best quotes from partial kitchen reveal shuffle board

"We're not edging, we're hanging" "You're allowed to beat each other off as well" "It's my finger ring" "I'm stripping. I'm dropping it like it's warm" "I don't think I've ever edged it before" "Phil edged so hard, he blew it" *Dan painfully screeching in anti-capitalism* "I love to breed" "I'm gonna try and wack Dan off" "What is 6 + 3?" "You can hit it off with a friend" "cheESE" "I'm gonna eat my own coat" "I'm about to cuck you with an extreme 3" "You're letting all your brain juice out your ears" "I'm phanicking" "Our pegs are now level" "Mmmm" "If someone's ahead of you in life, whack em off"

Bonus Philly swear jar counter: 5

tribute to music

You got games on yo phone?

You do not know how happy i am to see this and yes i do have games on my phone😔/j

Group D Round 2

[image ID: the first image is of the cover for the Hello from the Hallowoods podcast. it depicts the silhouettes of trees, and a large creature emerging from behind them. it's furry, with horns, large antlers, and a clawed hand raised up, as if waving at the viewer. above the creature, in the middle of a red gun sight, reads: "Hello." in read text. the second image is of Phon, a Thai man with short bleached hair, wearing a yellow shirt. he also has an ear piercing. end ID]

Diggory Graves

Convinced they only lost the deadguydeathmatch because not enough people knew about them. A bit of a Frankenstein's monster scenario. Uses they/them pronouns, is dating a ghost trans man. Despite their intimidating appearance they are lovely and would go to the ends of the Earth for their friends. Their arms are for hugs and their claws are for fighting

Phon

Listen, he may be the right hand man of a mafia boss, but he wants out so he can live a nice quiet life with his trans girlfriend that he loves very much. Was willing to do whatever it took to make sure she had enough money for gender reassignment surgery. Just really loved his girlfriend. Had to go and get himself killed in the first episode though, sparking a revenge quest lead by his best friend (who he definitely had some romantic tension with) and his girlfriend. He deserved better. All three of them deserved better. They're also a really interesting parallel to the main trouple (who were responsible for killing him, but in their defense it wasn't on purpose). [additional propaganda 1]

SCREAMING CRYING THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES. JUST REALIZED WHO PHON IS

my phon voiceclaim

refsheets of the pollyanna crew

can't reblog this one but it deserves to be included of course

he got tooken over

hey @fruiitcakezz

PHON...

phon pony

Group D Round 1

[image ID: the first image is of Matatagi Hayato, a boy with spiky black hair, tan skin, and black and gray eyes. the second image is of Phon, a Thai man with short bleached hair, wearing a yellow shirt. he also has an ear piercing. end ID]

Matatagi Hayato

he is. just a fucked up little guy, your honor. he is a two-faced bitch and i love him for it. he's so much of an edgelord and just all-around fucked up lil guy that he literally wins a soccer match w his team against literal aliens because those aliens could see people's minds and his was SO fucked up and twisted that it messed up the aliens' strategy- also he has two younger brothers who he deliberately teaches that lying and stealing is 10000% ok u just have to make sure you don't get caught jio;gejaos even tho his personality to other ppl is trash and he personally believes other ppl are inherently untrustworthy he Does rlly care abt his brothers and he basically raises them by himself because they live in poverty and he agreed to join his silly little soccer team because he was promised money so he could take care of his family and that's respectable but he is TOTALLY a fucked up little jerk who is mean to everyone gjeio;gas idk i just want to examine him under a microscope, i care abt him lovingly referred to as Specimen Number 01 he's just weird. he's a weirdo. have u ever seen him without his stupid blue hair streak? now THAT's weird. OH and fun fact abt his blue hair streak. it magically appeared in the middle of a soccer match after he revealed his two-faced bitchy nature to everyone. yeah, he has edgelord disease. i'm afraid it's terminal. he's just a lil virus. nasty lil guy. he's easy to bully. i want to keep him in a jar. also he's my son. hope this makes sense. thanks.

Phon

Listen, he may be the right hand man of a mafia boss, but he wants out so he can live a nice quiet life with his trans girlfriend that he loves very much. Was willing to do whatever it took to make sure she had enough money for gender reassignment surgery. Just really loved his girlfriend. Had to go and get himself killed in the first episode though, sparking a revenge quest lead by his best friend (who he definitely had some romantic tension with) and his girlfriend. He deserved better. All three of them deserved better. They're also a really interesting parallel to the main trouple (who were responsible for killing him, but in their defense it wasn't on purpose).

"Pauline Hanson is continuing to accuse the Yes campaign of dishonest & unethical behaviour.

Did Pauline forget that in 2021 she admitted to contravening electoral laws by failing to substantiate $165,442.03 worth of election spending?"

phon girl