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#please come to brazil
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That’s certainly one way to do it
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carnival-phantasm · 8 months
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Wait oh my god were you the guy involved in the Brazilian sand pussy incident??? I've been searching for your blog for fucking ages this feels like a miracle
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT?
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brazilshit · 4 months
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Me coming back to tumblr! (Via: @KingBlackCinema on IG)
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n-e-w-o-t-a-k-u · 1 year
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Love being south american in a restaurant right now and all of us are are secretly cheering to argentina but no one can say it aloud
We will still claim it was bought after the win though
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urban-orc · 11 months
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Hey folks!
Just saying that Brazil is the first country to be accepting LGBTQ refugees from any country that criminalize our lives. Yes, this include USA.
This was announced yesterday (may 19).
So... We are here with open arms. This is not an easy country for a lot of things, but we have:
Universal public health
General practitioner, vaccines, AIDS treatment, most common medicines are free or cheap, specialists, dental treatment... Including gender affirming care - there are queues, but it exist.
We have one of the world best dentistry.
Its still starting, but a lot of cities already have veterinary public health, or subsided vets to at least spay/neuter your pets.
Birthing is complicated in general, but there are some free options that are really good.
We don't have an opium crisis and our government break patents of medicines when needed. Insulin is free in the public health system. Condoms too.
Abortion is a current fighting matter.
Public education and universities
Public schools are everywhere. And every school will grant you and kids the basic things like notebooks, pencils, pens, etc, and books. Every school have a library or reading room, the government send new fiction books to schools.
Food is free in public schools, and in the majority of the places, good food. Even if most schools have the kids for 4 or 5 hours, not the entire day, there will be free lunch.
Our educational system is universal, so by law, every child and teen must be studying, disabled kids included.
If you cannot pass the tests for a public college, there are paid colleges you can go with government subsidy, and no one left college with an absurd debt. I mean, really. There are special credit lines to grant that. And the prejudice against community colleges is minimal. Its absolutely common that people work at day and go to college in the night shift.
Black and indigenous people have further affirmative policies to go and stay at college.
Unions and workers rights
Our president used to be an union leader. Even with the recent shit show (we had our own trump/jonhson like asshole) , unions are very present and we have LAWS that protect workers. Including 30 days of paid vacation every year, paid weekend, 50% extra payment for working more than 8 hours day or Sundays, 30% more per hour worked at night, social security services, paid health leave, and retirement.
We have a lot of shit going on in work environment, but unions grant lawyers to help, and everything in our work conditions is better than in USA.
Leftist parties and an almost fair voting system.
Almost because Im an anarchist so, every voting system to me is flawed as fuck BUT how far a voting system can go, Brazilians have the best option.
We have a lot of parties, both left and right. You dont have only two options. We have not one, but two communist party. Our socialist party have a huge queer presence. The presidency now is at the Workers Party hands, a left-centered bunch. I think they are not left enough, but our left center party is still much more to the left than any american party.
Our democracy is direct, every vote have the same value, there are not delegates and caucus and such stuff. Every adult need to vote, so your work cannot stop you from voting. There is one election day, its a holiday because everybody votes in the same day, from 8 am to 6 pm. Since the system is electronic, the same night we have the results.
Also, States are not independent to decide most of things. The laws are federal, so there's a consistency in rights and such things.
The greatest variety of foods
And even if inflation because our last government is still a thing, so food right now is not exactly cheap, we don't have food shortages.
There are no food deserts. Fresh food is easily available, and our climate is good to grow food at home.
In general, Brazilians have much more healthier food accessible than USAians.
And in big cities we have government programs and the MST (our Liga campesina) to help.
Guns are mostly illegal
Yes, thats what you read. We have huge gun control.
There are no school shootings. We had a few school incidents (big part of it with mellee weapons and not guns) by alt right men, but every single one was treated as a national tragedy and there's a real effort so that it don't happen again. In 20 years, we didn't had the amount of shootings that happens in a week in the USA.
Federal investigations of hate groups are happening constantly.
I could go on and on. And yes, we have problems, as any other country. But if you have the chance, come. We have our xenophobes, but mostly is a country that receive well the refugees. We have several organizations that help people to get on their feet. Caritas have even Portuguese classes specially developed for refugees.
There is racism, a lot, but it's very different than in USA, so it will take sone time to figure out wtf.
And we have A LOT of affirmative actions for minorities. We have a strong and huge queer community (better saying, various huge queer communities).
São Paulo Pride parade receives more than 1 million people.
And 1 dolar = 4 or 5 reais. Even if you don't have much money, this will make easier to you start a new life here.
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titosvodkamartini · 2 years
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ooo…. bolsonarinho
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carnival-phantasm · 11 months
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This header is killing me
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gudaho · 1 year
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sorvete-de-petroleo · 2 years
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Brazil now have its own dashcon, the UcconX.
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n-e-w-o-t-a-k-u · 7 months
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Just got Rick rolled by Brazilian TV
Did not expect that
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deefews · 2 years
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I fell for the meme... I have come to Brazil
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37crowsinadress · 2 years
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Hey guys so I collect Irish, Welsh, and Christian people so please point me in the right direction thanks
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