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1. Chinese censorship died a violent death 😂 
2. I love how each time Wu Xie roasts someone about being “silly” when they’re in love, Pangzi roasts him right back with “like you and Xiaoge are any better”. This happens a lot in the books, but it’s usually cut lmao.
3. Ouch I’m not crying bc of Wu Xie’s face at the end, no.
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difeisheng · 11 months
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*taps mic* hello can we talk about these two
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fan-man-huaisang · 10 months
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Sha Hai ep.51
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ohyka · 1 year
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tlt2 pangxie part 1/?
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deboracabral · 1 year
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sand sea pangzi and wu xie for @katamaricule :D
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pangzi · 1 year
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he is small and sleepy, don't disturb him!
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qinghe-s · 1 year
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not nearly enough gifs of XIAO HUA (3/∞)
(id: three gifs of xie yuchen and huo xiuxiu from episode nine of the lost tomb. the first gif shows xie yuchen moving out from a shadow and coming to a stop. in the second he is standing next to huo xiuxiu; she is speaking to someone offscreen while he smiles and looks down. in the final three gifs huo xiuxiu is looking at someone offscreen, clearly displeased. xie yuchen has his arm around her shoulders while he looks up, prepared to speak, does so, and finishes with a smile before moving to walk away. end id)
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daydreamorama · 9 months
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 盗墓笔记 - 南派三叔 | The Grave Robbers' Chronicles - Xu Lei, 盗墓笔记2之云顶天宫 | The Lost Tomb 2: Heavenly Palace on the Clouds (TV 2021) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Wang Pangzi/Zhang Qiling, Wang Pangzi/Wu Xie/Zhang Qiling, Wang Pangzi/Wu Xie Characters: Zhang Qiling, Wang Pangzi, Wu Xie (DMBJ Series) Additional Tags: Wingfic, Complicated Relationships, Wing Grooming, Aromantic Wu Xie (DMBJ Series), Aromantic, Established Wang Pangzi/Wu Xie, (it's complicated), Overuse of italics, Hugging as Bondage, POV Zhang Qiling Summary:
“Hey Xiaoge! Your wings are dirty, let me help with them,” Pangzi said, and Xiaoge turned around to stare at him.
Xiaoge was pretty sure that Pangzi and Wu Xie were together. He had seen them grooming often enough. He always made sure to look away when it happened near him, but they were so shameless about it! They didn’t seem to care that they weren’t in private. Ever. And now this! Pangzi asked to groom Xiaoge. And Wu Xie was RIGHT THERE.
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forever emotional about how all three of the iron triangle have their own types of stability. you have wu xie who's the glue, who keeps the triangle together and always going forward, but you also have pangzi who's the gravity, who keeps the rest of the triangle by his side and stops wu xie and xiaoge from spinning off to destruction in each others' orbits. and then you have xiaoge, the rock, always there to protect the other two from harm and have their backs. and it's all just so lovely
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katamaricule · 4 months
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What is dmbj? I've googled it but idk if it's one of those 'I love it and recommend it' shows or a 'I love it - pls never watch it <3' kinda show yk lol
Is there an answer somewhere in the middle? Because that's where it should go.
DMBJ is a franchise based on a set of novels by an author we'll call NPSS. These are mostly first-person tales narrated by a spoiled little dipshit named Wu Xie, as he and his friends go on tomb-raiding adventures, encounter supernatural obstacles, and learn about all the ways snakes don't work. The series has several giant holes in it, as NPSS tends to get bored and wander off mid-story. Several dramas and movies have tried to adapt various pieces of this gap-ridden, wholly unresolved saga, to varying degrees of success.
So to answer your question: There are installments of DMBJ that are a hoot that you should watch, and then there are installments of DMBJ that are also a hoot but you shouldn't watch before you have an affection for the franchise as a whole, and then there are installments of DMBJ that you should not watch even if you are a fan of the franchise because they are just not worth your time.
The problem is, not everybody agrees on what goes in which category. But if you're interested and want to give it a go, these are my personal takes on what's what, in chronological order of events as they happen in the series:
The Mystic Nine
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Good starting place: Yeah, actually!
Requires prior knowledge: Nope
Actual ending: No resolution whatsoever
Wu Xie: He's not in this one
Best part: Charming characters you love or love to hate
Warning: Very cheaply produced, with cuts that render significant parts of the story incoherent
Worth watching: Yes, if you're willing to accept the jankiness
The Lost Tomb
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Good starting place: Weirdly, no, considering that it's the first series they made
Requires prior knowledge: Not really
Actual ending: Oh, heavens no
Wu Xie: Cardboard twerp, kinda cute
Best part: There's ... some antics, I guess?
Warning: Makes some bizarre additions, condenses several books, just ... isn't very good
Worth watching: Not especially
The Lost Tomb 2
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Good starting place: You could do worse
Requires prior knowledge: Some, but who knows if it helps?
Actual ending: Ha ha ha you're funny
Wu Xie: Breathtaking idiot twink street-parking a Maserati
Best part: Wu Xie and Pangzi are in love
Warning: Interminable bronze tree plotline, incomprehensible timeline especially at the ending
Worth watching: Sure, but bring a book for the long stretches
The Lost Tomb 2: Explore With the Note
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Good starting place: It doesn't matter, because you're not going to watch this one
Requires prior knowledge: It can't save you
Actual ending: Nothing of the sort
Wu Xie: Shove that whiny nerd in a locker
Best part: There is no best part
Warning: Don't do this to yourself
Worth watching: What do you think
Ultimate Note
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Good starting place: It seems like no at first, but it actually is!
Requires prior knowledge: It helps, but you can get by without it
Actual ending: Complete cliffhanger
Wu Xie: Precious muffin
Best part: Everyone is so cute, also heihua
Warning: Tonally way goofier than the other series
Worth watching: Yes! This one's so fun
Tomb of the Sea/Sand Sea
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Good starting place: If you like things on Hard Mode
Requires prior knowledge: The main character doesn't have any, so why should you?
Actual ending: It thinks it does, but it's stupid and slapdash and leaves a million loose ends
Wu Xie: Mafia widow (also he's not the main character)
Best part: Seeing from the outside how fucked-up the whole Tomb Raiding Industrial Complex is
Warning: A hot mess, but occasionally a beautiful one
Worth watching: Yes, but maybe save it for later
Reunion: The Sound of the Providence
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Good starting place: Shockingly, yes
Requires prior knowledge: No, though it recontextualizes everything once you know more
Actual ending: Yes! Holy shit! We got an ending here!
Wu Xie: Consumptive angel with a gun
Best part: Some truly impressive performances from Actual Actors, Wu Xie and Pangzi are married
Warning: Honestly, just watch this one first so you don't know what you're missing, because once you do, you can't unsee it
Worth watching: Definitely
I hope that ... helps? Or at least doesn't make your confusion worse?
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try-again-bissh · 29 days
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9 Fandom Peeps to Get to Know Better
I never get tagged in things how fun! Thank you to @gosiksmallspace for the tag!!!!!!!!
3 Ships You Like: WangXian, WenZhou and JWDS. Like? More like obsessed will continue screaming into the night about.
First Ship Ever: Probably like Lucas and Peyton from OTH lol, I am an old bitch and truly they are transfemmextransmasc coded.
Last Song You Heard: I wake up most days with music stuck in my head and today I didn't so I had to play some, I was bumping some EXO in the shower.
Favorite Childhood Book: I tried soooooo hard to remember but I cant
Currently Reading: Fanfiction. lol but I am currently on a nonfiction kick as well so I am working my way through an essay collection by Toni Morrison
Currently watching: Doctor Slump, constantly rewatching Love for Love's Sake and She Love to Cook She Loves to Eat, i live for these hoes
Currently consuming: Avocado toast with bacon and hot sauce
Currently craving: Cake, in any form but preferably red velvet cheesecake or cupcake!
Tagging (ZERO pressure): @the-cimmerians @onlyifyoubadd @anxioussquirrel @fridayvelvet @guzhu-furen @katierosefun @untouchedsoap @sugarbabywenkexing @pangzi
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fan-man-huaisang · 2 years
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Ultimate Note | carrying each other
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ohyka · 1 year
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hils79 · 6 months
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Hils Watches Conjuring Curse - Part 3
Part 3 very much later than the rest because I had to pause 10 mins from the end for my weekly group watch and then dinner
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He's back!
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Wu Xie/Murals is the true DMBJ OTP
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I mean that's kind of Wu Xie's thing
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Pangxie communicating with just a look was a nice touch
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Well, is it really DMBJ if no one is hallucinating
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Holy shit is this entire movie one big hallucination? That's up there with Time Raiders and Wu Xie's 'yeah, I made that whole thing up'
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Aww this reminds me of the stupid CGI monster at the end of Lost Tomb 2.5
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I love that it clawed a hole in Xiaoge's hoodie but didn't hurt him at all
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Peacock monster?
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HAHA! Amazing! The hole in his hoodie was just so we could get this lil peek at his tattoo
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Again with the whole leaving Xiaoge behind thing. I don't like it.
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It's not quite cool guy walking away from an explosion in slow motion but close enough
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Oh no Wu Xie is now deeply hallucinating
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And of course he's seeing his uncle. This poor kid and all his trauma
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Definitely not me crying because Pangzi and Xiaoge were there to snap him out of it
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Gosh I am so soft for these idiot boys
That was...fine? It was a fun action adventure story, but I don't think it contributed anything new to the existing canon. I'm curious why they decided to set this right before the Iron Triangle retire to Yucun but then cast such young actors. Honestly, this could have been set during any period of DMBJ and it would have made no difference to the plot.
So, yeah, enjoyable but probably not one I'll come back to and watch again.
Edit: @silver-colour pointed out there was a mid-credit scene so I'm back
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XIAO HUA!
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IS HE TALKING ABOUT RUSSIA???
Was that Ji Xiaobing's voice? I couldn't tell
It's sad that that scene was more exciting than the rest of the movie 😂
Who is Xiao Hua sending to them though?
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pangzi · 2 years
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Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: 盗墓笔记重启 | The Lost Tomb Reboot (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Liu Sang/Wang Pangzi Characters: Liu Sang (DMBJ Series), Wang Pangzi, Wu Xie (DMBJ Series), Zhang Qiling, Wang Meng (DMBJ Series), Hei Xia Zi (DMBJ Series), Xie Yuchen, Ye Piaopiao Additional Tags: Smut, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Trans Liu Sang, Banter, Canon typical injuries, Implied FWB relationship with Wu Xie, Massage, Alternate Universe - Pacific Rim Fusion, Head Injury, Ambiguous/Open Ending, Minor Character Death, Implied/Referenced Character Death, As in you decide if they die or not, Angst, Trauma Summary:
Pangzi tries to prove to Liu Sang he can take him. A kaiju shows up at the worst possible moment. Things go to shit.
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Let's Talk About PingXie: Part 3
PingXie Fanfiction Vocabulary
Or "Some Words in PingXie Fanfiction That Can't Be Translated Properly by MTL" XD
Here is a list of words that I found interesting, and occasionally appeared in PingXie fanworks. Some of these words, I couldn't find the exact equivalent in English, so excuse me for the long explanation. My friend helped me but my knowledge is still limited (⁠^⁠~⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ
It's not a complete list (and kinda random). Please note that they are mostly used in PingXie/DMBJ fandom, I don't know about other fandoms. I may add some more, if I find it again.
【1】 窗户纸 (mtl: window paper) : it's like a trope where they're being so ambiguous and the status of their relationship may not be revealed, but everyone also knows that they are lovers. It's a special connotation of symbolic objects in Chinese culture, refers to two people who have a very deep love but did not confess to each other, their feelings are hidden in the heart. Other people also know that their relationship is similar to lovers but they did not say it. It's like a layer of window paper has not been pierced.
【2】 捅窗户纸 (mtl: pierce the window paper) : it's almost the same as the previous one, but they come to the realization of their feelings and confess to each other. They end up together, become lovers.
【3】 论坛体/直播体 (mtl: forum body/live broadcast body) : something like Social Media AU, but it's often on the forum instead or written in forum style.
【4】 竹马 (mtl: bamboo horse) : a male childhood friend
【5】 校草 (mtl: school grass/school bully) : the most handsome boy in the school
【6】 沙雕 (mtl: sand sculpture) : funny and silly
【7】 骨科 (mtl: orthopedics) : incest
【8】 伪骨科 (mtl: pseudo-orthopedics) : they are brothers but not real siblings
【9】 清水 (mtl: clear water) : no description of s*xual activities
【10】 破镜重圆 (reunited after a broken mirror) : they meet again after separation which is usually not in a good way/unreconciled
【11】 本传 (mtl: biography) : refers to the main story of DMBJ
【12】 杭州名木/杭州著名木头 or 吴邪,杭州一块有名的木头 (mtl: Wu Xie, a famous piece of wood in Hangzhou) : it's like comparing Wu Xie to the wood, because he is being oblivious and insensitive, he doesn't notice that Zhang Qiling loves him haha. There is a meme based on this lol.
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Meme source: I forgot where I got it, but there's a watermark in it. The picture on the right is translated using mtl with some corrections, sorry for my poor translation (⁠๑⁠•⁠﹏⁠•⁠)
【13】 铁木真/铁・木・真 (tiě mù zhēn/temujin) : it's not Genghis Khan here, it's a pun or a joke about Wu Xie. It's like the previous one, but added one more element.
"铁" (tl: steel/iron) for "钢铁直男" means he is a straight man of steel
"木" (tl: wood) for "杭州著名木头" means he is the famous wood in Hangzhou
"真" for "天真" Wu Xie's "Tiānzhēn"
【14】白月光 "bái yuèguāng" (mtl: white moonlight) : the first love that can't be forgotten
【15】 吴山四美 "wúshān sì měi" : four beauties of Wushan(ju)—Wu Xie, Zhang Qiling, Xie Yuchen, Hei Xiazi
【16】 嫩牛五方 "nèn niú wǔ fāng" : a group of five people—Wu Xie, Zhang Qiling, Pangzi, Xie Yuchen, Hei Xiazi
【17】 挨千刀 (mtl: suffer a thousand cuts) : it is used to scold someone, but it is not insulting them. Its tone is more into worried rather than being angry. For example, Wu Xie complains "挨千刀的闷油瓶" in his heart, it sounds like he uses a spoiled tone to show his annoyance.
【18】 醋[瓶] (mtl: vinegar) : jealous [Zhang Qiling]
【19】 墨水[瓶] (mtl: ink) : a slight dark [Zhang Qiling]
【20】 排雷 (mtl: demining) : a setting that you should pay attention before reading, usually it is unacceptable for most people.
【21】 黑金古刀 (mtl: black gold ancient sword/black gold ancient knife) : Xiaoge's sword
【22】 大白狗腿 (mtl: big white dog legs) : Wu Xie's dagger
【23】 发丘指 (mtl: hair mound finger/Faqiu finger) : Zhang Qiling's two long fingers
【24】 哥嫂 : brother and sister-in-law, refers to Zhang Qiling (哥) and Wu Xie (嫂)
【25】 吃软饭 "chī ruǎn fàn" (mtl: eat soft rice) : a slang that means men rely on women to survive
【26】 吃豆腐 (mtl: eating tofu) : something like taking advantage of others, teasing or flirting, etc.
【27】 PA : parody
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【28】 脐橙 (mtl: navel orange) : a wordplay of "骑乘" which means r*ding
【29】 水煎 (mtl: boiled water/water decoction) : a word play for "睡奸" which means somn*philia
【30】 Doi : same as ML (from English "do" and "i" from Chinese "Love" (爱 "ài")
【31】 双龙 (mtl: double dragon) : a man gets r*ped by two other men at the same time, in this case, it has the same meaning as "两瓶一邪" (both of the 2 Zhang Qiling, 1 Wu Xie).
【32】 爆炒/�� (mtl: stir-fry/fried) : erotic content/explicit s*xual content
【33】 QJ : r*pe
【34】 XP : s*xual fetish
【35】 SP : sp*nking
Some of them courtesy of 小粉蛇 (PinkSnake). Thank you for all the help!🌹
🔗 Other related links: Part 1 | Part 2
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