"Alright, Jenny G.- Your ganking days are over." That girl is poison (POISON!)

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Dorky when drunk

7x18 Party On, Garth!

Get a load of this guy cam.

He parties on my wayne's world till I excellent

Where are my wayne’s world friends?

where are the people who think that Garth Algar is lovely? where are the little youtube scene compilations that aren’t cruddy things made in 2010? where are the headcanons? where are the essays relating to autistic garth? where are my people???

why can’t i have compilations of snl garth stimming with his drum sticks? do i just have to do everything myself?! I will… because i want it… i love garth… i was garth for halloween when i was ten…

Hey friendos. It’s your friendly neighborhood Certified Human Adult(tm) here. As this year draws to a close and we set out for another whirl around the Ol’ Sol, I urge you to remember: you deserve joy. Hand in hand with this, I bring you another reminder: just because some says something is correct or a fact or true does not mean it is. Some of the most confident (or confident-sounding) people make some of the most off-base, narrow, and un-nuanced statements. The world is not simple. Life is not simple. Humans are not simple. And that’s WONDERFUL. So dig deeper, sing louder, and block more liberally.

This is our time, besties.

Let’s love what we love and whom we love the way that best suits us. And if someone comes at us with a wrecking ball, we sidestep that motherfucker and love with even more noise and weirdness and abandon. Fuck it, babes.

Let’s dance.

90s films with a twist.

Party on, and name that film.

Polite drunks

your bitch is drunk as fuck at the dollar general making the dick SCHWING sound from Wayne’s World

7x18 Party On, Garth!

Game on. Wayne's World.

Dean Winchester in episode 7x18 “Party On, Garth”