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funbearer · 2 years

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#victoria secret #gowns #grandfather #babies #paying the bills

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annalyticall · 2 months

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My new favorite excuse for not jumping on new trends or bandwagons is 'I'm 30.' No more explanation needed because anyone under 30 just thinks I'm old and everyone over 30 understands implicitly

#the thing is I'm not too old but i have also lived long enough to know how shortlived some trends are #it's called 'sometimes having a job and paying bills puts things into perspective'

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scramratz · 1 day

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Please be normal

#I’m an adult #I fuck #I PAY BILLS

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chloesimaginationthings · 11 days

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This will be the first scene of FNAF 2 movie…

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hansoeii · 1 year

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it’s okay, babygirl.

#who's gonna pay my therapy bills #this show ruins me over and over again every week why am i even doing this to myself #but ahhhh joel loves her so much!!!!#thats his kid!!!!#and he was so afraid of caring for her but he can't hide it any longer #UGH #the last of us #the last of us fanart #tlou hbo #tlou fanart #pedro pascal #bella ramsey #joel and ellie #my art

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dingledraw · 2 months

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“That's not what I asked” comic (2/2) based on the lovely art and fic by @chernozemm

Part 1

#Aziraphale and crowley not being able to communicate properly??!?#I am shocked and scandalized #also I won’t be paying for anyone’s therapy bills #ask chernozemm for that 😂#the opposite ending of my previous comic lol #still sad tho #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable spouses #aziracrow #my fanart #ineffable husbands #azicrow #ineffable partners #comic: that's not what i asked

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celadonlonghorn · 11 months

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inkling middle school

(...plus an extra i had to draw for twitter)

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #my art #yes i am aware of the art errors in the crowd scene. i am trusting you all to behave better than twitter did about it #originally posted in uhh. october? in case you wanted to know #i want to make so many more comics but they don't pay the bills so they'll be slow going sorry ;w;#my splat comics

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ohposhers · 2 months

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i dont even fucking remember why i drew this im sorry gang

#it jumpscared me when i was looking through my art folder and i realized i never posted it #lord forgive me #drawing troll shitposts instead of paying my bills #trolls #trolls band together #madoka magica #trolldoka band togethica au #that tag is gonna get me shot #i spelt togethica wrong on the drawing ik #john dory trolls #floyd trolls #velvet trolls #creek trolls #my art #ending it all

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morganbritton132 · 2 months

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Eddie, posting to Tiktok: Raise your hand if you and your husband had a long discussion about not needing to do renovations to your kitchen every time you’re bored and you both agree that it’s too soon to get new cabinets only for him to get new cabinets anyways. Raise your hand if you’ve ever done that?

Steve: Oh ho ho, Daddy Warbucks, why don’t you tell everybody that your cheap ass has so much money that you didn’t even notice thirty thousand dollars come out of your bank account?

Eddie: You spent thirty thousand dollars on cabinets?

Steve: No…. I spent twenty thousand.

Eddie, accepting facts: When did you even have them installed?

Steve: When your ‘long weekend in Los Angeles’ turned into two weeks

Eddie:

Eddie: Call me daddy again

Steve: No

#Eddie does not look at his bank statement. He never has and he never will #Steve pays their bills #Steve was one of those kids that collected commemorative coins (his dad’s hobby) so Eddie just assumed he’s good with finances #Steve’s just like: Do you want to live in a house or home Eddie??#Steve: A home has nice cabinets #Eddie: … a home #eddie munson tiktok saga #eddie munson #steve harrington

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lispunk · 2 months

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me, scared of needles and on my way to get a tattoo: I should listen to the new magnus protocol on the way there

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #the magnus protocol spoilers #tmagp spoilers #tmagp episode 6 #jonathan sims pay my therapy bill #jonathan sims i blame you sir #jonathan sims #alexander j newall #tmagp episode 2 #tmagp 2 #tmagp 6

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months

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No time to play. You are being sent away.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #yu ziyuan #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes #and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse #Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.

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wylanslcve · 11 months

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This genre of Freddy Carter smiling like a proud little kid after filming the most gut-wrenching scenes in the entire show.

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sillyfreaktime · 5 months

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my favorite scenes in house, m.d are the ones that go like this

wilson: you stabbed my grandma???

house: to teach you a lesson! everything is fragile, even the people you love!

wilson: she’s 92!

house: oh please, that old lady’s seen worse!

wilson: house-

house: wait! “old lady…” I know what’s wrong w my patient!!! she’s old!!! 🏃🏻💨

#and house pays wilson’s grandma hospital bills and somehow that’s enough to keep their relationship going #house md #I’m only on season 3 but I have a feeling that is the vibe for the rest of the show #james wilson #gregory house

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halfagone · 1 year

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A best-seller 'rags to riches to prison shackles' autobiography written by a woman in her late sixties, who was finally exonerated for the murder of her late, wealthy husband after 20 years in Blackgate prison, is getting a limited-series adaption. One of the most anticipated scenes is a exchange from early on in the book, in which the author describes a private, emotional conversation she shared with a young Bruce Wayne, where she recounts details about the passing of her son.

Countless fans try to theorize who will be casted as a younger Bruce Wayne. Some think it should be Damian Wayne, but many point out that he's too young for the role. Others think it should be Tim Drake, who would be at the right age to play it. However, as CEO, he doesn't exactly have an open schedule, and they haven't heard him disappearing for filming all those months ago. Other people think Bruce Wayne himself should play the role, using deep-fake technology to make him appear younger.

In the end, their questions go unanswered until the first trailer airs online for the limited series. It previews the very first glimpse of a young Bruce Wayne, played by previously unknown 'Danny Fenton', and the internet-

Loses its fucking mind.

(Bruce might just be getting a new son from this after all.)

#dpxdc #dpxdc au #fyi the casting director was trying to figure out who to hire #and the producer just goes #I know a guy #and then BAM #suddenly danny has a job #he's not actually an actor #but he's a uni kid #he's got bills to pay y'know?#danny's not actually his son btw #he just looks really REALLY similar #but the internet doesn't know that ;)#can you tell i've been ready one too many actor au fics?

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gomzdrawfr · 27 days

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[content warning: angst, MCD]

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