and smack some senses back.
then he always learned how to shout before going in, which other people thinks it’s weird why he started doing it now, after all these years.
when he knows you are inside he’ll never miss a chance to tease you.
“hey, y/n! watch out for a handsome boy going in, he might see some views.”
“oh, shut up.”
lo’akkk
my boyyyy, he is flustered to the flustered
“y/n, i wanted to ask- AH- WHAT-“
“OH MY GOODNESS, please, get out!”
“I’m so sorry!”
his face is so red that people walking past the tent would ask if he is okay💀 he’ll be so flustered he couldn’t even answer them.
people got worried so they called jake to see💀
“lo’ak! what happened, did you do something?” he grabbed his son and shook him.
“no-nothing dad! let me go!” he refused to stay in his embrace.
“then tell me what happened!”
“MR.SULLY, HE SAW ME CHANGING! IT’S NOT HIS FAULT!” you quickly got out of the tent. lo’ak’s face turned even redder and his body’s temperature is rising rapidly.
the fact that, I am telling you, jake died laughing inside. he was like- “HUH” and then “HAHAHSHSHHA”
lo’ak couldn’t be more embarrassed, but he was met with your comforting words later on. you went to see him in his tent alone, choosing wisely to bring a shawl to cover your shoulder
“hey, lo’ak, are you feeling better?” you placed your hand on his shoulder. “look, i’m sorry-“
“no, please, i should be the one apologizing,” he turned to look at you, instinctively looking down first but panicked and looked up. “I’m sorry for reacting like that, your body made me think things i never imagined- BRAH EW WHAT DID I JUST SAY.”
“it’s okay,” you giggled. “glad i can help.”
“NO- I SWEAR I AM NOT A CREEP!”
“YOU ARE MY CREEPER,” a peck on his lips. muah.
today’s a great day to try something new! and take care! 🤍
@rosaryos / @bumblinbumblvee / @loudcolorwolfgarden / @nyotamalfoy / @fangirl-2610 / @astablacksword / @lokisblueskin
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starleska · 1 year
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Can we have your Wally headcanons please!!
of course!! 🥰💖 now, we're at such an early stage with Welcome Home that these headcanons may prove to be wildly silly or OOC, but that's okay!! i hope they make you smile regardless 💖 feel free to run with these headcanons all you like!!
Wally Darling headcanons (with a touch of x Reader 😉)
⭐ Wally has a highly reduced sensitivity to pain. that relaxed, soothing voice isn't the only reason why Wally is so calm and collected - the fella wouldn't notice if you stabbed a fork through his hand! as a puppet in a soft, rainbow-filled world, this quirk rarely causes Wally problems. however, he has been known to stay out in the sun for far too long and not notice he's become terribly sunburned, or to inquisitively examine a fun new bug and be totally ignorant of stings, bites, or allergic reactions. luckily, Wally has a wonderful set of pals by his side who are always quick to help him out when he's in trouble! 💖 ⭐ Wally has a large soft toy collection. there's not a single character amongst the Welcome Home gang who is neurotypical, and Wally is no exception! our favourite puppet artist has an assortment of cuddly friends tucked away in different nooks inside his Home: stuffed animals, plush painting utensils, and of course, his special interest: apples! Wally's a sensory-seeking guy who enjoys tapping and rubbing particular textures, and each of his soft friends caters to his favourite fabrics and sounds. many of these toys are gifts from his wonderful neighbourhood pals, and he's generous enough to let his friends cuddle any of his plushies - especially when they're not having a great day. feeling down? Wally will come to the rescue, ready with a plethora of silly jokes and an armful of squashy friends! 🧸 ⭐ Wally's favourite artistic subject is You. we all know that Wally is the resident artist of the neighbourhood, even amongst all of his craft-inclined pals. he's drawn, painted, sculpted, modelled and created every kind of item you could think of: flowers, animals, fruit, furniture, imaginary friends and more. yet the first time Wally meets you, he is immediately fascinated with your distinctive look: your style, your face, your eyes. he apologies for staring, and tells you that with your permission, he would love to paint you - you are simply made for the canvas. although at first you're flustered by the process (Wally's eyes are so dark and intense), you soon find yourself relaxing under his gaze, becoming comfortable with him and his gentle wisecracks. nothing compares to the sheer delight you felt when he gifted you his final portrait: a beautiful, flattering, colour-drenched rendition of you. you return home that night with your heart all a-flutter, thinking: if Wally painted you so prettily, how must he feel towards you? 😳 hope this is what you were looking for, anon!! these are really fun to do - feel free to send in asks, headcanons or ideas, i'd love to write some more for Wally 🥰💖
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diorsluv · 3 months
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feather , part 31
“ i’m gone ”
series m. list previous chapter next chapter
slightly (ish) suggestive, nothing extremely explicit
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yourusername three fit checks all rolled into one 🤭
and thank you to my photographer mackie because he would cry if i didn’t give him credits
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username77 😧
lhughes_06 holy shit
lhughes_06 wait i didn’t mean to say that
lhughes_06 actually no i said what i said holy shit
lhughes_06 fuck
lhughes_06 goddamn
lhughes_06 you’re so pretty
liked by yourusername
→ yourusername lukey are you sure your girlfriend won’t get jealous 😥
→ lhughes_06 so sure
→ markestapa he’s so gone
→ luca.fantilli we lost him boys 😓😓
→ edwards.73 what a fucking simp
→ _alexturcotte i mean… let’s not act like we’re so much better
→ trevorzegras speak for yourself man i’m not even trying to act _alexturcotte
→ jamie.drysdale z buddy i think you’re forgetting THATS MY FUCKING SISTER
→ mackie.samo yeah my pictures are really doing her justice here
jamie.drysdale be careful when you go out like that make sure to bring your pepper spray and shit
→ yourusername it’s okay my super cool boyfriend is really good at defense
→ jamie.drysdale yeah but is he good at offense 🤨🤨
→ yourusername might be even better than defense 🙈
username63 see i feel like jamie’s whole thread is just them dropping really obvious hints
username2 I WILL LITERALLY DO ANYTHING IF YOU GIVE ME ONE CHANCE
username16 🛐🛐
markestapa so
→ yourusername so?
→ markestapa what will it take to make you break up with him
→ yourusername MARK
→ markestapa IT WAS A JOKE HE TOLD ME TO SAY IT
rutgermcgroarty if i bought you a ring would you marry me
→ yourusername RUT
→ rutgermcgroarty HE PAID ME TO DO IT OKAY
→ yourusername how much was i worth ☹️
→ rutgermcgroarty an undisclosed amount that would result in my immediate banishment if it were to be disclosed
→ rutgermcgroarty but it’s way over what you think (probably)
→ yourusername UHHHH $500
→ rutgermcgroarty still over
→ yourusername wtf is he doing
username75 i just screamed
adamfantilli i know you’re not into younger guys but..
→ yourusername adam babes… 😭😭
→ adamfantilli ARE YOU GIVING ME A CHANCE
→ yourusername i’m not a cheater ❌
→ adamfantilli good
→ yourusername OH MY GOD DID HE ASK YOU TOO
username54 luke is concocting some evil shit
username85 luke fucking scored holy you’re gorgeous
mackie.samo you look very beautiful
→ yourusername be so fucking honest did he ask you to say this too
→ mackie.samo 🤐🤐
→ yourusername HOW MANY OF YOU DID HE ASK
→ edwards.73 me 😥
→ colecaufield me 😑
→ _quinnhughes me 🫢
→ _alexturcotte me 😔
→ lhughes_06 me 🤯
→ dylanduke25 me 😱
→ markestapa me 😬
→ trevorzegras me 🙄
→ rutgermcgroarty me 🫣
→ adamfantilli me 😢
→ jackhughes me 🥰
→ luca.fantilli me 😃
→ jamie.drysdale this is still MY FUCKING SISTER
username35 luke got the whole squad trolling
username11 MY BODY GOALS
jackhughes i love you so much
→ yourusername i love you too (?) 😭
→ jackhughes tú es muy bonita
→ yourusername tú es muy bonito también
username9 wait.. JACK??
username65 JACK ROWDEN HUGHES?????
username98 i’ve fallen in love and i can’t get up
username34 WHAT THE FUCK IT’S JACK?
username27 THIS CAN’T BE
lhughes_06 please just one chance that’s all i ask
→ yourusername i’ll consider 😳
→ markestapa this is very obviously favoritism
→ lhughes_06 bro you’re my biggest opp markestapa
_alexturcotte well now that you know that he asked all of us i have nothing to comment 😕
→ yourusername you know imy turcs 🫶🫶
→ _alexturcotte you should fly over i’ll pay for the flight tickets
→ yourusername free airfare ⁉️
→ _alexturcotte only for you
→ lhughes_06 bro you’re an even bigger opp 😟
username72 i’m flabbergasted but in the best way possible
username90 THE WAIST??
lhughes_06 you know i bet your boyfriend is thanking the lord he’s dating you
→ yourusername lukey you’ve commented like ten times already
→ lhughes_06 can i not appreciate my best friend?
lhughes_06 but i also think he doesn’t even know how he managed to convince you to date someone like him
→ yourusername well i think it’s for the same reason your girlfriend is dating you
→ lhughes_06 which issssss?
→ yourusername because you’re you
→ lhughes_06 so specific
username68 wait this is throwing me off..
lhughes_06 your boyfriend also (probably) thinks that if he ever lost you he would cry and beg for you to come back until you did
→ yourusername oh!
→ lhughes_06 yeah
→ yourusername well he’s done it before when we weren’t even dating so..
→ lhughes_06 oh!!
→ yourusername yeahh
→ luca.fantilli you’re both so fucking weird
→ yourusername he’s my best friend for a reason 🙏🙏
username17 WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONNNN
yourusername
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yourusername he’s so pretty when he goes down on me 🥴
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trevorzegras YO
→ yourusername IT’S. A. SONG. LYRIC.
→ trevorzegras 🤫🧏‍♂️
→ yourusername what if i just decided to push you off a cliff one day
mackie.samo TOUCH TANK?
→ yourusername YOU KNOW IT
→ jamie.drysdale do you just know every song she knows
→ mackie.samo nah nah i jus put her on good music
→ yourusername I LITERALLY SHOWED YOU HALF THE SONGS ON YOUR MOST USED PLAYLIST??
lhughes_06 i know i do, you tell me every time
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lhughes_06 😳
→ yourusername 😳
markestapa GOLD SKINNED EAGER BABY
→ yourusername BLUE SHIRT OUT THE LAAAAAAUNDRY
→ _quinnhughes when will you ever stop
→ mackie.samo HE TELLS MEEEE HE’S GENTLE WHEN HE WANTS TO BE
→ dylanduke25 SO I THINK HE WANTS TO BEEE
→ edwards.73 GENTLE WITHHHH MEEEEE
→ yourusername never 😈 _quinnhughes
username15 why are his eyelashes so long
→ yourusername i ask myself that question every day
username7 they’re so in love it hurts me
adamfantilli what type of songs are you listening to
→ yourusername BRO IT’S LITERALLY A POPULAR SONG KINDA
→ adamfantilli sure it is
dylanduke25 interesting!
colecaufield your captions are getting raunchier every time you post
→ yourusername ITS A SONGGG
jamie.drysdale caption 🤨🤨
→ yourusername it’s a song 😔
_alexturcotte HEY WHAT IS THAT CAPTION SUPPOSED TO MEAN
→ yourusername HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO EXPLAINNNN
→ trevorzegras maybe “he’s so pretty when he goes down on me” wasn’t the best lyric to quote then 😐
→ yourusername i mean he is pretty when he goes down on me but that wasn’t my intended message
→ jackhughes HELLO????? yourusername
→ _quinnhughes damn kids these days
→ lhughes_06 bro cannot keep her mouth shut
→ yourusername we’re no longer best friends 🖕 lhughes_06
username44 the amount of times you’ve friendzoned him is unhealthy babe i’m starting to think you’re NOT dating him
→ username35 the evidence is too incriminating
username48 your vague posts infuriate me but i love you
rutgermcgroarty i’m going to projectile vomit all over the place
→ yourusername you’re disgusting
→ rutgermcgroarty YOUR POSTS ARE DISGUSTING
→ yourusername I’M NOT PROJECTILE VOMITING ALL OVER THE PLACE
→ rutgermcgroarty YOU’RE PROJECTILE VOMITING YOUR LOVING BOYRFRIEND ALL OVER THE PLACE
username32 well he has curly hair so it can’t be jack
→ username37 we’re being gaslit into thinking it’s jack when we’ve all known it was luke from the start
edwards.73 he always complains when we touch his hair 😕
→ yourusername it’s because i’m just better
→ edwards.73 HIGHLY debatable
→ yourusername ask the whole gc they all know it’s me 🥱🥱
→ edwards.73 in your dreams
jackhughes what would we do without your constant reminders that you’re dating someone
→ yourusername you would be sad because you would’ve forgotten i was dating someone!
njdevils 💓
→ yourusername WAIT WHAT
→ username24 YO WTF
→ username99 THE DEVILS???
→ username12 well now there’s no denying it it’s luke
elblue6 tell us when you plan to visit the lake house again! 😍
→ username80 ELLEN?
→ username31 yall arent slick 🤨
→ yourusername hii ofc i’ll tell you!! ☺️
→ username24 what is this 😨😨
luca.fantilli what the actual hell is going on and why is your caption the way it is
→ yourusername is your whole life just surrounded around questioning me 😐
→ luca.fantilli yes why????
→ yourusername i swear you can’t go one day without pissing me off
→ luca.fantilli I DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING THIS TIME
→ yourusername “this time”
_quinnhughes BRO YOU’RE A CHILD STILL
_quinnhughes and also he’s gone back to his old ways and is whining about not being able to call you
→ yourusername tell him to call me anytime he wants and i’ll always pick up for him
→ _quinnhughes god you two make me sick
→ yourusername i was just being a good gf 😓
→ lhughes_06 yeah let her be a good gf
→ _quinnhughes absolutely sick to my ass
→ trevorzegras i don’t think that’s the saying
→ _quinnhughes shut up zegras
→ yourusername he’s right tho that’s.. not the saying
→ _quinnhughes i’m sick to my stomach which just happens to have fallen in my ass from the amount of times i’ve seen some lovesick post from either of you
username5 quinn’s a professional hater
username43 so tell me why i thought you and luke had been dating this whole time
→ username39 i think we all know why 🫢
username30 touch tank is luke coded.
lhughes_06 you’re pretty when you go down on me too
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next chapter notes ) so this is my 69th post AND I WAS FEELING A LITTLE DEVIOUS.. so this is what the end result is and ngl i was kicking my feet writing this
tags: @aliaology @hockeyboysarehot @absolutelyhugh3s @jackquinnswife @freds-slut @love4ldr @blueeyedbesson @43hughes @v1olentdelights @dancerbailey3 @random-human02 @ho3forfakeguys @loveforaugust @cstads-blog @h0e4fictionalme-n
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luvyunjinxo · 9 months
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Yunjin being so stressed out and frustrated she takes it out on you and now you can't walk for a week 👩‍🦽💨😳(is this too dirty hahaha)
🐧anon 💕
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Your poor baby Yunnie was stressed out for finals almost never taking a break. She didn't even pay a single bit of attention to you and you hated that so much. But, you knew better than to fuck with her at the moment so you just let her be and letting her continue her studies.
A day later though, you got tired of it. You were tired of not getting enough love and just laying in bed all day watching YouTube videos. So with that you finally decided to mess with her.
While she was writing you went up from behind her and kissed her cheek "Hi baby:)" you spoke with a smile.
"Not now" And you immediately felt a lump down your throat close to crying, but continued to do your plan anyways because you couldn't give up that easily.
Suddenly, you started to crawl under her desk subtly and started trailing soft kisses along her thighs as she just looks down on you and says "Y/n baby what are you doing down there? " , "Just trying to get my girlfriends attention." You spoke.
"It's not gonna work." With that you made your way to pulling down her sweatpants along with her underwear. She gripped your hair to make you look up at her with her sweaty palms from writing too long.
"I'm not having it, I'll take care of you later." She said coldly. But still, you didn't listen and got out of her grip. You started giving her small kitten licks on her now aroused cunt.
You knew Yunjin didn't wanna give into you so your pace got faster and faster, you knew she was gonna cum but she didn't say anything. "Okay that's it. On the bed now." she stopped you.
You got pushed on to the bed harshly as she undressed you quickly leaving you only with your bra. She spanked your ass hard leaving a red hand print.
"I told you I wasn't having it and what did you do? You continued." Spank two. Yelps and cries could only be heard in the room along with the harsh slaps. She did this for about 20 more times and you were covered in tears:(
She flipped you over onto your back and started pinching your nipples knowing you were sensitive there. "I didn't know you were so sensitive there." She joked and kept doing it harder, you started to squirm. You haven't seen her this rough with you before.
"You know the trouble you caused Y/n?" She spoke as she starts pumping two fingers into you fast without warning. You didn't answer because you were too busy whimpering and moaning.
Spank 100 at that point. But this time between your area that was throbbing the most and was dripping so much. "Yunjin ...... c-cum ... please ..." Couldn't even form sentences, so pathetic.
"Why should I even let you? You distracted me with my studies." She goes faster sending you over the edge, but not quite yet. You knew you couldn't cum without her permission so you had to hold it off just for her but it was getting so hard:(
"I cant hold any l-longer Yunnie." She just nodded and gave you the signal that you could because she knew she had to get back to her studies quickly. With that you came, mouth open leaving a big O shape and screaming her name loudly.
After you caught your breath Yunjin said "Princess was I going too hard? I'm sorry I was just so stressed and frustrated I just needed to release it. Thank you baby."
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kandavers · 8 months
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Doodle Dump!
Hello Kandavers Tumblr Nation! If you can't already tell, I've been absolutely BRAINROTTING over www-related content these past few days HEHE
I've been drawing a lot of his interactions with my Beloved Mutuals' OCs and I thought I'd post it here as a mass post because they're Too Silly and Goofy (and Doodly) AND I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO RAMBLE ABOUT IT PLEASE AND THANK YOU
(Warning! Some of them are mmmildlyyyy suggestive hehe) (As a Treat!)
Characters heads up: Will Wayward by Me! Starii by @dianacoreexe Valentine Hart by @chronnellian Mimix by @sleepyzuku Mori Moonlet by @kawaiialeisha
Here's Mimix, Will and Mori jamming together in their MWM Band (Outfits subject to change HAHA we never really got that far with the Designs save for Mimix (common sleepyzuku slay)):
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(Adding a Keep Reading button so that the post won't be too Long!!)
And the slicked back hair WWW I drew just for the occasion:
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I KNOW I HAVENT OFFICIALLY POSTED A PROPER WWW X MIMIX SHIP POST BUT I've mentioned before WWW and Mimix are in a relationship, and we have this running joke that Mori would occasionally be a third wheel in their relationship it's HILARIOUS !!!
(cw suggestive:)
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And shy Mimix got me so weak HAHA:
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It's so cute that Mimix can't handle intimacy that well, so Will always helps him take the initative aaa,,, DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY I'VE GOT BRAINWORMS
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"Out of everyone in this entire universe" (The first panel is by Diana themselves for context LMAO)
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See, we both agreed that Will and Starii would be Adopted siblings! There's a little bit of lore to it, which is Starii is an Alien whose space ship crashed onto Earth when she was Smaller, and Will, being the Space Nerd (tm) he is, he offered to let her Stay with him while he fixed her ship! (And for context, Winnie is Will's biological sister that I have not designed nor planned yet !)
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This one is just so funny to me HAHAHA
(cw: suggestive)
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But despite the erm... Physical Admiration 💀 Will has for Valentine, I offer you SOFT and WHOLESOME doodles and they make me SO VERY WEAK I AM SO SOFT FOR THEM ARGHHHH
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And bonus kissy,,,,
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When they say "I love you" while affectionately gazing at each other like that... ouuuu I think I will Pass Out /pos
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Bonus cute details:
Will used to have just 1 earring pierced on his Left Ear (if I recall correctly 💀 hashtag bad OC creator) but he went to get the other one pierced with Mimix
After meeting Starii, she gave him one of her earrings, so his Right Ear would always have a star-shaped earring! (Don't worry about consistency i literally forget all the time too LOL)
He has one of those succubus-looking tattoos on his tummy 😳😳 Solely because I think it's cute and ZESTY and it has 0 things to do with his character but thats okay. <3
And honestly shout out to All These Artists for feeding my delusions and brainrots at 2-3am even, with their ideas and headcanons too, they got me Giggling and Kicking my Feet and Everything WAAA
I REALLY LOVE HOW I AM ABLE TO CREATE THESE COOL AND MUSHY OC INTERACTIONS WITH THEM <3333 Honestly I love my mutuals so much they're so Amazing hehe
That's the Doodle Dump for Now! Thank you for reading this far and listening to my Deranged Rambles about them !
And last but not least, go follow my Mooties if You havent already 🫵🫵💥‼️‼️ I love You!!! /p
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pupyuj · 8 months
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g!p ive (ot5 ofc) with a spoiled brat girlfriend 🫣🫣 how'd you think they'd deal with that?
g!p ive + brat taming?? THANK YOU FOR PUTTING THIS IN MY HEAD ANON 🤤‼️‼️
[cw: impact play (+ the usual g!p stuff but this is the one i wanted to warn you guys on)]
gaeul is a professional atp. between you and her more childish members, she gets a lot of practice!! so she doesn't really get bothered a lot when you start acting up bcs she knows the night will end with you going from an annoying brat to her obedient little girl 😊 BUT! there are times when gaeul just can't seem to get a hold of you no matter how many times she scolds you and threatens you,, like that one time you just became the bane of her existence for no reason at all?? disobeying her, ignoring her, and when you did talk to her, you put up such an attitude that gaeul just snapped and grabbed you by your hair??? "you'll know not to talk to me like that, slut." n then she's throwing you on the bed, spanking your ass and your cunt with floggers n riding crops until your skin is red and you're crying :(( and it doesn't even end there!! you're sobbing and begging for her to stop hitting you while she's got her cock splitting you open :(( you're apologizing over and over, only letting out pained cries when gaeul only forces more of her length deeper inside you 😔 you were never too much of a bad girl after that!!
yujin can tame you surprisingly well 🤭🤭 when you start acting up, she can bribe you with promises of fucking you the way you want her to 😤 but only as long as you're a good girl!! you don't keep your end of the deal most of the time of course bcs you want to get under yujin's skin. why? well! after spending a whole night of being touchy with other people and almost kissing someone, yujin likes to push you down on your knees and use your mouth as she pleases 😊 holding onto your hair with a tight grip, moving your head back and forth on her thick cock,, sometimes pulling you off to ask you if it was all worth making her angry and getting annoyed when you say yes,, slapping you across the cheek with her other hand before forcing her cock in your mouth again :((( coming all over your face and your tits several times but it's not enough of a punishment, so she uses your mouth for what seems like hours,, laughing down at you when you started riding her shoe, desperate for your own release but she would never give it to you until she's satisfied :(( she would willingly exhaust herself using your mouth before she would try to give a damn about what you needed 😣 you were pretty sure that you got fucked out so good and rough that night that you became her good girl for days 😳
rei is actually very tolerant and lenient when it comes to you 😭😭 like whenever you're teasing her and make jokes about sleeping with or kissing other people, rei just giggles and is like "oh really~?" 😭 she finally takes you seriously when she sees you dancing with someone at a party and letting them touch you,, but like you're so mean bcs rei was already having a bad day and there your annoying ass go making it worse 🤨 rei dragging you towards her car and practically shoving you in the passenger seat.. she doesn't touch you while she's driving,, but as soon as she parked the car in the garage, she was all over you,,, but not in a way you expected... she grabbed your jaw, her sharp nails hurting your cheek,, and she was berating you about how much of a slut you were to be letting people other than your girlfriend touch you inappropriately :((( and ofc you're talking back 😭 blaming rei bcs of her "stupid mood swings" and then getting bold and telling her that "you don't care anymore" because "her cock isn't evem that big" and OH YEAH.. SHE HAS HAD IT WITH YOU 😭😭😭😭
surprisingly strong rei forcing you to sit on her lap despite your resistance,, "my cock isn't that big? mine?? the one you're always drooling over in the mornings?? the one you're always fucking begging me to ruin you with???" she ripped your panties right off of you,, and she lifts you up before pulling out her dick and crashing you back down on top of her 🫣 screaming and sobbing as rei completely controlled your body,, forcing you to ride her in full speed and balls deep inside your tight cunt :((( your ass so red bcs she was spanking you, calling you all the mean names,,,, you're saying sorry over and over again, saying that you didn't mean it but rei doesn't care! the only way you could make it up to her is by letting her use your cunt all night, and that's exactly what she forces you to do :(((( but like.. super soft aftercare the morning after where rei is applying ointment on the places where she hit you, bathing with you bcs you can't walk, feeding you, and making you lay on her chest all day 💔
wonyoung is what happens when you pair up a bratty dom with a bratty sub 😭😭 you're both constantly trying to out-brat each other in your own ways :((( you're grinding up against other people on the dance floor while wony is basically feeling up a girl while looking at you, knowing it pisses you off </3 BUT NOBODY CHEATS!!! you're just playing with each other's heads!! even when the two of you do seemingly 'severe' things to rile each other up, neither of you would like, kiss someone else or literally fuck someone else!! bcs no matter what, you and wony are faithful to each other, and you love one another like no other!!! but sometimes you really do take it too far :((( one day you let someone pull you away from wonyoung's sights, and she immediately assumed the worst bcs the two of you argued before attending this stupid party ☹️☹️ you were doing your usual thing, just trying to poke fun at wony, but you disappeared for a long time and wony just got really angry when you returned to her :(( as soon as you got back to your shared apartment, wony was pulling you by your hair to the bedroom :((( "you wanna get fucked that bad, huh? going as far as to cheat on me in front of my face??? fine then, (y/n). i'll give you what you want. i'll fuck you until you're sick of it." omg her slapping you when you try to explain that you didn't cheat on her bcs you loved wony so much, you would never do that!!! but she's so angry that she doesn't believe you :(( she's making you scream while pounding your asshole but she's the one that's crying,,, "i can't b-believe you, (y/n)," and "i never thought you would do that to me..." she fucks you until your hole was gaping, waves of her cum leaking out of it... still sobbing but she keeps on fucking you :((
flipping you over and attacking your cunt next,,, "y-y-you think she's better than me?? did you like her cock more?? am i not the one that fucks you the best, (y/n)??" she's asking all these questions and you're answering her honestly but she's so mad that she doesn't care if you're telling the truth :((( she just calls you a liar and fucks you full of her cum :(((( "i'm making sure that it's my baby that's inside you... not hers..." wony definitely breeds you all night!!! believing that if she gets you pregnant, then you'll never want to leave her for another girl 😣
liz never fucking knows what to do with you tbfh 😭😭😭 she's timid, soft-spoken... what is she supposed to do with a brat like you???? so most of the times she just mopes when you're acting out that you feel bad🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️but if she's heated enough, she can get a little scary! she's holding your wrist super tightly, telling you to behave through gritted teeth, and berates you in your ear if you decide to be annoying in public skdjfhdif completely different from the shy lizzy that you knew 🥺 but you start seeing her in a completely different light when you caught her in a bad day 🫢 you wore a skimpy outfit without her permission, and she got sooo mad bcs a lot of perverts were staring at your ass the whole night :(( meanie lizzy punishing you by deciding that you don't get to come at all while she's fucking you :((( she's fingering you so good, hitting all the right spots with her skilled fingers but she pulls out every time you clench around her 😵‍💫 n it's worse when she uses her cock 😩 liz is so thick, she fits in your tight hole just right and it feels soooo fucking good when she's pounding into you,, but she does the same thing—she denies you of your orgasm and laughs at your tears :((
"you want me to make you come?? me? i thought you wanted those other people's cocks inside you... letting them see you like that in such an outfit.. i thought you wouldn't need me..." she was saying :(( but you keep shaking your head, telling her that you only want her cock and no one else's but liz can be soooo mean 🥲🥲 she edges you all night, not caring about how loud and desperate you were begging her to just let you come once, just once!! but you should have known bad girls don't get forgiven so easily...
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Both vanilla and SVE bachelors reacting to their lovely farmer spouse jokingly(or not) calling them a DILF?
Hee-hee... >:3
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If Farmer does it publicly, Harvey will bump them lightly with something and turn red from embarrassment, but if Farmer calls him privately.... Hmm, well. The doctor used to think he was already a pretty old, considering it a disadvantage. But now, in his relationship with Farmer, perhaps it has some advantages... 👀
Hah, Sam can't believe it: only he decided to try growing a short beard, and Farmer immediately called him DILF. "Hey, I'm not that old yet!" Sam laughs about that, but thinks about keeping the beard. Because he liked the way he looks now... and the way Farmer called him. 🥰
Dilf?! But Farmer, Alex isn't even in his 30s yet, he's still young! Let the athlete enjoy his youth! Yes, of course he is pleasantly flattered by this compliment (although his cheeks are still rosy because wow 😳), but Alex likes being a young father for now.
Shane was taken by surprise. He immediately thought it was a joke, nothing more, because somewhere in his mind Shane still didn't understand what Farmer had found in him. Although, on the other hand, he had managed to look a little bit better now, so maybe Farmer's words weren't a joke? Heh... 🌚
Oh, Elliott thanked his spouse for the.... compliment? It was a compliment, right? Could Farmer explain what that meant? "Dad I'd like to..." OH. Elliott likes that his dear spouse feels that way, but if they wanted to get home early for, *ahem*, interesting activities, they could have just said so directly and he would have understood. 💕
If the Farmer thought they had caught Sebastian off guard, they were wrong. He smiles silently at the compliment. Except that when Farmer calls him that again at home, the emo's cheeks blush. "Why are you surprised, Sebby? You're just great DILF material!" Thanks a lot Farmer, now he's as red as a tomato. 🫣
Yoba, Farmer would see probably the most smug smile on Lance's face. He know that he was good-looking, and pleased that he hadn't lost it even now. Naturally, the gallant adventurer wouldn't forget to counterattack by complimenting his spouse and inviting Farmer to come home together early... 🌚
*Sigh* To be honest, Magnus wasn't surprised at all; he was really quite old. But still, the wizard is glad to hear that even at that age he looks very good, and that the Farmer appreciates him. Call Magnus that again, and he'll show them his full DILF nature... (Oh my... 🌝)
First babygirl, now DILF... Indeed, Farmer gives Victor such compliments that the poor man stands in a stupor and tries to understand if it's a compliment at all. The Internet helps him, and... Oh, dear. Wow. Welp, he's not complaining... 😏
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welovenightcord · 10 months
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Waking up after a wet dream (NSFW)
A/n: My first nsfw post. Please don't judge me :< By the way, you're their crush in this dumb fic.
Characters: Isagi Yoichi, Bachira Meguru, Chigiri Hyoma, Nagi seishiro, Reo Mikage.
Warning: English is not my native language. If there is any mistakes, I'm so sorry!
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Isagi Yoichi:
➷ Bro is like “😨”.
➷ He was sharing a *good* time with you but this romantic moment ruined because that damn alarm. 🙄
➷ He was blushing so hard fr.
➷He avoided you all day but his purpose isn't bad!! He's just shy :(
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Bachira Meguru
➷ I hope you know that this guy is shameless.
➷ Do you really think he would be shy around you because that wet dream? Of course no.
➷ He was happy to have intimacy time with you. Though it was a dream—
➷ He did dirty jokes to you all day. (They aren't even funny 🥱)
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Chigiri Hyoma:
➷ The most normal boy. 😳
➷ He was annoyed because that goddamn alarm ruined your moment.
➷ But he was normal with you? He acted like nothing happened :)
➷ Of course, He felt a little shy around you because of that dream.
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Nagi seishiro:
➷ Nagi when he saw the mess on the bed: 🥱😳😮‍💨
➷ Even cleaning is a bothersome for him.
➷ He didn't talk with you all day LOL.
➷ But he felt a little shy when he saw you. (Please let me eat him he is so cute.)
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Reo Mikage:
➷ He blushed like a crazy when you're around 😜
➷ He told Nagi that he saw a dream about you but when nagi asked what it was about, Reo was like:😳
➷ I can't think anything for him help—
➷ Oh when you tried to talk him he said he is busy and ran away. (HE WAS JUST SHY.)
Thanks for reading guys. I don't know what could I say??
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cieloclercs · 10 months
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𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 | joão félix
genre: social media requested: yes pairings: joão félix x fem!reader warnings: twitter environment, online hate
can be read as a part 2 to surprise, or as a standalone!
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y/n_y/l/n surprise 🤍
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joaofelix79 amo-vos para sempre, meus anjos / i love you forever, my angels 🤍🤍
y/n_y/l/n e nós amamo-vos / and we love you
username LMAO WHAT
username bro…you’ve got go be joking
antogriezmann congratulations you two!
y/n_y/l/n muchas gracias anto!
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username aren’t they a bit young to be having a baby…
username and how is that any of your business?
username 🤢🤢🤢
enzojfernandez felicidades y/n! y joão también supongo / congratulations y/n! and joão too i guess 😒
y/n_y/l/n gracias enzo 😂
joaofelix79 @/enzojfernandez ¿no seguirás enfadado? / you’re not still mad are you?
enzojfernandez vuelve al chelsea y no estare. / come back to chelsea and i won’t be.
username BAHAHAH ENZO
username he says that like poch didn’t reject joão 😭
username having a baby at the height of joão’s career when he doesn’t even know what club he’s going to next…yeah probably not the best timing 😳
username congratulations y/n! you just signed your life away to be a footballer’s housewife for the rest of your life 👏🥳
username LMAO imagine…she’s only 23 as well 😭
username i honestly feel bad for her. she’s gonna end up taking care of it all by herself, because let’s be honest…it’s not like joão will be that involved 🤣
username true! especially at the height of his career, he’ll probably be too busy!
username poor y/n…
username housewife at 23? where’s the ambition in that 😭
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joaofelix79 i don’t normally engage with people who make hateful comments about me, but when it involves my girlfriend and our baby, i feel like i have to say something. y/n and i are beyond happy to be future parents. we’ve given our situation a lot of thought, and we’re looking forwards to our future together with our little one
please, whether you are a fan of mine or not, don’t make comments about my girlfriend or our situation. y/n is the most wonderful person i know, and she doesn’t deserve this kind of criticism - especially not over something which is as much my decision as hers. please respect our privacy, and keep your opinions to yourselves. we are happy. that’s all that matters
ao meu amor / to my love - thank you for giving me this gift. i will forever be grateful to you, and i can’t wait to spend the rest of our lives together ❤️
ao meu anjinho / to my little angel - the day i found out about you was the best day of my life 🤍 mamãe e papai love you so much x
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Tignari & Cyno
Reader as kind of a sugar daddy/mommy [the atmosphere while typing this is so fcking awkward 🥲]
Warning:NSFW,
Apologies advanced: I'm sorry if you didn't want to use a strap, but right now, I'm not in the mood or have enough energy to write a separate one for F! reader and also F! Reader strap, it has fake cum as she has a button to release it.
This is the backup writing for you to enjoy since im going to take like more than a week to write the flirty villain [kinda?], Creator writing.
Characters: Tignari & Cyno.
Content/parts:
First: crack with sugar daddy/mommy reader. [Kinda?]
—NSFW—
(1.) Cyno's punishment [you're here!]
(2.) Cyno with tignari and care taker Reader. (Or nurse/doctor reader)
(3.) Tignari aphrodisiac mushroom
(4.) Tignari's heat.
(5.) Cyno & tignari x Eremite Reader
Note for content: cyno & tignari x Eremite reader. Ik, it sounds random, but the idea from it was: HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE EREMITES? THEY. ARE. H0T. 😳 YOU CANT SAY NO, THEY AREEEE. PLEASEE. I WOULD LITTERALLY GO ON MY KNEES FOR THEM—
[That what my friend told me to put. Honestly, I would do the same...]
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Tignari + Cyno
Cyno litterally makes 10x more jokes than usual around you. Even though it doesn't really make you laugh, you think it's enjoyable. While Tignari....not so much- Which he is glad at. Oh, his reaction is so cute and funny when you gave him limited edition cards. Except when he said that he'll pay for it even though it's a gift...
"This...is for me? W- wait! I'll pay you 1 million mora tor these!"
"Cyno. It's a gi—"
"2 million mora?"
"...." *friendly but firm holding of his shoulders*
"It's. a. gift."
"..."
"..."
"2 million, 500 thousand mora—?"
"Cyno, if you keep talking about giving me mora for a damn gift, I will literally go around Teyvat and even sell my f-cking soul to get more."
"Yes ma'am/sir-" *feeling shivers down his spine. Although....why does he feel hard down there—*
Dang. He made sure he'll never make you mad. Tignari is just mentally slapping himself on the forehead at this. You still give him the limited edition cards everytime it was released.
Tignari always thanked you for your kindness for playing supplies to do what he needs as a forest watcher. Although you still pay and give him stuff even though he has more than enough already....
"Ah, [name]. I already have more than enough. Thanks for offering though—"
"Accept. It."
Tignari with trembling hands as he accepts your forceful gift. Yeah, he ain't going to be on your bad or evil side. Hope to the archons that Cyno doesn't go too far.
....At least he can spoil himself with your gifts.
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(1.)
CYNO'S PUNISHMENT
"Hah....how many times have I told you, don't touch yourself?"
Cyno whined. He struggled trying to get free from the ropes and touch you. "M' sorryy!" and "Please!" Comes out of his mouth.
"If you keep whining with that mouth of yours, I'll gag it."
Cyno immediately shuts up when you say that as your hand tightens around his thigh. Letting out a whimper as a plea.
"First, you went home injured without even stopping to get a doctor or even at Tignari's. His house is way closer! And now you're breaking our rules? Touching yourself without permission. Now that's not what good boys do."
Cyno whined, wanting to beg for your mercy and forgiveness, but you didn't let him. He choked on a moan as he felt your knee rubbing against his crotch.
"Aren't you enjoying this too much? Maybe I shouldn't touch you for a whole week...."
Cyno cried a plea to keep touching him. He leaned onto your shoulder, sobbing in pleasure as it overwhelmed him.
Suddenly, Tignari came in. He paused as he saw the sight of Cyno tied up on your bed, and you pinning Cyno down on it. You turned around seeing tignari cover his drooling mouth as his ears slightly tilted downwards. His face is red as his ears twitched.
Tignari just stands there, watching the lewd scene of Cyno panting as he begs to have your touch. Tignari snapped out of his thoughts when you told him to come here. He kneeled beside you, gripping his pants in hopes you don't know. You rub his ears as he softly moans. Biting his lips to refrain the noise further but failing. His ears twitched when he saw Cyno already looked fucked out when you finally start stroking him as you finger him, kissing his prostate. You can feel his hole tightening and his cock twitching for attention, knowing that he'll cum.
"P- please? Wan- Na- cUuM!!"
Tignari tried helping him get over the edge, but you stopped him by tugging his tail, which maid him yelp as pre-cum sticks onto his pants. Cyno's eyes shot wide open as you stopped your movement, edging him. He squirmed as he clenched around nothing. He started sobbing, spreading his arms open and closing and opening his hands, wanting you to come over to him and touching him :(
He was laid down on the bed as Tignari got on top of him. Leaning in to kiss him. You let what Tignari wishes and desires to do with Cyno as you watch in amusement. Cyno pants in heavy blush, silently whining at Tignari to touch him already. Tignari easily gave in his pleading, taking off his pants and undergarments. Pumping both of their cocks.
Tignari's ears twitched as the fully tilted downwards. Cyno's legs started to tremble as he covered his mouth. They both rolled their eyes, saliva running down their chin as they both looked fucked out. Tignari finally fell on Cyno as his body gave up, supporting him.
Cyno flinched when he felt a cold medal going into his hole. He moaned into the sensation as he squirmed. It was a butt plug. You started fingering tignari as he whined but didn't stop you. Instead, he slowly tried thrusting back to make you go deeper as his head was thrown back when he felt your fingers abusing his prostate.
"Ngh— [name]...! Stop teasing me and put it in already– UgAhhH~!"
He felt his mind gone blank when you started pistoling his hole. He bit Cyno's shoulder to refrain his desperate moans, leaving a mark. Cyno soon felt pleasure overridden pain, whimpering in pleasure. Cyno watches everything drowsily with lust as he gets hard again. He kissed Tignari, making out with him.
"Mnm~ ah!! W- wait, slow down! I'm cuMinG!"
He came, ears twitching as Cyno grabs him and kisses him. The last string snapped when Tignari clenched around you, making you cum in him as he whined from being do full
F! Reader: You decided to finally give him his little reward [unlike Cyno, who broke the rule] pressing the button as Tignari drooled at the feeling of being so full
You put Tignari on the other side of the bed. Cyno starts to kneel on his knees, obediently waiting for you. He laid his head on your legs, eyes practically saying that he wants to have his turn to be ruined and fucked.
He teased you and tried to rile you up by showing the butt plug you put in him.
"Please....I've been good, haven't I?"
Pouting for your attention. You pretended to be thinking about it even though you'll give him a reward anyway.
I- I'll ride you! Pleasee? I just want you in me!!"
And here he is, riding you like it's the last time. He felt so full of you, touching the bulge that was caused by you, made him closer to the edge. You put your hands on his hips, helping him get to his climax as he cries a silent scream. He flopped onto your chest as he snores and slept soundly. You should probably wash them early in the morning, but for now, they will sleepily cuddle you.
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