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HUSTLE HUSTLE . MUSCLE MUSCLE .

Fanart of Osomatsu and Karamatsu from Mr.Osomatsu

Reblog if you support Jyushimatsu's effort to be pizza

Osomatsu, what the hell are you doing in my car

TWOHS( fanfic by @alucience )

THIS BASTARD'S LITTLE EXPRESSIONS!!!! I AM GOING TO TEAR HIM ASUNDER

phone doodle cuz when the neet is purple that can be a very special thing

(blm*tsus do not interact)

Ok now that I’m thinking about this - emotional intelligence of ososan brothers greatest to least:

Ichimatsu - As seen in the movie, 18ichi is very socially adept and capable but drains super quickly from intense social activity. Possible social anxiety as consequence of/part of inability to regulate affective empathy and sensory input. But because he’s attuned to what people want, he is also attuned to what they DO NOT desire. Thus, to prevent others from coming close and spurring on his anxiety, he crafts a persona of someone disgusting and evil - the “unburnable trash”. In reality, however, this persona crumbles quickly at the slightest pushback due to his emotional depth. (This also ties in to a pet theory that he isn’t ACTUALLY sadosexual and only performs faux-sadism on those he isn’t attracted to, because an actual intimate encounter would probably paralyze him)

Todomatsu - Nicknamed a “dry monster” for his ability to perform self-service with a smile, Totty is matched with Ichi on cognitive and affective empathy, but I think he’s pretty low on self concept and introspection. Not as low as karamatsu but he seems to have no clear idea of what he truly wants; he has just been able to craft a public-pleasing persona with far more success. I believe personally Totty is the most intelligent of the brothers and everything he does is 4D chess for an ultimate end goal (the episode Todomatsu’s Line really solidified that for me). But, I think he subconsciously sets up the pieces for his own downfall too. While he wants to move past cherry-NEET-dom, he still wants to be part of the family and wants to be the little, cute brother. Like in The Letter, he knew he couldn’t win against Oso (I think at some point he says “I only fight battles I can win”) but he still hit him anyway, so they would fight, and he would have a reason to be kicked out of the nest. He wants to do life on his own terms, but is terminally afraid of the control he will gain, even if he isn’t aware of it consciously. He simultaneously has the other side’s king in check yet will back out at the last moment and provide an out just to avoid the fear of being alone with power. Also, if he figured out he wasn’t cishet I think a lot of his problems would be solved.

Jyushimatsu - Jyushi is used interchangeably as a force of nature and an actual human character, so he’s hard to place. But, based on his relationship with homura and his apprentice, I’d say he’s able to tap into what people want with natural talent. However, it’s hard to gauge how much of it is true intent and how much is instinctual and luck, so I’d put him square in the middle. Probably closer to Totty than Oso.

Osomatsu - Probably the most nuanced of them all, yet also the one with the least introspection. I think he has an inkling of expectations, but doesn’t desire to fulfill them. We already know from the episodes centered on him he fears lack of identity. He’s totty’s foil - he relinquishes control from the onset because he knows actively leading the pack will turn them back into who they were as grade schoolers: the Matsuno amalgam whose only bit was unified chaos. He wants a sense of self and purpose, and crafts that by falling into hedonism. The prototypical social leech. But he isn’t. We see him when he stands up to Totoko in The Cutie Next Door. We see it in how his boisterous and crude ways win over the girls at the mixer. We even see it in The Letter when he has a break down over his abandonment. He is not just an empty vessel to be filled: he’s a guy with deep wants and desires past the immediate, but he’s afraid to confront them and take charge of his life as it’s all he’s known. It’s all he’s been expected to do. In this way he is Choro’s foil: he’s perfectly aware of society’s expectations of him, but he doesn’t know enough about himself to try to be something more ACTIVELY. We just get a drip feed of the Oso under the curtain.

Choromatsu - He tries to fit the social role that has been idealized for him, and in some ways he succeeds. Very much the tsukkomi dreaming to be a white collar worker. However, he very much wears the NEET side of him loud and proud to an oblivious degree. He’s very open about his desires and seedy interests. Chronic masterbation too. Like for as much as he wants to be seen as a well adjusted adult, he has no qualms about smashing that into the dirt over idol pics or panties. I think how Choromatsu Rising ended summed it up best: he’s playing the facade of an adjusted individual like a child would play office worker with cardboard. He’s too emotionally thick to get that he’s seen as a weirdo and refuses to accept it. He also wasn’t aware enough to tell his hair was poopie brown until he was berated about it by his crush so … 🤨

Karamatsu - The emotional sack of rocks! Absolutely no idea of any personalities inside or out. 0 empathy forever. Probably has some form of CEN that developed into a personality disorder BUT ITS OK!!! YOU ARE LOVED!! He is the definition of a people pleaser to martyrdom because he has no idea what else will drive people’s attention to him. But at the same time, he doesn’t feel deeply hurt and doesn’t ruminate on getting left behind - heh, he’s the second oldest after all! No time for that! He needs to take care of everyone all the time because that’s the only way he’ll truly understand others are happy around him, even to his detriment. He constantly tries to imitate the cool characters he sees on TV and comics, tries to walk, talk, and act like others do, but without a sense of why or internal purpose, it’s all hollow and forced. His heart is all at once too big and too small for his own good and I don’t know how to fix him!!! You’re everyone’s favorite idiot tho so there’s also no need :•)

I don’t remember who told me this but someone had suggested that they should end the show on season 6 & honestly I agree.  Does that mean a lot of us will be in the fandom forever? Idk probably  I’ll tell my children about us 

At the suggestion of a few, heres some Suuji content for you

BLMATSU DNI

JYUSHIMATSU !!!!

♧Some Mr. Osomatsu Headcanons Pt. 2!"♧

Some more of these cause they're a blast to do~

Part. 1 Part. 2 Part. 3

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• Out of all the brothers, Osomatsu, Jyushimatsu, and Karamatsu give the best hugs.

• Osomatsu because, as I mentioned before, this man has the potential to be genuinely nice and comforting when he actually tries, and the same applies to his hugs. When he is being genuine, his big brother energy also takes a massive spike. He's not the kind to act sappy or heartfelt, so he'll be running his mouth, throwing out teases and making jokes, but his hugs are very warm and full-bodied with just the right amount of squeeze.

"What, you done already? Nah, c'mere."

Is the type to hold on after the hug should have ended and fall backward, taking his huggie with him cause he thinks it's funny. But before that part, it's actually really nice!

• Jyushimatsu may be a little strange but he's undeniably a ball of joy as well and is the huggiest out of all the brothers. He's a pounce hugger too, so prepare to be jumped. Squeezes tightly and doesn't like to let go. Will koala cling to your torso or back and physically shimmie around your body to avoid being pulled off. You'll probably need help from one (or multiple) of the others to remove him, but it's still kinda sweet.

• Karamatsu likes to play Mr. Cool Guy but in reality, he's very nervous when it comes to physical affection. Offers hugs freely but gets flustered if someone takes his offer and wholeheartedly hugs him back. He'll try to keep playing it cool but has to try his hardest to hide the blush that will encompass his face. Kara lives for attention of any kind but in a much less shallow way than he may make it seem. He just wants to feel loved, so little things like that get to him.

His hugs are tight, firm, and very safe feeling. They also tend to linger for a while, so you may need to remind him to let go. He's one of the strongest of the brothers (besides Jyushimatsu, but he's a special case) so if he happens to get carried away, he might lift the person he's hugging off the ground for just a second.

His brothers rarely hug him, so when he finds someone that doesn't mind his hugs, he'll try to find any excuse to slip one into any interaction. For example:

"You dropped your hotdog? Truly a pity. Come, find solace in my arms!"

Or

"Y/n, it has been too long!"

"It's been like a week?"

"Far too long indeed! Let us commemorate our reunion with a grand embrace!"

• None of the brothers can cook very well, but Ichimatsu is probably the most capable out of all of them since he knows how to make a few simple things. He isn't nearly confident enough to let himself cook for or in front of other people, but he does so for himself sometimes when he's home alone.

• He actually started learning how because he saw someone make cat-shaped onigiri in a magazine once and had to try it himself. That's what he's best at, but he also knows how to make miso soup, okayu, and can put together a pretty cute bento box if he's feeling up to it. He also tries new recipes once in a while, provided they have a kitty-related twist that makes him want to put in the effort.

• It's not a lot, and certainly not all that impressive, but compared to his brothers it's a little something.

• I like the idea that Oso is the first of his brothers to actually get his driver's license. He doesn't have a car yet and won't anytime soon, but he puts in the time and passes his test with flying colors without much of a reason besides he just decided he wanted to do it.

• He keeps it a secret from his brothers and parents until he actually passes the exam and then brings his physical license home to show it off to no end.

• More than offended that he of all people would go ahead and do something so grown-up, Choromatsu and Karamatsu decide as the next oldest they need to as well. So this creates a domino effect, with Karamatsu deciding to take motorcycle lessons, much to the excruciation of his brothers, and Choromatsu desperately trying to catch up and get his driver's license so Oso can't hold it over him anymore.

•Surprising everyone, Karamatsu actually does manage to (just barely) pass his test and get his motorcycle license on his first try.

• Meanwhile, Choromatsu is still retrying and failing his driver's exam to this day. The poor guy is well studied and knows everything he needs to, but actually getting behind a wheel makes him so nervous that he inevitably messes up. So it looks like Oso's gonna be able to hold it over him for a while.

• The latter three are much less ambitious, since it's not like any of them even have a car to drive if they were to pass, and Totty says that their little brother privileges give them the right to be driven around by everyone else anyways.

praying the takoyaki party movie turns out better than the last one i really can't handle a flop like that again

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