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Danny is just a kid ya know? Like he is just a little guy. A baby really. 14? Tiny child! Look at him, he needs to be protected. Someone has to help this poor little dude. I mean he forgets to use his own powers to avoid attacks all the time.
Anyway cut to Batfam not knowing all of Dannys power set cause the lil dingus keeps forgetting he can do that stuff in the heat of battle.
Danny uses his invisibility all the time… to avoid being followed. But in a fight? Oopsies hes too busy thinking of funny one liners to realise he could do that.
Intangibility? Give the guy a break. I mean who calls themselves condiment king. Even he was stunned.
He so rarely actually uses his biggest advantage powers that the League doubt he actually has them. He, like any naive child, trusts them and reported fully on his power set. Instead of just asking him to demonstrate his powers they instead start watching him and try to find evidence of his powers.
At least they know duplication was true since they watched him make a copy of himself to go to the bathroom and not miss any of his fav tv show.
#danny phantom#dp x dc#dpxdc#im 100% here for danny using his powers for stupid shit and not the important battle stuff#this post wasn’t meant to be like this so I guess heres for you guys who read my stupid tags#I was gonna have the batfam adopt danny after a reveal and just not know all the crazy stuff he can do#they think they got him figured out then at the manner he does something like seep into the floor to get his forgotten school bag#or he turns invisible cause he got caught parnking and bruce is talking to him and steph but he just dips#no wait I can do better. he gets yelled at by bruce (aka new father figure) for eating a corn chip off the floor and just vanishes from…#… from getting surprised. meanwhile bruce is like!?!?!?!!?#just imagine them going crazy because they have no idea his powerset and they thought they did#his new siblings make a game of it#they get on missions and keep asking danny to do more and more impossible stuff just to see if he will reveal a new power#hey danny go scope out the area but make sure you arent seen ok#and hes like sure thing fam and goes invisible and intangible#doesn’t think to just take out the baddies and returns to them with a full floor plan and locatikn of all the baddies and drugs#like wtf#hey danny think you can do anything about that generator? and hes like sure thing fam and then freezes it#danny bro this guy is out of control! little help? and danny just walks up to the guy and overshadows him and handcuffs himself#brother daniel I dint think we can get in but theres a small hole here in the wall#would you be able to do anything about that? and instead of just walking thru the wall danny shifts his body and goes thru the hole#as if he had no bones and became liquid#the game gets intense and breaks bruce so he gives in first (yes he was playkng too) and just asks danny to show them his powers#he will say some shit like ‘ah hey chum think you can show us all your abilities? that was we can coordinate better in the field.’#dannys just like ‘yea daddio sure thing’ then proceeded to show off his entire move set minus wail until bruce showed him a chamber…#… that could ‘with stand’ his power (spoiler he destroyed that fucking toom lmao)#ok my spaghetti rings and meatballs have been done for a while and juliet is trying to eat them out the microwave so hopefully these tags#fed yall goobers#man I should have just made a second post lmao#stood in the kitchen too long typing and they got cold
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i like ch 203 the looking for a boyfriend one a lot bc saiki’s character does extremely well talking to a character equally as snarky as him. imu makes fun of him and he does a little parnk on her in normal saiki fashion
and it continues. and its also funny how their opinions/plans match up indirectly. not in this chapter but when imu brings up the idea of a mixer but decides maybe thats not a great idea towards the end.
#unrelated but her hair’s totally bleached#she blrached her hair bc she thought blond’s cute#goose honks
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Leo April's gone weird on us, I'm glad you're up but she's acting possessed
Possessedm?? I wakee up and the firsst thing you guys try to do is parnk me? Haha funny, ghossts arent REAL i would know, the onme time i ran into one it was a ROBOT controlled by a CHILD. BOOOOOOO try harder next time nonnie
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise leo#rise donnie#disaster twins#unpause rise of the tmnt#rottmnt leo#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt donnie#leo rottmnt#poison arc
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missi as trixie parnk
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TO ALL SHREWS: DO NOT OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im trying to get my friends to look at that scooby doo post being like "this is a really interesting post 🤔definitely a good read. worth your time. not very long dw" so desperately and I fear my inability to lie well and deceive people outside of necessary circumstances or possibly my sense of humor that usually lands very well but sometimes does not may be impairing this. pray for me so I can totally #parnk my friends
IF YOU ARE A PART OF AN ELITE GROUP OF LIKE-MINDED INDIVIDUALS KNOWN SIMPLY AS "THE SHREWS" AND YOU CAN READ THIS I HAVE BAD NEWS: PLASMA CANONS AIMED AT YER HEAD RIGHT NOW SORRY
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FOR MY LAST POST
IT WAS A PARNK YOU GUYS
I FUCKIGN SWEAR
IT WAS ADARE IM NOT LIEK THAT
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[ CUT ] ♡ ; [ SPANK ] ♡ ; From your Leo to your choice of muse.
"Hmm, what's wrong professor? Is this disiplinary not going how you thought it would?" Leo asked, faked innocence and obvious teasing in his voice as his hand came down to spank Julian's ass again - his professor mostly still clothed other than the trousers pulled down enough to show that incredible ass and the mans underwear all but shreds on the floor after Leo had been done with it. Just a harmless little parnk to get back at his professor for making him come to this meeting. One that was supposed to be a disciplinary one for Leo for missing so many lectures yet as always Leo found a way to make things fun for him.
"If you like I could give you a second to collect yourself, give you a chance to take control back in this little meeting professor. But not sure you could even if you tried" He remarked, grinning shamelessly and enjoying teasing and challenging to the older man. And giving that ass just one more spank for good measure.
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Come Here 😂
FULL PRANK VIDEO 👇👇
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I dont quite get the idea behind twin-towns but i do know one of the larger parks/centers in my town is named after a dutch town, who in turn named after us a... Parnking lot....
Wow, really?
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Gt parnk
Nicknames
Friendly Vanessa
Enemies
Likes Vanessa
Dislikes
Appearances is the old one
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Tommy and Ranboo taking a trip to the disc room, what could go wrong!?
#I fucking WISH this ends up being an April fools parnk aaaaaaa#fear#dream smp#dsmp#tommyinnit#ranboo#mcyt
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𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 𝙄 𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬
#greek tumblr#total black#black and white#black#bnw#bw addiction#bwstyles_gf#bw aesthetic#bw society#bw#parking#parnking lot#aesthetic#greek aesthetic#aestheitcs#tumblraesthetic#artists on tumblr#tumblr pictures#tumblr girl#tumblr#tumblelog#tumblrgram#minimalgr#greek posts#tumblrlife#tumblrphotos
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I know its way past april fools day but I had this thought, what if for April fools day mc wanted to do a big prank with all the first years plus ortho and cheka. The parnk is acting like mc and grimm never exsisted they have ortho hack into ppls phones and any picture of the perfect was hidden and they had distract rook to get all his pictures.
Riddle is confused cuz normally ace and deuce are all ready gone to pick up mc and grimm, he's like "shouldnt you two be off to walk mc to class?" And they like "???".
Having cheka really sale it with a, "whos mc uncle leona?" When Crowley asks why ramshackle is all fixed up they say "you said you were going to use it as a guest dorm"
Idia is over here frantically going through ortho memory bank but is coming up dry everytime. Carter and rook are going through all their pictures and coming up empty.
Trey, vil and Jamal are trying to keep the peace as everything is going to hell, jade is preoccupied with his hysracal brother. Azul is trying to profit off this with 'who ever find the ramshackle perfect gets a free full course meal and a free of charge deal'. Lilla almost gets sebak to break but he's saved last minute by Jack and epel.
Floyd is frantic cuz his shrimpy is missing and kalim is hiring the privet investors. Imagine if they got the mirror of darkness in on it 😳 the teachers go to ask it "mirror of darkness show where grimm and mc are!" And the mirror replys, "there are no mc or grimm that are of this world"
I have a feeling chenya and sam all ready know and are helping them hide. they had to end it when malleus finally found out and started crying. which caused everyone to start crying cuz everything just started to sink in that mc and grimm never exsisted. But mc holding grimm comes out of Sam's shop like "nooo I mean for the joke to go this far 🥺"
They day end with the first years with collars and a month long detentions, ortho resores and returns everyones pictures. Crowley, floyd, Malleus and kalim ugly crying with mc and grimm trying to conslued them all.
This has been answered way past April don’t worry you’re fine.
And also WONDEJFJRBEJFB THIS IS THE ULTIMATE PRANK
Also I doubt Crowley would fall for it. In fact, he’d be the one to help. I mean, he’s probably the one that is able to control/convince the Dark Mirror to say Yuu doesn’t exists.
Also I imagine that they might continue while dragging Sebek away just so they can continue the prank. Sebek no simping
But if that scenario somehow did happen, the prank will stop on the account of Ortho almost turning NRC to ash again just to find Yuu
#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland imagine#twisted wonderland headcannons#twisted wonderland yuu#April fools!#…early April fools#ask
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omg congrats btw bb <333
may i please have a 🌹 male ship from the hpu golden trio era? i’m an infp ravenclaw I have an irrational fear of house geckos but surprisingly not of big iguanas + I get hiccups easily whenever I eat sponge cakes + i collect the brown cardboard thingies from toilet papers🤺🤺🤺 thats all congrats again on 300 :))
Hi ty!
🌹, ships - I’d say George Weasley! He probably is not a fan of many animals, and the colors and the way house geckos looks probably freaks him out as well. This might be a little biased because I get hiccups really easily but he probably has the same problem but except instead of it being only for sponge cakes he probably has them after every dish he eats. And he steals your cardboard thingies from toilet papers collection for his own and sometimes uses them for his parnks..
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Do the talon squad partake in,,,, shenanigans?? Perhaps some shore leave tomfoolery??? Mayhaps their trusty Jedi general get wrapped up in the clownery???
somehow, the 111th starts beef with the 104th.
which, had it been any other battalion, probably would have been nothing, except for the fact that commander wolffe is a fucking psychopath sadist who no one should ever fuck with ever.
it all started at 79’s. one of the wolfpack boys left his helmet on the bar when he got up to use the refresher.
hauler said it was smokeshow who tapped into the wolfpack’s comm-line and started barraging their commander with spam — but everyone knows smokeshow was probably too busy in a back booth with one of the waitresses to even think of the pretty ballsy parnk. whoever threw the first stone never came forward. but, in a matter of hours, a piss-drunk talon squadron had commandeered the personal commcode of the wolfpack’s leader and had begun sending obscure messages via countless secured, unmarked lines outside of the republic army’s chaincode.
because that’s a great idea.
someone must have seen something, though.
because, the next week? nyx starts getting the same shit.
male enhancement ads, coupons for the red district’s scummiest bars, a couple of pictures of senator jar jar binks of naboo...
and it just gets worse.
to the point where, in the middle of a debrief, nyx has to take his helmet off because his HUD won’t stop pinging with messages for dancing girls! click here! now!
an unspoken truce is made when talon finally stops barraging wolffe — and so the pings stop rolling in on nyx’s side too. and he’s thankful.
until wolffe, post-debrief, offers and apologetic clap on nyx’s back and speaks — loud enough for everyone to hear (including yourself and general plo koon) — with a measured amount of faux-worry:
“i saw you ordered those male enhancement pills,” he shirks, “came through on the budget listing. let me know how that works out.”
nyx thought he was kidding.
until, three weeks later he gets five, huge packages thrown his way in the mess. and inside?
lots of swamp wampa pheromones.
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