So. Does this mean in radiodust fics Angel gets to tell Charlie "i fucked your dad" or like—

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i need to resist urge to photograph poptart keychain in a mug i nEED to resist the URGE to photograph poptart keychain just hanging out in a MUG i NeED TO RESIST THE URGE TO USE CAS TO PLUG MY SHIT-

What if we reverse Goncharov-ed Homestuck. Like, told people Homestuck isn't real but to act like it is because haha Goncharov was funny so let's make stuff up. And the real plot sounds enough like something Tumblr would make up to be true in the equal parts absurd and deep so I think it would be cool. Anyways.

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All the captain laserhawk reader x rayman fics appearing in the captain laserhawk tags has given me a disastrous idea to give out

A rayman x reader fic where he serenades you except it's just that one video of him singing sexbomb please it would be so funny please

I want Team Bolas Rojas to be so pack bonded by the end of the 2 weeks that when they get back to Quesadilla Island they physically can’t live without each other and inevitably all move into Philza’s base.

keefe should go bald in book 9.5 and then he should be irrelevant in book 10 bc he’s devastated over his bad buzzcut

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This fucker better be a short king in this universe or I'm going to die of failure at spotting detail.

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Look at this! His torso is so small PLEASE

i hope fit flying down means he’ll also be joining the second session. not as a new character tho or anything i hope deep ass voice fitmc plays that shitty little girl completely straight-faced

poppy and floyd being besites is fun and all but i really like the idea that they dont get along and they HATE IT

they want so bad to banter and hang out all friendly like but they just. dont click . absoloutly zero chemistly, everytime theyre together a fine mist of awkwardness englufs the room

having now seen what mythical j sausage considers a "starter base" i am campaigning for his addition to the Hermitcraft server

I can’t wait for Ted Nivison and Eddy Burback to go to every Medieval Times in the country 

girls who have courtney dolls imma need you to get out those goth clothes stat and do some lisa frankenstein scenes

Just so we're all on the same page, I am never letting go of the fact that a lot of the fandom and the characters themselves were all like "Dapper wouldn't be happy with what qBBH is doing..." like.. SHE DIDN'T CARE???

I called it since the beginning, Ron being kidnapped and tortured? Dapper wanted to capture Ron for herself before BBH convinced her that Ron was now family. All the killing in Purgatory? Dapper was jumping for joy when Philza brought it up.

I am on the edge of my seat, waiting for Forever to come online when Dapper is. I want him so badly to say something like "by the way, your dad kidnapped a federation worker" and for Dapper to simply not care, whether she says if its true or not. I need more characters to try and make qBBH out to be this horrid villain that did all these terrible things- only for Dapper to be like "lol ok, wish I could've been there to do that too"

disney princess ending where q!Bad kisses q!Forever and suddenly everything is fine and @v@ is gone

this is NOT gonna happen because nintendo hates the gays but I want marina and acht to be exes so fucking bad. The comedic potential is ridiculous

Imagine your current girlfriend saves you from your mental illness dimension only to be accompanied by your ex who went missing years ago and was presumed dead, only to find out said ex actually DID die and is a walking corpse who was making breakcore for the literal death subway you had to pull your adoptive kid out of last time

I hope Captain Pikachu owns the Brave Asagi. I want someone to assume it's Friede's ship and he's like, "What? No, it's Cap's. He just lets us use it" and the other crew members agree. I hope that it's Cap's name on the title, signed with a little paw print.