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duckymcdoorknob · 5 months
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I would like to make something very, VERY clear.
Now, for those of you who know, I am wholeheartedly Pro-Palestine. I am not afraid to share the things that get covered by the media.
BUT IT IS NOT OKAY
TO GO ONTO THE INSTAGRAM POSTS
OF AN AMERICAN-BORN JEWISH PERSON
AND HARASS THEM FOR CELEBRATING HANUKKAH.
Not all Jewish people are zionists
Not all Jewish people are Israeli
NOT ALL JEWISH PEOPLE SUPPORT ISRAEL
It is extremely antisemitic to harass a Jew who was born in Mississippi or Texas and celebrating Hanukkah.
Harassing them over being Jewish while there’s a genocide in Palestine is preaching to the choir.
FREE PALESTINE AND LEAVE AMERICAN JEWS ALONE
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jaeclawsstudios · 1 year
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You know what. Fuck being a healthy human being and taking care of myself while I'm sick. I'm gonna draw every single warrior cat in ALPHABETICAL ORDER with head canons hell yeah >:D
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comradeclover · 8 months
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considber yhe lopstair:
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chroncruik · 2 years
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Hims a mushiecat. Look at his dumb face.
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lilpoointhestu · 2 years
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gimme back my alcohol
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longcovidbeachrat · 1 year
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Imagine dealing with customers who are this fucking dumb.
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doomyfool · 1 year
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stupid dumb idiot big feet bird. fucking moron.
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mycarbrokedown · 1 year
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I really need social media platforms to start adding something that lists out all my comments because I be saying some dumb shit
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I just found out that people believe the Queen was reincarnated into Trisha’s baby
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duckymcdoorknob · 4 months
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I drew Usopp!!
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Thin ass face but i think it was p good!!
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mirakurutaimu · 2 months
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hi
i've been informed there's a browser addon that restores old tweetdeck functionality so expect a lot more posting back at the old hole in the wall -> https://twitter.com/horribleimp
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comradeclover · 1 year
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kissthatring · 10 months
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like i make 16 dollars an hour and i am generating stalkers who leave dead animals in my yard i need to get the fuck out of retail these middle aged women have lost the entire plot
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jadedanddark · 2 years
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Sometimes we get snail mail too. This was sent to each of our stations from "The Commission to Liberate the Blind," which is not a thing, and also while there is a sheriff election going on none of the candidates have a name even remotely like Willie Boogerworm so I'm not even sure what's going on at the base level.
Sigh. This person bought actual stamps to do this. They paid real human money.
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strangestcase · 10 months
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saw a Humans are Space Orcs post that was like “oh we humans can tolerate a wide range of temperatures from minus thirty below to sixty” no we fucking don’t. Why do you think parkas and AC exist. Are those dumb fucking aliens from the Humans are Space Orcs universe so massively incurious and stupid they can’t even stop to think “oh this environment is so much colder than our warm, climatically cushy planet that is so nice we don’t need clothes. Well! Let’s find out a way to not freeze our to death. Like inventing special clothes, or asking those crafty, adaptable humans that have found ways to live in extreme climates of their planet.”. Are they so fucking dense or uncreative they hear the words “yeah some people live in the Arctic no big deal” and not ask “fascinating! Truly unheard of! How do they do it? Do they put something on?” instead of going “HOLY SHIT HUMANS ARE INVINCIBLE!!!!!!”. You know what that gets you? Those dumbfuck aliens sending Cadet Johnson to Blizzard Planet in a standard, non-blizzard-proof suit since all humans love the extreme cold so much. 
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nanomooselet · 3 months
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My Brother's Keeper (VI)
You may have noticed that I didn't extensively discuss Rollo, Livio, or Legato, which is maybe odd considering they are (and pretty blatantly so) parallels or foils to Wolfwood and the twins. And it's mostly because I'm trying not to let this damn thing become even longer (it was supposed to be three parts. Three. It's clocked out at seven, and that's after I took a machete to it to stop it becoming eight. Goddamnit) and I did already go on about all of them in the episodes they appeared.
It's also because at this point, Wolfwood's story (for the moment) is done. When he makes the choice to leave July and Vash behind, that's the end, and the reason he returns actually isn't about him at all. The narrative focus is instead on Meryl and Zazie, making sure we know what both have to say about this. It's good to know Zazie's displeased by this turn of events and very unlikely to ever again believe a word Knives says. (Humans will eat your planet just like they did their own and real quick Imma use Vash to eat the planet myself first sorry-not-sorry BYE WORMS.) It's sweet that Meryl's love of Vash didn't result in her death by Knives's jealousy, as it did for Rem and nearly did for Luida.
Nick's concerns, however, have always been limited to the orphanage and Livio, and their fates are both now out of his hands.
Everything always comes back to the twins, in the end. I think in this analysis I've come to understand the key to Stampede, which is that almost nothing in it is only about the thing it seems to be about. It's always also in some way about the twins.
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Wolfwood's part in Stampede is about how he was Knives's weapon and became Vash's follower. He goes from being Nicholas the Punisher full time, a walking dead man carrying his own tombstone, to being Nicholas D. Wolfwood, the awkward, scruffy, snarky dweeb who cares for his family with his whole heart and lives to see a kinder world. Inevitably he has been scarred and stained with blood - he remains the one who killed all those people on the cult's orders, and he'll bear the cross for them. But he's no longer limited to killing in order to save. There's a new path for him to follow.
It starts with doing what Vash would do: getting out of there while he still can before everything explodes. He just happens to scoop Meryl up as he's fleeing. When the twin angels ascend to do battle, the best place for mortals to be is anywhere but nearby.
He wasn't going to rescue Vash, and he never could have. Protecting Vash was the task Knives gave him, and that was out of an complete absence of respect for Vash as a person, a competent adult, a being of unimaginable power, an independent-thinking-individual-who-isn't-exactly-like-Knives etc. The very last fucking thing Vash needs is to wake up in the care of another paternalistic "older" brother - not that I believe Wolfwood would ever treat him the way Knives does, but frankly I can see why neither would want to take the risk.
(Also increasingly sure Knives is bsing about being the older twin. It's like how Wolfwood really is still a kid, and he acts like one, and honestly I think Vash treats him like one. Those startlingly fond, adoring expressions that blow you away a little bit? They're What Vash Is Like Always About Everyone. But especially kids. He's like that about Meryl, too, just less overtly.)
If anything, Vash saved Wolfwood. So Nick realises he has to survive, when before he kinda just wanted to die. He's no longer permitted some dumbfuck last stand. Fighting Knives is crazy and impossible, so let the impossible crazy man take care of it. It's his field of expertise. Love and peace ya'll. Woowoo's out.
Two things, however. The reason, in the manga, that Wolfwood didn't return to Hopeland (until he did), and the reason, in the manga, Chapel has none of the narrative's sympathy (not even Vash really gives a fuck when Wolfwood snaps his neck, and Chapel was already in a wheelchair at the time. I remember a bookclub post that declared God hates Chapel. I'm a layperson, but I'd call that theologically sound).
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I mean, there are multiple reasons, but the most relevant is that in the manga, this evil-minded wrinkly fuck trained Wolfwood to kill. Wolfwood believed that being a killer rendered him unfit to ever again return home, until the day Chapel launched a direct assault on the orphanage using Razlo and Livio, revenge upon Wolfwood for taking up another cause - being Vash's friend - when his sole loyalty and purpose was supposed to be in death. He's disgusted that Wolfwood let Vash's ideals blunt his edge when previously he was near-"perfect".
I can't tell you what shape these events will take. But I can tell you they're still in the future. Stampede is a prologue, and the final phase has not arrived. Wolfwood's beginning is complete. His real story is yet to come. And I don't think he's forgiven himself for fulfilling the contract, even if Vash has.
The angel's eye, the Eye of Michael, still watches.
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(And only the angel's? We'll see.)
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Anyway, back to the twins.
(Part I)
(Part II)
(Part III)
(Part IV)
(Part V)
(Part VII)
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