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John and Arthur will really be at each other's throats screeching bloody murder, but then the second shit goes down they're besties again and it's all "the dark world?" "I'll meet you there, friend"
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pettyprocrastination · 2 months
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The most beautiful muscular woman complimented my hair at the gym today
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birdcatt · 7 months
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new guys my brain invented in a daydream
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littlemissmadame · 7 months
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feels like home
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thanatoseyes · 10 months
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Day 5. New spirit just dropped. Raven. Seems like a pretty cool one.
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richardxoliverxmayhew · 11 months
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//I think I've definitely hit that bittersweet portion of my prep to move because while I'm glad that all of the bureaucratic, document-related things are mostly over, but on the other hand I just realized that I practically only have 2 months left to spend with my family and friends. On one hand, I'm definitely going to make the most of it and have fun, on the other there's also that heavy feeling in my gut that I'm running on borrowed time with my loved ones right now so yeah//
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michaelwatt · 1 year
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I see you trying to summon anons but i think you have anons deactivated fldkdkd what kind of questions do u want hehe
i ain't the brightest crayon ksdjfhdkfjf. i just activated the anons now for anyone wanting to goof anonymously in my inbox
but uhhhh it can be silly or about my blorbos. don't matter to me! surprise me if you want :3c ask whatever you're curious about me!
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burdenedreverance · 2 years
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To the woman who will always be the best of mothers, and the best of wives. Bedelia, she who brought me into this world, she who raised me, and she who I owe everything. It has been so many years since I have spoken to you mother, that I feel like recounting the two hundred years I've spent is rendered moot. When I was a young man I had everything I sought now, but I did not realize it. I am eternally in pain, and eternally mourning your departure from the earth, that in my haste to be a man that I neglected those who needed me most. I wish I could cry for you, my heart, to hold you once as you did me when I was a babe. But I find my tears have long dried up, and that instead I can only tell you what now weighs on my heart and in doing so you forgive your child. I sit on the remains of my destiny having rebuilt it into something so grand that it threatens to bring the world into a new era. That I have established a legacy that is worthy of you and father, of our entire bloodline. But I find that the weight of this burden is crippling, as if I have stones around my neck with each passing year threatening to throw me into the ocean. I wonder sometimes is this what the sages felt all those years ago, knowing that they stood on the precipice of life. But then I recall you, and in my haste to establish that legacy I neglected your wishes for me. You never wanted me to be a soldier, you never wanted me to make a legacy for the clan. You wished for my happiness, that I would grow old with my kids. That I would find a wife who loved me, as you loved my father. That I would prove to be a good and decent man. And as I stand upon my destiny of iron and blood, I realize I have failed you. I can only express that if you were still with me, that I will be able to make amends— to hug you as I once did. To feel the warmth of your smile, and to remember that there is a life beyond war. I find solace, however, in that being this, that by subjecting myself to this loneliness, I have prevented this from occurring to other children. I never wish for another child to be a hero as I was, that perhaps in taking this path I have brought more good than harm in the end. I must accredit you however, for even though I may have been alone in person all these years— the memory of your radiance and the lullabies you sang to me have kept me good. All that I hope to have achieved, all that I am that is good— I dedicate to you my angel of a mother. As I write these letters; I wish for you to know, wherever you may be, that I did find friendship. That even upon this path, I found love. I found ambition. I found hope, in the face of darkness. I want you to know that before my demise, I knew more, that your son lived a good life. And I hope to perhaps see your angelic face once my immortality has come to an end, and I am safe within the cradle of the grave. To the best of mothers and women, dedicated to Bedelia, she who taught me the feeling of love. With the deepest admiration; your son, Desmond
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katzenkarussell · 2 years
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Naruto runs on top of train*
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Just naruto hops across trains because he is too lazy to take the stairs to change platforms
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stlsystembuster · 18 days
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2019 Holistic Health for Animals Las Vegas conference
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labotronicsscientific · 5 months
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Izod Pendulum Impact Tester
This floor-mounted toughness-determining device is called an Izod pendulum impact tester. Impact endurance determination is aided by the plastic Izod pendulum construction. An accurate way to assess impact toughness is with an angle sensor.
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eclecticute · 7 months
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Danii Tried Tarot Spreads: Friday the 13th Harvest Moon Tarot Card + my Card of the Day at the very bottom (it clung into The Hermit so O decided to keep it)
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apocalympdicks · 9 months
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my mom really went 'its the pda' in me when shes also been activly misunderstanding everything i say to mean something else & I keep having to correct her on what I'm talking about
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rebecca-lotto · 10 months
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there's 2 more performapal kuribohs!
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kuribohble now has buddies & look how dang dapper they are
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dang , this one must be fluffyer than an average kuriboh,
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so's this one ! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ and he's got a lil' bowtie
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gavischneider · 11 months
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inf3ct3dd · 4 months
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streamer!ellie pt.2
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summary: i hated the other one of this that i made, so REMAKE TIEM!!!
warnings: miiinor sexual content, shit talking, gay people 😒
authors note: heheheh ples don’t flop this time..
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- during her faceless days, she opened up a po box so ppl could send her things, and she made an amazon wishlist and she unboxed stuff on stream 😍😍
- one day she was unboxing a giant box of cat toys. string, those little feather stick things, even that weird automatic flapping fish thing (that she secretly loves and taped to her back one time)
- she was playing with this one toy that was a little fishing reel, and it had string and a little fish on the bottom. she went on and onnn about how shes a self proclaimed “fishing master” while garf chased it around, letting out little meows and growls of frustration.
- eventually, she lost her grip and let go of the pole. she bent down to pick it up, forgetting that her face would be in view. thus, the chat started blowing up.
ewwwbruh: FACE REVEAL
ewwife: EW WE CAN SEE UR FACE
ewwife: JUST THE SIDE BUT WE CAN SEE YOUU
ewssidechick: her nose looks so rideable…
- she got distracted petting garfield, and didn’t realize anything until she stood up. she was getting tagged over and over again on twitter, blurry pictures of her face (curtesy of the shitty webcam) circulating through her subreddit.
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- “guys. im gonna erase this from ur memory…” and she literally held up this goofy ass hypnotizer pendelum and started fake hypnotizing everyone like “that never happenedddd” “you don’t know what i look likeeee” “that was fakeeee” “chat that was not reallll”
- and everyone literally js went along with it and pretended it never happened. like ppl were tweeting about it and everyone was like “huh??? what are u talking about bruh??”
- she did the same thing after falling off her rainbow unicorn scooter 😞
- one time she revealed that the “ew” in her username stood for her initials, and everyone was making the most horrendous guesses. elliam willace being the favorite one.
- “guys, my name is not edward wilson??? i am…not a man”
- shes gotten into so much drama…multiple notes app apologies have been issued via her instagram story.
- people would ask her opinions on other streamers, and she’d literally just be like “…i have no idea who that is.” and people would get so MADDDD but homegirl is literally just blatantly unaware
- or she would know , and would literally be like “they’re honestly super annoying and i would rather kill myself than watch them but whatever floats ur boat ig!”
- she played that “womp womp womp womppp” sound effect on her soundboard afterwards.
- SPEAKING OF. she abuses that soundboard sooo much. its so obnoxious and annoying like I SWEARRR!!! she’ll tell a horrible pun and play the crowd laughing and cheering sound effects while literally no one laughed.
“guys. whats the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament??”
“…live streaming.”
(crowd cheering sound effect)
“nooo thank you thank you, you’re all too kind, really!!”
- meanwhile chat was dead silent.
- every time she gets to choose her own name on a game its some dumb shit like "jizzmaster" or "chris fucker"
- “it appears you have entered innapropriate content.” “OHHH LOOK AT EPISODE LOOK AT THESE CORPORATE BIGWIGS TRYING TO CONTROL THE LITTLE MAN???”
- she just ended up naming him “chris phucker”
- like when she played episode on stream and made up really annoying voices for all the characters and made her character look like an elderly man, and made the love interest look like you 😍😍
- she messes up sm on games when she streams normally, but when you're there? she is LOCKED THE FUCK IN. sitting there so focused the entire time just to show off
- whenever she randomly goes silent she just starts SINGING. it's either nicki minaj or some fucking fnaf song
"IS THIS THE THANKS THAT I GET FOR PUTTING U BITCHES ON???"
- speaking of, her favorite fnaf song is def “stay calm” cuz she loves saying “hey kids. Nice to eat ya.”
- bought one of those "i paused my game to be here" tshirts…ironically. you refuse to let her wear it in public
- beefs w kids on fortnite sm... she has definitely gotten banned for saying she was gonna bomb a kids house or fuck their mom 😞
- every time she plays a game, she'll literally sit there and watch an 8 hour long video about the lore. she'll plop down on the couch and watch it like a movie
"did you know everyone actually thought that fnaf one took place in 1993, but it was actually 1992?"
- she definitely had you sit next to her when she played through fnaf because she was lowk scared the entire time whenever she heard you walking around the house while she was playing she'd hear footsteps in the hallway and be like. WHAT THE FUCKKK
-she'd have you right next to her, laying your head on her shoulder and messing with her free hand. if you fell asleep, she would be sitting there slapping her hand over her mouth whenever she gets jumpscared bc she doesn't want you to wake up 😞
- sometimes, while she streams , she plays one handed games and lets you sit and draw on her arm for fun. even got you a whole set of those skin markers so u could go ABSOLUTELY HAM. she got one drawing you did that said “r + e 4eva” tattooed in ur handwriting…such a sap
- she loves watching fan edits of herself...AND OF YOU. she'll be on her burner account with a whole collection on tiktok of edits of you.
ewwsbiggestfan: shes so bad i want her to hit me w her car...
- speaking of. imagine her using that account to make shitty capcut edits of you like
- shes ur biggest fan ongod
-WHILE WE’RE ON THE TOPIC OF “fans”…what if i made a completely new origin story for streamer!ellie and reader. what if they were both streamers….
- OKAY SO BASICALLY.
- you had started streaming about a year before ellie did. butttt, you two did very different types of streaming.
- you weren’t very into like, SERIOUS video games. sure, you played some stuff, like animal crossing and roblox and the sims, but nothing more than that.
- that wasn’t what you were streaming though.
- ever since you were younger, you had been wayyyy into…literature.
-by literature i mean fanfiction. heaps of it.
- actors, anime characters, BOOK CHARACTERS, you were in DEEP
- sometimes, for fun, you used to read them out loud in stupid voices. when you were alone, or with your friends, it was very entertaining
- that’s when you got the idea to start streaming it. if it could entertain your friends, and you, whos to say it wouldn’t entertain other people.
- well, it definitely did. in your first year, you hit 10k followers. people loved you. theyd make edits of you, send in requests of fics for you to read, everything.
- a while later, ellie started gaining more and more popularity. out of all the incomes of fame, fanfiction was the most. abundant!
- one day, you got a request to read an ellie x reader fic. at the time, you barely had any idea who she was, but you decided to just go with it 🤞🏽
- “who the fuck is elliam willace???”
- the fanfic was definitely very…graphic!
- “your hips rolled onto her thigh, her slender, tattooed hand palming at your waist. ‘you’re doing so good babe, fuck.’-“ “GUYS. ISN’T SHE NOT ON MUTE RIGHT NOW???”
- you couldn’t help but giggle the rest of the fic, feeling a nagging heat in your core. you didn’t even know who the girl was, but if this fic was accurate, someone would have to sedate you.
-“im actually. gnawing at the iron bars of my enclosure. GUYS. who is this woman…is she real… if she is. things are about to get WICKED.”
- not very thankful to you at the moment, she was very real. apparently, you and her were streaming at the same time, and your followers raided her stream telling her she was reading about you. her curiosity was obviously piqued, and why would she NOT join the stream?
- creeperewman: im definitely real!
- the text on your screen literally made your stomach fall into your ass. you stood up and legit just walked out of the room, camera still on. was she there the whole time???
- creeperewman: aww 😞 where’d she go she’s so badddd
- you eventually returned after a minute of calming yourself down, and low and behold, she gifted you 100 subs and followed you on instagram.
- she was definitely very real!! and that fanfic was…lore accurate. to say the least 😊
- after you two started dating, the two of you would often show up on eachothers streams. ellie, teaching you how to play cod, and you, reading with her.
- she secretly loves reading the fics people write about her and making fun of them, and every time you stream with her shes “subtly” hinting that you should read about her
sitting there pulling on her collar, looking away like “gee, wonder who you’re gonna pick today” with the worst fake laugh ever.
- “ellie can barely ride a scooter, idk why she’s in the mafia rn…” “you fall off ONE TIME and all of a sudden you cant ride a scooter. bullshit.”
- she makes fun of all the dumb pet names like “babygirl” and “darling” and randomly calls you them and bursts out laughing
- you still read those fics when you’re bored sometimes. and ellie MERCILESSLY makes fun of you for it
“yknow, if you missed me that bad, you should’ve just told me.”
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