picturing Velvette huddled up on a Hell doorstep 2 hours after she arrived making a list of possible ways to get some power as quickly as possible on a bloodstained cellphone she took off a corpse and it's like
create startup, get aqui-hired
become first hellfluencer
sugar daddy?
startup + collab with a celebrity for more attention
celebrity boyfriend?
become already powerful couple's third, profit
actually find people to work with who respect and value my skills and me as a person <- this one is a joke
and then a year later she's in bed, awake after vox and val have nodded off for once, looking at mockups of the Vee tower design on her phone, and brings up the old list for just a minute to cross everything else out and write in 'all of the above???'
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What it feels like at the beginning and how it feels towards the end in retail.
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my mom keeps telling me i should call a place i applied to a job at online to ask if i can have an interview or something and im like you are such a boomer. who does that. but fine i will. but do you guys think itll work like at all. i know it cant hurt cause if they dont hire me they were probably already not going to hire me but aughh. mostly i think it wont work because at my old job i was the one answering all phone calls so i know if someone called me and asked that i would just be like ‘yeah idk man uh we’ll email you if we need you im a minimum wage part time employee what the hell do i know about that’. so..
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WiFi down at work which means we can't use our mobile stuff. I'm taking my first break an hour and a half late because of the troubleshooting.
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im at the point of my cold where im too tired to enjoy video games but not tired enough to sleep. im also too weak to hold my book comfortably AND im either too cold or im sweating profusely i wish i was dead
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I wish all retail jobs making you do a "video interview" (1-way record video responses to questions on the spot) a very fuck off an die
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the library i work at can be under 6 feet of snow and they'd still expect us to tunnel our way in so that we can answer calls from customers because god forbid someone stand in the way of them getting the latest self help book
^^^ bad employee who wants people to not be able to read Who Moved My Cheese?
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Tamagotchi Keychains, Access Keys, Clear Cases, Earphone Pouches, and Chopsticks Listed by Rakuten Japan
Looks like Japan is getting even more merchandise for 2024. Rakuten Japan has listed over 40 different types of merchandise on their websites for order, with release dates set for March, 2024 These include keychains, access keys, multi clear cases, earphone pouches, and chopsticks.
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if replacing my battery actually bricked my phone and i need to buy a new one im killing someone
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