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exhausted-undead · 4 months
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caption this please I need to laugh
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mymelloii · 28 days
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Random Ren/Redacted HCs
---Minors/Ageless blogs DNI---
CW: Mentions of gore and stalking
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Ren has his eyes and mind on you 24/7, on the days you stay home so does he. Whenever you go out, whether it's with friends or to run errands he's always trailing close behind; far enough not to be noticed, but close enough to protect his angel.
-If you ever have the misfortune of coming across a creep during one of your walks, he'll promptly drag them into an ally way and give them the ass whopping of a lifetime before they can do any harm towards you. Typically he wouldn't even allow those types of people to approach you, let alone gaze at you, but on the rare occasion that someone does cat call you or even tries to touch you he'll bash their head into some good ol' concrete; without you noticing of course.
On the days you stay home are probably his favourites, he gets to watch you all day, doing your morning routine, while you busy yourself with your hobbies, or better yet watch tv/your preferred streaming service. As you lounge on your couch Ren is watches you through the camera he installed in your living room. Meticulously watching each and everyone of your reactions. Whenever you laugh so does he, if you start to cry or tear up, so will he. His emotions are practically interconnected with yours.
-His PC setup isn't anything notable, despite the fact he has 3 monitors, the first one capturing you, the one next to it being all open tabs of all your social media accounts, and the last one being work related or his screen saver of you. He has a simple wooden desk with a gaming chair, no RGB- though, he might have one of those mouse pads with a character that eerily resembles you.
Whenever he works, he loves having you on his main monitor; it truly makes him feel like your there with him. If he's alone, which is most of the time he is, he'll find himself talking to himself. Each topic of conversation is always about you, he's either commenting about how amazing you look today, or praising you for the littlest things. In his eyes everything you do is nothing less than perfection.
-Although he has a playlist of his own he loves listening to any and all of your favourite songs, doesn't matter what genre it may be he's all up on that shi. Extra points if it's romantic. He'll go on a daydream about you, imaging you, how whenever you listen to the song you can't help but to think about him and how your chest tightens up at the mere thought of him; as he feels with you. He knows every song in your playlist and all the lyrics to your favourite songs. Maybe one day you'll notice him and make a playlist just for him.
This one is less serious but as mentioned before on the 14DaysWithYou blog Ren had a red room phase. Though it was short lived I like to image that while he was selling the parts he obtained totally humanely that he often added a thank you note and one of those cute freebies you get whenever you buy from an Etsy shop. The note reading "Thank you for supporting my small business. Your patronage means everything to me! (*^_^*)" ITS SO DUMB DJKSDUVI
-In canon, he is extremely apathetic towards everyone with the exception of you. Which also makes him extremely accommodating towards your needs, he knows all your struggles even if you haven't voiced them to him yet. He accepts you and your struggles, no matter how big they may be; he'll always find a way to help you. This could be helping you with work, making or ordering special meals for you or simply listening to you vent. Whether it's mental or physical to him your health and happiness is his main priority.
Which leads me to that while he may be exceptionally caring, he's also remarkably jealous, towards everyone and everything that catches your attention. Now, he would never do anything that will harm you, but he's not above harming or black mailing others that get closer than he's comfortable with. Could be a coworker or a friend that is getting a bit too friendly with you which will enable him to scour every crevice of the internet to find any dubious rumors or photos including them. He'll also hack into their phone and go through their internet history and photos for more evidence against them. He'll then DM them through one of his burner accounts and present everything he found and threaten to leak all their information on multiple threads. Moth watch out 😨
-If the subject of your affection happens to be an animal or a stuffed animal he obviously can't go through those lengths. Although he would get jealous if he sees you cuddling with your pet instead of him he knows that the affection you feel is different and will opt to plopping himself next to you and proceed to get extremely clingy. He doesn't mind sharing you with any of your non-human companions as long as he stays yours.
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I haven't wrote in a while so srry if there's any run-on sentences + it's late so SPARE ME. Again these are all headcanons and if you wish to find canon content of 14DYW visit here, as well as to remember and respect the creators wishes and boundaries ^^
Side note I plan on writing more so if you have any suggestions please let me know! I haven't made a list of my do's and don'ts but please don't get offended if I don't take your suggestion!
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starz4ruii · 2 months
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!PLEASE READ!
I see a lot of people saying to stop kosa and then giving no info about what kosa is.
So here are some sites to get educated about it- https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2023/05/kids-online-safety-act-still-huge-danger-our-rights-online
https://www.blumenthal.senate.gov/about/issues/kids-online-safety-act
https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2024/02/15/kids-online-safety-act-kosa-senate/
Please lmk if there are any helpful sites that you want me to add :]
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delusionaltrait · 1 month
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feeling blue
inspo
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may1th · 4 months
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Who's in a bunker? Who's in a bunker?
also new profile theme
might remake my carrd soon lol
anyways sianachkit best skin
made on ibispaint on a phone with my finger
i did trace the gun from the ref i was using (im sorry)
this is honestly one of my favourite art pieces ive made
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stinkyeve · 2 months
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“Disposable Demon” Eric
there’s not enough art, nor appreciation for Eric’s design in general!!!
he’s my favorite side character, i love him oh so much 😭
i probably fucked up his design a tad bit but I tried my best !!
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whitegoldtower · 1 month
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Labour of love for my drider husband
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chocoee · 9 days
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I stayed up at night on this and I love it so fricking much so I want it to not flop for the love of literally everything.
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memzyyy · 2 months
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hey bro me again hehhe
so erm how tom would be in a relationship with a girl vampire ykyk 😭
2010 or 2007 tom whatever you want
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i didn’t know if you wanted smut or fluff so i did both🥰
i’ve completely forgotten how to write oh my goodness!
just a reminder you can talk to me through DMS about literally anything ☺️(i’m so lonely since Kaye has gone for a nap) @1sjsoul
but yeah enjoy
WARNINGS!!!!!: Blood sucking in both stories! praise bc who doesn’t like praise🤭, me despising Tom. you and him praise eachother in the smut one💋
FLUFF FIRST
He would never fail to grasp the back of your head/neck as you rammed your fangs into his shoulder, groaning in pain as you begin to slurp he starts to shuffle and squirm; you detach from his neck, “quit wiggling! ittle hurt more if you do.” he takes the advice and shoved his face into the crook of your neck trying not to squirm as you fed upon him.
of course you wouldn’t drain him, he’s the love of your life! so after Tom told you he was feeling lightheaded you immediately stopped and unlatched, licking the bite wound; the one that would definitely scar, but he’s fine by that. He loves the idea of being ‘branded’ by you!
you whispered sweet nothings into his ear, telling how much you love him and appreciated him before you give him a kiss. He didn’t appreciate how the taste of copper overwhelmed his taste buds but he was willing to deal with it just to have you in his arms <3
NSFW DOWN BELOW
He liked pain.
you knew that.
he knew that. (what a whore🙄)
that’s why he was delighted when you asked to drink from him.
5 minutes in and he’s writhing under you,
shamelessly moaning and praising you on how good you were being, your hand is wrapped around his length, stroking him as you feed off him, who knew he’d get hard from you sucking blood from him?? (everyone knew, SLAG)
he lets out a deep groan as the pain of your fangs along with the pleasure of you stroking him mix together, causing him to buck his hips into your hand; desperate to chase his release.
“fuck…that’s it.. just like that yeah…good girl.” he moaned into your ear softly, 2 more minutes of him fucking his cock into your hand he came all over your hand; you detach from his neck and began to lick his semen off your fingers, watching him intensely as he tries to catch his breath. Him being lightheaded from you taking too much blood and the hard ejaculation, you smirk before
saying;
“good boy.”
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sound-traveller · 7 months
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EDIT 10/27: closing this post bc this is getting more rbs than i thought!! if you reblogged before now then i'll get to you eventually, dw ^^
i wanna meet other selfshipper accs and i wanna bugpost as well!! so!!
Reblog this post with a name and picture of your F/O and I will assign them a bug species!!
feel free to add on as many f/os as you like aswell!!
proship dni pls and ty!!
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sloppy-syrup · 4 months
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“Your stripes are coming loose..”
A drawing about losing yourself.
(Please click for better quality!!!!)
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kitiao · 4 months
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Warm 🧣❤️
Shhh…
She’s knitting for her beloved hubby.
Simon is definitely falling for her with every loop she makes… what a lovely couple<3
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snowvolkinn · 3 months
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hi guys i know i've never posted anything before and yall have no clue where i came from but i dont want this to flop on twitter so im putting it here :3
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skyler-pog69 · 6 months
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Do any of you rock with farscape? If you haven't seen it you should it's very good!
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silaswritesthings · 2 months
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“It’s like a disease, loving you, for you are all I can know.”
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Summary: Your life was hopeless and death was your salvation. Or at least, that’s what Dazai told you. Despite your reluctance to entertain his shenanigans you had come to depend on him. Living sucks but acknowledging that with another makes it suck a little bit less. Just a bit.
Starring: Dazai Osamu
Genre: romance
Warnings: Mentions of suicide, implied sexual relationship,
Author’s note: It’s technically the 13th according to some timezones… Happy valentine’s day to everyone! His character might be a bit oc, especially at the end. (Look, I tried my best) Likes, comments, reblogs and new followers will always be welcome as far as I know!!
Word count: 943 words
─── ・ 。゚☆: .☽ . :☆゚. ───
“I don’t suppose that offer for double suicide is taken yet, right?” You murmured over the glass cup that pressed against your lips.
“I wonder what kind of damned situation you could possibly be in that made you come to accept my offer of all offers.” Dazai said, his own words muffled by his knuckles pressed against his lips.
You both stared at the bartender as he worked non-stop through various drink orders. The lights in the bar blurred into indistinguishable shapes and swayed side to side to the rhythm of the music that was playing.
“I’m feeling generous.” You said, no longer minding the slur of your voice after having a few drinks.
“You’re feeling drunk.” He replied, his eyes watching the ice melt in his whiskey. “I could lend an ear instead.”
“If I tell you what’s wrong, you will then see how pitiful I truly am and then take your offer back.”
He smiled. “I’m quite pitifull myself. I look up to those who can surpass me in that.”
The truth was, since you met Dazai things in your life did not get better. You had nobody then, and now all you had was the idiot you had hooked up with on a night you felt particularly lonely- but you’ve always have been alone. Maybe the best term to describe the way you felt that night was ‘being on the edge’, and Dazai pulled you in with his charm and pathetic shenanigans. Eventually, all that troubled you drowned in his presence and your anxieties felt smaller than they were for that night, and every other night you had spent with him. These moments with Dazai were the line between life and death for you.
“There’s nothing I can do for you.” Dazai said with conviction, after you explained your situation to him. You didn’t want his help, but him acknowledging that your problems are enough made your body relax. You took another shot.
“Of course there isn’t.”
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The relationship between you and Dazai was unique. Live like the other doesn’t exist until the weekend, meet up at the bar, exchange your different experiences with existential dread, sleep together, go home and repeat.
It had been after three months of this routine when it you finally decided to break things off with Dazai. Through your unfortunate experiences with relationships; friends, family and lovers alike, you learned that when being with another person to any extent, you will get hurt.
The distance between the both of you on the bed could never reveal the intimacy you shared not even 10 minutes ago. You stared at the in-suite bathroom door in silence, your back facing Dazai as you ran through your thoughts to try find a way to begin the ‘break up’ talk. You weren’t even together officially. Dazai had… a reputation, and the last thing you needed was to reveal the true nature of your attraction to him. This distance was necessary to keep everything in check.
“We’ve been doing this for weeks and yet you still refuse to look at me once it’s done,” Dazai spoke from behind you.
“I don’t want to look at you.”
“But you’re in my bed-“
“Shut up.”
He let out a sound of amusement before running the tips of his fingers down the line of your spine. You focused on the sensation as he traced down your back, then he changed the direction of his touch and slid his arm around your waist, pulling you into the warmth of his chest. His forehead rested on the back of your neck and he resumed brushing his fingers against your skin.
“I prepared a gift for you.” He said, his tone held meaning beneath it but your unsettled heart did not leave you room to think.
“A gift?”
“The 14th of February is coming soon and I prepared something.”
You did not look forward to going back to your home. You much prefered jumping off the bridge you walk down on your way to your home than anything else but Dazai… prepared something for you? You cannot even say you and him had anything special, but your overgrown dependence (how could you dare define it as just dependence?) is what pushed you to looking forward to another day. Supposedly, that is what other people call ‘hope’, and how dare he try to force it onto you.
You stared ahead at the door, fingers twitching as you itched to push Dazai away and leave and never return again.
“I don’t want anything from you.” You lied. You tried to pull your body out of his embrace but he wouldn’t allow it.
"Not even the gift I had spent valuable time preparing?"
You couldn't answer. Dazai took your silence as affirmation and slid out of the bed. He moved around from behind you as you stared at the crumpled sheets beneath your palms and a few moments later, he was back beside you and handing you a small box wrapped neatly in shiny red gift wrapping.
“Open it,” he whispered, and after settling your nerves, you opened it.
It was a gun.
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may1th · 2 months
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And as you’re gasping for the last of air
You’ll tra-la-la-la-la
i hate you gibby from hylics!!!
''goddamn gays ruining everything''-gibby probably
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